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Jeran Korak Lifecrafter Member # 7557	written Wednesday, September 5 2007 10:14 Profile #0 I'd like to know a few things that have been bugging me for a time. Why does the Spiderweb Archives always make posts in 9-letter format extending all the way down the page? Does anyone have an example of Ed's Emails to i and can someone discribe his hacking attempts? (This is more then a simple case of interest on my part) Are the events in Episode's 1,2 and 3 in anyway relevent to the actual occurances on Spiderweb? Is there any way to save your sanity from the Turtles? Thank you. -------------------- Thinking about it, whoever manages to harness the power of "Exodus" would be unstoppable. Posts: 942* \| Registered: Sunday, October 8 2006 07:00
Or else o'erleap. Law Bringer Member # 335	written Wednesday, September 5 2007 10:59 Profile Homepage #1 1. Ask Aran. Actually, you did already. Wait for Aran to answer. 2. You'll have to be a little more forthcoming about reasons before i starts handing over emails, I think. Doubly so for hacking attempts. 3. Any resemblance to real events, living or dead is purley coincidental. Well, mostly. Persons are another matter entirely. 4. No. —Alorael, who saved his sanity from the turtles by arriving before they existed. His is safely ensconced in the lockbox by the door. Posts: 14579* \| Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00
Student of Trinity Electric Sheep One Member # 3431	written Wednesday, September 5 2007 11:03 Profile #2 Dikiyoba's episodes are pretty much eyewitness accounts of actual events. Written shortly after the events happened by a participant and immediate observer, they are invaluable records of some of the most remarkable recent times in the history of this community. The only really important inaccuracy in the episodes has been the subject of fierce debate. Dikiyoba omitted all mention of how bad the Ur-Noob smelled. Some people object to this suppression of a fact that no-one who was there can ever forget. Dikiyoba's supporters insist that they be allowed to try. -------------------- We're not doing cool. We're doing pretty. Posts: 3335 \| Registered: Thursday, September 4 2003 07:00
Jeran Korak Lifecrafter Member # 7557	written Wednesday, September 5 2007 11:29 Profile #3 I think I've meet him on a game server. I did? Wait, the noob invasion actually happened??? Were can I get the key? -------------------- I have just realised I have reached 200 posts. The problem is I have absolutely no idea how I made them! Posts: 942 \| Registered: Sunday, October 8 2006 07:00
Dryth'tor Lifecrafter Member # 7331	written Wednesday, September 5 2007 12:21 Profile Homepage #4 I don't remember any member called the Ur-Noob... -------------------- We as a race have grown complacent with our computers and thinking machines. The Old Ways of thinking have been lost for millenia. Now, they have been found. Posts: 794 \| Registered: Thursday, July 27 2006 07:00
Arancaytar Law Bringer Member # 2984	written Wednesday, September 5 2007 12:31 Profile Homepage #5 1. There are two solutions here: a) get a browser that doesn't wreak havoc with CSS directives, like Firefox or Opera. b) wait until I have time to figure out what the hell IE is doing with that column width. I'll try to get on it some time during the weekend, but no promises. 2. I have seen Ed's emails to Stareye, but they are only on the mod board. Suffice to say that they are alternating between pathetic pleading, ridiculous ranting, incomprehensible insults, and preposterous profanity. I am having trouble imagining Ed capable of anything more than very pathetic phishing ("This is SPIDERWEB BOARD ADMINASTORATION! You acount has disabled. Send ur username and pass to be unbanned."), but who knows. "More than a simple case of interest..." mh? You wish to use that hack yourself? :P 3. None of Dikiyoba's writings have anything more in common with reality than the gimmicks and insider jokes. 4. No. No, there is not. 5. No problem, you're welcome. -------------------- The Noble and Most Ancient Order of Polaris - We're Not Yet Dead. Encyclopedia • Archives • Stats • RSS (This Topic / Forum) • Blog • NaNoWriMo Did-chat thentagoespyet jumund fori is jus, hat onlime gly nertan ne gethen Firyoubbit 'obio.' Posts: 8752 \| Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00
Iffy Canned Member # 8014	written Wednesday, September 5 2007 12:38 Profile #6 I got an email/s from Ed too. Also, letting go my sanity was the best thing that ever happened to me. Besides, the fluffy turtles need to eat. -------------------- Muffins n' Hell\|Muffins n' Hell: The Muffins Are Back Again I have an addiction to Spiderweb games. I like this image Posts: 1799 \| Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00
Jeran Korak Lifecrafter Member # 7557	written Wednesday, September 5 2007 13:02 Profile #7 No, honestly. I don't want to get in trouble with the law. I don't want a smear on my [insert whatever half-deads have] for the rest of my internet days (I have a friend who aquired "hack" abilities once and mis-used them, he still regrets it in our Xfire chats) and I most certainly don't want JV turning up on my door-step. I was asking because I think I meet him. A guy played on one of the servers I do, hated everyone. Acted in a manner VERY like Ed did and left shouting behind him he was going to get even with all us ____ and those _____ ADMIN that he lost all that ____ money (In-game money, Credits) to for that _____ trick they played on poor, innocent little him. -------------------- I have just realised I have reached 200 posts. The problem is I have absolutely no idea how I made them! Posts: 942 \| Registered: Sunday, October 8 2006 07:00
