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AuthorTopic: Census of Spiderweb community
Too Sexy for my Title
Member # 5654
Profile #0
I've run out of good idea for topics, and while randomly trying Aran's new search thing, I came across with some good ones. So I've decided to spam the boards for the day, and borrow (*Coughs,Steal,coughs*) some of them.

So, here are the questions (answer as many as you're comfortable with):
Age
Gender
Sexual orientation
Marital status
Highest educational degree completed
City/metropolitan area where you live
Racial/ethnic origin
Nationality
First/primary language
Religion
How long you've been a Spiderwebber
Whether or not you're a septuagenarian eskimo

As a show of good faith, I'll start.
Age: 19
Gender: Female
Sexual orientation: heterosexual
Marital status: single ;)
Highest educational degree completed: uh, so far? High school diploma, but I'm a college student in NY, United States
Racial/ethnic origin: Hispanic
Nationality: Dominican
First/primary language: Spanish
Religion: Catholic
How long you've been a Spiderwebber: Almost a year
Whether or not you're a septuagenarian eskimo: Neither

It should be fun to look at the new changes, and it could bring some nice or horrible memories to some.

Edit: forgot to answer the last one

[ Tuesday, February 21, 2006 15:34: Message edited by: Selima ]
Posts: 1035 | Registered: Friday, April 1 2005 08:00
Law Bringer
Member # 2984
Profile Homepage #1
Age: I am now 18 years, 8 months, 6 days and a few hours old.
Gender: Male
Sexual orientation: I like hugging trees. And girls.
Marital status: Eternally single.
Highest educational degree completed: Highschool
City/metropolitan area where you live: Aachen, where it either rains or the bells are ringing.
Racial/ethnic origin: Mostly German, part Schlesian.
Nationality: German/United States of America
First/primary language: German
Religion: Baptized and confirmed protestant, but really atheist/agnostic humanist.
How long you've been a Spiderwebber: 2 years, 10 months and ten days, going by the board, and about 5 years going by the games.
Whether or not you're a septuagenarian eskimo: Neither.

[ Tuesday, February 21, 2006 15:56: Message edited by: Arancaytar the Grey ]

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My BlogPolarisI eat novels for breakfast.
Polaris is dead, long live Polaris.
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair.
Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #2
Age: 19.5
Gender: Male
Sexual orientation: Heterosexual
Marital status: Single ... whee
Highest educational degree completed: High school, currently student at U of Toronto
City/metropolitan area where you live: Uptown Toronto
Racial/ethnic origin: Chinese
Nationality: Canadian
First/primary language: Cantonese
Religion: I lack a religion.
How long you've been a Spiderwebber: since late 2001
Whether or not you're a septuagenarian eskimo: Maybe

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Polaris - owns you.
Undead Theories - double U slash E
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Off With Their Heads
Member # 4045
Profile Homepage #3
Ah, I recognize my old topic. This was right after I joined.

Age: 20
Gender: Male
Sexual orientation: Hetero
Marital status: Single
Highest educational degree completed: High school, so far
City/metropolitan area where you live: Berkeley (San Francisco)
Racial/ethnic origin: Mixed European (more or less)
Nationality: USA-an
First/primary language: English
Religion: More or less atheist.
How long you've been a Spiderwebber: Played the games since '99 or '00. Been on the boards since a couple years ago.
Whether or not you're a septuagenarian eskimo: No, but I aspire to be one someday.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me
The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever
Posts: 7968 | Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
Warrior
Member # 6689
Profile #4
Age: 16
Gender: Male
Sexual orientation: I have made out with a tree before... In my defense, I was blind drunk. But I usually swing for chicks.
Marital status: Unmarried, but in true love.
Highest educational degree completed: High school - I have enough credits to be a grad!
City/metropolitan area where you live: Minneapolis
Racial/ethnic origin: North American (of Scottish/German descent, but the last of my line to immigrate came in 1897)
Nationality: I don't believe in nations.
First/primary language: English/Spanish
Religion: Atheist
How long you've been a Spiderwebber: Since 1997 (Exile 3)
Whether or not you're a septuagenarian eskimo: What's the first one mean? :-\

