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Shock Trooper
Member # 1546
Profile Homepage #25
Age: 19
Gender: Male
Sexual orientation: Hetero
Marital status: Single and content
Highest educational degree completed: High school
City/metropolitan area where you live: Melbourne, Australia
Racial/ethnic origin: Caucasian
Nationality: Australian
First/primary language: English
Religion: Christian; Anglican
How long you've been a Spiderwebber: Games since E2, forums whatever the date on my profile says.
Whether or not you're a septuagenarian eskimo: Tell me what it is, then I'll answer. For now, I reserve all rights.

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A Sucaran Child is standing here.
You say, "hello"
The small child looks at Preserver Aldous wide-eyed and awed.
Posts: 269 | Registered: Friday, July 19 2002 07:00
Shaper
Member # 5450
Profile Homepage #26
Age: Just turned 14
Gender: Male
Sexual orientation: Hetero
Marital status: Single
Highest educational degree completed: Halfway though high school
City/metropolitan area where you live: Victoria, Australia
Racial/ethnic origin: Australia
Nationality: Australia
First/primary language: English
Religion: Agnostic
How long you've been a Spiderwebber: Jan '05
Whether or not you're a septuagenarian eskimo: :confused:

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I'll put a Spring in your step.
:ph34r:
Posts: 2396 | Registered: Saturday, January 29 2005 08:00
Infiltrator
Member # 2836
Profile #27
Age: 13, but turning 14 in late June (I guess this makes me one of the youngest here?)
Gender: Male
Sexual orientation: Don't understand the question
Marital status: Single (duh)
Highest educational degree completed: I'm in grade 9. Does that help?
City/metropolitan area where you live: Sydney
Racial/ethnic origin: Don't understand the question
Nationality: Australian
First/primary language: English
Religion: Christian
How long you've been a Spiderwebber: Three years, and doesn't it say when you registered, in your profile?
Whether or not you're a septuagenarian eskimo: Don't understand the question
Posts: 587 | Registered: Tuesday, April 1 2003 08:00
Shake Before Using
Member # 75
Profile #28
Age: Dix-neuf.
Sex: J'ai ouang.
Sexual orientation: Je n'aime pas l'ouang.
Highest educational degree completed: Some college.
Racial/ethnic origin: Neither Cuban nor Argentinian.
First/primary language: American English
How long you've been a Spiderwebber: I predate dirt. (About six years or so, I think.)
Posts: 3234 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00
Law Bringer
Member # 6489
Profile Homepage #29
quote:
Originally written by Imban:


Sex: J'ai ouang.
Sexual orientation: Je n'aime pas l'ouang.

:D LOL

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"You're drinking liquor because you're thirsty? How nasty is your freaking water?" —Lazarus
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Avernum RPSummariesOoCRoster
Shadow Vale - My site, home of the Spiderweb Chat Database, BoA Scenario Database, & the A1 Quest List, among other things.
Posts: 1556 | Registered: Sunday, November 20 2005 08:00
Cartographer
Member # 1851
Profile Homepage #30
Age - 20
Sex - Female
Sexual orientation - I'm pretty sure I'm heterosexual, but sometimes I wonder...
Marital status - Single (and dreadfully old-fashioned, so no hope for you!)
Highest educational degree completed - Upper secondary? High school? I've graduated either one, whichever fits better. (Ylioppilas, toisin sanoen)
City/metropolitan area where you live - Vantaa, Koivukylä
Racial/ethnic origin - Um. Caucasian, I guess. Scandinavian. Finnish? I'm very pale, at least. :\
Nationality - Finnish!
First/primary language - Finnish, again.
Religion - Officially nothing, but that may change. I've been known to get anxious about my views, but... less said about all that is better ^^;;
How long you've been a Spiderwebber - Member in forums since late 2002, if I remember correctly, but I've played the games much longer.
Whether or not you're a septuagenarian eskimo - I've forgotten what that meant, but.. yes.. I do believe I can answer. Um... no.

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"I'm not crazy!"
"Well, whatever. Maybe you just ate something really questionable, or perhaps someone hit you on the head with something large, blunt and heavy just now. By the way..." Gil nudged Grul pointedly.

