Worst Game EVER!

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Dolphin Shaper Member # 5437	written Saturday, June 4 2005 19:13 Profile #50 The name is familiar, can you describe it? -------------------- Nena Posts: 2032 \| Registered: Wednesday, January 26 2005 08:00
Good ol' Eagle Infiltrator Member # 5806	written Saturday, June 4 2005 21:38 Profile Homepage #51 quote: Originally written by TOENAIL: Another one I forgot is Krazy Kars. I got it on another big demo game CD called "Mega Games". It was awful. You were in a car. Racing other cars that had twice the speed as you and there were officers that would only arrest you and the only way to NOT get arrested and kicked out of the race is to go a fourth of what the other racers were doing. I played something that was named Krazy Cars where you raced three other bots with a car that had auto-gas and your job was to try not to make a waaaaay too bad turn - which was almost impossible. The menu system sucked, too. When you pressed next player it reacted to hold too so it was almost impossible to choose the player you wanted unless you used a LC II which could not play the actuall game without lag. I think both the game you mentioned and the one I mentioned sucked... but mine even more. -------------------- So, as the great Groxy, I have come back to be served by goblins. In the "main hall" of the goblin cave was a large totem which resembled very much of... me. Posts: 437 \| Registered: Friday, May 13 2005 07:00
Good ol' Eagle Infiltrator Member # 5806	written Saturday, June 4 2005 21:43 Profile Homepage #52 quote: Originally written by secondwind: Ever play "Dr. Quandry's Island?" Do you perhaps mean this game? -------------------- So, as the great Groxy, I have come back to be served by goblins. In the "main hall" of the goblin cave was a large totem which resembled very much of... me. Posts: 437 \| Registered: Friday, May 13 2005 07:00
Kingy Lifecrafter Member # 3171	written Saturday, June 4 2005 22:25 Profile Homepage #53 quote: Originally written by Dolphin: This made me think of “Where on earth is Carmen Santiago” and “Oregon Trail”, but Reader Rabbit was much worse than those. Lol, I actually used to really like Oregon Trail although I havent played it for many a year. Posts: 776 \| Registered: Friday, July 4 2003 07:00
Captain Ackers Apprentice Member # 5666	written Saturday, June 4 2005 23:08 Profile #54 The Noid. And extremely annyoing CGA screen PC speaker game where you have a little pizza delivery man and you have to deliver a pizza before a dork in a bunny suit gets you. If we're talking about new-ish games... Lords of the Realm 3. I was confused before I even started PLAYING! Here is a list of other old-school games that ranked on my crappo list: Rockstar (Text adventure) Put Put (With a purple car) 5th Grade Adventures (AGGGGGHHHH) Worlds of Xeen Nitemare 3D (The concept was a bit over-used already) Hugo's House of Horrors Tetris Pong (Self Explanatory. As if you could get bored with a ball bouncing off two white lines repeatedly) And that concludes my bagification session. :cool: -------------------- "I died. Give me a lot of money." -Guybrush Threepwood \m/(O_o)\m/ Posts: 22 \| Registered: Monday, April 4 2005 07:00
Taeweil Warrior Member # 70	written Sunday, June 5 2005 00:51 Profile #55 quote: Originally written by SprungSpring: Antother bad game is a computer game called Commander Keen. There were only two colors: Blue and white. It was on my old computer, a big square monster that only had that one program. It also had no sound. Oh. No. You. DIDNT! I loved the CK series when I was a kid, back in the early 90's. Those and the original Duke Nukem. (Before DN 3D or Duke Nukem the FPS) I remember at the end of one where you had to figure out a code, took me forever to do that... Anyways, worst game ever... I'd have to say that 'honor' for me goes to a game named Harbinger. Game completely sucked. (It wasnt Steel Harbinger for the PS, diff game) Two thumbs way down. -------------------- Death always wins, because the bastard cheats. Posts: 105 \| Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00
Spring Shaper Member # 5450	written Sunday, June 5 2005 00:59 Profile Homepage #56 I suppose it wasn't really a bad game. The gameplay was good, but the graphics and sound let it down severely. I can only remember about 10 seconds of it now, though. My brother used to play it every day. Maybe I should ask him. -------------------- I'll put a Spring in your step. Polaris Posts: 2396 \| Registered: Saturday, January 29 2005 08:00
