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Hello Everybody! in General
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Agent
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 written Wednesday, May 18 2005 12:26 Profile Homepage #18
Hello. Don't be surprised if in less than a week you get transfered to a mental help clinic.

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Drakefyre, Mariann, Jeff, Linda.. you're all dead. in General
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Member # 3349
 written Wednesday, May 18 2005 08:56 Profile Homepage #23
Nice rhyme.

Still, I don't understand why MM needed to say "all officials are dead" just because the boards ate his account.

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Undead Topics Need Loving Too (aka "Give Me Your First-Born") in General
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Agent
Member # 3349
 written Sunday, May 15 2005 11:12 Profile Homepage #594
The ones I can remember are...

1: Slasher
2: The Holy Toenail
3: Holy Toenail 2.0
4: Holy Toenail 3.11111.....
5: Holy Toenail Remix
6: Toenail is king
7: Toenail's Revenge
8: The good, the bad, the toenail
9: Toenails have feelings too
10: *T*O*E*N*A*I*L*

There's probably more.

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Posts: 1287 | Registered: Thursday, August 14 2003 07:00
Custom title in General
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Agent
Member # 3349
 written Sunday, May 15 2005 11:08 Profile Homepage #16
I AM a custom title. See? Count em, SEVEN stars. That's got to be special.

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Posts: 1287 | Registered: Thursday, August 14 2003 07:00
E3 Group in The Exile Trilogy
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Agent
Member # 3349
 written Sunday, May 15 2005 11:06 Profile Homepage #30
Erggghhh... Still tired. Need to get some coffee.

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E3 Group in The Exile Trilogy
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Agent
Member # 3349
 written Saturday, May 14 2005 13:30 Profile Homepage #28
I'm too tired to tell if that's sarcasm or whatnot.

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Posts: 1287 | Registered: Thursday, August 14 2003 07:00
Hooray! in The Avernum Trilogy
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Agent
Member # 3349
 written Saturday, May 14 2005 13:29 Profile Homepage #3
I "finished" the game. But now how one would think so:

-Killed everything in every town that wouldn't "insa-kill" me as soon as I attacked someone.

-Bought over 10,000 Skribbane and stored it in various towns.

-Actually helped the Empire by destroying all Upper Exile towns and killing the two members of the Thieves Guild in Lorelei and the whole lot of 'em in the secret valley place where you get into Blackcrag.

EDIT: w00t! 800th post!

[ Saturday, May 14, 2005 13:30: Message edited by: *T*O*E*N*A*I*L* ]

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SpiderWeb Glitch in Tech Support
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Agent
Member # 3349
 written Saturday, May 14 2005 05:12 Profile Homepage #6
I've noticed that the weird lightbulb thing has had problems every since I have been here.

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Undead Topics Need Loving Too (aka "Give Me Your First-Born") in General
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Member # 3349
 written Saturday, May 14 2005 05:09 Profile Homepage #578
Samuel Adams.

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A3: Item locations in The Avernum Trilogy
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Agent
Member # 3349
 written Saturday, May 14 2005 05:07 Profile Homepage #8
quote:
Originally written by mistica:

if u r really desperate for the drug, then go to the secret pathway to blackcrag and open all the rooms. look inside all the boxes and caskets, and voila!! skribbane!!

you can also kill the drug dealers and infiltrators near lorelei (or was it someplace else :confused: ) and get it.

cure addiction using charater editor if u are hooked, it really is an expensive habit.
What's this about curing your addiction? That takes away all the fun!

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E3 Group in The Exile Trilogy
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Member # 3349
 written Saturday, May 14 2005 05:04 Profile Homepage #26
No one ever gets tired of this question.

Okay, basic party:

1- Lasco (human fighter, some skill with Throwing Weapons)
2- Daggoth (slith fighter, some priest skill)
3- Mathuzar (nephil archer, bashing weapons, traps, lockpicking)
4- Solberg II (human mage, some archery skill)
5- Jango (human mage/priest, lots of Item Lore)
6- Michael (human priest, alchemy skills)

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Posts: 1287 | Registered: Thursday, August 14 2003 07:00
What was your first post? in General
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Member # 3349
 written Thursday, May 12 2005 13:46 Profile Homepage #35
My first post was that I had a long list of questions I needed answered.

Come to think of it, they never GOT answered...

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Woah Crazy!! in General
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Member # 3349
 written Thursday, May 12 2005 13:45 Profile Homepage #18
I tried to kill myself in a dream once, sadly, it didn't work.

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Posts: 1287 | Registered: Thursday, August 14 2003 07:00
Possible? GF Online... in Geneforge Series
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Agent
Member # 3349
 written Thursday, May 12 2005 13:44 Profile Homepage #7
Sadly, online Geneforge, or any other Spiderweb game, will most likely never happen.