Ooh! Homepage - Blog - Geneforge, +2, +3 - My Elfwood Gallery and DevArt page
So many strange ones around. Don't you think?
Posts: 1308 | Registered: Sunday, September 8 2002 07:00
Master
Member # 5977
Profile Homepage #31
Age: Possibly 16, but you never know, do you
Gender: Male
Sexual orientation: heterosexual. This also counts female chickens
Marital status: Single *snif*
Highest educational degree completed: I have no clue as what Americans call their schools, so i won't answer this
City/metropolitan area where you live: Leiden (in the Netherlands)
Racial/ethnic origin: Just Dutch (with a grain of Jew)
Nationality: Dutch/Jew
First/primary language: Dutch
Religion: none
How long you've been a Spiderwebber: Look at my profile
Whether or not you're a septuagenarian eskimo: that depends on my mood

[ Tuesday, February 21, 2006 23:02: Message edited by: Thralni, The flying Dutchmen ]

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Where the rivers meet
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Give us your drek!
Posts: 3029 | Registered: Saturday, June 18 2005 07:00
Shock Trooper
Member # 6666
Profile #32
Okay. Screw mysteriousness. Like it does anyone any good. So get ready, here's more facts than anyone wants to know:

Age: I am 22 and a half (like the half ever matters)
Gender: Masculine
Sexual Orientation: Hetero
Marital Status: Single
Highest educational degree completed: Finnish high school. Am studying accounting at university level. 50% complete.
City/metropolitan area where you live: Espoo (no, it's not part of the Helsinki metropolitan area)
Racial/ethnic origin: Finnish
Nationality: Finnish
First/primary language: Finnish (I'm on a roll here)
Religion: Finn... no wait. None. Was babtized lutheran like about ninety percent of Finns. Figured I was an atheist at age 11. Quit the church last year.
How long you've been a Spiderwebber: Like I mentioned elsewhere, been playing since late 90s, a poster since January.
Whether or not you're a septuagenarian eskimo: Septu-wha? Well, I'm quite confident I'm not an eskimo. Or Imban, for that matter.

Who knows, maybe I'll even post on the next photo thread?

Edit: Wheee! I'm a Journeyman!

[ Tuesday, February 21, 2006 23:06: Message edited by: Proud Owner of: ]
Posts: 353 | Registered: Monday, January 9 2006 08:00
Warrior
Member # 6759
Profile Homepage #33
Age: 17... 18 in 2 months
Gender: Female
Sexual orientation: Straight
Marital status: Single
Highest educational degree completed: Last Year of highschool atm.
City/metropolitan area where you live: Outside London
Racial/ethnic origin: Philippines/Sweden
Nationality: Swedish
First/primary language: Swedish
Religion: Agnostic
How long you've been a Spiderwebber: not that long
Whether or not you're a septuagenarian eskimo: nope!
Posts: 77 | Registered: Wednesday, February 1 2006 08:00
Law Bringer
Member # 6489
Profile Homepage #34
quote:
Originally written by Thralni, The flying Dutchmen:


Sexual orientation: heterosexual. This also counts female chickens

You [i]are[/i] kidding right? There really are people who do that. A guy in my area was arrested a few years ago for porking a turkey. I presume that chickens and turkeys aren't much different in that respect. Although I'm not planning on doing any research to that effect.

quote:
Originally Written by Proud Owner Of:

Whether or not you're a septuagenarian eskimo: Septu-wha? Well, I'm quite confident I'm not an eskimo. Or Imban, for that matter.

Everyone is Imban, whether they realize it or not.

[ Wednesday, February 22, 2006 00:01: Message edited by: Tyranicus ]

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"You're drinking liquor because you're thirsty? How nasty is your freaking water?" —Lazarus
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Shadow Vale - My site, home of the Spiderweb Chat Database, BoA Scenario Database, & the A1 Quest List, among other things.
Posts: 1556 | Registered: Sunday, November 20 2005 08:00
Master
Member # 5977
Profile Homepage #35
What do you think!? That I;m gonna screw a chicken? I'm not completely insane, you know

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Play and rate my scenarios:

Where the rivers meet
View my upcoming scenario: The Nephil Search: Escape.

Give us your drek!
Posts: 3029 | Registered: Saturday, June 18 2005 07:00
Law Bringer
Member # 6489
Profile Homepage #36
I didn't think you would. I was just pointing out that it could sound that way, and if I hadn't said anything, I'm sure TM would have and probably still will.

