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Avatar? Yours? Possibly? in General
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 written Tuesday, June 7 2005 14:52 Profile Homepage #36
I like the computer virus one.

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A4 in The Avernum Trilogy
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 written Tuesday, June 7 2005 03:11 Profile Homepage #0
What do you think will be new features in A4?

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Worst Game EVER! in General
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 written Tuesday, June 7 2005 03:07 Profile Homepage #92
Oh I understand now.

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Have You Ever Used Alorael's Signature in General
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Member # 3349
 written Monday, June 6 2005 16:40 Profile Homepage #10
I did a few times. Then, well... *feels bandage behind head* uh... there was pain...

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Worst Game EVER! in General
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Member # 3349
 written Monday, June 6 2005 15:49 Profile Homepage #89
quote:
Originally written by 4.808 x 10^3:

Hey, I've got an idea; why don't we start talking about good games now too while continuing to bash the bad games.

I like Descent, which is a great game for older computers but unfortunately runs too fast on newer computers to really be playable without proper adapter programs. :(
Good idea. Descent is a good game. I watched my dad play it when I was a kid, and now I learned to be better than him, making him mad. :D
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quote:
Originally written by Drakel:

mom for me
?????

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Drakey, Darling... I have a favor to ask in General
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Member # 3349
 written Monday, June 6 2005 10:40 Profile Homepage #13
Good to have you back in your...um.... five-y glory MM.

*quickly looks behind self*

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Worst Game EVER! in General
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Member # 3349
 written Monday, June 6 2005 10:38 Profile Homepage #83
quote:
Originally written by ShadeOfWar:

It has not haunted my dreams or made me cry,

but worst ever are massive MUDs in general

and

RUNESCAPE
:mad:

And if you are shortsighted enough then argue with me and I will destroy all the beliefs and philosophies you have ever had for your own pleasure.
(And for mine)
Agreed.

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Happa Tai - Yatta! in General
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Member # 3349
 written Sunday, June 5 2005 16:06 Profile Homepage #12
Yay! Now I can see it!

EDIT: Now I wish I wasn't able to see it.

I WILL HAVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT THIS!

[ Sunday, June 05, 2005 16:08: Message edited by: *T*O*E*N*A*I*L* ]

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HELLLLPP!!!!!!! in Tech Support
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Agent
Member # 3349
 written Sunday, June 5 2005 15:16 Profile Homepage #4
Does it just not do anything? Like the loading bar is going up slowly but nothing is happening?

-Leave your computer alone for a bit. Then come back and the download window should come up.

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 written Sunday, June 5 2005 12:04 Profile Homepage #63
If you can't beat Hugo I, you don't have a chance of beating Hugo II or III.

Example: (HUGO III) There is a large rock that you can see. You can't see anything else near it or on it. Then you go behind it and type "look behind rock" and you get a Crystal Ball. If you do that in front or beside it won't work. Jeez.

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Happa Tai - Yatta! in General
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 written Sunday, June 5 2005 12:01 Profile Homepage #5
It still hasn't loaded. I left my computer for 2 freaking hours!

EDIT: What's the movie thing about anyway?

[ Sunday, June 05, 2005 12:02: Message edited by: *T*O*E*N*A*I*L* ]

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Happa Tai - Yatta! in General
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Member # 3349
 written Sunday, June 5 2005 10:35 Profile Homepage #2
While I'm waiting for this to download I'll just think of what this might be...............

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Worst Game EVER! in General
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 written Sunday, June 5 2005 03:25 Profile Homepage #57
quote:
Originally written by Taeweil:

quote:
Originally written by SprungSpring:

Antother bad game is a computer game called Commander Keen. There were only two colors: Blue and white. It was on my old computer, a big square monster that only had that one program. It also had no sound.
Oh. No. You. DIDNT!

I loved the CK series when I was a kid, back in the early 90's. Those and the original Duke Nukem. (Before DN 3D or Duke Nukem the FPS)

The old Duke Nukem games were okay, but not too far off from being a bad game.

I remember at the end of one where you had to figure out a code, took me forever to do that...