Zeviz Nuke and Pave Member # 24	written Wednesday, September 5 2007 13:05 Profile Homepage #8 Looks like this is turning into a survey, so... 1. You are not worthy of beholding the awsomeness of PPP archive, unless you can read them through lynx. 2. I can demonstrate Ed's presumed "hacking" techniques ... just give me your login name and password. :P 3. Yes, everybody here has been killed multiple times by armies of noobs, friendly fire, etc. 4. Yes. The best methods include, but are not limited to: a) Don't have any. b) Use stick figure cartoons to distract them. c) Be the master of the turtle pit. PS If you wanted boring real answers, just read Alorael's post. -------------------- Be careful with a word, as you would with a sword, For it too has the power to kill. However well placed word, unlike a well placed sword, Can also have the power to heal. Posts: 2649 \| Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
Goldenking Agent Member # 4574	written Wednesday, September 5 2007 13:08 Profile #9 I also got an email from that little twerp once. First it was a pathetic plead to get me on his side, then following that was an even more pathetic insult for shooing the punk off. I then proceeded to block him from sending me more emails. God I hate that freak. -------------------- I don't need no stinking signature. Posts: 1186 \| Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
Jeran Korak Lifecrafter Member # 7557	written Wednesday, September 5 2007 13:09 Profile #10 One more. Why have I suddenly got over 200 posts? I remember only about a dozen, and theres no evidence in the archives that supports my post-count. -------------------- I have just realised I have reached 200 posts. The problem is I have absolutely no idea how I made them! Posts: 942 \| Registered: Sunday, October 8 2006 07:00
Dikiyoba Councilor Member # 6600	written Wednesday, September 5 2007 13:49 Profile Homepage #11 1) Arancaytar has all his plans for world domination in there somewhere. Rather than go through it all and delete them, he's just made the archives too difficult to read through. 2) Serious answer: there are other examples of immaturity and stupidity besides Ed on the Internet. 3) Every word is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. Even the typos. 4) You could try eating it yourself. 5) Serious answer: check your recent posts in your profile to see fifty of them. Dikiyoba. -------------------- Episode 4: Spiderweb Reloaded Posts: 4346 \| Registered: Friday, December 23 2005 08:00
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, September 5 2007 13:50 Profile #12 quote: Originally written by Gauldoth Half-Dead: Why have I suddenly got over 200 posts? I remember only about a dozen, and theres no evidence in the archives that supports my post-count. Trust me. They weren't that memorable, so it is entirely possible that you aren't missing anything. ------------- Top internet message archivists recommend that 11 times out of 12 you shouldn't have posted that message. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Jeran Korak Lifecrafter Member # 7557	written Saturday, September 8 2007 05:22 Profile #13 (Forgive the slight bump) Who is Boots and what are these BORK threads? Of all the things here they have been some of the most confusing. -------------------- I have just realised I have reached 200 posts. The problem is I have absolutely no idea how I made them! Posts: 942 \| Registered: Sunday, October 8 2006 07:00
Dintiradan Guardian Member # 6670	written Saturday, September 8 2007 06:52 Profile Homepage #14 quote: Does anyone have an example of Ed's Emails to i and can someone discribe his cracking* attempts? quote: 2. You'll have to be a little more forthcoming about reasons before i starts handing over emails, I think. Doubly so for cracking* attempts. quote: "More than a simple case of interest..." mh? You wish to use that crack yourself? quote: I have a friend who aquired "crack" abilities once and mis-used them, he still regrets it in our Xfire chats quote: 2. I can demonstrate Ed's presumed "cracking" techniques ... just give me your login name and password. Fixed your typos. Don't know why I'm so pedantic this morning. Though 'script kiddie-ing' was probably a better replacement. By Gauldoth: quote: Who is Boots and what are these BORK threads? Of all the things here they have been some of the most confusing. Hmmm... BORK threeds oon Speederveb? Dun't remember unytheeng leeke-a thet. Oor du yuoo meun my Svedeesh Cheff threed oon Pulerees? -------------------- Bork Bork Bork! [ Saturday, September 08, 2007 06:53: Message edited by: Dintiradan ] Posts: 1509 \| Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00
The Almighty Doer of Stuff Shaper Member # 73	written Saturday, September 8 2007 17:34 Profile #15 BEHOLD BORK -------------------- My Myspace, with some of my audial and visual art The Lyceum - The Headquarters of the Blades designing community The Louvre - The Blades of Avernum graphics database Alexandria - The Blades of Exile Scenario database BoE Webring - Self explanatory Polaris - Free porn here Odd Todd - Fun for the unemployed (and everyone else too) They Might Be Giants - Four websites for one of the greatest bands in existance -------------------- 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 Posts: 2957 \| Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00
Jeran Korak Lifecrafter Member # 7557	written Sunday, September 9 2007 02:38 Profile #16 DIE DIE DIE /Thinks personally that stealing gimmicks and avoiding avenging ADMIN for his last case of epic Necromancy was perferable to this. -------------------- I have just realised I have reached 200 posts. The problem is I have absolutely no idea how I made them! Posts: 942 \| Registered: Sunday, October 8 2006 07:00
Sturg Master Member # 4614	written Sunday, September 9 2007 16:01 Profile Homepage #17 quote: Originally written by Drythentor: I don't remember any member called the Ur-Noob... Except for me at one point. ;) -------------------- -ben4808 Posts: 3360 \| Registered: Friday, June 25 2004 07:00