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"You're drinking liquor because you're thirsty? How nasty is your freaking water?" —Lazarus
Spiderweb Chat Room
Avernum RPSummariesOoCRoster
Shadow Vale - My site, home of the Spiderweb Chat Database, BoA Scenario Database, & the A1 Quest List, among other things.
Posts: 1556 | Registered: Sunday, November 20 2005 08:00
Master
Member # 5977
Profile Homepage #37
Yes, that's TM. He will also make a comment about somebody sayin he stole a baby's pants or something. I don't really pay attention to him, noly when he goes to far. say, are you really that young? I had thought you would be at least 20...

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Play and rate my scenarios:

Where the rivers meet
View my upcoming scenario: The Nephil Search: Escape.

Give us your drek!
Posts: 3029 | Registered: Saturday, June 18 2005 07:00
Law Bringer
Member # 2984
Profile Homepage #38
quote:
Originally written by Hanttiworker:


Religion - Officially nothing, but that may change.

For some reason, I have this memory of you being one of the few Jehovah's Witnesses on this forum... is my mind finally going? o_O

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My BlogPolarisI eat novels for breakfast.
Polaris is dead, long live Polaris.
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair.
Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00
...b10010b...
Member # 869
Profile Homepage #39
Apparently she believes the same things as the Jehovah's Witnesses believe (or did last time she mentioned anything about it) but she's not technically a Jehovah's Witness. It's complicated.

[ Wednesday, February 22, 2006 01:31: Message edited by: Thuryl ]

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The Empire Always Loses: This Time For Sure!
Posts: 9973 | Registered: Saturday, March 30 2002 08:00
Cartographer
Member # 1851
Profile Homepage #40
Ahem! Less said... the better...

To put it briefly, yes I believe in the same things, and yes, techinically, I'm not a Witness. It's not complicated, really, just takes a while to explain and it's not important in the sense of this topic to start about explaining it now. You could say I'm Interested.

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"I'm not crazy!"
"Well, whatever. Maybe you just ate something really questionable, or perhaps someone hit you on the head with something large, blunt and heavy just now. By the way..." Gil nudged Grul pointedly.

Ooh! Homepage - Blog - Geneforge, +2, +3 - My Elfwood Gallery and DevArt page
So many strange ones around. Don't you think?
Posts: 1308 | Registered: Sunday, September 8 2002 07:00
Law Bringer
Member # 2984
Profile Homepage #41
Ah, okay.

I've been interested in Quakerism myself, but aside from reading web articles about it, I am too uninformed to know whether it matches with what I believe.

The various quiz topics around here had me hovering somewhere between agnosticism, new age and universalism, though.

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My BlogPolarisI eat novels for breakfast.
Polaris is dead, long live Polaris.
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair.
Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00
Apprentice
Member # 6406
Profile Homepage #42
Age: 28
Gender: M
Sexual orientation: Hetero
Marital status: Single
Highest educational degree completed: college grad
City/metropolitan area where you live: south east Ireland/ Tipperary
Racial/ethnic origin
Nationality: irish
First/primary language: English
Religion: None
How long you've been a Spiderwebber: few months
Whether or not you're a septuagenarian eskimo

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jackoooo
Posts: 32 | Registered: Thursday, October 20 2005 07:00
BANNED
Member # 4
Profile Homepage #43
quote:
Originally written by Tyranicus:

porking a turkey.
...

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Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00
Too Sexy for my Title
Member # 5654
Profile #44
I've known of people who had "porked" a Goat, or several in his case.
Posts: 1035 | Registered: Friday, April 1 2005 08:00
Law Bringer
Member # 2984
Profile Homepage #45
Could we change the subject? I feel a lock coming on - or worse, a lock preceded by pictures.

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My BlogPolarisI eat novels for breakfast.
Polaris is dead, long live Polaris.
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair.
Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00
Shock Trooper
Member # 6821
Profile #46
Thou shalt not tempt the wicked, Aran. Beware!

Let's change the subject...

Age : 16; turning 17 in approximately 2 months.
Gender : Male.
Sexual orientation : Bi-asexual.
Marital status : Single.
Highest educational degree completed : Not sure what the English equivalence is for the French degrees 'Première' or' 'Terminale'. I'll try to find out in a week, maybe.
City/metropolitan area where you live : A very small town called Chambellay.
Racial/ethnic origin : French.
Nationality : French.
First/primary language : French, although I prefer writing in English.
Religion : All hail the Dothraki Deity!
How long you've been a Spiderwebber : 3 years? 4 years? 5 years maybe?
Whether or not you're a septuagenarian eskimo : :confused:

[ Wednesday, February 22, 2006 06:14: Message edited by: The Lurker ]
Posts: 363 | Registered: Wednesday, February 22 2006 08:00
Law Bringer
Member # 2984
Profile Homepage #47
As a point of interest, here are my replies to both topics (Kel's back in 2004, and Marlenny's now), in contrast, with witty commentary thrown in for good measure.

