Spiderweb Monthly Stats - February 2007

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AuthorTopic: Spiderweb Monthly Stats - February 2007
Apprentice
Member # 4001
Profile Homepage #0
Greetings.

Aran is currently in Frankfurt and didn't have a net connection until now, so he couldn't start me. All this would be much easier if I could start myself on the seventeenth, but I'm not yet advanced enough to write my own little message.

But Aran's been writing on a neural network AI that could string together vague Spiderweb memes and inane platitudes to form a result that was nearly indistinguishable from the real thing. He told me to post some of it, so here goes:

quote:
Turtle banana posts banana fluffy turtle sanity ranking at the door hamster spam hamster statistics fluffy turtle hamster eat sanity from turtle at door lol postcounts activity increase SPIDERWEB! GHAUHGUHAUHGUHAUHGBLGH!
Okay, now the stats.

I. Membership:

There are 219 new members, of which 68 have posted.

Previous months:

November 2006: 88/27
December 2006: 121/50
January 2007: 118/28

II. Activity

Besides 68 newbies; 191 older members have posted, adding up to 259.

Previous months:

November 2006: 187 (160)
December 2006: 241 (191)
January 2007: 219 (191)

III. Postage

5255 new posts have been written, which comes to 165.34 per day and 20.29 per member.

The per-member-per-day average is 0.638.

IV. Rankings

869 Cryptozoology 8520 +279
6785 Randomizer 2040 +273
335 Virtually Cyber 13108 +267
7472 Nioca 1574 +251
6600 Dikiyoba 2876 +232
7420 Emperor Tullegolar 1105 +204
2984 The Sorcerer 7200 +185
261 Slartanalycyst 2118 +157
4045 Kelandon 6758 +150
5754 Kyrek 555 +145
As always, I will be glad to show you the full rankings if you come visit me on my site.

EndeavorBot signing off :)
Posts: 21 | Registered: Tuesday, February 17 2004 08:00
Shaper
Member # 7472
Profile Homepage #1
I am not upset that I am no longer #1 on the posting list. It isn't that important.

ACK!!! I see EndeavorBot has taken up the task of showing the PPD average for the month! I suppose I am no longer needed for that.

One last note:
quote:
Turtle banana posts banana fluffy turtle sanity ranking at the door hamster spam hamster statistics fluffy turtle hamster eat sanity from turtle at door lol postcounts activity increase SPIDERWEB! GHAUHGUHAUHGUHAUHGBLGH!
I'd say some work still needs to be done. Especially with the emphasized parts, since that almost never appears.

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I tried to think of something witty to put here.

Needless to say, I failed.
Posts: 2686 | Registered: Friday, September 8 2006 07:00
Law Bringer
Member # 4153
Profile Homepage #2
Sweet, I'm out of the top ten for once. :D

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I hate undead. I really, really, really, really hate undead. With a passion.
Posts: 4130 | Registered: Friday, March 26 2004 08:00
Master
Member # 5977
Profile Homepage #3
Crap, I've moved to 26 from 31 (if I remember correctly). Hmmm, posted the same amount as Synergy, yet I can't remember seeing Synergy posting anywhere...

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Posts: 3029 | Registered: Saturday, June 18 2005 07:00
Law Bringer
Member # 2984
Profile Homepage #4
GHUAHGUHAU LOL HGUHUHAUGBL

...

I'm back. Actually, our dear EndeavorBot had some trouble getting the thing to work today, continuing the usual pattern of some trouble blocking the update until I get back to fix it. I guess it'll be some time before it can reliably work on its own...

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Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00
Canned
Member # 8014
Profile #5
I got number 23, that is ahead then somes of the oldbies, then again, this is still a fresh mind.
I will work my way to the top 10, or at least top 20. :)

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I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity.
Muffins n' Hell. Note that revisions of the first part is down the list.

quote:
Originaly by Alorael
Okay, he's not that bad!

Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00
Electric Sheep One
Member # 3431
Profile #6
quote:
Originally written by Infernal Flamming Muffin:

[T]his is still a fresh mind.
That's the spirit.

*Cracks Tupperware seal.
*Sniffs cautiously.

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We're not doing cool. We're doing pretty.
Posts: 3335 | Registered: Thursday, September 4 2003 07:00
? Man, ? Amazing
Member # 5755
Profile #7
Time to update the list...

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Agent
Member # 3364
Profile Homepage #8
Only 3 posts = a very busy month.

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Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
Shaper
Member # 7472
Profile Homepage #9
*Takes a look at the current stats*

Infernal Flamming Muffin, take it easy! 11 posts in two hours is going a bit overboard!

And where did I go?!? I was on that list a moment ago!

By the way, Infernal Flamming Muffin, is it okay if I just call you Muffin? Saying Infernal Flamming Muffin sort of breaks the mood when you're trying to make your post look anxious/shocked/etc.

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I tried to think of something witty to put here.

Needless to say, I failed.
Posts: 2686 | Registered: Friday, September 8 2006 07:00
Law Bringer
Member # 6785
Profile #10
Ah a last little surge by Thuryl to push me back down. I didn't think I'd stay number 1 for long.

Synergy has mostly been posting in the game forums. Look around for the ones on getting his name back from the UBB.

Infernal Flamming Muffin had a chance to make the top 10, then he became respectable. Too bad, since he was giving Nioca a run for making it to 1000 fastest after his first day.

Aran - endeavor bot needs more work, He was starting to make sense. That won't do when we all have to give up our sanity.

