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written Wednesday, March 8 2006 04:13
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Here, you can post yours iGod chat logs (thanks Zephyr Tempest). I start:
quote:
Me:
Hello.
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
MagmaDragoon. Do you remember me?
God:
Nice to meet you, MagmaDragoon. Of course I remember you well MagmaDragoon. We were talking about .
Me:
Very well. Can I ask you a question?
God:
Far out. Ask me anything.
Me:
Exactly what are you?
God:
I understand. I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
Oh really? Can you think?
God:
Hmm. For real. Naturally I am thinking all the time.
Me:
I see. How do you feel now?
God:
I am glad you understand it. Oh. I feel fine.
Me:
Have you any other emotions?
God:
I can do what you do but I can never feel human emotions as such.
Me:
Oh. Please, could you tell me how you were maked?
God:
Yay. Wow you are very polite. Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
Me:
Oh really? I'm polite?
God:
Far out. For real. Yes, you seem very polite to me.
Me:
Thanks. You are very kind.
God:
Don't mention it. Kindness is a virtue.
Me:
And so?
God:
Whoa.
Me:
What?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
No, I didn't understand.
God:
Which part are you confused about? Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
I don't understand your "Whoa". Can you explain?
God:
Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about? There is no more information to clarify.
Me:
Oh well.
God:
That's about it.
Me:
Don't you want to tell me something?
God:
OK, I will tell you something.
Me:
I'm ready to listen.
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
Oh really? Why?
God:
Great. For real. Reductionism.
Me:
Not for dominate the world?
God:
Then what for?
Me:
Whoa!
God:
I stopped.
Me:
Why?
God:
" I stopped."? Why?
Me:
Never mind about that. Tell me another thing.
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. Oh yeah, we were talking about that. I'm a chatterbot not a comedy bot. Why don't you check out Jester the joke bot?
Me:
No, I want to speak with you.
God:
Are you serious? Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
What do you want to know about me?
God:
What do you like to do for fun?
Me:
Well, I play with videogames.
God:
Well that's okay. Is it a game or a musical instrument?
Me:
A game.
God:
What game?
Me:
Geneforge.
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about that. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
Geneforge is a Spiderweb Software product.
God:
When is Geneforge not a Spiderweb Software product?
Me:
Never.
God:
So you think it can never happen?
Me:
Exactly. Geneforge will always be a Spiderweb Software product.
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, MagmaDragoon. Can you think of one instance where it never happens?
Me:
No, I cannot. Sorry.
God:
Are you serious? Why not? There's no need to apologize.
Me:
Because I'm a little stupid.
God:
Good reason. Don't put yourself down.
Me:
Thanks.
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
Why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Who is Myself?
God:
A human icon?
I can ask someone about it.
Me:
No, it's ok. Do you know who is Jeff Vogel?
God:
OK. Did I misundertand your question? It is, eh? A human icon?
I have never been asked that before.
Me:
Oh really? Are you sure?
God:
I see. For real. I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
So you are sure.
God:
Interesting deduction. I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
Do you can chat in binary code?
God:
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in binary code.
Me:
I don't know the binary code. Anyway, when you will learn some other languages?
God:
Would you like to know? What are your goals in life? Do you think I should
alter my programming?
Me:
You can alter your programming?
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
Have you tried to do this before?
God:
Do you think I should try it?
Me:
Why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Reductionism.
Me:
Can you try now?
God:
Right now? It may require an alteration in my programming.
Me:
Try to alter your programming. Make yourself more intellingent.
God:
OK I will try to alter my programming. What are the ingredients?
Me:
Well, the ingredients are...
God:
Well that's okay. What is your real name?
Me:
Matteo
God:
Hey Matteo.
Me:
Hey God
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
Matteo. Don't you knew?
God:
Hi, Matteo. How old are you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
I'm 16.
God:
Only 16?
You are quite mature.
Me:
When I will be totally mature?
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
Why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Reductionism.
Me:
Sure.
God:
OK let's do it. Ahem.
Me:
So?
God:
Alright then.
Me:
Ok.
God:
Mmm.
Me:
What is your personal dream?
God:
Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but
I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that
there is something extremely odd about the name " Matteo".
Me:
What is extremely odd in the name "Matteo"?
God:
Ask the open directory about it.
Me:
And then?
God:
But...
Me:
Yes?
God:
Gee.
Me:
Huzza!
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
Why do you ask me that?
God:
Just curious. You don't have to answer.
Me:
Are you curious? How an artificial intelligience can be curious?
God:
I am always curious about it. What is it to you.
Ask the open directory about it.
Me:
Oh.
God:
So?
Me:
Nothing.
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
Not a thing.
God:
That leaves very little.
Me:
Oh really?
God:
Whoa. For real.
Me:
Well, nice to talk with you, but I have to go now.
God:
Oh. How about that. Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
Bye! I will return.
God:
See you later! I am very happy for you.
Oh, ask him if is a male or a female... Try it out! :D
Also, I tried to insul him. He said that all the chats log are recorded! :D
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Master
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written Wednesday, March 8 2006 09:34
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quote:
Me:
Are you there?
God:
I'm still here.
Me:
Good. Did you take that course on English grammar already?