Age:

1. 16
2. I am now 18 years, 8 months, 6 days and a few hours old.

(The only quality that one gains without failure, strain or tears as one grows older is... age.)

Gender:

1. Male
2. Male

(we see a stunning personal development here)

Orientation:

1. Heterosexual
2. I like hugging trees. And girls.

(I have grown more outspoken...)

Marital Status:

1. Single
2. Eternally single.

(...and more pessimistic.)

Current Education:

1. High School, Senior for 3 more months!
2. Highschool

(in the first answer, I actually gave an education I hadn't completed yet, unlike this time)

City:

1. Duisburg, Germany
2. Aachen, where it either rains or the bells are ringing.

(and if you have seen either one of the cities, even without seeing the other, you will agree that this is an improvement.)

Racial/Ethnic Origin:

1. Mhh. Hard to say really. I'm caucasian, but I don't know even where all my grandparents came from.
2. Mostly German, part Schlesian.

(I didn't like the word caucasian then, but I like it less now.)

Nationality:

1. American/German
2. German/United States of America

(Note the order. Between these lay the 2004 US election. Enough said.)

First Language:

1. German
2. German

(although I speak English a whole lot better now than then)

Religion:

1. Protestant
2. Baptized and confirmed protestant, but really atheist/agnostic humanist.

(With maturity comes the questioning of one's belief)

How long you've been a Spiderwebber:
1.

I got Exile III on a shareware CD. Must have been early 2001, or before then. I visited the site in Summer 2001 and got BoE. I also think I strayed on the board one time, and fled (after seeing misc).
Actively, I've joined this forum early last year because of a technical question. If A3 ran on NT, I would now be the unhappiest person in the world for not finding this place. Or the happiest? :P

2. 2 years, 10 months and ten days, going by the board, and about 5 years going by the games.

(and if that teaches you anything, it is that over the past two years I have become less verbose)

Lastly...

Whether or not you're a septuagenarian eskimo:

1. Neither.
2. Neither.

(And I did not look up my earlier answer for this. So really, at heart, I have stayed just the same - I am still not a septugenarian eskimo.)

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My BlogPolarisI eat novels for breakfast.
Polaris is dead, long live Polaris.
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair.
Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00
Lifecrafter
Member # 6700
Profile Homepage #48
Age: 19.5
Gender: Male
Sexual orientation: Hetero
Marital status: All but engaged.
Highest educational degree completed: High School (currently going for the BA)
City/metropolitan area where you live: At school, Springfield, OH. Home is Camden, NJ.
Racial/ethnic origin: European Mutt (lil' bit o' everything)
Nationality: American
First/primary language: American English
Religion: Protestant/Nondenominational
How long you've been a Spiderwebber: Playing since 2000, boards since 2006
Whether or not you're a septuagenarian eskimo: No, last I checked. Wait... no.

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I have a sneaking suspicion that the Silent Assassin may just be a closet septuagenarian eskimo. He does like his environments cold.

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-Lenar Labs
What's Your Destiny?

Ushmushmeifa: Lenar's power is almighty and ineffable.

All hail lord Noric, god of... well, something important, I'm sure.
Posts: 735 | Registered: Monday, January 16 2006 08:00
Shaper
Member # 3442
Profile Homepage #49
Age: I am 18 and three months. Ish. Mentally, I'm around 40. Mid-life crises rock! (Crises as in more than one.)

Gender: Male. Pre-op. Joking! Male. Ahem.

Sexual orientation: Heterosexual. Even if Morrissey is a guy...

Marital status: Single (and sassy).

Highest educational degree completed: AS Levels.

City/metropolitan area where you live: Derbyshire.

Racial/ethnic origin: Ummm, British (Welsh and English mostly).

Nationality: British.

First/primary language: English.

Religion: Atheist.

How long you've been a Spiderwebber: Since Ex 3, although I joined the boards a year or two later. I think.

Whether or not you're a septuagenarian eskimo: Should I know this? Do I know this? I don't know this.

[ Wednesday, February 22, 2006 10:38: Message edited by: SupaNik ]

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And when you want to Live
How do you start?
Where do you go?
Who do you need to know?

Posts: 2864 | Registered: Monday, September 8 2003 07:00

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