Toenail Returns Agent Member # 3349	written Sunday, June 5 2005 03:25 Profile Homepage #57 quote: Originally written by Taeweil: quote: Originally written by SprungSpring: Antother bad game is a computer game called Commander Keen. There were only two colors: Blue and white. It was on my old computer, a big square monster that only had that one program. It also had no sound. Oh. No. You. DIDNT! I loved the CK series when I was a kid, back in the early 90's. Those and the original Duke Nukem. (Before DN 3D or Duke Nukem the FPS) The old Duke Nukem games were okay, but not too far off from being a bad game. I remember at the end of one where you had to figure out a code, took me forever to do that... Anyways, worst game ever... I'd have to say that 'honor' for me goes to a game named Harbinger. Game completely sucked. (It wasnt Steel Harbinger for the PS, diff game) Two thumbs way down. -------------------- And everybody say....Yatta! Posts: 1287 \| Registered: Thursday, August 14 2003 07:00
Dolphin Shaper Member # 5437	written Sunday, June 5 2005 06:43 Profile #58 SimTown - it came as a demo with SimCity 2000. It was terrible by comparison. -------------------- Nena Posts: 2032 \| Registered: Wednesday, January 26 2005 08:00
Arancaytar Law Bringer Member # 2984	written Sunday, June 5 2005 06:55 Profile Homepage #59 SimTown was on all the iMacs we had in Middle School. I remember that that is what sucked most about 8th grade - both the game and the fact the school used only iMacs. They replaced them with Win 2000 workstations the year after that. A dubious improvement, but at least it was a system I was familiar with. -------------------- The Encyclopaedia Ermariana <-- Now a Wiki! "Polaris leers down from the black vault, winking hideously like an insane watching eye which strives to convey some strange message, yet recalls nothing save that it once had a message to convey." --- HP Lovecraft. "I single Aran out due to his nasty temperament, and his superior intellect." --- SupaNik Posts: 8752 \| Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00
UA Infiltrator Member # 154	written Sunday, June 5 2005 09:54 Profile #60 Anything 'educational', Civ II. quote: Hugo's House of Horrors What's wrong with it? That thing rocked. [ Sunday, June 05, 2005 10:00: Message edited by: Kakakaka ] -------------------- Inconsistently backward. SWOH. IM, PATF, ND. Posts: 612 \| Registered: Saturday, October 13 2001 07:00
Custer Bob's Big Date Member # 3151	written Sunday, June 5 2005 10:09 Profile Homepage #61 Man, you guys all suck. -------------------- The biggest, the baddest, and the fattest. Posts: 2367 \| Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00
Sturg Master Member # 4614	written Sunday, June 5 2005 11:18 Profile Homepage #62 Hugo's a good game, but I still can't get the bolt off the trapdoor on the floor of the dog room after somebody kindly told me how to keep the dumb dog interested. Hugo 2 and 3 have similarly stumped me, so I've all but given up. -------------------- -ben4808 For those who love to spam: CSM Forums RIFQ Posts: 3360 \| Registered: Friday, June 25 2004 07:00
Toenail Returns Agent Member # 3349	written Sunday, June 5 2005 12:04 Profile Homepage #63 If you can't beat Hugo I, you don't have a chance of beating Hugo II or III. Example: (HUGO III) There is a large rock that you can see. You can't see anything else near it or on it. Then you go behind it and type "look behind rock" and you get a Crystal Ball. If you do that in front or beside it won't work. Jeez. -------------------- And everybody say....Yatta! Posts: 1287 \| Registered: Thursday, August 14 2003 07:00
Enraged Slith Agent Member # 27	written Sunday, June 5 2005 12:59 Profile #64 Reader Rabbit: Summercamp (Or something along those lines that has to do with summer camp) was one of the most horrible tortures I've ever endured. Posts: 1233 \| Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
The Almighty Doer of Stuff Shaper Member # 73	written Sunday, June 5 2005 13:09 Profile #65 http://www.vgmuseum.com/scans/psx/02/bigbass.jpg That's the cover. Your fisher is some hillbilly woman in booty shorts and a plaid button-down shirt tied in a knot, and a large picture of her is displayed on the loading screens, presented in the same way football games present the cheerleaders. Honestly, nobody plays fishing games for sexual arousal, let alone via hillbillies. EDIT: Hugo is awesome, by the way. [ Sunday, June 05, 2005 13:12: Message edited by: The Almighty Doer of Stuff ] -------------------- The Lyceum - The Headquarters of the Blades designing community The Louvre - The Blades of Avernum graphics database Alexandria - The Blades of Exile Scenario database BoE Webring - Self explanatory Polaris - Free porn here Odd Todd - Fun for the unemployed (and everyone else too) Famous Last Words - A local pop-punk band They Might Be Giants - Four websites for one of the greatest bands in existance -------------------- 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 Posts: 2957 \| Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00