Anyways, worst game ever...

I'd have to say that 'honor' for me goes to a game named Harbinger. Game completely sucked. (It wasnt Steel Harbinger for the PS, diff game)

Two thumbs way down.


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Karma? in General
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Member # 3349
 written Saturday, June 4 2005 16:34 Profile Homepage #14
MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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I just had to post this - it's awesome in General
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Member # 3349
 written Saturday, June 4 2005 15:44 Profile Homepage #9
"Wow master? How do you do it?"

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I just had to post this - it's awesome in General
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Member # 3349
 written Saturday, June 4 2005 14:53 Profile Homepage #3
I'm very disturbed.

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Member # 3349
 written Saturday, June 4 2005 14:00 Profile Homepage #40
I watched my friend play Everquest once. Frightening. He soon switched to WoW.

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 written Saturday, June 4 2005 11:22 Profile Homepage #35
Another one I forgot is Krazy Kars. I got it on another big demo game CD called "Mega Games". It was awful. You were in a car. Racing other cars that had twice the speed as you and there were officers that would only arrest you and the only way to NOT get arrested and kicked out of the race is to go a fourth of what the other racers were doing.

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Karma? in General
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Member # 3349
 written Saturday, June 4 2005 10:45 Profile Homepage #11
My rating has gone from 1-5 in a matter of days. Then it goes back down, then back up.

Karma? Phhfffff!

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Worst Game EVER! in General
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Member # 3349
 written Saturday, June 4 2005 03:23 Profile Homepage #24
quote:
Originally written by SprungSpring:

Antother bad game is a computer game called Commander Keen. There were only two colors: Blue and white. It was on my old computer, a big square monster that only had that one program. It also had no sound.
A-ha! I've forgotten about those! I bought a pack of games in a CD called "Game Empire" and it had two CK games on it. I played it once, and cried it was so awful.

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Worst Game EVER! in General
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Member # 3349
 written Friday, June 3 2005 16:20 Profile Homepage #5
quote:
Originally written by Maxmillion:

Chutes and Ladders computer game. Don't ask.

Edit: Also, though not played it, I have heard that the Al Queda developed the game Homeland as a sort of refined torture.
But I DO ask.

Nice theory. I doubt it.

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Member # 3349
 written Friday, June 3 2005 13:07 Profile Homepage #0
What is the worst, the absolute worst game that you have played that made you cry all night long and that haunted your dreams?

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I need a avernum3 trainer... in The Avernum Trilogy
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Agent
Member # 3349
 written Thursday, June 2 2005 14:45 Profile Homepage #2
Yeah, the Editor gives everything that you need, regestered or NOT. There's a snazzy item list so you can get ANY item in the game, or OUT of the game.

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Super Smash Brothers Characters in General
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Member # 3349
 written Thursday, June 2 2005 11:23 Profile Homepage #52
My opinion on Luigi...

Up and B- Luigi's biggest asset. Unfortunately, good players are WAY too smart to fall for it. However, they rarely see Mario's coming, because it's weaker. That fact makes Mario's almost as good as Luigi's.

Down and B- tornadoes have one big difference- Mario's can combo. No contest there. They also can both use it as an extra jump if they pound on the B button during it- but try it more than once and you just go down.

B- fireball- bouncing fireball of death or slow, weak, green thing that well... is the second worst projectile in the game (if you include the stars Yoshi kicks up during the stomp)

Running attack- Mario's sliding 12% or pathetic fists of fury, which do on average 4% damage. Guess my preference.

Jumping- Luigi jumps a tiny bit higher than mario- but not significantly higher.

Colors- I have to admit, Luigi's classic wardrobe is better than Mario's (I like green)

Height- Luigi's taller. Things that would go over mario's head can hit Luigi

Run- it may not be really significant, but the fact that Luigi slides forwards when you stop running with him just annoys the heck out of me.

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Super Smash Brothers Characters in General
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Member # 3349
 written Wednesday, June 1 2005 11:52 Profile Homepage #48
In the first SSB, in Samus' profile, it says "she" and "her" a few times.

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