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AuthorTopic: That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son
Agent
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IMAGE(http://images.quizfarm.com/1109469973poisons.jpg)

quote:
You scored as Posion.

Your death will be by poison, probably because you are a glutton and are around so many people that it would be easy to get away with it. Several important people in history share your fate.

Posion 73%

Bomb 73% (Terrorism is increasing.)

Suicide 60% (Correct.)

Natural Causes 53%

Disappear 53%

Gunshot 40%

Disease 40%

Stabbed 33% (90% if you call Nico "cute".)

Cut Throat 27%

Accident 27%

Suffocated 13%

Drowning 13%

Eaten 13%


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Posts: 1310 | Registered: Tuesday, December 20 2005 08:00
Guardian
Member # 5360
Profile #51
Suicide
100%

Bomb
67%

Disappear
67%

Stabbed
33%

Cut Throat
33%

Posion
33%

Natural Causes
33%

Suffocated
20%

Accident
13%

Disease
0%

Gunshot
0%

Eaten
0%

Drowning
0%

Oh, joy. Suicide by explosive belt.

[ Sunday, November 12, 2006 05:19: Message edited by: -X- ]

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May the fires of Undeath burn in your soul, and consume it.
Posts: 1636 | Registered: Wednesday, January 5 2005 08:00
Law Bringer
Member # 2984
Profile Homepage #52
quote:
You scored as Disappear.

Your death will be by disappearing, probably a camping trip gone wrong or an evening hike you never returned from. Always remeber that one guy who was hiking alone and got in a rock slide. He could have died, but he cut his own hand off to save himself. Don't end up like him (or worse, dead).

Disappear 73%
Suicide 53%
Bomb 47%
Natural Causes 40%
Posion 40%
Gunshot 40%
Accident 27%
Stabbed 20%
Cut Throat 20%
Disease 20%
Suffocated 13%
Drowning 13%
Eaten 0%
Well, at least I can leave a letter lying around explaining that aliens have been tracking me over the past months and if I disappear, they got me. ^_^

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Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00
Councilor
Member # 6600
Profile Homepage #53
I'm going to die of a heart attack in the woods, apparently.

Disappear 100%
Natural Causes 100%
Bomb 67%
Gunshot 67%
Suicide 33%
Eaten 33%
Posion 33%
Cut Throat 20%
Disease 20%
Stabbed 20%
Drowning 13%
Accident 0%
Suffocated 0%

Dikiyoba refuses to dignify that other quiz with Dikiyoba's time. Nerd and loser probably describe Dikiyoba well, though.
Posts: 4346 | Registered: Friday, December 23 2005 08:00
Shaper
Member # 7472
Profile Homepage #54
You scored as Disappear.

Your death will be by disappearing, probably a camping trip gone wrong or an evening hike you never returned from. Always remeber that one guy who was hiking alone and got in a rock slide. He could have died, but he cut his own hand off to save himself. Don't end up like him (or worse, dead).

Disappear - 87%
Bomb - 73%
Gunshot - 60%
Natural Causes - 53%
Posion - 47%
Suicide - 47%
Suffocated - 47%
Stabbed - 40%
Disease - 40%
Eaten - 20%
Accident - 13%
Drowning - 13%
Cut Throat - 0%

So apparently, I'm going to have a bomb fall on me in the woods. Or a nearby tree is going to explode. Well, at least my throat isn't going to be cut.

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I tried to think of something witty to put here.

Needless to say, I failed.
Posts: 2686 | Registered: Friday, September 8 2006 07:00
Councilor
Member # 6600
Profile Homepage #55
Originally by Nioca:

quote:
So apparently, I'm going to have a bomb fall on me in the woods. Or a nearby tree is going to explode.
Watch out for eco-terrorists! :P

Dikiyoba.
Posts: 4346 | Registered: Friday, December 23 2005 08:00
Shaper
Member # 7472
Profile Homepage #56
I'll make sure not to anger any nature/animal activist groups.

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I tried to think of something witty to put here.

Needless to say, I failed.
Posts: 2686 | Registered: Friday, September 8 2006 07:00
Shaper
Member # 3442
Profile Homepage #57
<a href="http://bbspot.com/News/2003/01/os_quiz.php"><img
src="http://www.bbspot.com/Images/News_Features/2003/01/os_quiz/os2_warp.jpg" width="300" height="90"
border="0" alt="You are OS2-Warp. You're plagued by feelings of abandonment and disgust for your backstabbing step-brother. Oh, what might have been."><br>Which OS are You?</a>

Edit: Fudge. Damn non-html stuffs.

[ Sunday, November 12, 2006 08:50: Message edited by: Nikki x ]

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How do you start?
Where do you go?
Who do you need to know?


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Posts: 2864 | Registered: Monday, September 8 2003 07:00
Agent
Member # 1934
Profile Homepage #58
quote:
Originally written by Dikiyoba:


Dikiyoba refuses to dignify that other quiz with Dikiyoba's time. Nerd and loser probably describe Dikiyoba well, though.

What are you talking about? You're the one who hijacked our thread. :P

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Posts: 1169 | Registered: Monday, September 23 2002 07:00
Shaper
Member # 7472
Profile Homepage #59
You can't hijack a public thread. Once a thread is created, it belongs to everybody.

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I tried to think of something witty to put here.

Needless to say, I failed.
Posts: 2686 | Registered: Friday, September 8 2006 07:00
Agent
Member # 1934
Profile Homepage #60
Please note the smiley at the end. This is all in good fun (and Spam).

