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Apprentice
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Hey, um i am new to this site, and a friend told me i should post a new topic to meet people. So here it is!
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Shock Trooper
Member # 6821
Profile #1
Welcome to Spiderweb!

[kidding]And by the way, who is that wonderful friend of yours who told you that you have to start a new thread when you're a newbie? My hammer would like to have a peaceful conversation with him.[/kidding]
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Profile #2
Hi!
Welcome to Spidweb!
I hope you enjoy it as much as I do!
:)

[ Saturday, March 04, 2006 05:49: Message edited by: The punisher ]
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Law Bringer
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Welcome to Spiderweb. Leave your sanity at the door for the fluffy turtles.

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Law Bringer
Member # 2984
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Welcome :)

quote:
Originally written by The Lurker:


[kidding]And by the way, who is that wonderful friend of yours who told you that you have to start a new thread when you're a newbie? My hammer would like to have a peaceful conversation with him.[/kidding]

My guess is that it was someone already on Spiderweb who thought it would be cool to mess with his friend. Like "and when you talk to her, be sure to tell her that you want 'hot and sweaty monkeylove' from her. Those precise words. All girls love it when you say that."

[ Saturday, March 04, 2006 06:02: Message edited by: Left Outer Join ]

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quote:
Originally written by SummerCatch073:

a friend told me i should post a new topic to meet people. So here it is!
Yeah, but I think they ment releated to spidweb.
Oh well, welcome once again from the Ed Meister!
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Master
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Oh god, the newbs -_-;;

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Wise man, you Guru. I told you to leave the newbies alone, you were once one too, you know.

EDIT: SummerCatch073, I don't think it was a good idea to make such a pointless topic. Your karma is incredibly low.
Maybe Wise man was right about newbies....

[ Saturday, March 04, 2006 06:26: Message edited by: The punisher ]
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Lifecrafter
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Welcome! Leave your sanity at the door and join me in stabbing people with pens and mechanical pencils! :P

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Shock Trooper
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quote:
Originally written by The punisher:

Wise man, you Guru. I told you to leave the newbies alone, you were once one too, you know.

EDIT: SummerCatch073, I don't think it was a good idea to make such a pointless topic. Your karma is incredibly low.
Maybe Wise man was right about newbies....

SummerCatch073 couldn't know, if he/she really is a newbie. And his/her karma is no longer so low. He/she has two stars right now.
Posts: 363 | Registered: Wednesday, February 22 2006 08:00
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Lurker, a point made so carefully.
A raise of the hand to lurker, a friend inside our hearts.
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Shock Trooper
Member # 3377
Profile #11
Welcome. :)

Karma really isn't of any importance, unless you have easily influenced self esteem.
Posts: 356 | Registered: Saturday, August 23 2003 07:00
Lifecrafter
Member # 6700
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quote:
Originally written by SummerCatch073:

Hey, um i am new to this site, and a friend told me i should post a new topic to meet people. So here it is!
Yoou're a noob?
We can tell.

Leave your sanity at the door so that the massive tentacles can't violate it.

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Guardian
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It seems that the number of new topics and posts done by noobs over the past couple of days have increased exponentially.

(Looks at post count, then sticks foot in mouth).

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Apprentice
Member # 6845
Profile #14
Hey!
I'm a noob too!
(let the noobs unite!)

So, it doesn't mean much cmming from me, but WELCOME!

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Law Bringer
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You stopped being a noob the day you turned out to be a friend (relative?) of Nicothodes. I mean, Nico has been around for ages, and oldbiehood is kind of like a disease you gradually catch from those around you. The disease of insanity, namely.

So what with stabbing people and offering them cookies, you fit right in. :)

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Master
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Who's your friend?

But anyway, welcome to Spiderweb, leave your sanity at the door, and hi, I'm ben.

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Lifecrafter
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She's a friend from school. I'm an oldbie? 0_o

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Law Bringer
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In a loose definition. There are people who would call anyone who wasn't around for the Ikonboard days (before 2001) a newbie, and then there are people who think one becomes an oldbie after a month or two.

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Guardian
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Conventional wisdom states you become an oldbie when no one remembers you being a newbie. Therefore, I consider everyone who registered before '06 to be an oldbie.

Appearing in an Archmage Alex or Slarty comic also helps.

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Law Bringer
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You're an oldbie when TM or Alec uses you in insults. Then you know you've ceased to be solely a target and become a part of the frame of reference as well.

—Alorael, who would like to welcome all newbies, remind them that the fluffy turtles are ever hungry, and give one piece of advice: no matter how serious you think it is, eveyone else disagrees.
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Agent
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Hello, newbie.

[ Saturday, March 04, 2006 10:30: Message edited by: MagmaDragoon ]

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Oh I see, MagmaDragoon, you decided to change your post. Well, it doesn't really matter then, i suppose.

[ Saturday, March 04, 2006 10:34: Message edited by: The punisher ]
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Infiltrator
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Welcome to Spiderweb.

Have a look at RIFQ, too. ;)

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Infiltrator
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And CSM, we really need more members...
If you've given up on it, JW, why do you still have a link to it in your sig?
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