Worst Game EVER!

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Drew By Committee Member # 4233	written Saturday, June 4 2005 05:20 Profile #25 There've been a number of stinkers over the years, but the worst in recent memory for me has been Pools of Radiance: The Ruins of Myth Drannor. It was billed as being fantastic, but was beyond worthless and drab, when it wasn't crashing my PC. Sacrifice was also pretty bad. Posts: 2242 \| Registered: Saturday, April 10 2004 07:00
JadeWolf Infiltrator Member # 5567	written Saturday, June 4 2005 05:27 Profile Homepage #26 Ocean Bound gets a definite -9 out of 10, as does Galactic Core. -------------------- How many shapers are there? Why is Drypeak controlled by Zakary? Why is Barzahl a Guardian? How does the Geneforge work? What's as small as nothing? Why am I asking stupid questions? -------------------------------- Shaper teacher : "DON'T TOUCH THAT!" BOOM!! apprentice :little voice "Sorry..." --------------------------- Visit CSM !!! And this site is just great! Wow! Did you know what the answer to the gretest question ever is ? Posts: 576 \| Registered: Wednesday, March 2 2005 08:00
MrRoivas Warrior Member # 5550	written Saturday, June 4 2005 07:23 Profile Homepage #27 Reader Rabbit's Kindergarten. I had to help my younger brother, and afterwards had to be sedated so I wouldn't attempt to kill myself. -------------------- Most Important Questions: Why does one sock go missing? What is the purpose of meaning? What is the purpose of girls? What happened to the other one? Posts: 154 \| Registered: Saturday, February 26 2005 08:00
M. Too Sexy for my Title Member # 5654	written Saturday, June 4 2005 07:31 Profile #28 quote: Originally written by Maxmillion: Reader Rabbit's Kindergarten. I had to help my younger brother, and afterwards had to be sedated so I wouldn't attempt to kill myself. I know, that game is so horrible. It reminds me of the time I had to play dragon tales with my baby cousin to keep her from crying, which worked out for her, yet I was the one that ended up crying. Posts: 1035 \| Registered: Friday, April 1 2005 08:00
demonslay3r Guardian Member # 2238	written Saturday, June 4 2005 08:48 Profile Homepage #29 Ah forgot a few: DX: Invisible War (the "sequel" to Deus Ex). Battlefield: 1942 (the most overrated game ever. period.). Dungeon Siege (a good "movie" tho... still, I like to PLAY my games). Jump Start: 1st Grade (because I will never get that song out of my head). -------------------- The critics agree! Demonslayer is "a five star hit!" raves TIMES Weekly! "I've never heard such thoughtful comments. This man is a genious!" says two-time Nobel Prize winning physicist Erwin Rasputin! Posts: 1582 \| Registered: Wednesday, November 13 2002 08:00
Good ol' Eagle Infiltrator Member # 5806	written Saturday, June 4 2005 09:04 Profile Homepage #30 I can't figure out any worse game than 3DO's Might and Magic serie. Ugly, terrible music, unplayable control and wortheless story. Observe that I am talking about M&M and not Heroes of M&M. -------------------- So, as the great Groxy, I have come back to be served by goblins. In the "main hall" of the goblin cave was a large totem which resembled very much of... me. Posts: 437 \| Registered: Friday, May 13 2005 07:00
Bughwuch Cartographer Member # 1851	written Saturday, June 4 2005 09:07 Profile Homepage #31 quote: Originally written by Eagle, the author soul: I can't figure out any worse game than 3DO's Might and Magic serie. Ugly, terrible music, unplayable control and wortheless story. Observe that I am talking about M&M and not Heroes of M&M. Hmph. Opinions, opinions... I happen to love those games. -------------------- "Son--err," her father said, "I mean... Daughter, I give you your first and only sword. Use it for with skill for great villainy." Nanoisms Ooh! Homepage - Blog - Geneforge, +2, +3 - My Elfwood Gallery - WannabeCool Forums So many strange ones around. Don't you think? Posts: 1308 \| Registered: Sunday, September 8 2002 07:00
The Immortal BANNED Member # 4	written Saturday, June 4 2005 10:38 Profile Homepage #32 Geneforge 2 is pretty bad. I also have a bunch of GBA games that all pretty much suck. -------------------- 人たちを燃えるために俺はかれらに火を上げるから死んだ Posts: 6936 \| Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00
