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WATCH "NEW POTATOES", NOW! in General
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #5
quote:
Originally written by Skribbane now? Ask me how.:

http://www.robrob8.com/song_parody/new_potatoes.htm

watch it and then come back and tell me how your brain feels hahahahahaha
hahahahaha

That was awesome. I probably didn't suffer as badly as everyone else because I have to deal with about fifty cousins who sound exactly like that main singing potato, but still... Awesome stuff.
Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Some fortification in VoDT. in Blades of Exile
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #3
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Originally written by The Archmagi:

Watch out though, there are hidden booby traps everywhere, whiuch if you set off...

- Archmagi Micael

I don't recall any traps. Well, there might have been some on the treasure chests which might exist if I'm remembering correctly, but that's it.

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Couple of E3 Easter Eggs in The Exile Trilogy
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #3
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Originally written by Ominous I'm in Us:

Whats he mean by "first level"? I would like a little help with that first easter egg.
By "first level", he means the level where you have to overload Rentar's creation pit (A.K.A. the last level).

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Just because :) in General
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #8
South California.

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I HAVE LOCATED MY CAPS LOCK KEY AND FEEL YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT!
Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Juicy stuff on SpiderWeb’s firsts in General
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #31
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Originally written by EviL_TiM:

Unless it was mentioned somewhere before this, the Imban invasion theory seems to come from here.
Damn. Well, that's only sorta close. I'm saying that we're all accounts of one person; you're saying that there are multiple Imbans.

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I HAVE LOCATED MY CAPS LOCK KEY AND FEEL YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT!
Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Magic: the Gathering in General
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #5
Huh. I have never come across the name anywhere except in the storyline books of Magic: the Gathering. And Mad Ambition, of course. Maybe it's a non-American thing. Or maybe I just don't interact with the sort of person whose name is Casmir/Kasmir/Kasimir/Casimir.

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I HAVE LOCATED MY CAPS LOCK KEY AND FEEL YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT!
Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
A3: Booze, Drugs and ? in The Avernum Trilogy
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #9
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Originally written by pindrop:

Ok, I get drunk, I use skibbane but what other cool things can I do? I smuggler skibbane all the time lol and my home in is lorile lol!!!
I agree with Rent-an-Ihrno. Kill creatively, though. Try slaughtering every townsperson whoose name begins with "F". Oh, and you can try stealing every single item you can.

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Juicy stuff on SpiderWeb’s firsts in General
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #28
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Originally written by SprungSpring:

I heard from a very reliable source that we are all accounts of Imban. And one day he wants to take over the world and have his own country: Imbanland.
That one is mine! I used it in TM's Mad Ambition beta-testing thread. Well, actually, I said that there were only about twenty dedicated posters on the entire Spiderweb board with many, many, many MuPs.

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I HAVE LOCATED MY CAPS LOCK KEY AND FEEL YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT!
Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Insults in General
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #62
If I'm talking to someone really stupid (a.k.a. "average" intelligence), I just mimick them. I'm good at that.

If I'm talking to someone moderately intelligent and there isn't anyone stupid nearby, I say something like, "Excuse me, but I didn't say you could talk" or "If I wanted to hear you talk, I would have told you what to say".

I don't insult people. I antagonize. And when I do, it's because I want to be annoying in a playful way, not cruel. I only use comebacks when someone else is bothering me.

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I HAVE LOCATED MY CAPS LOCK KEY AND FEEL YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT!
Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Have You Ever Used Alorael's Signature in General
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #41
I haven't stolen Alo's sig yet, and I have no urge too, even though I am pretty new. But I'm sure I'll eventually do it.

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I HAVE LOCATED MY CAPS LOCK KEY AND FEEL YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT!
Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Magic: the Gathering in General
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #0
So I was reading some of the scripts in Mad Ambition when I came across the name Casmir. That got me thinking about the character Kasimir from the Legends Cycle Two Books.

So now I'm asking a few questions.

1) Do you play Magic: the Gathering? If so, do you have one or more accounts on their boards? What are they?

2) Did TM use that character for inspiration?

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I HAVE LOCATED MY CAPS LOCK KEY AND FEEL YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT!
Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Avernum 3 (A3) Buying a house? in The Avernum Trilogy
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #1
You can buy one in Lorlei or Lorlai or whatever it is. I haven't played in a while. But you can buy one.

