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Episode 4: Spiderweb Reloaded. Something like that anyway. in General
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It's like you post this stuff just to make me laugh now.

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Babelfish Contest #2 in General
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This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but to be hurled with great force.

To French

Ce roman ne doit pas être jeté légèrement de côté, mais être lancé en l'air avec la grande force.

To Italian

Questo romanzo non deve essere gettato leggermente di parte, ma essere lanciato nell'aria con la grande forza.

To French

Ce roman ne doit pas être jeté légèrement d'une partie, mais être lancé dans l'air avec la grande force.

To Dutch

Deze roman moet niet enigszins van een deel geworpen worden, maar in de lucht met de grote kracht gelanceerd worden.

To English

This novel must become of a part thrown not slightly, but in the air with large strength to be launched.

To Spanish

Esta novela debe pasar con una pieza lanzada no levemente, pero en el aire con la fuerza grande que se lanzará.

To French

Ce roman doit légèrement passer avec une pièce lancée non, mais dans l'air avec la grande force qui sera lancée.

To German

Dieser Roman muß leicht mit einem nicht eingeführten Stück übergehen, aber in der Luft mit der großen Kraft, die eingeführt wird.

To French

Ce roman doit passer facilement avec un morceau non introduit, toutefois dans l'air avec la grande force qui est introduite.

To Portuguese

Esta novela deve passar facilmente com um pedaço não introduzido, contudo no ar com a grande força que é introduzida.

To English

This novel must pass easily with a piece not introduced, however in air with the great force that is introduced.

To Spanish

Esta novela debe pasar fácilmente con un pedazo no introducido, no obstante en aire con la gran fuerza se introduce que.

To French

Ce roman doit cependant passer facilement avec un morceau non introduit, en air avec la grande force s'introduit que.

To Italian

Questo romanzo deve tuttavia passare facilmente con un pezzo non introdotto, in aria con la grande forza si introduce soltanto.

To English

This novel must however pass easy with a piece not introduced, in air with the great force is only introduced.

To Dutch

Deze roman moet nochtans gemakkelijk met een geïntroduceerd niet stuk overgaan, in lucht met de grote kracht slechts wordt geïntroduceerd.

To French

Ce roman ne doit pas passer pourtant facile avec une pièce introduite, dans l'air avec la grande force, il est introduit seulement.

To Portuguese

Esta novela não deve passar no entanto fácil com uma peça introduzida, no ar com a grande força, ele é introduzida apenas.

To French

Ce roman ne doit pas passer néanmoins facile avec une pièce introduite, dans l'air avec la grande force, il est introduit seulement.

To Spanish

Esta novela no debe pasar sin embargo fácil con una parte introducida, en el aire con la gran fuerza, él se introduce sino.

To English

This novel does not have to happen nevertheless easy with an introduced part, in the air with the great force, he is introduced but.

This is really difficult because my computer won't do Japanese, Korean, Greek, or Chinese.

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Chinese Products Fail Again in General
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Old Testament, Deuteronomy 25: 11-12. Don't bother voicing disbelief.

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My favorite:

"If two men get into a fight with each other, and the wife of one comes up to save her husband from his antagonist and puts out her hand and seizes him by his genitals, you shall cut off her hand; show no pity."

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Babelfish Contest in General
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I knew you guys would make me look bad at this. Holy cow.

EDIT:
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Originally written by the Dashboard translator:
Please leave behind your brains clearly in the gate.


[ Saturday, November 10, 2007 18:51: Message edited by: Shard of Fire ]

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Welcome to the Spiderweb Software message boards. Leave your sanity at the door.

To German

Willkommen zu den Spiderweb Software-Anzeige Brettern. Lassen Sie Ihre Vernunft an der Tür.

To English

Welcomely to the mirror-image the Web software announcement boards. Leave your reason at the door.

To Dutch

Welcomely aan het spiegel-beeld de raad van de de softwareaankondiging van het Web. Verlaat uw reden bij de deur.

To English

Welcomely to the spiegel-beeld the Council of the software notice of the web. Your reason leaves at the door.

To Italian

Welcomely allo spiegel-beeld Consiglio dell'avviso del software del fotoricettore. I vostri fogli di motivo al portello.

To English

Welcomely to spiegel-beeld the Council of the warning of the software of the fotoricettore. Your sheets of reason to the hatch.

