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noob info in General
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quote:
Originally written by An Iffy Shaped Milk Bottle:

quote:
As found in Wikipedia:
In online gaming, a greater distinction may be made between a 'newb' and a 'noob'. The common consensus is that a newb is someone who through their very nature of being a new player is inexperienced and naive to particular gaming mechanics or etiquette, whereas a noob is a player that is generally considered to be experienced, yet often makes mistakes or solecisms that would more likely be attributed to a newb.


FYT.

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Worst product name ever in General
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It could have been named for Dustin Hoffman instead. Imagine the celebrity line!

i.beat Paris
i.beat Hoffman
i.beat Pitt
i.beat Tyson

They could make a mint!

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SoT - this is good stuff. I really feel sorry for your students this term if this is the kind of mind work that will be expected of them. It's ... expansive.

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Maddness or Genius??? in General
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Why does that jerk copy everything I say?

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Maddness.

But that is okay, since it is only that which is out of the ordinary that is appreciated and lauded by the ordinary.

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Profile #1
Next on Larry King! Public reaction to the new music player, with special guest Rodney King (no relation.)

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Sadness that rule #10 is no longer in effect.

Happiness that rule #9 still applies.

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Enter height, weight, hair color, eye color, and parental income and education into the computer and it will tell each student the ideal sport based on their potential earnings. This ranges from yachting to bowling, and strangely eye count is not even considered at this point.

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quote:
Originally written by root:

There are so many things wrong with this.
I'm afraid you needed to be a little more all-encompassing with this statement.

Stillness- Why? whywhywhywhywhywhy? If you haven't already sussed out how the potential participants feel about this topic, I'm afraid that no further examination will help.

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quote:
Originally written by Maimonides:

stuff
You do not disappoint.

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I can see why you go back to lurking. I'm exhausted just reading your posts, I can't imagine how much effort goes into writing them.

By the by, it hasn't rained since Synergy started this topic. Thanks Synergy!

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A5 Questions in Avernum 4
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Flithy spammers!

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Profile #39
Don't forget about those tall, lanky freaks that chose Ultimate Frisbee. Those guys were weird!

Drew - same here regarding lost opportunities. Being a 4-eyes limited me, through peer pressure, to sports I wouldn't totally suck at. Apparently running fit that category, despite my suckiness. Baseball and hockey would have been better, but everyone knows that you can't play those games without perfect vision.

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Drew, I've often wondered why the Federal government has a department of education, while it runs no schools outside the purview of the military. As far as the physical education, I've noticed that most is outsourced, with parents expected to pay extra to have their child enrolled in [insert sport] training during after (or in the case of hockey, before) school.

By the by, is it time to bring up home schooling again? I think it was last disgust a year or so ago.

Edit - Nope, no typos here.

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Profile #30
In Oregon you now need a Masters Degree to get a teaching certificate. That is the same level of training as is "required" to be a business executive. Compensation is not even close. Most teachers would be happy with $100k/year after 15-20 years of service. But the bottom line, like implied by Thuryl, is that you get what you pay for. Currently the USA pays for better educated babysitters. And they get a bunch of babies coming out of high school. Present company excepted, of course.

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Profile #28
quote:
Originally written by Drakefyre:

make teaching "sexy" again.
Teacher, Teacher?

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Profile #204
quote:
Originally written by Stillness:

Your saw blades are not finely honed?! That the problem. You can build or destroy with the proper saw and a skilled, steady hand.
You are mis-informed. I suggest you learn a bit about carpentry before you speak out of turn.

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It would be favorable to have graduated graduate levels for secondary school. After all, there is honor in manual trades, as well as a steady demand for those services. Not ever person is capable of AP level physics, nor should they be required to learn it. It isn't something that crops up regularly in real life, although if a person later on finds out that they are interested in it there are no obstacles to learning later on.

Back to money. A starting teacher salary in K-12 can be as little as 23k per year, although the average is closer to 30k. A teacher works about 44 weeks out of the year, for a low end of $13 per hour. And you expect what from this person? That they own a home, car, bunches of clothes, fulfill college loan repayment requirements, take refresher courses to stay qualified, spend evenings grading papers, and weekends preparing coursework? Zeviz is right that one person can't go it alone, and Drakey's breakdown of dept chair and teachers sharing workload is par for my experience. Tests can be re-given, with questions drawn from a larger pool. There are myriad options, but you are simply not going to find people interested in entering the teaching arena unless the rewards are somewhere close to the costs. And the cost of lost opportunity must be figured into the equation. A telemarketing position (CSR) for Cingular is currently available in Portland OR. They offer 10.60 - 15.50 starting salary. No training. Work and go home. Simple, more lucrative. The maths are simple, even if you went to American schools.