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Ephesos' Scenario - Druids of Krell... in Blades of Avernum
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #8
Ephesos, your scenario looks very pretty. I like the trees and stuff. But it's unplayable on Windows. Some of the druids don't talk, and I had to hack your code to bits to finish the game (Okay, possibly an understatement).

Windows people, this is what I did:

In t2Temple D: (Place the trigger anywhere convenient using the BoA Editor)
beginstate 13;
move_to_new_town(11,16,25);
print_str("HAX!");
break;
In t11Klortaer:
beginstate 0;
set_flag(11,1,0);
message_dialog("...","...");
(Remove the set_state call.)
break;
Then, whenever you want to continue the scenario, set state 11,1 to 1 using the editor.

One last thing: You might want to change the name from "Klortis" to something that doesn't give me the giggles.

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
RWG in Richard White Games
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #102
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Originally written by andrew miller:

The pigeon has finally taken wing. It was kind of fun to watch him make his first few small flights, but I'm glad he's gone.

Anyone know a good way to remove bird crap from concrete?

Okay, I know this is kind of late, but still. Having kept birds for two years, I know that there are "scrapers" you can buy at a bird or pet shop. They are built for the very purpose of cleaning crusted-on bird crap.

I appoligize for both bringing up the topic again and for jumping in late, but I don't come here often because I have a PC.

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Two questions in Geneforge Series
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #6
Or you can get some saltweed on the next island without robbing Scintle. That's what I did. (What? You know, not everyone steals the roof off people's heads the second they look away.)

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Help with the Agent in Geneforge Series
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #22
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What are you talking about? It sounds like you're trying to insult me, which seems unnecessary.

No, I'm joking. I would have no reason to actually insult you.

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Help with the Agent in Geneforge Series
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #20
quote:
Originally written by Waylander:

[QUOTE]Perhaps something as important as the 'search' link shouldn't be in microfont, located at the very upper lefthand corner of the page, where no one looks. I'm not blaming you for that, DV, just venting a long-held grudge about search functions on forums which are d*** hard to locate
I think these boards only have one display setting. If that's true, the search button should be in the uppper righthand corner for everyone.

Also, almost no one uses the "Post a Reply" button at the top of the page, Kelandon. There's another one for users who aren't empty shells. I'm not telling you where it is, but it isn't accompanied by a "search" option. So Maxmillion, assuming he/she isn't an empty shell, ;) , wouldn't have noticed.

Oh, and Agents should eventually get good.

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Warped Creator in Geneforge Series
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #6
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Originally written by Student of Trinity:

I don't know of any miracle strategy that makes it easy
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Originally written by tommy2459:

Is it possible to not fight it with high enough leadership?
I used a leadership of 10, I think, to command the Creator to die. I didn't have to fight the Creator or its creations.

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
I need a avernum3 trainer... in The Avernum Trilogy
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #4
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Originally written by *T*O*E*N*A*I*L*:

Yeah, the Editor gives everything that you need, regestered or NOT. There's a snazzy item list so you can get ANY item in the game, or OUT of the game.
But you can't edit stats.

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Chicken sound? in Blades of Avernum Editor
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #2
I didn't see any cluck. You'll probably just have to use text bubbles.

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Chicken sound? in Blades of Avernum
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #2
I didn't see any cluck. You'll probably just have to use text bubbles.

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Agents in Geneforge Series
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #4
I know a guy named Kelly. Except *he* has a high voice and seems to have issues...

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Resolutions in General
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #10
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Originally written by PoD person:

It's a good thing you're not being semi-nasty about spelling, since you wrote "hadn't of been canned" when you meant "hadn't have been canned" and should have (note that what sounds like "should of" is, in fact, "should've," a contraction for "should have") said "hadn't been canned" since you don't need to use the helping verb "have" twice.
I think he/she meant to say, "hadn't been canned" rather than "hadn't have been canned".

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I HAVE LOCATED MY CAPS LOCK KEY AND FEEL YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT!
Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Whee in General
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #47
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Originally written by Thuryl:

It is a long story that I don't have the time to relate at the moment. Suffice it to say that Tharma's still around somewhere, although she hasn't been here in quite some time.
Is Tharma some sort of seasoning? It sounds like a seasoning. Is it spicy?

Oh, wait. Is Tharma the half-elf?

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I HAVE LOCATED MY CAPS LOCK KEY AND FEEL YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT!
Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Pick up lines in General
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #75
My only pick-up line is "Will you go out with me?".

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I HAVE LOCATED MY CAPS LOCK KEY AND FEEL YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT!
Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00

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