Captain Obvious Warrior Member # 5159	written Saturday, June 4 2005 10:41 Profile #33 quote: Originally written by Student of Trinity: When I was about twelve, back when 16K of RAM was a big deal and there were no hard drives, my brothers and I had to mow a cemetery lawn, and hated the job. So I made a video game, on our TRS-80 computer, in which you had to mow a lawn full of tombstone obstacles, with a lawnmower that you couldn't fully control, and with gophers that would appear and make unsightly holes if you didn't get to them and mow them down in time. For every gopher hole or damaged monument you had to pay for repairs, and your pay for each patch of grass cut was minuscule, so there was no way to finish without being hundreds of dollars in debt, after a tedious and frustrating time trying to get to that last patch of grass before a random swerve of your mower took out another tombstone. The game's one redeeming feature was mowing the gophers; but the random element in your motion made this very unlikely, and if you were too late and hit a gopher hole, it cost you big time for damaging the mower. This game was designed to be as horrible as possible, and I was also fortunate enough that the pitiful graphics and slow operation played along with this plan very well. So I think it must have been pretty far up there for video game badness. We played it and played it, and showed it proudly to all our friends, and I had to make about three sequels. Sounds fun, can I get it? -------------------- "The whoopie cushion shall rise again." - Anton Szandor LaVey Founder of the Church of Satan Posts: 78 \| Registered: Wednesday, November 3 2004 08:00
Dolphin Shaper Member # 5437	written Saturday, June 4 2005 10:52 Profile #34 On my second Mac, the Quadra 700 - Number Maze. It had it's moments, and was one of the better math games, but still. -------------------- Nena Posts: 2032 \| Registered: Wednesday, January 26 2005 08:00
Toenail Returns Agent Member # 3349	written Saturday, June 4 2005 11:22 Profile Homepage #35 Another one I forgot is Krazy Kars. I got it on another big demo game CD called "Mega Games". It was awful. You were in a car. Racing other cars that had twice the speed as you and there were officers that would only arrest you and the only way to NOT get arrested and kicked out of the race is to go a fourth of what the other racers were doing. -------------------- And everybody say....Yatta! Posts: 1287 \| Registered: Thursday, August 14 2003 07:00
demonslay3r Guardian Member # 2238	written Saturday, June 4 2005 11:24 Profile Homepage #36 quote: Originally written by TOENAIL: Another one I forgot is Krazy Kars. I got it on another big demo game CD called "Mega Games". It was awful. You were in a car. Racing other cars that had twice the speed as you and there were officers that would only arrest you and the only way to NOT get arrested and kicked out of the race is to go a fourth of what the other racers were doing. Sounds like Midtown Madness, except the cops would rather kill you than actually pull you over. -------------------- The critics agree! Demonslayer is "a five star hit!" raves TIMES Weekly! "I've never heard such thoughtful comments. This man is a genious!" says two-time Nobel Prize winning physicist Erwin Rasputin! Posts: 1582 \| Registered: Wednesday, November 13 2002 08:00
Khoth Post Navel Trauma ^_^ Member # 67	written Saturday, June 4 2005 11:26 Profile Homepage #37 Zelda: Oracle of Ages. There are worse games, but this one was a big disappointment. The other Zelda games I've played were, well, good. -------------------- Barcoorah: I even did it to a big dorset ram. desperance.net - Don't follow this link Posts: 1798 \| Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00
Sturg Master Member # 4614	written Saturday, June 4 2005 12:09 Profile Homepage #38 Actually, most of the games that I had on a disk of ~1000 unregistered games were right up there, except for E3, of course. -------------------- -ben4808 For those who love to spam: CSM Forums RIFQ Posts: 3360 \| Registered: Friday, June 25 2004 07:00
Ledorax Apprentice Member # 4225	written Saturday, June 4 2005 12:30 Profile Homepage #39 The worst game I've ever played is Everquest. Can't believe anyone would actually pay to play that, they would have to pay ME to keep playing! -------------------- Umm... yeah..! Posts: 8 \| Registered: Friday, April 9 2004 07:00
