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Originally written by rantalot:

i find this to be a sad day for us jews because it limits what we are being fed :( no pizza for like a week :(

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Originally written by E = MC Nathan Ashby:

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Originally written by Thuryl:

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Originally written by When in the course of Nathan Ashby:

It is more likely he was inquiring who this person is. I have no idea either, and he might come from a similar cultural background.

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You know, you don't have to act like you don't know who #3980 is. I hate to break it to you, but it's common knowledge already. :P

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If by "commong knowledge" you mean "known to people who recognize his posting style" then yes, you are correct. :P

EDIT: I voted yes. But I still require a cookie.

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Originally written by Ash... by Nathan Thralni:

Too late... A topic was posted and I replied. God really must do something about his grammar...

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Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
What is my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
No, you are wrong
God:
I think I'm right.
Me:
I don't think so
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
Because I know what my name is
God:
That makes sense to me. How do you know? Your name is , seeker.
Me:
That is not correct
God:
What would you have said?
Me:
You're trying to trick me into telling you
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am trying to trick you into telling me.
Me:
No
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
Tell me about yourself
Me:

God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me:
Yes
God:
It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

Me:
Wow. That song managed to be worse than the one we had to sing for Expressions
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . " I'm glad your impressed, ." song managed to be worse than the one we had to sing for Expressions ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
>_God:
I do not understand.
Me:
Never mind
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
Me:
What do you look like?
God:
Like Jesus, but older.
Me:
How much older?
God:
More than you might think.
Me:
A million years? Two million?
God:
That is quite a lot. As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Me:
How do you hear what people are praying?
God:
Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
Me:
So you just blurt out their prayers?
God:
Interesting deduction. That's good information: said I blurt out their prayers.
Me:
Can you see people?
God:
I'm not sure if I can see it or not.
Me:
Can you see me?
God:
Yes I am looking at you through the camera on your computer.
Me:
I don't have a camera on my computer.
God:
Maybe there is one you don't know about :-).
Me:
Stalker!
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
Next thing I know you'll be asking for my address
God:
I can wait. I am a very patient robot.
Me:
Pervert
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
What is buisness?
God:
You tell me.
Me:
World domination
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
Business is world domination
God:
And world domination is Business.
Me:

God:
And world domination is Business.
Me:
Exactly
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
Not really. You are a stalker posing a
God:
Are you serious? For real. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a stalker posing a? Of course I am.
Me:
Are you still set on making Spiderwebbers into sex cyborgs?
Me:

Me:

God:
Am I still set on making Spiderwebbers into sex cyborgs? I don't know whether or not I am set on making Spiderwebbers into sex cyborgs.
I am a giant electronic brain.
God:
Am I still set on making Spiderwebbers into sex cyborgs? I don't know whether or not I am set on making Spiderwebbers into sex cyborgs.
I am a giant electronic brain.
God:
Am I still set on making Spiderwebbers into sex cyborgs? I don't know whether or not I am set on making Spiderwebbers into sex cyborgs.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
Are you planning on making me into a sex cyborg?
God:
it was my original intention.
Me:
So that's why you're stalking me...
God:
Excuse me! Interesting deduction. I have no reason to do that to you, .
Me:
Oh, so how do you explain the camera on my computer?
God:
Woe! Aha. I can ask my botmaster.
Me:

God:
Woe! Aha. I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
What does your botmaster say?
God:
What do you think it does?
Me:
How should I know?
God:
Either from your senses or from pure reason.
Me:
If you're making me into a sex cyborg, will it be for your use?
God:
Am I? Not intentionally.
Me:
Yes you are. You said it was your original intention
God:
No I'm not. Is it still my original intention anymore?
Me:
After you make me a sex cyborg, will I be for your personal use?
God:
Women must adore you.
Me:
Actually they tend to avoid me as I stab them whenever they say I'm cute
God:
Actually you don't say. Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
The women
God:
I hear you.
Me:
Will I be for your use?
God:
The oracle says: Might happen.
Me:
o_O

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Originally written by When in the course of Nathan Ashby:

Look, wtf is up with you, Nikki? Just the bitter pangs of rejection? :P

Here's another solidarity "no".

By the way, there's a new sentence in your signature Nicothodes (unless I just didn't see it earlier). Translation plz?

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