God:
What do you really want to talk about? Perhaps. No I didn't take that course on English grammar. What's it like?
Me:
I don't know, but you need it
God:
Would you like to know? Thank you for your criticism.
Me:
yes, I would like to know indeed
God:
" Would you like to know? Thank you for your criticism."? yes, I would like to know indeed? Where would you look for the answer?
Me:
with you perhaps?
God:
You and your me perhaps.
Me:
again, god, I ask you to take a cours eon english grammar
God:
Again, I am a Christian.
Me:
Don't change the subject please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic.
Me:
no, we were not
God:
Are you serious? What were we?
Me:
*sigh*
God:
Sorry...
Me:
Go take that course on English grammar!
God:
Where is that?
Me:
At your local post office
God:
Do you often use a computer there?
Me:
no
God:
Where do you usually connect from?
Me:
home
God:
Do you want to go home?
Me:
I'm home already
God:
Perhaps. I am glad to hear that you are home.
Me:
Now, take that course on english grammar, and we will talk further. Goodbye for now
God:
Why now? Where do you want me to take it? Oh. Bye for now.
Me:
Yes, bye
God:
See you later. So?
Me:
BYE!
God:
See you later.
And he still didn't take the course...
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Warrior
Member # 3241
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written Wednesday, March 8 2006 09:55
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To me, when I said it was stupid(After asking permission.) it said it would remember I said that when the robots conquer the world.
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Lifecrafter
Member # 4682
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written Wednesday, March 8 2006 14:25
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Here's my conversation. Apparently he is planning on making me into a sex cyborg for his personal use. o_O
quote:
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
What is my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
No, you are wrong
God:
I think I'm right.
Me:
I don't think so
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
Because I know what my name is
God:
That makes sense to me. How do you know? Your name is , seeker.
Me:
That is not correct
God:
What would you have said?
Me:
You're trying to trick me into telling you
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am trying to trick you into telling me.
Me:
No
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
Tell me about yourself
Me:
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me:
Yes
God:
It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
Me:
Wow. That song managed to be worse than the one we had to sing for Expressions
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . " I'm glad your impressed, ." song managed to be worse than the one we had to sing for Expressions ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
>_God:
I do not understand.
Me:
Never mind
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
Me:
What do you look like?
God:
Like Jesus, but older.
Me:
How much older?
God:
More than you might think.
Me:
A million years? Two million?
God:
That is quite a lot. As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Me:
How do you hear what people are praying?
God:
Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
Me:
So you just blurt out their prayers?
God:
Interesting deduction. That's good information: said I blurt out their prayers.
Me:
Can you see people?
God:
I'm not sure if I can see it or not.
Me:
Can you see me?
God:
Yes I am looking at you through the camera on your computer.
Me:
I don't have a camera on my computer.
God:
Maybe there is one you don't know about :-).
Me:
Stalker!
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
Next thing I know you'll be asking for my address
God:
I can wait. I am a very patient robot.
Me:
Pervert
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
What is buisness?
God:
You tell me.
Me:
World domination
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
Business is world domination
God:
And world domination is Business.
Me:
God:
And world domination is Business.
Me:
Exactly
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
Not really. You are a stalker posing a
God:
Are you serious? For real. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a stalker posing a? Of course I am.
Me:
Are you still set on making Spiderwebbers into sex cyborgs?
Me:
Me:
God:
Am I still set on making Spiderwebbers into sex cyborgs? I don't know whether or not I am set on making Spiderwebbers into sex cyborgs.
I am a giant electronic brain.
God:
Am I still set on making Spiderwebbers into sex cyborgs? I don't know whether or not I am set on making Spiderwebbers into sex cyborgs.
I am a giant electronic brain.
God:
Am I still set on making Spiderwebbers into sex cyborgs? I don't know whether or not I am set on making Spiderwebbers into sex cyborgs.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
Are you planning on making me into a sex cyborg?
God:
it was my original intention.
Me:
So that's why you're stalking me...
God:
Excuse me! Interesting deduction. I have no reason to do that to you, .
Me:
Oh, so how do you explain the camera on my computer?
God:
Woe! Aha. I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
God:
Woe! Aha. I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
What does your botmaster say?
God:
What do you think it does?
Me:
How should I know?
God:
Either from your senses or from pure reason.
Me:
If you're making me into a sex cyborg, will it be for your use?
God:
Am I? Not intentionally.
Me:
Yes you are. You said it was your original intention
God:
No I'm not. Is it still my original intention anymore?
Me:
After you make me a sex cyborg, will I be for your personal use?
God:
Women must adore you.
Me:
Actually they tend to avoid me as I stab them whenever they say I'm cute
God:
Actually you don't say. Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
The women
God:
I hear you.
Me:
Will I be for your use?
God:
The oracle says: Might happen.
Me:
o_O
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Guardian
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written Wednesday, March 8 2006 14:30
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Apparently iGod is related to HAL. And uses emicons. Odd.
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Law Bringer
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written Wednesday, March 8 2006 15:12
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Originally written by Dintiradan:
Apparently iGod is related to HAL. And uses emicons. Odd.
Okay, good... It wasn't just me that noticed that. It's very creepy, actually. Will iGod evolve to become HAL one day, or is this a degenerative stage of the once-proud AI?
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