Please don't double post for no reason Vendark. Please say hello to the "Edit Button". He wants to be your friend.

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Posts: 1287 | Registered: Thursday, August 14 2003 07:00
Possible? GF Online... in Geneforge 2
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Member # 3349
 written Thursday, May 12 2005 13:44 Profile Homepage #7
Sadly, online Geneforge, or any other Spiderweb game, will most likely never happen.

Please don't double post for no reason Vendark. Please say hello to the "Edit Button". He wants to be your friend.

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Posts: 1287 | Registered: Thursday, August 14 2003 07:00
E3 Ruined World: Who did you think was responsible for the plagues? in The Exile Trilogy
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Member # 3349
 written Wednesday, May 11 2005 15:36 Profile Homepage #10
I thought it was Erika because when I went to her tower she started freaking out.

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Music Preference in General
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Member # 3349
 written Wednesday, May 11 2005 15:33 Profile Homepage #91
I'm personally a big fan of Carlos Santana.

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Halo in General
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Member # 3349
 written Monday, May 9 2005 04:15 Profile Homepage #35
I sense a ban coming soon from far away....

-Then again, most mods wouldn't DARE lock the holy post.

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Posts: 1287 | Registered: Thursday, August 14 2003 07:00
A1 - I made a fatal mistake :-( in The Avernum Trilogy
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Member # 3349
 written Saturday, April 30 2005 06:52 Profile Homepage #1
This is where we call in SpidWeb's best friend, the Editor.

Go to the main screen and click on the Editor button. Once it's open, click Leave Town. Or whatever it is. I'm a little rusty on A1 knowlege.

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Stuff around lorelei in The Exile Trilogy
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Member # 3349
 written Friday, April 29 2005 05:53 Profile Homepage #7
quote:
Originally written by Seletine:

You don't absolutely need to get the skribbane. Just ask Kendra about 'guild' without bringing any, and you can speak with Geoffrey just as if you had brought it.

Once you've found that exit, go back and talk to each of the prisoners; if you tell them about the exit, they'll escape.

(664)
Wow, I didn't know that. I thought she said "Ok where's the package? *you tell her you don't have it and she stamps her foot*"

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Stuff around lorelei in The Exile Trilogy
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 written Thursday, April 28 2005 11:55 Profile Homepage #2
I'm not sure on the second two, but for joining the theives guild...

You need to go to Shadyer and go to the man in the bar. I think his name is Geoffory. He is the blue townsperson graphic. You ask him about "shipping". He'll tell you to go get a package south of the bar. You go down, open a door, and look in a chest. You have the Skribbane. *Alorael cheers in backround*

Then you head up towards Lorelei. You can either fight the guards surrounding them (which I did) or find some other way into the city. There is someone that says you can ford a river in, but I never found it. Oh well.

So after you get into Lorelei, you go to the shop titled "Kendra's Gloves". You ask her about "package" and she'll take the Skribbane from you *Alorael boos in backround* and give you some gold and let you into the secret room containing the head of the Theives Guild. You cannot join though, but he will give you a number of services, one making beating the game a whole lot easier.

Whew, I think I covered just about everything on that topic. My hand hurts now....

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Posts: 1287 | Registered: Thursday, August 14 2003 07:00
1.0 in Geneforge Series
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Agent
Member # 3349
 written Thursday, April 21 2005 14:35 Profile Homepage #6
He has a point. Some people would rather get all of that through bugs than by using the editor, which most people feel as cheating.

EDIT: I'd give it to you, if I knew where Alorael hid it.

[ Thursday, April 21, 2005 14:36: Message edited by: 'Da Holiest of all Toenails ]

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Posts: 1287 | Registered: Thursday, August 14 2003 07:00
1.0 in Geneforge
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Member # 3349
 written Thursday, April 21 2005 14:35 Profile Homepage #6
He has a point. Some people would rather get all of that through bugs than by using the editor, which most people feel as cheating.

EDIT: I'd give it to you, if I knew where Alorael hid it.

[ Thursday, April 21, 2005 14:36: Message edited by: 'Da Holiest of all Toenails ]

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Posts: 1287 | Registered: Thursday, August 14 2003 07:00
NEW POPE! in General
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Agent
Member # 3349
 written Thursday, April 21 2005 14:31 Profile Homepage #49
Me and my friend decided to go to Pope Rumour sites and see what they thought. Out of the 5 sites-

3/5: Ratzinger
1/5: Any African American
1/5: An American priest (shudder)

There were two others that said,
a- A woman would win
b- No one would win, causing another Civil War

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pit of the wyrm help in The Exile Trilogy
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Member # 3349
 written Thursday, April 21 2005 14:28 Profile Homepage #1
A bit of advice for you,

Do not, I repeat, DO NOT use any Light spells at all. Use torches and lamps and candles, but do NOT waste your spell points on spells that last about 5 moves in this dungeon.

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