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Episode 4: Spiderweb Reloaded. Something like that anyway. in General
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Magnificent! IMAGE(http://www.ironycentral.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubb/user_ratings_4.gif)

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Educational Segregation in General
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Profile #17
quote:
Originally written by Zeviz:

The problems with American school system are due to fundamental flaws in the system's structure, and can't be solved by just throwing more money at schools, even if in some cases more money is needed.
Correct. No one is saying that money is the only necessary ingredient.

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One of the biggest problems is that American schools are run the same way as medieval universities, with each teacher the complete master of their classroom, protected by a tenure and only loosely guided by state education requirements. A system like that relies on each teacher being a brilliant educator, capable of developing a curriculum, making up good tests (a skill that takes years to master), keeping the students' attention, oh, and perhaps even teaching the material. Teachers like this do exist, but there will never be enough of them to fill every class in every school, no matter how much you pay.
I have no idea what school system you are describing. It wasn't that way when I went to school, and isn't remotely like that in the school district where I currently reside.

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The solution that top education systems in the world have come up with is to have curriculum designed by professionals. You can't staff each classroom with a brilliant educator capable of making good lesson plans and fair tests that don't have to be graded on a curve, but you can find enough of them for a curriculum development commission. This is the approach taken by Russia and, I think, other countries with top school systems.
This is the system that Oregon is leaning toward, with centrally developed curricula and testing schema. It sucks. It ignores that different students have different needs, and punishes students, teachers, and districts when they veer from the pre-set goals of the "head in the clouds" curricula developers.

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As for the results of the two approaches: coming from an 8th grade in a good Russian school, my math level had matched at least 11th grade in a very good American school, and science level was also a couple grades ahead of my counterparts in an equally good American school. (It's harder to compare science level directly, because in Russia Chemistry, Physics, etc. are taught simultaneously, instead of teaching Physics in 9th grade, chemistry in 10th, etc.)
In 11th grade I was taking Pre-Calc, Trig, AP Physics and AP Biology, AP English, and History of the Ancient World. I find it incredible that Russian children are taught those subjects 3 years prior. My high school was public, and the only one I was eligible to attend.

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PS As for original question of separating students by ability, it's hard to strike the right balance between every single student being forced to adhere to the same curriculum (Russian approach) and nobody being challenged to show any effort (American approach). The right answer is somewhere in between, but I don't know where.
I don't see that as the American approach. My teachers challenged me, and other students, every day. 20+ years later I see teachers still challenging students to bring forth their best. I find it disheartening that your view is so dismal, when I see hope, despite the many challenges faced by a publicly funded education system.

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I think Drew is talking about the same thing as I.

You need a minimum amount of funding per student to keep a school district afloat. You need another level of funding to attract gifted teachers. The 80 million to 150 million figures are crap without any idea on what that represents in spending per student. It takes time to get a community invested in education, and yeah, it doesn't happen just because of money. It happens because a few kids get really excited about a class, and that keeps on happening until parents start talking about it in bars, church, etc. But it starts with proper levels of funding.

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The presence of Drakefyre is questionable.

The absence of Spidweb is odd. Deus ex machina and all.

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Stillness - the Sawz-All is an extremely destructive tool, and should be used with caution. If you are ever interested in learning more about how things are put together, I suggest using small pry bars, chisels and other finely honed tools. You will get much better results and learn quite a bit more about the underlying materials and how they were manufactured.

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Who Wants to be Superhero? in General
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Profile #13
quote:
Originally written by Reluctant Big Sister:

Oh, that old thing. I made a bunch of pictures with it.. what, five years ago? When it was sort of new? I don't think I have any on this computer though. Apparently from seeing your pictures I must say it hasn't got anything really new. Pass.
Meanie.

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I had a hard time getting it too work, mostly because I failed at interweb.

So here is another picture of my superheroism. Look how high I can jump!

IMAGE(http://www.rangelights.com/images/Public/avatar13992_2.gif)

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