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AuthorTopic: Worst Game EVER!
Shaper
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The name is familiar, can you describe it?

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Nena
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quote:
Originally written by *T*O*E*N*A*I*L*:

Another one I forgot is Krazy Kars. I got it on another big demo game CD called "Mega Games". It was awful. You were in a car. Racing other cars that had twice the speed as you and there were officers that would only arrest you and the only way to NOT get arrested and kicked out of the race is to go a fourth of what the other racers were doing.
I played something that was named Krazy Cars where you raced three other bots with a car that had auto-gas and your job was to try not to make a waaaaay too bad turn - which was almost impossible. The menu system sucked, too. When you pressed next player it reacted to hold too so it was almost impossible to choose the player you wanted unless you used a LC II which could not play the actuall game without lag. I think both the game you mentioned and the one I mentioned sucked... but mine even more.

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Originally written by secondwind:

Ever play "Dr. Quandry's Island?"
Do you perhaps mean this game?

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quote:
Originally written by Dolphin:

This made me think of “Where on earth is Carmen Santiago” and “Oregon Trail”, but Reader Rabbit was much worse than those.
Lol, I actually used to really like Oregon Trail although I havent played it for many a year.
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Apprentice
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The Noid.
And extremely annyoing CGA screen PC speaker game where you have a little pizza delivery man and you have to deliver a pizza before a dork in a bunny suit gets you.

If we're talking about new-ish games... Lords of the Realm 3. I was confused before I even started PLAYING!

Here is a list of other old-school games that ranked on my crappo list:

Rockstar (Text adventure)
Put Put (With a purple car)
5th Grade Adventures (AGGGGGHHHH)
Worlds of Xeen
Nitemare 3D (The concept was a bit over-used already)
Hugo's House of Horrors
Tetris
Pong (Self Explanatory. As if you could get bored with a ball bouncing off two white lines repeatedly)

And that concludes my bagification session. :cool:

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Warrior
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quote:
Originally written by SprungSpring:

Antother bad game is a computer game called Commander Keen. There were only two colors: Blue and white. It was on my old computer, a big square monster that only had that one program. It also had no sound.
Oh. No. You. DIDNT!

I loved the CK series when I was a kid, back in the early 90's. Those and the original Duke Nukem. (Before DN 3D or Duke Nukem the FPS)

I remember at the end of one where you had to figure out a code, took me forever to do that...

Anyways, worst game ever...

I'd have to say that 'honor' for me goes to a game named Harbinger. Game completely sucked. (It wasnt Steel Harbinger for the PS, diff game)

Two thumbs way down.

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Shaper
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I suppose it wasn't really a bad game. The gameplay was good, but the graphics and sound let it down severely. I can only remember about 10 seconds of it now, though. My brother used to play it every day. Maybe I should ask him.

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Polaris
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quote:
Originally written by Taeweil:

quote:
Originally written by SprungSpring:

Antother bad game is a computer game called Commander Keen. There were only two colors: Blue and white. It was on my old computer, a big square monster that only had that one program. It also had no sound.
Oh. No. You. DIDNT!

I loved the CK series when I was a kid, back in the early 90's. Those and the original Duke Nukem. (Before DN 3D or Duke Nukem the FPS)

The old Duke Nukem games were okay, but not too far off from being a bad game.

I remember at the end of one where you had to figure out a code, took me forever to do that...

Anyways, worst game ever...

I'd have to say that 'honor' for me goes to a game named Harbinger. Game completely sucked. (It wasnt Steel Harbinger for the PS, diff game)

Two thumbs way down.



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Shaper
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SimTown - it came as a demo with SimCity 2000. It was terrible by comparison.

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SimTown was on all the iMacs we had in Middle School. I remember that that is what sucked most about 8th grade - both the game and the fact the school used only iMacs.

They replaced them with Win 2000 workstations the year after that. A dubious improvement, but at least it was a system I was familiar with.

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Anything 'educational', Civ II.

quote:
Hugo's House of Horrors
What's wrong with it? That thing rocked.

[ Sunday, June 05, 2005 10:00: Message edited by: Kakakaka ]

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Man, you guys all suck.

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Master
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Hugo's a good game, but I still can't get the bolt off the trapdoor on the floor of the dog room after somebody kindly told me how to keep the dumb dog interested. Hugo 2 and 3 have similarly stumped me, so I've all but given up.

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If you can't beat Hugo I, you don't have a chance of beating Hugo II or III.

Example: (HUGO III) There is a large rock that you can see. You can't see anything else near it or on it. Then you go behind it and type "look behind rock" and you get a Crystal Ball. If you do that in front or beside it won't work. Jeez.

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Reader Rabbit: Summercamp (Or something along those lines that has to do with summer camp) was one of the most horrible tortures I've ever endured.
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That's the cover. Your fisher is some hillbilly woman in booty shorts and a plaid button-down shirt tied in a knot, and a large picture of her is displayed on the loading screens, presented in the same way football games present the cheerleaders. Honestly, nobody plays fishing games for sexual arousal, let alone via hillbillies.

EDIT: Hugo is awesome, by the way.

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Shock Trooper
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I have actually never played a bad computer game. Either that or the bad videogames I played were so bad that I had to forget about them just to remain sane (but probably not :P ) I guess I just don't play enough computer games to have encountered any really bad ones. Now that I think of it, I have played some pretty bad atari games, but I'm not sure those count as they were running on an emulator on a PDA.
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*looks in online FAQ*

Oh. UNDO BOLT. :/ We even oiled it, too. Whaddayaknow. I cheated; whatever.

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I'm with Taewiel, Commander Keen was awesome. You suck sprung =p

Love those crummy apples, crummy daggers, and stupid cheats which allowed you to jump miles into the air in the later games (like CK5) where the levels were almost MADE for the cheats.

*sigh* Good times, Lemmings, Commander Keen, Exile 1.2, Realmz 3.6, random-arcade-games. *dozes off*

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quote:
Originally written by Kakakaka:

Civ II.
You suck. Get off my screen.

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Guardian
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quote:
Originally written by Dervish Malachai:

quote:
Originally written by Kakakaka:

Civ II.
You suck. Get off my screen.

That made me laugh.

Civ 4 is supposed to be a god-game. But coming from Sid Meier, I fully expect it to be.

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SimLife sucked, except for that it said “Oo-La-La” to let you know that the animals were reproducing.

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quote:
Originally written by SprungSpring:

Antother bad game is a computer game called Commander Keen. There were only two colors: Blue and white. It was on my old computer, a big square monster that only had that one program. It also had no sound.
Yea, that was one of my favourite games as a kid. Infact I downloaded it a while ago and it still rules.
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I don't remember playing any horrible games. Then again, bad games don't live for more than an hour or two on my computer, so it's not like I'll remember it for more than a week, anyway.

quote:
Originally written by Kakakaka:

Civ II
The Civ series was awesome. GTFO please. -_-;;

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quote:
Originally written by Wise Trampling Frenzy:

The Civ series was awesome.
Yea, except Civ III, that game sucked hard.
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