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--Dachnaz
Posts: 50 | Registered: Saturday, January 14 2006 08:00
Infiltrator
Member # 3040
Profile #5
I hardly ever make any of myself known on these boards, so this information probably isn't as interesting coming from me as from others, because it isn't in the context of an online personality. With that disclaimer:

Age: 19 this April
Gender: Male
Sexual orientation: So far, I've been attracted primarily to girls
Marital status: single
Highest educational degree completed: High school, currently enrolled in Carleton College
City/metropolitan area where you live: Currently Northfield, Minnesota, but otherwise New York City.
Racial/ethnic origin: Polish Jew
Nationality: I am a citizen of the USA and of Israel
First/primary language: First language Hebrew, primary language English
Religion: Jewish by culture, atheist otherwise
How long you've been a Spiderwebber: Registered on the boards since January 21, 2003; I've been playing the games for longer.
Whether or not you're a septuagenarian eskimo: Nope.

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5.0.1.0.0.0.0.1.0...
Posts: 508 | Registered: Thursday, May 29 2003 07:00
BANNED
Member # 4
Profile Homepage #6
Age: 18
Sex*: Male
Sexual orientation: Heterosexual
Marital status: Single
Highest educational degree completed: Secondary
City/metropolitan area where you live: Milwaukee
Ethnic origin: Caucasian
Nationality: American (sadly)
First/primary language: English
Religion: Atheist
How long you've been a Spiderwebber: 6 years
Whether or not you're a septuagenarian eskimo: No

* Sex is biological; gender is sociological. One's gender may be female despite possessing male faculties.

[ Tuesday, February 21, 2006 16:07: Message edited by: Prometheus ]

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Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00
Law Bringer
Member # 6489
Profile Homepage #7
Age: 19 (20 in less than a month)
Gender: Male
Sexual orientation: Heterosexual (Bravo to Marlenny for not saying Straight to begin with. This implies the homosexuals are crooked in some way.)
Marital status: I'm currently in a relationship (Apparantly a minority here), but not married
Highest educational degree completed: High School Diploma (I finished 1 semester of college, and that is all I plan to complete)
City/metropolitan area where you live: Harrisburg, PA
Racial/ethnic origin: Caucasian Scottish/English/German
Nationality: USA (I object to being called American. It's not like the US is the only American country)
First/primary language: American English
Religion: Lutheran
How long you've been a Spiderwebber: 3 months in the forums. I've been playing since 1999
Whether or not you're a septuagenarian eski.mo: Someday...
Political orientation: Moderately liberal Democrat
An animal you fear: Those evil dogs (I was bitten as a child, and have been terrified of them ever since)
Career ambitions: Computer Repair/Tech Support

[ Tuesday, February 21, 2006 21:53: Message edited by: Tyranicus ]

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"You're drinking liquor because you're thirsty? How nasty is your freaking water?" —Lazarus
Spiderweb Chat Room
Avernum RPSummariesOoCRoster
Shadow Vale - My site, home of the Spiderweb Chat Database, BoA Scenario Database, & the A1 Quest List, among other things.
Posts: 1556 | Registered: Sunday, November 20 2005 08:00
Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
Profile Homepage #8
Age: 23
Gender: Male
Sexual orientation: Homo
Marital status: Single
Highest educational degree completed: BA in Linguistics
City/metropolitan area where you live: Chicago, IL, USA
Racial/ethnic origin: Pasty white American stock
Nationality: American (sigh)
First/primary language: English
Religion: None, but theistic
How long you've been a Spiderwebber: Played since 1995, posted (actively) since late 2005
Whether or not you're a septuagenarian eskimo: Doubtful

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Slarty vs. DeskDesk vs. SlartyTimeline of ErmarianG4 Strategy Central
Posts: 3560 | Registered: Wednesday, November 7 2001 08:00
Warrior
Member # 6714
Profile Homepage #9
Age: 18
Gender: Male
Sexual orientation: Bisexual
Marital status: Dating
Highest educational degree completed: Eleventh grade(close to graduating from senior year)
City/metropolitan area where you live: Pine, CO
Racial/ethnic origin: Caucasian with some Native American
Nationality: American
First/primary language: English
Religion: Athiest
How long you've been a Spiderwebber: 1.9 months
Whether or not you're a septuagenarian eskimo: Nyet

