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What have you been reading lately? in General
Jumpin Salmon
? Man, ? Amazing
Member # 5755
 written Thursday, September 6 2007 08:30 Profile #484
Finished Rowling's latest made-for-movie book last night.

Meh.

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Synergy, et al - "I don't get it."

Argon - "I'm at a loss for words..."
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What are you learning right now? in General
Jumpin Salmon
? Man, ? Amazing
Member # 5755
 written Thursday, September 6 2007 08:28 Profile #27
All this talk of learning inspires me to do some learning. Until I realized that I already know it all.

But seriously, you folks that are tackling tough subjects rock!

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Dikiyoba - "Dang. I'm one firecracker short from getting a gourd potion today."
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noob info in General
Jumpin Salmon
? Man, ? Amazing
Member # 5755
 written Wednesday, September 5 2007 17:28 Profile #76
I feel violated.

On several levels.

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Dikiyoba - "Dang. I'm one firecracker short from getting a gourd potion today."
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noob info in General
Jumpin Salmon
? Man, ? Amazing
Member # 5755
 written Wednesday, September 5 2007 15:52 Profile #71
quote:
Originally written by Drakefyre:

quote:
Originally written by Jumpin' Sarcasmon:

How about one rule.

For any post, think forward several years and how you would react to that post if it was written by someone else. Now, react that way by either deleting, editing, or posting.
This should be the new code of conduct.
You can make it so.

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Synergy - "I don't get it."

Dikiyoba - "Dang. I'm one firecracker short from getting a gourd potion today."
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What are you learning right now? in General
Jumpin Salmon
? Man, ? Amazing
Member # 5755
 written Wednesday, September 5 2007 15:29 Profile #10
Heh.

You called lunch a "class." What, no one taught you how to eat yet?

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Synergy - "I don't get it."

Dikiyoba - "Dang. I'm one firecracker short from getting a gourd potion today."
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noob info in General
Jumpin Salmon
? Man, ? Amazing
Member # 5755
 written Wednesday, September 5 2007 14:22 Profile #68
How about one rule.

For any post, think forward several years and how you would react to that post if it was written by someone else. Now, react that way by either deleting, editing, or posting.

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Synergy - "I don't get it."

Dikiyoba - "Dang. I'm one firecracker short from getting a gourd potion today."
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To whom it may concern. in General
Jumpin Salmon
? Man, ? Amazing
Member # 5755
 written Wednesday, September 5 2007 13:50 Profile #12
quote:
Originally written by Gauldoth Half-Dead:

Why have I suddenly got over 200 posts? I remember only about a dozen, and theres no evidence in the archives that supports my post-count.
Trust me. They weren't that memorable, so it is entirely possible that you aren't missing anything.

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Episode 4: Spiderweb Reloaded. Something like that anyway. in General
Jumpin Salmon
? Man, ? Amazing
Member # 5755
 written Wednesday, September 5 2007 07:18 Profile #100
Less school studying stuff and more writing for our approbation! I wait, eager, to see how you fit my jet pack into the upcoming chapter.

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Synergy, et al - "I don't get it."

Argon - "I'm at a loss for words..."
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Park rangers are cute in General
Jumpin Salmon
? Man, ? Amazing
Member # 5755
 written Tuesday, September 4 2007 23:12 Profile #25
Any updates on the NCFMS?

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Synergy - "I don't get it."

Dikiyoba - "Dang. I'm one firecracker short from getting a gourd potion today."
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Best in-game Spiderweb Art? in General
Jumpin Salmon
? Man, ? Amazing
Member # 5755
 written Tuesday, September 4 2007 12:35 Profile #2
Tyran needs to put his image here too. I miss ol' blue face.

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Synergy - "I don't get it."

Dikiyoba - "Dang. I'm one firecracker short from getting a gourd potion today."
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Episode 4: Spiderweb Reloaded. Something like that anyway. in General
Jumpin Salmon
? Man, ? Amazing
Member # 5755
 written Sunday, September 2 2007 16:27 Profile #76
I want a jet pack. And a chocolate milk.

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Synergy, et al - "I don't get it."

Argon - "I'm at a loss for words..."
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noob info in General
Jumpin Salmon
? Man, ? Amazing
Member # 5755
 written Sunday, September 2 2007 12:25 Profile #50
Well, at least it doesn't stretch the page.

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Dikiyoba - "Dang. I'm one firecracker short from getting a gourd potion today."
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Avernum 5 boat screenshot in Avernum 4
Jumpin Salmon
? Man, ? Amazing
Member # 5755
 written Saturday, September 1 2007 23:50 Profile #6
quote:
Originally written by Fear, Favor, and a Few More:

The zeppelins just seem weird. And the space rockets? Well, it turns out vahnatai creationism got a few things right.
Ooohhhhh! Thisisafungame!

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Synergy - "I don't get it."