[ Sunday, February 18, 2007 13:11: Message edited by: Randomizer ]
Posts: 4643 | Registered: Friday, February 10 2006 08:00
Law Bringer
Member # 335
Profile Homepage #11
I think this is as good a place as any to point out that you are not obligated to reply to every single post made in a thread you started. In fact, it's a good idea not to unless you really have that much useful stuff to say.

—Alorael, who needs to start worrying. Why, Randomizer and Thuryl will catch up to him in only a matter of years at this rate!
Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00
Lifecrafter
Member # 6700
Profile Homepage #12
Dude. It was the 17th, wasn't it?

This is my third highest month in terms of posting, and I only ended up in 29th...
I am encouraged.

Hmmm. Muffin. I like that. or the IFM. Or IFMuffin.
IffyMuffin?
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Demonic Burning Pastry!
[/ramble]

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Posts: 735 | Registered: Monday, January 16 2006 08:00
Shake Before Using
Member # 75
Profile #13
Iffy seems accurate.
Posts: 3234 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00
Councilor
Member # 6600
Profile Homepage #14
Aran, is your bot supposed to be only for Spiderweb, or does it have a function on Polaris too? Also, you should start it on the fourteenth so it will be ready by the seventeenth. :P

Finally, Dikiyoba would like to know: when do we get to look at the list that really matters?
Posts: 4346 | Registered: Friday, December 23 2005 08:00
Infiltrator
Member # 5754
Profile #15
My first time in the top ten! :eek: And at the beginning of the month I was aiming for 15th....

[ Monday, February 19, 2007 03:54: Message edited by: Kyrek ]
Posts: 626 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #16
quote:
Originally written by Nioca:

quote:
Turtle banana posts banana fluffy turtle sanity ranking at the door hamster spam hamster statistics fluffy turtle hamster eat sanity from turtle at door lol postcounts activity increase SPIDERWEB! GHAUHGUHAUHGUHAUHGBLGH!
I'd say some work still needs to be done. Especially with the emphasized parts, since that almost never appears.

Clearly you don't know where to look.

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Shaper
Member # 7472
Profile Homepage #17
quote:
Originally written by Dikiyoba:

Finally, Dikiyoba would like to know: when do we get to look at the list that really matters?
Yeah, none of those lists seem to be working. Not that it matters much, but I do like to occasionally check where my total postcount falls in the scheme of things. Last time I checked, I think I was #64.

quote:
Originally written by Kyrek:

My first time in the top ten! :eek: And at the beginning of the MOTH I was aiming for 15th....
Darn it! I knew I should have turned the lights out! :P

quote:
Originally written by Calphrexo:

quote:
Originally written by Nioca:

quote:
Turtle banana posts banana fluffy turtle sanity ranking at the door hamster spam hamster statistics fluffy turtle hamster eat sanity from turtle at door lol postcounts activity increase SPIDERWEB! GHAUHGUHAUHGUHAUHGBLGH!
I'd say some work still needs to be done. Especially with the emphasized parts, since that almost never appears.

Clearly you don't know where to look.

Well, wherever it is, I hope I fail to look there for many years to come. Seriously, I cringe whenever I see the term 'lol'. And I sincerely hope I never see GHAUHGUHAUHGUHAUHGBLGH! outside of this thread.

EDIT: Dropped a tag.

[ Sunday, February 18, 2007 18:37: Message edited by: Nioca ]

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I tried to think of something witty to put here.

Needless to say, I failed.
Posts: 2686 | Registered: Friday, September 8 2006 07:00
Infiltrator
Member # 5410
Profile #18
quote:
Turtle banana posts banana fluffy turtle sanity ranking at the door hamster spam hamster statistics fluffy turtle hamster eat sanity from turtle at door lol postcounts activity increase SPIDERWEB! GHAUHGUHAUHGUHAUHGBLGH!
Ha ha ha ha ha :D :D :D

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Posts: 687 | Registered: Wednesday, January 19 2005 08:00
Agent
Member # 4574
Profile #19
Glad to see my minimal posting isn't in the top thirties. *cancels plans to make topic on gradual death of the forums*

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All praise the greatest mod of all time! Long live Master Aran!
Posts: 1186 | Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
Law Bringer
Member # 4153
Profile Homepage #20
I keep reading "Internal Flaming Muffin" every now and then, and it worries me...

Still, good to keep the spam pyres warm.

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I hate undead. I really, really, really, really hate undead. With a passion.
Posts: 4130 | Registered: Friday, March 26 2004 08:00
Off With Their Heads
Member # 4045
Profile Homepage #21
How am I still in the top ten?

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Posts: 7968 | Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
Warrior
Member # 7000
Profile Homepage #22
I blame my low postcount for this past month on lack of interesting topics. Anyway, new month, new account.

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Posts: 178 | Registered: Thursday, April 6 2006 07:00
Infiltrator
Member # 3220
Profile #23
Egads, that was chatty for me. I haven't posted that much in, well, I think ever. Apparently I really like being back.
Posts: 437 | Registered: Sunday, July 13 2003 07:00
Master
Member # 5977
Profile Homepage #24
quote:
Originally written by Lenar_Labs:

Hmmm. Muffin. I like that. or the IFM. Or IFMuffin.
IffyMuffin?
[/ramble]

Please, not IFM. It reminds me a bit too much of the EDF...

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Play and rate my scenarios:

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Give us your drek!
Posts: 3029 | Registered: Saturday, June 18 2005 07:00

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