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Well that signature was out of date, since I've not been here in forever.
Posts: 91 | Registered: Thursday, January 19 2006 08:00
Nuke and Pave
Member # 24
Profile Homepage #10
Age: 25 years and 5 days
Gender: male
Sexual orientation: heterosexual
Marital Status: single
Highest educational degree completed: BC CS / BA Math
City/metropolitan area where you live: San Francisco Bay Area, California, USA
Racial/ethnic origin: Russian Jew
Nationality: USA and Russia (although my Russian citizenship expired long ago)
First/primary language: Russian
Religion: Jewish, but mostly ethnically
How long you've been a Spiderwebber: since summer of 2001
Whether or not you're a septuagenarian eskimo: I might become septuagenarian some day, but the eskimo part might be a bit hard.

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Be careful with a word, as you would with a sword,
For it too has the power to kill.
However well placed word, unlike a well placed sword,
Can also have the power to heal.
Posts: 2649 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
Post Navel Trauma ^_^
Member # 67
Profile Homepage #11
Oh, why not?

Age: 22
Sex: Male
(Words have gender, people have sex)
Sexual orientation: Heterosexaul
Marital status: Single
Highest educational degree completed: Degree
City/metropolitan area where you live: Cambridge
Racial/ethnic origin: No
Nationality: British
First/primary language: English
Religion: No
How long you've been a Spiderwebber: Ages
Whether or not you're a septuagenarian eskimo: Yes

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Barcoorah: I even did it to a big dorset ram.

desperance.net - Don't follow this link
Posts: 1798 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00
Law Bringer
Member # 4153
Profile Homepage #12
-Age: 17
-Sex: Male (gender's a social construct, and a rather oppresive one at that)
-Sexual orientation: Heterosexual
-Marital status: In a relationship
-Highest educational degree completed: Currently a college freshman
-City/metropolitan area where you live: St. Louis, Missouri, for both college and home.
-Racial/ethnic origin: Caucasian.
-Nationality: American, proud of it. (Just not proud of the leaders) Somewhere back up the family tree I'm Polish, though.
-First/primary language: English, und ich studierte Deutsch für fünf Jahren. Vielleicht werde ich merh nächstes Jahr machen dürfen.
-Religion: Atheist, but you all probably figured that out by now.
-How long you've been a Spiderwebber: Circa two years, but the first half a year or so was spent very, very far away from General.
-Whether or not you're a septuagenarian eskimo: Last time I checked, no.

[ Tuesday, February 21, 2006 16:33: Message edited by: Ephesos ]

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Gamble with Gaea, and she eats your dice.

I hate undead. I really, really, really, really hate undead. With a passion.
Posts: 4130 | Registered: Friday, March 26 2004 08:00
...b10010b...
Member # 869
Profile Homepage #13
Age: 19
Gender: Yes please. Wait, that joke only works for "Sex". Male, then.
Sexual orientation: Freud says we're all a little bisexual
Marital status: Single
Highest educational degree completed: High school (will be graduating from university at the end of this year)
City/metropolitan area where you live: Melbourne
Racial/ethnic origin: English/Irish/Russian
Nationality: Australian
First/primary language: English
Religion: None
How long you've been a Spiderwebber: on these forums since the joining date in my profile; on other forums since the release of BoE; playing SW games since the release of Exile I v1.0.
Whether or not you're a septuagenarian eskimo: We prefer the term "Inuit".

[ Tuesday, February 21, 2006 16:34: Message edited by: Thuryl ]

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The Empire Always Loses: This Time For Sure!
Posts: 9973 | Registered: Saturday, March 30 2002 08:00
Lifecrafter
Member # 4682
Profile #14
Age:14
Gender:female
Sexual orientation:not interested in that sort of thing
Marital status:single
Highest educational degree completed:half a year and then some of 9th grade
City/metropolitan area where you live:baltimore city
Racial/ethnic origin:caucasian(irish, polish, austrailian, a ton of stuff a can't remember)
Nationality:USA(unfortunately)
First/primary language:English
Religion:atheist
How long you've been a Spiderwebber:about 2 years forum time, but I started playing somewhere in the range of age 7-10(my mind has mostly blocked that period out, other than SW games 0_o)
Whether or not you're a septuagenarian eskimo:neither

[ Wednesday, February 22, 2006 00:56: Message edited by: Nicothodes ]

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Do not underestimate the power of the mechanical pencil.