Error Shock Trooper Member # 5585	written Sunday, June 5 2005 16:03 Profile #66 I have actually never played a bad computer game. Either that or the bad videogames I played were so bad that I had to forget about them just to remain sane (but probably not :P ) I guess I just don't play enough computer games to have encountered any really bad ones. Now that I think of it, I have played some pretty bad atari games, but I'm not sure those count as they were running on an emulator on a PDA. Edit:10 [ Sunday, June 05, 2005 16:03: Message edited by: EviL_TiM ] -------------------- Important Information about Stuff Posts: 258 \| Registered: Wednesday, March 9 2005 08:00
Sturg Master Member # 4614	written Sunday, June 5 2005 16:33 Profile Homepage #67 looks in online FAQ Oh. UNDO BOLT. :/ We even oiled it, too. Whaddayaknow. I cheated; whatever. -------------------- -ben4808 For those who love to spam: CSM Forums RIFQ Posts: 3360 \| Registered: Friday, June 25 2004 07:00
kuc Shock Trooper Member # 1546	written Sunday, June 5 2005 17:04 Profile Homepage #68 I'm with Taewiel, Commander Keen was awesome. You suck sprung =p Love those crummy apples, crummy daggers, and stupid cheats which allowed you to jump miles into the air in the later games (like CK5) where the levels were almost MADE for the cheats. sigh Good times, Lemmings, Commander Keen, Exile 1.2, Realmz 3.6, random-arcade-games. dozes off -------------------- A Sucaran Child is standing here. You say, "hello" The small child looks at Preserver Aldous wide-eyed and awed. Posts: 269 \| Registered: Friday, July 19 2002 07:00
The Immortal BANNED Member # 4	written Sunday, June 5 2005 17:12 Profile Homepage #69 quote: Originally written by Kakakaka: Civ II. You suck. Get off my screen. -------------------- 人たちを燃えるために俺はかれらに火を上げるから死んだ Posts: 6936 \| Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00
demonslay3r Guardian Member # 2238	written Sunday, June 5 2005 17:14 Profile Homepage #70 quote: Originally written by Dervish Malachai: quote: Originally written by Kakakaka: Civ II. You suck. Get off my screen. That made me laugh. Civ 4 is supposed to be a god-game. But coming from Sid Meier, I fully expect it to be. -------------------- The critics agree! Demonslayer is "a five star hit!" raves TIMES Weekly! "I've never heard such thoughtful comments. This man is a genious!" says two-time Nobel Prize winning physicist Erwin Rasputin! Posts: 1582 \| Registered: Wednesday, November 13 2002 08:00
Dolphin Shaper Member # 5437	written Sunday, June 5 2005 17:53 Profile #71 SimLife sucked, except for that it said “Oo-La-La” to let you know that the animals were reproducing. -------------------- Nena Posts: 2032 \| Registered: Wednesday, January 26 2005 08:00
Kingy Lifecrafter Member # 3171	written Sunday, June 5 2005 18:00 Profile Homepage #72 quote: Originally written by SprungSpring: Antother bad game is a computer game called Commander Keen. There were only two colors: Blue and white. It was on my old computer, a big square monster that only had that one program. It also had no sound. Yea, that was one of my favourite games as a kid. Infact I downloaded it a while ago and it still rules. Posts: 776 \| Registered: Friday, July 4 2003 07:00
Wise Man Master Member # 1046	written Sunday, June 5 2005 19:54 Profile Homepage #73 I don't remember playing any horrible games. Then again, bad games don't live for more than an hour or two on my computer, so it's not like I'll remember it for more than a week, anyway. quote: Originally written by Kakakaka: Civ II The Civ series was awesome. GTFO please. -_-;; -------------------- Polaris - Weather balloons, ninjas, and your big daddy Wise Man. What more could you want? Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell Posts: 3323 \| Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Kingy Lifecrafter Member # 3171	written Sunday, June 5 2005 23:58 Profile Homepage #74 quote: Originally written by Wise Trampling Frenzy: The Civ series was awesome. Yea, except Civ III, that game sucked hard. Posts: 776 \| Registered: Friday, July 4 2003 07:00