To German

Welcomely zum spiegel-beeld der Rat der Warnung der Software des fotoricettore. Ihre Blätter des Grundes zur Luke.

To English

Welcomely to mirror beeld the advice of the warning of the software fotoricettore. Their sheets of the reason to the hatch.

OoC:
Since I periodically went back to English, can I be judged on each English result?

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"Of course, not all technology is good. Some is exactly the opposite (bad)." — Dave Barry
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Episode 4: Spiderweb Reloaded. Something like that anyway. in General
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Why have I never seen it before? That was...um. That was funny!

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How messed Babel Fish communication the international in General
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Ha!

Longer article here. He mixed up "ha'im" with either "ha'em" or "ha'ima." Good going.

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Chinese Products Fail Again in General
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quote:
Originally written by Jumpin' Salmon:

quote:
Originally written by Shard of Fire:

ADoS, I think you used the wrong quote.
Quoting me, or quoting someone that is quoting me, is never wrong.

Actually, it was someone quoting someone who mentioned you and quoted someone else. And then replying to me.

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ADoS, I think you used the wrong quote.

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Which way does the water swirl? in General
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It's a lot like watching my friend fall asleep on my couch and then wake up with this light but obnoxious grin that says, "I just had a life-changing epiphany, and I'm going to be insufferably optimistic about things just for now, but I refuse to tell you what caused it or why it's so annoying."

And this happened, too. I'm not coming up with a wild metaphor that doesn't have a basis in real life.

Synergy did tell us what he was feeling at the time, though, so it doesn't really work.

Why am I dwelling on this??? I guess it was even stranger than when I don't make fun of a commercial when it comes on. (Among other things. I make fun of stuff when I don't realize what I'm making fun of it for. My life is full of blank looks.)

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Chinese Products Fail Again in General
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quote:
Originally written by Jumpin' Salmon:

the kids in Multnomah.
How in tarnation did you know...

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You did it for the lulz! in General
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I was in an Apple store, and a guy came up and asked if he could help me. I started jabbing the picture of an iPhone on a book cover and said, "Why isn't it working???"

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Episode 4: Spiderweb Reloaded. Something like that anyway. in General
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Those WERE the days. Not that I'm saying I remember them.

But, of course, if we weren't so dysfunctional...no, primitive, we'd have so much fewer problems to be written about.

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Chinese Products Fail Again in General
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Mine were painted in bright colors, but I didn't see a reason to ingest building materials anyway.

Not just building material, but bragging material. The number 100 is unfathomable to kindergartners, so I used to always say, "I have a hundred blocks. And they're colored!" to freak out other five-year-olds. They didn't realize that the classroom had at least 100 more blocks. Muhuhahahaha.

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Original names in General
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quote:
Originally written by Mysterious Man:

Was what Salmon?

quote:
Originally written by Shard of Fire:

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Um. Was that Salomon? So confused.


Not Salmon, Salomon. Gosh.

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Left or Right? in General
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Wrong.

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Ahahaha. The one with the ridiculous uniform thing?

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Um. Was that Salomon? So confused.

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I used to be Fire Shards. My ex-best friend used to use a name-ranking system with his Drayks. They were first Fire Blasts, and as they leveled up he named them Fire Spray (or something) and eventually the coveted Fire Shards. We made an account and decided to use the name. He and I shared the account, and I daresay he made me look stupider than I actually was sometimes. (We were both ten, so I did some stupid necromancy, etc., as well.) He doesn't go here anymore; he's just about over computer games.

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Also notice that, according to her profile, she's fifteen. And we know about the quality of fifteen-year-old literary works.

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YES IT IS!!!!! YAYYYYY!

Sorry. It's almost bedtime.

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It's not like E* and Ar************ were anything special, they were just prolific. This guy was around for one day, but he cracked me up. We totally drove him out.

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So true, Salmy. My mom had to spend a lifetime at the bank waiting for all the little kids to pass through and get candy. I just trick-or-treated traditionally, though. My block gets no trick-or-treaters, so all of the houses were like, "Take more handfuls. More! Please, we don't want it!"

I didn't want to disappoint them.

My friend and I got nine-and-a-half pounds of candy total. Why can't you people reap the benefits of this wonderful day? Oh, riiiiight. Man, I always forget how young I am.

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Thoughts on Custom Titles. in General
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quote:
Originally written by Iffy:

I have no innocence, FYI.
I just laughed so hard at this. Sorry.

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