Join the Dark side. We have cookies.

Played in:
Fiddler on the Roof
Bye Bye Birdie

"Hey, Patrick, feel this random pipe. It's squishy"-Nils
Posts: 834 | Registered: Thursday, July 8 2004 07:00
? Man, ? Amazing
Member # 5755
Profile #15
Physical Age - 38
Mental Age - 22
Sex - Twig 'n berries
Sexual orientation - Hetero
Marital status - Nearly
Highest educational degree completed - BS Forestry
City/metropolitan area where you live - near PDX
Racial/ethnic origin - Whitey McWhite of the White Clan
Nationality - Red Sox
First/primary language - Englush
Religion - raised UU, not a participant in religion at this time
How long you've been a Spiderwebber - since Exile 3, lurker until last April
Whether or not you're a septuagenarian eskimo - Yes, except for the age and ethnic parts.

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
Member # 919
Profile #16
Age - 17
Gender - Ambiguous ^______^
Sexual orientation - Ambiguous ^______^
Marital status - Unmarried
Highest educational degree completed - I'm in my senior year or high school
City/metropolitan area where you live - Saratoga, NY
Racial/ethnic origin - Irish, English, German, Slovakian, and God knows what else... I've got palish skin and brown hair that has been mistaken for black, if that helps
Nationality - American!
First/primary language - l'anglais
Religion - Christian non-conformist (which is about as specificl as labeling music "alternative", I know)
How long you've been a Spiderwebber - Apr 2002
Whether or not you're a septuagenarian eskimo - Wouldn't you like to know...

(I'm an effeminate heterosexual male, in case you're wondering, and I disagree with Freud, not because I want to, but because I just do.)

For the record, you guys crack me up. Er, sorry, you people.

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And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it.
-The Last Pendragon

Polaris = joy.

In case of emergency, break glass.
Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00
Guardian
Member # 2238
Profile Homepage #17
Age: 18
Gender: Male
Sexual orientation: Hetero
Marital status: Single, but taken (it's complicated)
Highest educational degree completed: I'm almost done with highschool...
City/metropolitan area where you live: Greensboro, NC
Racial/ethnic origin: Scotch/Norse
Nationality: American
First/primary language: English (unless you count mumbling)
Religion: Atheist
How long you've been a Spiderwebber: Since Exile I came out, technically
Whether or not you're a septuagenarian eskimo: I'll go with no.

These are always fun.

[ Tuesday, February 21, 2006 17:49: Message edited by: demonslaeyr ]

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DEMON PLAY,
DEMON OUT!
Posts: 1582 | Registered: Wednesday, November 13 2002 08:00
Apprentice
Member # 6800
Profile #18
Age: 30
Gender: Male
Sexual orientation: Heterosexual
Marital status: Single
Highest educational degree completed: Graduated high school.
City/metropolitan area where you live: Salt Lake City, Utah
Racial/ethnic origin: White
Nationality: American
First/primary language: English
Religion: None
How long you've been a Spiderwebber: About 8 or 9 years.
Whether or not you're a septuagenarian eskimo: No
Posts: 7 | Registered: Wednesday, February 15 2006 08:00
Master
Member # 4614
Profile Homepage #19
Age: 15
Gender: Male
Sexual orientation: Heterosexual (surprised?)
Marital status: Single
Highest educational degree completed: About 12 credits in high school
City/metropolitan area where you live: Halsey, OR
Racial/ethnic origin: White
Nationality: American
First/primary language: English
Religion: Christianity
How long you've been a Spiderwebber: 21 months
Whether or not you're a septuagenarian eskimo: Umm, don't think so.

