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THE WORST MAN EVER: Round 1 in General
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Match 3: Siberia v. Wiseman

Oh, come on.

WISEMAN 0
SIBERIA 10


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THE WORST MAN EVER: Round 1 in General
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Match 2: Christopher Columbus v. Ira Mertes

Ira Mertes and the esteemed Genoese megalomaniac faced off from opposite sides of the Arena. They stared at each other with a hard look in their eyes.

Imban reached into his pocket and quickly withdrew a GBA, so as to school the fifteenth-century explorer in his favorite mecha-piloting sim.

Columbus, on the other hand, piloted a galleon into Mertes.

IRA MERTES 2
CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS 8


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THE WORST MAN EVER: Round 1 in General
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Match 1: Alcibiades v. Secretariat

I know relatively little about Alcibiades. However, I do know that he probably couldn't take a kick by a racehorse to the face.

So we're going with that.

ALCIBIADES 0
SECRETARIAT 10


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THE WORST MAN EVER: Round 1 in General
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WORST MAN EVER STATUS
* represents survival of Round 1;
- represents the opposite.

Yasser Arafat
Richard Nixon
John Maynard Keynes
Augusto Pinochet
Alec Kyras
-Ira Mertes
Lucien McMahon
Leadbelly
Ronald Reagan
Adolf Hitler

The Unknown Soldier
Gregory Peck
Zaire
Jesus Christ
Plato
The Libertarians
Rick Davies
Winston Churchill
*Secretariat
Aleister Crowley

Boy George
Joe Lieberman
-Wiseman
Emperor Nero
Innocent VIII
Henricus Institoris
Jacobus Sprenger
General Custer
Karl Rove
Dick Cheney

Rupert Murdoch
George W. Bush
Rasputin
Margaret Thatcher
Napoleon I
Kim Jong-Il
MC Hammer
Nathaniel Hawthorne
Aristotle
Sharman Networks

Charlton Heston
Belisarius
Jeremy LeVeque
Arnold Schwarzenegger
*Josef Stalin
Nicholas II Romanov
FDR
Henry VIII Tudor
Michael Jackson
R. Kelly

Michael Moore
Dave Chappelle
Scott Joplin
Pol Pot
Idi Amin
Caligula
Countess Bathory
Dracula
Alexander VI (?)
Mary I (of Scots?)

Benedict Arnold
Napoleon II
Mohandas Gandhi
Hu Jintao
Black Francis
Nikola Tesla
Indira Gandhi
Nathuram Godse
Leon Czolgosz
Aaron Burr

Andrew Jackson
Scientology
Joe McCarthy
John Wilkes Booth
Matt Boeh
The Forum Conservatives
Rush Limbaugh
G. Gordon Liddy
Michael Savage
Lars Larson
Ann Coulter

Jerry Falwell
Fred Phelps
Seth Putnam
Tomino
Anno
J. Random Person
Bill Gates
Joseph Smith
Brown Little
Ian Klinhamer

Brett Bixler
Tom Watts
Johanna Fowle
Tom Waits
Steve Albini
Bhodan Khmelnytsky
yor123
Ariel Sharon
Vladimir Putin
Jane Austen

Thom Yorke
*Siberia
Spanish Communists
Louis Armstrong
Shotts
Charles Manson
Greenpeace
Corporate Executives
Emo
Paris Hilton

Karl Marx
Sandra Bullock
Producers of 'Mortal Kombat: Annihilation'
John Ashcroft
J.R. Fowle
TGM
John Paul I
John Paul II
Iain Paisley
Stughalf

Marconi
Fidel Castro
Sean Colmes
Originator: 'Survivor'
Eddie Gein
Genghis Khan
Hernando Cortez
*Christopher Columbus
Francisco Pizzaro
Sam Walton

Adnan Khashoggi
Osama bin Laden
Saddam Hussein
Bill Clinton
Abraham Lincoln
Thomas Paine
John Kerry
Preston Brooks
Reel Big Fish
Judas Iscariot

Justin Timberlake
The Notorious B.I.G.
The Spartans
Augustus
Trajan
Agrippina
Scipio
Caesar
-Alcibiades
-WeMMu