Toenail Returns Agent Member # 3349	written Saturday, June 4 2005 14:00 Profile Homepage #40 I watched my friend play Everquest once. Frightening. He soon switched to WoW. -------------------- And everybody say....Yatta! Posts: 1287 \| Registered: Thursday, August 14 2003 07:00
Kingy Lifecrafter Member # 3171	written Saturday, June 4 2005 14:24 Profile Homepage #41 quote: Originally written by Dervish Malachai: Geneforge 2 is pretty bad Yea, I didn't really like the geneforges that much. More of an Avernum series fan myself. Posts: 776 \| Registered: Friday, July 4 2003 07:00
Spring Shaper Member # 5450	written Saturday, June 4 2005 14:47 Profile Homepage #42 That mowing game sounds better than some of the games that I have played in my life. A lot of fishing games are terrible, but I still rent them occasionly. -------------------- I'll put a Spring in your step. Polaris Posts: 2396 \| Registered: Saturday, January 29 2005 08:00
Nicothodes Lifecrafter Member # 4682	written Saturday, June 4 2005 16:45 Profile #43 Cluefinders 4th grade adventures. Annoying characters, annoying plot, and I was FORCED to play it for school! -------------------- If anyone ever asks you why you did something, say "Because I could". Posts: 834 \| Registered: Thursday, July 8 2004 07:00
Sturg Master Member # 4614	written Saturday, June 4 2005 17:06 Profile Homepage #44 Oh, hi, I remember you Nicothodes from a while back. Welcome back, and I suppose you remember me. :/ -------------------- -ben4808 For those who love to spam: CSM Forums RIFQ Posts: 3360 \| Registered: Friday, June 25 2004 07:00
The Almighty Doer of Stuff Shaper Member # 73	written Saturday, June 4 2005 17:42 Profile #45 I bought a bass fishing game for PlayStation that was really bad, but I don't remember what it's called. I've never played the original Lemmings, but the Sega Genesis and SNES versions are awesome. It's definitely among my favorite games ever. -------------------- The Lyceum - The Headquarters of the Blades designing community The Louvre - The Blades of Avernum graphics database Alexandria - The Blades of Exile Scenario database BoE Webring - Self explanatory Polaris - Free porn here Odd Todd - Fun for the unemployed (and everyone else too) Famous Last Words - A local pop-punk band They Might Be Giants - Four websites for one of the greatest bands in existance -------------------- 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 Posts: 2957 \| Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00
demonslay3r Guardian Member # 2238	written Saturday, June 4 2005 17:44 Profile Homepage #46 Lemmings is a classic. "Budget" shooters, however, are not. -------------------- The critics agree! Demonslayer is "a five star hit!" raves TIMES Weekly! "I've never heard such thoughtful comments. This man is a genious!" says two-time Nobel Prize winning physicist Erwin Rasputin! Posts: 1582 \| Registered: Wednesday, November 13 2002 08:00
M. Too Sexy for my Title Member # 5654	written Saturday, June 4 2005 18:54 Profile #47 quote: Originally written by The Almighty Doer of Stuff: I bought a bass fishing game for PlayStation that was really bad, but I don't remember what it's called. I've never played the original Lemmings, but the Sega Genesis and SNES versions are awesome. It's definitely among my favorite games ever. I remember that fishing game, it was so boring. I think is called fishing bass or something, I played it a couple of years ago though i think is supposed to be for little kids or something. Posts: 1035 \| Registered: Friday, April 1 2005 08:00
Dolphin Shaper Member # 5437	written Saturday, June 4 2005 19:02 Profile #48 quote: Originally written by Nicothodes: Cluefinders 4th grade adventures. Annoying characters, annoying plot, and I was FORCED to play it for school! This made me think of “Where on earth is Carmen Santiago” and “Oregon Trail”, but Reader Rabbit was much worse than those. -------------------- Nena Posts: 2032 \| Registered: Wednesday, January 26 2005 08:00
demonslay3r Guardian Member # 2238	written Saturday, June 4 2005 19:04 Profile Homepage #49 Ever play "Dr. Quandry's Island?" -------------------- The critics agree! Demonslayer is "a five star hit!" raves TIMES Weekly! "I've never heard such thoughtful comments. This man is a genious!" says two-time Nobel Prize winning physicist Erwin Rasputin! Posts: 1582 \| Registered: Wednesday, November 13 2002 08:00