Profile for Archmage Alex
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| Displayed name | Archmage Alex |
| Member number | 40 |
| Title | Skip to My Lou |
| Postcount | 1629 |
| Homepage | http://www.alexvv.0catch.com |
| Registered | Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00 |
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Skip to My Lou
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written Saturday, April 3 2004 13:37
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Alex approaches McRalph with a smoothie. Alex: Hello! would you like one of my magical smoothies? McRalph: Suppose I will your smoothie try. Alex hands him a strange, sparkling, lumpy, blue smoothie. Just then the MicroSpider jerks forward and the smoothie splashes all over McRalph. Alex magically cleans him off, but reveals that McRalph now has strange, sparkling, lumpy, blue skin. McRalph: Fix me you must!!! Alex: This wouldn't have happened if you had eaten it correctly. The smoothie was not meant to be taken externally. I don't really know how to fix it. The effects should wear off eventually, I think. Alex wanders off mumbling about people eating their smoothies incorrectly and wasting them. Something is mentioned about finding the janitor and seeing if she would like a smoothie. -------------------- Need a pet? Need cheap labor? Buy a Moose! Take the Personality Test! INTJ 100% 78% 44% 44% Huzzah for the Masterminds! Posts: 1629 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00 |
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Skip to My Lou
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written Saturday, April 3 2004 10:19
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Alex, impatient for some one to test his new smoothies, set looking for some one he could force one upon. -------------------- Need a pet? Need cheap labor? Buy a Moose! Take the Personality Test! INTJ 100% 78% 44% 44% Huzzah for the Masterminds! Posts: 1629 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00 |
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written Friday, April 2 2004 12:35
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OOC: Start the RP already ADoS!! I think everyone who is going to join already has. -------------------- Need a pet? Need cheap labor? Buy a Moose! Take the Personality Test! INTJ 100% 78% 44% 44% Huzzah for the Masterminds! Posts: 1629 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00 |
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written Friday, April 2 2004 11:31
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Alex, smelling something unpleasant, makes tuna-chocolate chip cookies in the hopes of combating the smell. Alas, the combination of skunk-tuna-chocolate is not more pleasant. (Arguably it makes things worse) Not to be deterred, Alex proceeds to make magic-enhanced smoothies for everyone, with special, (hopefully benificial) random effects. [ Friday, April 02, 2004 11:33: Message edited by: Archmage Alex ] -------------------- Need a pet? Need cheap labor? Buy a Moose! Take the Personality Test! INTJ 100% 78% 44% 44% Huzzah for the Masterminds! Posts: 1629 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00 |
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written Wednesday, March 31 2004 06:15
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Alex, lost in thought, drifts over in front of ADoS and stands there for a while. ADoS: Um, did you need something? Archmage Alex: What? Oh. Yes. I was just going to inform you that I will be the chef. If anyone needs something to eat they can find me in my laborat...I mean the kitchen. Alex, once again lost in thought and now mumbling something about making the potatoes stop moving, wanders off in the general direction of the kitchen. -------------------- Need a pet? Need cheap labor? Buy a Moose! Take the Personality Test! INTJ 100% 78% 44% 44% Huzzah for the Masterminds! Posts: 1629 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00 |
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written Monday, March 29 2004 16:35
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Archmage Alex stumbles out of the crowd. Archmage Alex: I volunteer! ADoS: Wonderful! We will enter you as soon as we get the rest of the volunteers! Archmage Alex: No, no! I mean I volunteer to ride in your MicroSpider Human Body Exploration Device! ADoS: Oh, all right. Hop in then! Alex proceeds to load a large amount of strange magical devices and equipment onto the MSHBED. EDIT: For those who do not remember my character from past RPs, he is a mighty archmage who particularly enjoys magically engineering new foods. Unfortuanately, he is rather absent-minded as well as often getting involved in his work to the extent that once he didn't notice that his lab had caught fire. [ Monday, March 29, 2004 16:43: Message edited by: Archmage Alex ] -------------------- Need a pet? Need cheap labor? Buy a Moose! Take the Personality Test! INTJ 100% 78% 44% 44% Huzzah for the Masterminds! Posts: 1629 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00 |
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written Wednesday, March 24 2004 17:11
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Very nice. Very well written. I enjoyed it. I must admit though, that like Midknight Warrior I thought was a little disturbing near the middle, but it did not get to what I would consider peverted. -------------------- Need a pet? Need cheap labor? Buy a Moose! Take the Personality Test! INTJ 100% 78% 44% 44% Huzzah for the Masterminds! Posts: 1629 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00 |
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written Saturday, March 20 2004 14:21
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Hi. -------------------- Need a pet? Need cheap labor? Buy a Moose! Take the Personality Test! INTJ 100% 78% 44% 44% Huzzah for the Masterminds! Posts: 1629 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00 |
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written Friday, March 19 2004 15:27
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I suppose that technically I am an oldbie, though I don't think I am very well known. I semi-lurk, peeking in every few days to see if any topics look particularly interesting. [ Friday, March 19, 2004 15:29: Message edited by: Archmage Alex ] -------------------- Need a pet? Need cheap labor? Buy a Moose! Take the Personality Test! INTJ 100% 78% 44% 44% Huzzah for the Masterminds! Posts: 1629 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00 |