Hannibal
Pericles
Themistocles
Leonidas
Robert Hooke
Einstein
Alorael
Dick Clark
Arancaytar
John Winston Howard

General William Shafter
Stephen Hawking
Henry Morris
Duane Gish
George McCready Price
Schrodinger (physicist)
Phillip E. Johnson
Theodore Roosevelt
John Brown
Nobody

Jack T. Chick
Jeff Vogel
Linda Strout
George III
Thomas Alva Edison
Hunter S. Thompson
St. Nicholas
Arctic
The Apostle Paul
Seabiscuit


[ Thursday, December 16, 2004 16:19: Message edited by: Fear Uncertainty and Custer ]

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THE WORST MAN EVER: Worst Men List (Initial) & Discussion in General
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Scipio subbed for one of the Hannibals.

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language? in General
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I apologize for my flippant and accurate slur. To atone, I have replaced it with an on-topic and accurate slur.

Have fun!

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language? in General
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quote:
Originally written by ARRR-enax:

And yet PHP is incredibly popular and used way more often than Ruby is.

So the market decrees you are wrong, Djur. :D

t arenax grep "marketplace of ideas"

[ Thursday, December 16, 2004 15:49: Message edited by: Fear Uncertainty and Custer ]

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Avernum 4 in General
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If God were still alive most of you would suffer.

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I AM TEH SPAMER in General
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'Teh' and the practice of putting stuff after a string of exclamation points are registered Despisms.

Also, at least part of that is idiosyncratic to you, WM. For instance, you're the only person I've ever see use 'noobelf'. :P

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I AM TEH SPAMER in General
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This is Hector Berlioz.

IMAGE(http://www.galvestonsymphony.org/composers/images/berlioz_hector.gif)

This thread makes him very sad.

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SPOILER ALERT in Blades of Exile
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AT THE END OF RHAPSODY IN BLUE IT IS REVEALED THAT PRAZAC AND RENTAR WERE THE SAME PERSON ALL ALONG

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THE WORST MAN EVER: Worst Men List (Initial) & Discussion in General
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Replaced with Keynes.

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There aren't.

Some may be redundant, but there shouldn't be any repeats.

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THE WORST MAN EVER: Worst Men List (Initial) & Discussion in General
Bob's Big Date
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Yasser Arafat
Richard Nixon
John Maynard Keynes
Augusto Pinochet
Alec Kyras
Ira Mertes
Lucien McMahon
Leadbelly
Ronald Reagan
Adolf Hitler

The Unknown Soldier
Gregory Peck
Zaire
Jesus Christ
Plato
The Libertarians
Rick Davies
Winston Churchill
Secretariat
Aleister Crowley

Boy George
Joe Lieberman
Wiseman
Emperor Nero
Innocent VIII
Henricus Institoris
Jacobus Sprenger
General Custer
Karl Rove
Dick Cheney

Rupert Murdoch
George W. Bush
Rasputin
Margaret Thatcher
Napoleon I
Kim Jong-Il
MC Hammer
Nathaniel Hawthorne
Aristotle
Sharman Networks

Charlton Heston
Belisarius
Jeremy LeVeque
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Josef Stalin
Nicholas II Romanov
FDR
Henry VIII Tudor
Michael Jackson
R. Kelly

Michael Moore
Dave Chappelle
Scott Joplin
Pol Pot
Idi Amin
Caligula
Countess Bathory
Dracula
Alexander VI (?)
Mary I (of Scots?)

Benedict Arnold
Napoleon II
Mohandas Gandhi
Hu Jintao
Black Francis
Nikola Tesla
Indira Gandhi
Nathuram Godse
Leon Czolgosz
Aaron Burr

Andrew Jackson
Scientology
Joe McCarthy
John Wilkes Booth
Matt Boeh
The Forum Conservatives
Rush Limbaugh
G. Gordon Liddy
Michael Savage
Lars Larson
Ann Coulter

Jerry Falwell
Fred Phelps
Seth Putnam
Tomino
Anno
J. Random Person
Bill Gates
Joseph Smith
Brown Little
Ian Klinhamer

Brett Bixler
Tom Watts
Johanna Fowle
Tom Waits
Steve Albini
Bhodan Khmelnytsky
yor123
Ariel Sharon
Vladimir Putin
Jane Austen