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Posts: 1169 | Registered: Monday, September 23 2002 07:00
Councilor
Member # 6600
Profile Homepage #61
Originally by Andraste:

quote:
What are you talking about? You're the one who hijacked our thread. :P
Dikiyoba objects to the content of the quiz, not the placement of it. And don't think of it as threadjacking. Think of it as thread renovation!
Posts: 4346 | Registered: Friday, December 23 2005 08:00
Law Bringer
Member # 335
Profile Homepage #62
By the candlestick in the library. Now I just need to figure out who...

—Alorael, who takes offense at Lar's comment. He is eminently merciful. Thrashing and moaning and the like is unpleasant and makes it more difficult to retrieve wallets.
Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00
Law Bringer
Member # 4153
Profile Homepage #63
quote:
Originally written by Nioca:

I'll make sure not to anger any nature/animal activist groups.
(Nods approvingly, and calms the crickets)

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Gamble with Gaea, and she eats your dice.

I hate undead. I really, really, really, really hate undead. With a passion.
Posts: 4130 | Registered: Friday, March 26 2004 08:00
Nuke and Pave
Member # 24
Profile Homepage #64
quote:
Disappear 73%
Suicide 67%
Natural Causes 67%
Disease 33%
Gunshot 33%
Drowning 33%
Stabbed 33%
Cut Throat 27%
Bomb 27%
Suffocated 27%
Posion 27%
Eaten 27%
Accident 20%
A self-induced natural death that isn't any form of accident or animal attack is an amuzing paradox. Apparently, I am going to die in the woods from a self-induced heart attack. :P

[ Monday, November 13, 2006 13:14: Message edited by: Zeviz ]

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For it too has the power to kill.
However well placed word, unlike a well placed sword,
Can also have the power to heal.
Posts: 2649 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
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Member # 869
Profile Homepage #65
quote:
Originally written by Zeviz:

A self-induced natural death that isn't any form of accident or animal attack is an amuzing paradox. Apparently, I am going to die in the woods from a self-induced heart attack. :P
Or step out onto an ice floe and never be seen again, like the Inuit.

(Hey, exposure and starvation are natural causes. Well, sort of.)

[ Monday, November 13, 2006 16:02: Message edited by: Thuryl ]

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Posts: 9973 | Registered: Saturday, March 30 2002 08:00
Warrior
Member # 7614
Profile #66
Well, that last one was a little macabre. Here is a new, much more upbeat gem brought to you from the Farm.
Posts: 143 | Registered: Sunday, October 29 2006 07:00
Warrior
Member # 3241
Profile #67
Suicide 93%
Cut Throat 60%
Disappear 60%
Gunshot 53%
Bomb 53%
Poison 47%
Accident 47%
Stabbed 40%
Suffocated 33%
Eaten 33%
Disease 27%
Natural Causes 27%
Drowning 27%

So apparently I'm going to cut my throat in the wild while running away from a battle.(bombs/gunshots)

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Posts: 76 | Registered: Sunday, July 20 2003 07:00
Councilor
Member # 6600
Profile Homepage #68
quote:
You scored as Captain Jack Sparrow.

Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgement. Captain Jack looks out for #1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on genius or insanity, and an incredible talent for getting into trouble and getting out of it. Maybe its brains, maybe its genius, or maybe its just plain luck. Or maybe a mixture of all three.
Dikiyoba.
Posts: 4346 | Registered: Friday, December 23 2005 08:00
Shaper
Member # 7472
Profile Homepage #69
quote:
You scored as Maximus.

After his family was murdered by the evil emperor Commodus, the great Roman general Maximus went into hiding to avoid Commodus's assassins. He became a gladiator, hoping to dominate the colosseum in order to one day get the chance of killing Commodus. Maximus is valiant, courageous, and dedicated. He wants nothing more than the chance to avenge his family, but his temper often gets the better of him.
Hmm... Something about that doesn't seem right, but I can't find anything wrong with it either.

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I tried to think of something witty to put here.

Needless to say, I failed.
Posts: 2686 | Registered: Friday, September 8 2006 07:00
Agent
Member # 1934
Profile Homepage #70
I'm a tie between William Wallace and Neo. Neat!

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Posts: 1169 | Registered: Monday, September 23 2002 07:00
Shaper
Member # 3442
Profile Homepage #71
I got Zorro, and am therefore infinitely cooler than all of you. ALL of you! :P

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And when you want to Live
How do you start?
Where do you go?
Who do you need to know?


*Name by Slarty, so blame him if it's filthy...
Posts: 2864 | Registered: Monday, September 8 2003 07:00
Lifecrafter
Member # 6700
Profile Homepage #72
quote:
You scored as Batman, the Dark Knight.

As the Dark Knight of Gotham, Batman is a vigilante who deals out his own brand of justice to the criminals and corrupt of the city. He follows his own code and is often misunderstood. He has few friends or allies, but finds comfort in his cause.
:D

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The Silent Assassin tied between Laura Croft and Captain Jack Sparrow.
Fitting.

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Posts: 735 | Registered: Monday, January 16 2006 08:00
Warrior
Member # 7614
Profile #73
I am William Wallace.

Edit - How is the Secret Assassin going to escape this time? More importantly, will he want to?
Posts: 143 | Registered: Sunday, October 29 2006 07:00
Law Bringer
Member # 4153
Profile Homepage #74
Hm... got a tiebreaker with a choice between a) wearing a kilt, and b) family is everything...

Went with b), I get Maximus, just barely beating out William Wallace (thankfully, since I couldn't stand being associated with Mel Gibson).

Aw... 007 is really far down the list. :(

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Gamble with Gaea, and she eats your dice.

I hate undead. I really, really, really, really hate undead. With a passion.
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