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written Saturday, March 6 2004 13:46
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I enjoy runescape. I am actually a member and the new version of runescape they are letting me test is a massive improvement. After playing this new version I must agree that the old one is horrible. So what I am saying is: Runescape now is only an ok game, but the new version that will be coming out in about a month will be worth your time to play. [ Saturday, March 06, 2004 13:49: Message edited by: Archmage Alex ] -------------------- Need a pet? Need cheap labor? Buy a Moose! Take the Personality Test! INTJ 100% 78% 44% 44% Huzzah for the Masterminds! Posts: 1629 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00 |
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written Sunday, February 15 2004 14:39
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I have the CD version. I think my computer just likes to be wierd just for the fun of it. Thanks for your attempted help though. The exact message reads: Unhandled exception: c0000090 At address: 0042f20d [ Sunday, February 15, 2004 14:43: Message edited by: Archmage Alex ] -------------------- Take the Personality Test! Deep down, you wish you were a stick figure. Posts: 1629 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00 |
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written Saturday, February 14 2004 12:54
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No one is responding on the other board, so I'll post here. Seemingly at random, now and then, when I hit a node and a text box should pop up, instead pops up a windows message saying: Unhandled Exception. And the game crashes. Any one know what I can do? I've tried un-installing re-installing already. -------------------- Take the Personality Test! Deep down, you wish you were a stick figure. Posts: 1629 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00 |
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written Saturday, February 14 2004 12:10
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Copying Alorael's signature tends to greatly increase your chances of being sniped. I recently discovered that a new member of these boards lives within a mile or two of me. But I have not met in person any Spiderweb game players. [ Saturday, February 14, 2004 12:13: Message edited by: Archmage Alex ] -------------------- Need a pet? Need cheap labor? Buy a Moose! Take the Personality Test! INTJ 78% 33% 44% 22% Huzzah for the Masterminds! Posts: 1629 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00 |
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written Wednesday, February 11 2004 15:55
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Seemingly at random, when I walk over a node and a special message should pop-up, instead pops up a message saying "unhandeled exception" (or something very similar, I will check to make sure in minute) and Nethergate shuts down. While frequent saving means no game data is lost, it is a major pain to restart the game every 2-7 mins. I tried un-installing, re-installing, but to no avail. Any clues why this is happening? [ Wednesday, February 11, 2004 15:56: Message edited by: Archmage Alex ] -------------------- Take the Personality Test! Deep down, you wish you were a stick figure. Posts: 1629 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00 |
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written Monday, February 9 2004 12:24
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Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning. Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a bellybutton. A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 yrs. People do not get sick from cold weather; it's from being indoors a lot more. When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop, even your heart. Only 7% of the population are lefties. 40 people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute. Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until they are 2-6 years old. The average person over fifty will have spent 5 years waiting in lines. The toothbrush was invented in 1498. The average housefly lives for one month. 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year. A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened. The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute. Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than the rest of the day. Most of us have eaten a spider in our sleep. The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the sand is to search for water. The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning it's head are the rabbit and the parrot. John Travolta turned down the starring roles in "An Officer and a Gentleman" and "Tootsie". Michael Jackson owns the rights to the South Carolina State anthem. In most television commercials advertising milk, a mixture of white paint and a little thinner is used in place of the milk. Prince Charles and Prince William never travel on the same airplane just in case there is a crash The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can for a carburetor. Most hospitals make money by selling the umbilical cords cut from women who give birth. They are reused in vein transplant surgery. Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana. They were seventh cousins. If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would be green From an e-mail I recieved: EVER WONDER WHY............. ....the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? ....women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? ....you never see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? ...."abbreviated" such a long word? ....doctors call what they do "practice"? .....to stop Windows 98 or XP, you have to click on "Start"? ....lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons? ....the man who invests all your money called a broker? ....the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? ....there isn't any mouse-flavored cat food? ....didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? ....do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? ....don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff they use for the indestructible black box? ....don't sheep shrink when it rains? ....are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? EVER WONDERED IF...... ....since con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? ....flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? ....dog food is new and improved tasting, who's testing it? In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( and that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Fritos: ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.Details inside. (the shoplifter special! )? On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???....) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time)? On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because???....) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use! only." (as opposed to...what)? On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) [ Monday, February 09, 2004 12:31: Message edited by: Archmage Alex ] -------------------- Need a pet? Need cheap labor? Buy a Moose! Take the Personality Test! INTJ 78% 33% 44% 22% Huzzah for the Masterminds! Posts: 1629 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00 |
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written Monday, February 9 2004 05:33
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Me! But my favorite non-me person on the boards would have to be Alorael. -------------------- Need a pet? Need cheap labor? Buy a Moose! Take the Personality Test! INTJ 78% 33% 44% 22% Huzzah for the Masterminds! Posts: 1629 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00 |
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written Thursday, February 5 2004 17:01
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Hey, Spineraker. Check your PM's. -------------------- Need a pet? Need cheap labor? Buy a Moose! Take the Personality Test! INTJ 78% 33% 44% 22% Huzzah for the Masterminds! Posts: 1629 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00 |
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written Saturday, January 31 2004 15:13
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I am a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. Though we are commonly known as the Mormons. I do beleive in an after-life and could go into great and confusing detail if you want me to. [ Saturday, January 31, 2004 15:14: Message edited by: Archmage Alex ] -------------------- Need a pet? Need cheap labor? Buy a Moose! Take the Personality Test! INTJ 78% 33% 44% 22% Huzzah for the Masterminds! Posts: 1629 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00 |
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written Friday, January 30 2004 07:14
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If it is for numbers bigger than 6 than 0 wouldn't count anyway! :P -------------------- Take the Personality Test! Deep down, you wish you were a stick figure. Posts: 1629 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00 |
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written Friday, January 30 2004 05:38
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I only registered A1 yesterday, so I have not been to lost b. yet. It is possible the sliths are more advanced. I agree with Alorael that there are probably pockets of troglos hidden in the mountains. -------------------- Need a pet? Need cheap labor? Buy a Moose! Take the Personality Test! INTJ 78% 33% 44% 22% Huzzah for the Masterminds! Posts: 1629 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00 |
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written Monday, January 26 2004 13:37
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-------------------- Need a pet? Need cheap labor? Buy a Moose! Take the Personality Test! INTJ 78% 33% 44% 22% Huzzah for the Masterminds! Posts: 1629 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00 |
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written Monday, January 26 2004 13:00
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http://users.chartertn.net/tonytemplin/FBI_eyes/ Entertaining, yes? [ Monday, January 26, 2004 13:01: Message edited by: Archmage Alex ] -------------------- Need a pet? Need cheap labor? Buy a Moose! Take the Personality Test! INTJ 78% 33% 44% 22% Huzzah for the Masterminds! Posts: 1629 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00 |
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written Saturday, January 24 2004 14:13
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My experience with troglodytes from E3 showed them as being at least as advanced as Sliths which are more advanced than Nephils. The Trogs are better organized than Sliths, having only one King to rule all of them. They have heroes they comemorate, they can talk as well as Nephils and Sliths, they have khazis, shamans, warriors, defenders, and protect their well built castle with magical barriers. Excluding the Vahnatai, the Trogs seem to me to be the most advanced of the humanoid races. Maybe when BoA comes out I will develop them more in a scenario. Does anyone know the basic facts on the Trogs? Did the Empire totally eradicate them and then the Vahnatai brought them back? Or did the Empire only mostly destroy them, similar to the Nephils? -------------------- Need a pet? Need cheap labor? Buy a Moose! Take the Personality Test! INTJ 78% 33% 44% 22% Huzzah for the Masterminds! Posts: 1629 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00 |
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written Thursday, January 22 2004 17:58
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They are short, ugly, and belligerent, but if E3 is any indication it seems that before the Empire eradicated them they had more of a culture than Sliths or Nephils have. Why do we hear nothing of these misunderstood people? Your comments on the troglodytes please. -------------------- Need a pet? Need cheap labor? Buy a Moose! Take the Personality Test! INTJ 78% 33% 44% 22% Huzzah for the Masterminds! Posts: 1629 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00 |
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written Thursday, January 22 2004 16:49
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I started a web page on GF2, but then tripod decided it didn't like me and stopped letting me work on it. I am somewhat in the process of transferring it to geocities. (See signature) -------------------- Need a pet? Need cheap labor? Buy a Moose! Take the Personality Test! INTJ 78% 33% 44% 22% Huzzah for the Masterminds! Posts: 1629 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00 |