Thom Yorke
Siberia
Spanish Communists
Louis Armstrong
Shotts
Charles Manson
Greenpeace
Corporate Executives
Emo
Paris Hilton

Karl Marx
Sandra Bullock
Producers of 'Mortal Kombat: Annihilation'
John Ashcroft
J.R. Fowle
TGM
John Paul I
John Paul II
Iain Paisley
Stughalf

Marconi
Fidel Castro
Sean Colmes
Originator: 'Survivor'
Eddie Gein
Genghis Khan
Hernando Cortez
Christopher Columbus
Francisco Pizzaro
Sam Walton

Adnan Khashoggi
Osama bin Laden
Saddam Hussein
Bill Clinton
Abraham Lincoln
Thomas Paine
John Kerry
Preston Brooks
Reel Big Fish
Judas Iscariot

Justin Timberlake
The Notorious B.I.G.
The Spartans
Augustus
Trajan
Agrippina
Scipio
Caesar
Alcibiades
WeMMu

Hannibal
Pericles
Themistocles
Leonidas
Robert Hooke
Einstein
Alorael
Dick Clark
Arancaytar
John Winston Howard

General William Shafter
Stephen Hawking
Henry Morris
Duane Gish
George McCready Price
Schrodinger (physicist)
Phillip E. Johnson
Theodore Roosevelt
John Brown
Nobody

Jack T. Chick
Jeff Vogel
Linda Strout
George III
Thomas Alva Edison
Hunter S. Thompson
St. Nicholas
Arctic
The Apostle Paul
Seabiscuit
Prerankings are called off; this topic is now for discussion of the WME tournament.

[ Thursday, December 16, 2004 17:08: Message edited by: Fear Uncertainty and Custer ]

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Personality Disorder Test, yes, again. in General
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quote:
Originally written by Thuryl:

You make a good point. In fact, a personality disorder can only be considered a disorder if it causes significant subjective distress or interferes with daily life. The aim of therapy, typically, is to turn a personality disorder into a personality style.

I read too many psychology textbooks.

You have leveraged your final synergy, cur. Have at ye!

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Sound the bells... in General
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Broken.

And 'Di and I at the end of July' rings far too well.

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Exile tabletop RPG! in General
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quote:
Originally written by Sedape:

I remember what it was like to be a n00b. This has been discussed before, I think some people tried it with some degree of success... but I'm too lazy to go find it. A short google search revealed nothing for me, but I'm sure someone else will know where it is.
*titters*

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Sound the bells... in General
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More evidence to the hypothesis that a libertarian is a reactionary who prefers to bugger his woman to ensure she doesn't start enjoying it too much.

Andrew: Congratulations. And whoever said 'fiancée' is clearly making undue assumptions. :P

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Yen! in General
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Old and wise apply well to economics like well-educated applies to modeling, Plah. Don't be a retard.

You want a quick answer? Fine. The dollar is losing value against the Euro like a mofo because Bush is a member of the 'screw everyone else' school, which states that the future and other people do not really matter (note that the biggest members of this school are, generally, old and filthy rich) and prefers making a pile of money now no matter what; as such, he refuses to take any kind of deflationary action and seems, at present, to be victimizing the American consumer for sport.

The one thing the President can do for the economy -- and the one constructive thing a conservative President would do for the economy -- and he won't do it.

Keynes bones you hard, fool.

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Anyone with insane relatives? in General
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I have many relatives living all over the Western US, so I'm just going to go into immediate relatives.

Matrilinear.

Grandfather: Withdrawn, very condescending and (apparently, though I've never noticed) prone to stuttering.
Grandmother: Control freak, codependent, abusive, former alcoholic, likely Jew. You know what that means.
Children.
1: Female, gay, former drug addict, hepatoid, indolent, in college for years but God knows for what. The aunt with whom my grandmother has apparently replaced my mother.
2: Male, drug addict. Cleaned up a while ago and now works at a gas station.
3: Male, drug addict. Still on the drugs, so far as I'm aware. Was taken into our home as an act of kindness; repaid it by poisoning us all by boiling lead slugs. Votes Republican.
4: My mother, more on which later.
5: Male, alcoholic. Fat fetishist, obsessive-compulsive, plumber, decent cook. Porked the wife of a Reno casino manager and disappeared without a trace a couple of years ago.

