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That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son in General
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Originally by Nioca:

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So apparently, I'm going to have a bomb fall on me in the woods. Or a nearby tree is going to explode.
Watch out for eco-terrorists! :P

Dikiyoba.
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Your religion in General
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Originally by Salmon:

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How odd. I think the same thing happened to Dikiyoba today, likely right around the time she was posting random quizzes...
What happened to me now? I'm confused.

Let's see... I am a blind follower of the Cult of Richard White, the Church of the Nine-Headed Cave Cow, and quite possibly the Cult of Cthulhu.

Dikiyoba is also the deity that the Cult of Dikiyoba worships. There will be no violence, loyal followers! We will convince them of the errors of their ways by faith alone! And maybe also with caffeinated beverages!

Edit: The Cult of Dikiyoba is very forgiving of typos and other mistakes.

[ Sunday, November 12, 2006 06:45: Message edited by: Dikiyoba ]
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That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son in General
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I'm going to die of a heart attack in the woods, apparently.

Disappear 100%
Natural Causes 100%
Bomb 67%
Gunshot 67%
Suicide 33%
Eaten 33%
Posion 33%
Cut Throat 20%
Disease 20%
Stabbed 20%
Drowning 13%
Accident 0%
Suffocated 0%

Dikiyoba refuses to dignify that other quiz with Dikiyoba's time. Nerd and loser probably describe Dikiyoba well, though.
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That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son in General
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This isn't worth it's own thread, but here's another quiz, inspired (to post) by this thread. Enjoy! Or not...

Dikiyoba.
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Margaritaville in General
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"promised include replies future Salmon polls makes Let's this all see in it it in to.." will have to do for now.

Dikiyoba.
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Favorite way to die in Geneforge Series
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Dikiyoba's favorite way to die in the games is when you make your fyora attack your character right after they used the Geneforge, because it makes no sense whatsoever.
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November Posting Stats Self-Fulfilling Prophecy Poll in General
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Originally by Randomizer:

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Is it possible to unlock a thread?
Yes.

Dikiyoba.
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Episode 3: A New Game in General
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Originally by Nioca:

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EDIT: Can you at least give us an estimate on when the next part is coming out?
Sometime in the indeterminate future.

Originally by Salmon:

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I did write a script, but it is hosted at the Lyceum.
Dikiyoba meant a story-script, as you well know.
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Episode 3: A New Game in General
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Originally by Nioca:

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He = God.
She = Dikiyoba.
Wrong. You haven't heard of the Church of the Nine-Headed Cave Cow? For shame. You must go do penance by eating a large, juicy steak within the next twenty-four hours, or He and She will be most displeased.

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I'm starting to harbor resentments. Dikiyoba must forego all other activities so that [b]the story[/b] can be continued in a timely manner. Chapter development and execution is of paramount importance. Content, whatever.
You know what the solution is, don't you? Write your own script, and Dikiyoba will host it on Dikiyoba's site.
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HELP in Blades of Avernum
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It's in the room guarded by Kenny. The spot to put it is actually behind one of the large statues, up against Lord Volpe's palace.

Edit: Nioca got in first.

Dikiyoba.

[ Saturday, November 11, 2006 16:55: Message edited by: Dikiyoba ]
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The Abominable Landscape photo thread in General
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Originally by Arancaytar:

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I love sunrises...
What about sunsets?

IMAGE(http://i15.tinypic.com/2ikd3zc.jpg)

Dikiyoba.
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November Posting Stats Self-Fulfilling Prophecy Poll in General
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I just had a funny mental image of this thread suddenly turning into a useful, serious discussion about something non-spammy, and getting locked for it.

[Edit: Since Dikiyoba can't say it in the thread Dikiyoba would like to, Dikiyoba will say it here. Alorael, you've just made Dikiyoba's day. :D ]

[ Saturday, November 11, 2006 11:53: Message edited by: Dikiyoba ]
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Originally by Nioca:

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Unless this goes massively off-topic, this thread won't be closed.
Which is pretty funny, given what the current topic of discussion is.

Dikiyoba must be one of the few in the top ten trying not to earn a higher position.
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[spam] flash games in General
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In Before The Loch Ness Monster!

IMAGE(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/39/017_PP0071~Loch-Ness-Monster-Posters.jpg)

Dikiyoba hopes to make all of Dikiyoba's IBTL posts so absurd they don't need editing.
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A Public Service Announcement. in General
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Smokey the Bear and fire supression were huge mistakes.

On the other hand, Dikiyoba is not about to argue with a vlish.

Edit: Typo.

[ Saturday, November 11, 2006 07:50: Message edited by: Dikiyoba ]
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[spam] flash games in General
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Originally by Student of Trinity:

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Hey, does anyone know if you can edit posts you made in a locked topic? If so, it could be a way to make an 'invitation only' thread. Or a blog.
Unfortunately, you can't. Dikiyoba tried.

[Edit: Mind over matter, Diki.

—Alorael, who maybe should have put that as mod over matter. Evil laughter &c.]

[ Saturday, November 11, 2006 11:12: Message edited by: Offer and Go ]
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A question about a question in General
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Originally by Lenar:

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I couldn't help but notice that Naomi has posted more than once...
I would, of course, actually look up what her other posts were, but I feel that remaining clueless may help the thread wander in a less nationalist direction...
No good. The recent posts feature is broken. You'll be clueless forever.

Dikiyoba.
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Embers of Rebellion in Blades of Avernum Editor
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Name: Dikiyoba
Platform: Windows XP
Email: Dikiyoba (at) aol (dot) com
Past BoA Experience: Beta tested A Good Beginning
Are you Imban? Everyone is Imban.

There goes Dikiyoba's chances of being productive in RL tomorrow...

[ Friday, November 10, 2006 17:07: Message edited by: Dikiyoba ]
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Episode 3: A New Game in General
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Originally by Jewels:

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Is it just me or was this chapter rather short? Whether it was length or content, I fear my craving was not satisfied.
Yes, it was. For both length and content. But Dikiyoba had to get something up, both to save the off-track topic and to at least advance the story a little.
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A question about a question in General
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Originally by Dintiradan:

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I'm looking at you, Salmon.
Oh, great. So you're encouraging him now? :P

Edit: This post was invisible! Yay!

Dikiyoba.

[ Friday, November 10, 2006 12:40: Message edited by: Dikiyoba ]
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A question about a question in General
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Send him an e-mail. He doesn't come here all that often, so the odds of him reading your question are low. E-mail is spidweb@spiderwebsoftware.com.

Dikiyoba.
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Favorite way to die in Geneforge Series
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Let's make Tyranicus do it. He probably has a lot to say on the subject. :P

Dikiyoba.
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Episode 3: A New Game in General
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Chapter 9: The Trap Is Set

Dikiyoba.
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Originally by Arancaytar:

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Also since I realized only after the fact that this was in the GF forum, not in General. :P
Why don't you start a topic on death in General so that we can have a lively debate?

Dikiyoba.
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Dikiyoba is working on it. Hopefully today.
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