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-ben4808
Posts: 3360 | Registered: Friday, June 25 2004 07:00
E Equals MC What!!!!
Member # 5491
Profile Homepage #20
Age: Just turned 21 last week. Happy birthday me.
Gender: I am a manly man.
Sexual orientation: Straight.
Marital status: Chaste despite being chased.
Highest educational degree completed: Year 10.
City/metropolitan area where you live: I object to this question, but Canberra.
Racial/ethnic origin: A splash of Irish, but basically non-descript caucasian.
Nationality: Aussie.
First/primary language: English.
Religion: Christianity.
How long you've been a Spiderwebber: Six years? Something like that.
Whether or not you're a septuagenarian eskimo: About as far from it as possible.

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SupaNik: Aran, you're not big enough to threaten Ash. Dammit, even JV had to think twice.
Posts: 1861 | Registered: Friday, February 11 2005 08:00
Shock Trooper
Member # 3898
Profile #21
Age: 100. Or 15.
Gender: I have a Y chromosone, if that's what you mean.
Sexual orientation: Heterozexual
Marital status: Not looking.
Highest educational degree completed: Year 10 of high school. So far, that is.
City/metropolitan area where you live: Sydney
Racial/ethnic origin: Human
Nationality: Earthling
First/primary language: Americanese.
Religion: RWGian.
How long you've been a Spiderwebber: Since 1984.
Whether or not you're a septuagenarian eskimo: Depends whether or not you're Imban.

EDIT: Sir David already did the l'anglais thing for language.

[ Tuesday, February 21, 2006 19:46: Message edited by: cAPSLOCKED dALLERDIN ]

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~Note : The professional newbie's advice should not be taken seriously, or at all.~
LINKAGE
Posts: 364 | Registered: Saturday, January 17 2004 08:00
Infiltrator
Member # 3220
Profile #22
Age: 27
Sex: Female
Gender: Feminine
Sexual orientation: Bisexual (and the less said about Freud, the better)
Marital status: Single, but unavailable
Highest educational degree completed: BS Accounting/BS Economics
City/metropolitan area where you live: tiny town, West Central Louisiana; Roanoke, VA, soon
Racial/ethnic origin: mostly Irish and Scottish white person
Nationality: USA
First/primary language: English
Religion: vaguely Christian
How long you've been a Spiderwebber: Almost two years by the boards; about two and a half years, by game playing
Whether or not you're a septuagenarian eskimo: Not that I know of
Posts: 437 | Registered: Sunday, July 13 2003 07:00
Lifecrafter
Member # 6388
Profile #23
Age: Almost exactly 18.5
Sex: Male
Gender: Male ... masculine ... whatever, I'm not a he-man but I'd be a worse woman
Sexual orientation: Heterosexual and fairly vanilla
Marital status: So very lonely
Highest educational degree completed: High school
City/metropolitan area where you live: Vegas
Racial/ethnic origin: Irish, Lithuanian Jewish, mixed nuts
Nationality: American
First/primary language: English
Religion: Secular, former Catholic, generalized westerner
How long you've been a Spiderwebber: I am as old as the hills here
Whether or not you're a septuagenarian eskimo: The evidence is against it

I humbly submit:

Political orientation: Far left, non-partisan
An animal you fear: the hated horse
Career ambitions: law, politics, journalism, literature

SPECIAL PS:

quote:
Originally written by Nicothodes:

Age:14
Gender:female
Sexual orientation:not interested in that sort of thing

TM! Get 'er before she spoils!

[ Tuesday, February 21, 2006 20:02: Message edited by: Belisarius ]
Posts: 794 | Registered: Tuesday, October 11 2005 07:00
Lifecrafter
Member # 3171
Profile Homepage #24
Age: 16
Gender: Male
Sexual orientation: Hetro
Marital status: Unmarried, but in a relationship
Highest educational degree completed: 5th form (11th grade or something)
City/metropolitan area where you live: Dunedin
Racial/ethnic origin: Half New Zealander (None of my fathers side know where they origionate from as they've just sorta allways been here) and half dutch.
Nationality: New Zealander
First/primary language: English
Religion: Christian
How long you've been a Spiderwebber: Since A1 (whenever that was)
Whether or not you're a septuagenarian eskimo: You what?
Posts: 776 | Registered: Friday, July 4 2003 07:00

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