Patrilinear.

Great-grandmother: Ninety-six. Sane but completely senile and more or less confined to our grandparents' house.
Grandmother: Control-freak, codependent, paranoid, obscenely overweight real-estate agent who has raised two generations of kids and is working on a third and has screwed every one up something fierce.
Grandfather: Avoidant, brash, alcoholic, bigoted, connections to the Mafia.
1. Female. Even more obscenely overweight, paranoid, co-dependent, and married to a Mexican. Prone to irrational and violent behavior.
2. Male. Insecure, self-aggrandizing, codependent, alcoholic, living with an Asian woman and working as a dealer. Cards, not drugs.
3. My father, more on which later.

Nuclear.

Father: Arrogant, self-centered, insecurity-complexed, codependent, prone to temper tantrums, bigotry, Manicheanism. Physician.
Mother: Superstitious to the point of nuttiness, codependent, absurdly avoidant, long-winded, absurdly world-trusting and at the same time absurdly over-protective, likely empty-nest candidate. Has adopted three dogs, five cats, a multitude of fish, and plants which she attempts to pawn off on the rest of us.
1. Myself, on which more later.
2. Male. Obessive-compulsive to an extreme degree, prone to severe temper tantrums, co-dependent, paranoid, avoidant. Obessed with physical appearance.
3. Male. Has absolutely no sense of apropos, quite possibly due to lead poisoning at a formative age.

Myself: Jesus, son of God and redeemer of Mankind.

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Yen! in General
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quote:
Originally written by Desert Pl@h:

Hey, I stumped Alorael! :eek:

BTW, why would a totally communist society need money? (not that China is, of course)

And communism is bad.

It wouldn't. You'll note all of the 'communists' to date are just rampant totalitarians, such as lovely China, who we have showered praise upon for moving from communist dictatorship to capitalist dictatorship.

Also, the failing dollar is being created by the administration through a massive deficit which already sucks up 20% of our tax money and which will cause the American economy to collapse in the long run.

Fiscal conservatism rocks if you are willing to believe that 10 years from now, everything will be saved by magical leprachauns.

Also, rampant devaluation allows the GOP to foist protectionism without tariffs and effectively inflate the US currency while solving 'inflation' from an econometric standpoint.

In other words, they're beating the hell out of our economy and making it look pretty.

GDP = C + I + G + X. Consumption plus investment plus government plus foreign trade. The government is doing their even best to get X out of a trade deficit, or into a more favorable one.

While this is good for the GDP, it is bad for the consumer and the public as a whole, because it inflates the currency like a mother. Generally, the Republicans are big on doing stuff so that the economy looks good on paper and suffers in reality.

Sane thing to do here: reverse most of the Bush tax cuts, push for a national reduction of sales tax, and progressivize the tax code with the goal being a large surplus and a more dynamic economy. The poor will buy a Ford and the rich will buy a BMW, that's just how things are. Their propensity to consume is much higher and their propensity to consume domestically is nearly 1, so money which we give to them is going to be spent and re-spent over and over and over again.

Invest the surplus into various programs which are currently harshly underfunded -- social security, for instance, or education (neither teachers nor the elderly have a big tendency to save or import), or something like that. All of this will make perfect sense to those of us not still pretending America isn't part of a global economy, which the Republicans have been doing since Eisenhower.

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My birthday! in General
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quote:
Originally written by Wisemanism:
the Religion:
quote:
Originally written by Imban:

Happy birthday. Now you're one year closer to dying.
OH NOES! i'll die five years before FB does!

:/

On the plus side, you have to put up with five fewer years of FB than he does.

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Cons? in General
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quote:
Originally written by Ezrah, Kitty of Wonder ^.^:

boi
ETHNIC CLEANSING

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Cons? in General
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Ai ****ai-no, Rushiyen-chan~~

(Cross-lingual censorship is fun, especially when faintly appropriate.)

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Release date for Geneforge 3? in General
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I met someone who said 'I can't wait', and when you made him wait, he pissed himself.

Sometimes, people mean it.

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