Dikiyoba - "Dang. I'm one firecracker short from getting a gourd potion today."
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Maddness or Genius??? in General
Jumpin Salmon
? Man, ? Amazing
Member # 5755
 written Saturday, September 1 2007 18:14 Profile #19
The intarwebs were made by Al Gore this way. Something about blue laws in his home state, plus Tipper. Man, good for him!

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Synergy - "I don't get it."

Dikiyoba - "Dang. I'm one firecracker short from getting a gourd potion today."
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Episode 4: Spiderweb Reloaded. Something like that anyway. in General
Jumpin Salmon
? Man, ? Amazing
Member # 5755
 written Saturday, September 1 2007 13:39 Profile #61
"The author lovingly creates complex caricatures, and then obliterates them. Fantastic! IMAGE(http://www.ironycentral.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubb/user_ratings_5.gif) - interoffice memo"

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Synergy, et al - "I don't get it."

Argon - "I'm at a loss for words..."
Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Episode 4: Spiderweb Reloaded. Something like that anyway. in General
Jumpin Salmon
? Man, ? Amazing
Member # 5755
 written Saturday, September 1 2007 10:40 Profile #54
My favorite is Episode 5, and worst is Episode 7.

I hope to be pleasantly surprised by Episode 8.

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Synergy, et al - "I don't get it."

Argon - "I'm at a loss for words..."
Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
noob info in General
Jumpin Salmon
? Man, ? Amazing
Member # 5755
 written Saturday, September 1 2007 10:05 Profile #40
quote:
Originally written by Zeviz:

However, if you have a list of positive examples, it would be good too.
I got nothing. This place has more rules than a stock holder meeting. The only enjoyment possible is watching other people pick on noobs, and for the occasional deus ex.

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Synergy - "I don't get it."

Dikiyoba - "Dang. I'm one firecracker short from getting a gourd potion today."
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Man or God in General
Jumpin Salmon
? Man, ? Amazing
Member # 5755
 written Friday, August 31 2007 18:52 Profile #48
Dragons = dinosaurs = evolution.

I tawt I taw a puddy tat.

I DID! I did see a puddy tat.

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Synergy - "I don't get it."

Dikiyoba - "Dang. I'm one firecracker short from getting a gourd potion today."
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Worst product name ever in General
Jumpin Salmon
? Man, ? Amazing
Member # 5755
 written Friday, August 31 2007 16:31 Profile #25
I guess mine flew right over your head, man.

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Synergy - "I don't get it."

Dikiyoba - "Dang. I'm one firecracker short from getting a gourd potion today."
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noob info in General
Jumpin Salmon
? Man, ? Amazing
Member # 5755
 written Friday, August 31 2007 16:28 Profile #28
How about a list of positive aspects of the boards. I'm sick to death of seeing all this crap about what a person shouldn't do, when it would be a heck of a lot nicer to see positive examples.

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Synergy - "I don't get it."

Dikiyoba - "Dang. I'm one firecracker short from getting a gourd potion today."
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noob info in General
Jumpin Salmon
? Man, ? Amazing
Member # 5755
 written Friday, August 31 2007 12:57 Profile #22
Hi Zeph. Welcome to the forums, enjoy the insanity.

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Synergy - "I don't get it."

Dikiyoba - "Dang. I'm one firecracker short from getting a gourd potion today."
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Park rangers are cute in General
Jumpin Salmon
? Man, ? Amazing
Member # 5755
 written Friday, August 31 2007 10:55 Profile #6
Looks more like a flithy gypsy moth infestation.

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Synergy - "I don't get it."

Dikiyoba - "Dang. I'm one firecracker short from getting a gourd potion today."
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Worst product name ever in General
Jumpin Salmon
? Man, ? Amazing
Member # 5755
 written Thursday, August 30 2007 21:27 Profile #18
I wonder if Miss Teen South Carolina was involved in the decision making.

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Synergy - "I don't get it."

Dikiyoba - "Dang. I'm one firecracker short from getting a gourd potion today."
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Man or God in General
Jumpin Salmon
? Man, ? Amazing
Member # 5755
 written Thursday, August 30 2007 16:33 Profile #41
Actually Andra, that is highly suspect. The first born is likely to have died at a very young age due to various "stuff'n'things" that happen to kids that don't receive proper, or any, medical care. I would be surprised if today, in Eygpt, there is a first born for every household.

Or war. That would kill'em too.

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Dikiyoba - "Dang. I'm one firecracker short from getting a gourd potion today."
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Man or God in General
Jumpin Salmon
? Man, ? Amazing
Member # 5755
 written Thursday, August 30 2007 14:49 Profile #38
quote:
Originally written by Stillness:

There's Christian proverb that you know a tree by the fruit it bears. Good and rotten trees produce fruit accordingly. So if the Bible was from an wicked source it would instruct one to do wicked deeds. Does it? My examination tells me no. On the contrary it elevates thinking and morality.
Really? This is actually a line of logic that you accept? The reason I ask is because it smacks of pure prejudice. Plain and simple, if you judge that fruit by the parent tree, you are severely limiting your world.

Man. You pick the weirdest lines of argument some times. :rolleyes:

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