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Captives of the turtle pit, hear ye, hear ye! in General
Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
Profile Homepage #78
"Hi, I'm Cordelia Vogel."

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What happened? in General
Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
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Reality is a HyperCard stack.

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Raven v. Writing Desk
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Thralni, you may want to look up "boi" in an English slang dictionary before you say that...

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Raven v. Writing Desk
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At this point, it seems timely to announce the latest Slarty vs. Desk.

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Raven v. Writing Desk
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quote:
Originally written by Dikiyoba:

The only one who is truly dead in Slartucker's comics is Slartucker. And he will come back.
What makes you so sure about that last part?

quote:
Originally written by Croikle:

Dikiyo-boi
Okay, that is officially the *worst* permutation of Dikiyoba's name. By many miles.

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Captives of the turtle pit, hear ye, hear ye! in General
Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
Profile Homepage #76
I could never get over his name. That went for most of Asimov's characters. I kept thinking, "what, did he just get tired of coming up with decent names, so he changed a random letter in a common name?"

Then I read one of his essays in which he explained that yes, that was exactly what he did. Pfft.

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Raven v. Writing Desk
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quote:
Originally written by Arancaytar:

quote:
Originally written by Jumpin' Salmon:

Anyhow, with new meat at work for several hours
You are forgetting that said meat has internet access at the workplace

From now on Aran, I am referring to you exclusively as MEAT.

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What's your dialect? in General
Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
Profile Homepage #16
TM, you are talking about flapping, not flipping.

Kel, too bad you didn't ask people to list the origin of their English -- not only do we have people representing many different regional variants, but we also have many non-native English speakers with varying degrees of attempts made to mimic different English speaker accents.

Rhyme: trap, bath - No/Yes (I can hear a difference in my pronounciation, but it's minor and they're definitely homophones for me)
Rhyme: father, bother - Yes
Identical: cot, caught - Yes
Rhyme: foot, goose - No
Identical: Lennon, Lenin - Yes
Identical: pin, pen - No
Identical: line, loin - No
Identical: coil, curl - No
Final vowel of "happy" rhyme with vowel of "meet" - Yes

Identical: father and farther - No
Identical: Mary, marry, merry - No
Rhyme: mirror, nearer - No, but sometimes Yes (I pronounce mirror so that it rhymes if I'm speaking very fast. Interestingly, when I was a kid I usually replaced schwa-r "-er" with "-or", which was interesting given that my name ends in schwa-r.)
Rhyme: firn, fir, fur - Yes
Identical: horse, hoarse - Yes

Rhyme: salary, celery - No
Identical: fill, feel - No
Identical: fell, fail - No
Identical: full, fool - No

Same middle consonant: Singer, finger - No
Identical: Heat, eat - No
Identical: Should've, should of - No (but the difference is actually in a contraction internal to "should" which I suspect would be replicated if I actually ever used "should of")
Identical: Wait, weight - Yes
Identical: Wine, whine - Yes

My English: Grew up in Northern California, so mostly a Western US accent, but I've spent the last 6 years in Chicago and I know some of my pronounciations have changed as a result.

[ Monday, March 20, 2006 15:29: Message edited by: Slartucker ]

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Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
Profile Homepage #23
But I thought that an unpopular vote counted for 3/5 of a regular vote?

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Raven v. Writing Desk
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Heh heh heh. Cute.
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Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
Profile Homepage #312
Dikiyoba, considering you did the exact same thing with my strip earlier today... is it really that scary?

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Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
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So basically, moderator #4 now knows too much about technology rather than biology and looks like Harry Potter rather than Macauley Culkin. All righty then :)

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Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
Profile Homepage #98
I never heard of Lazarus visiting the underworld... I mean, yeah, he died for a little while, but that's quite something else, in his tradition.

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Who is the new moderator? in General
Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
Profile Homepage #51
If you thought you were confused before Ephesos... man, I am super confused.

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Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
Profile Homepage #96
quote:
Originally written by Ephesos:

Shall we see Slartucker's journey through the underworld now?
You know, that's really not a bad idea. And I've always liked book 4 of the Aeneid. Hmm. Now, I'm gonna need a guide...

quote:
Originally written by spy-there:

[QUOTE]Originally written by Slartucker:
[qb]PS: Slarty, I wanted to ask you since long time: Are you related to Slartibartfast?

Nomenclaturally, yeah. It's a cross between that, "Starf-----", and my name. I've been using it so long and so widely that it has become pretty native to me.

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Raven v. Writing Desk
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Finally some good, old-fashioned direct damage. Yay for fakey Drakey.

Man, you're really building me up to have some kind of crazy nervous breakdown...

Edit: Spring, I think that line was referring to the front line of the noob forces.

[ Sunday, March 19, 2006 14:14: Message edited by: Slartucker ]

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Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
Profile Homepage #92
There are four new strips! I am only giving the title of the first one, to avoid spoilers.
THINK HAPPY THOUGHTS!!!!!!!
#2
#3
#4

MagmaDragoon: What Aran said. I will say, however, that I actually enjoy that kind of limitation. There are still hundreds of images to choose from, and being forced to use something that's not a perfect fit often leads to the discovery of an unlikely but poignant comparison. If I hadn't had to use that crappy mailman for Aran, I wouldn't have been able to make the crack about poser models, for instance, which in turn would have made the stick figures Avernum 4 joke weaker.

For similar reasons, I tend to find metered poetry minus the meter to be more appealing than free verse.

[ Sunday, March 19, 2006 10:35: Message edited by: Slartucker ]

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Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
Profile Homepage #84
To be fair, I am probably more doglike than TM is savantesque.

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Captives of the turtle pit, hear ye, hear ye! in General
Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
Profile Homepage #71
Oh good. I see Social Darwinism is about to have a comeback :P

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Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
Profile Homepage #82
TM doesn't cause combustion (and certainly isn't any kind of savior). If you read the previous strips, it should be extremely clear what happened.

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Is this possible? in Geneforge Series
Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
Profile Homepage #17
The drama is really worse than the grama. :P

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Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
Profile Homepage #80
Goodness gracious, great balls of fire

(Double post, after 8 hours with new content.)
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Is this possible? in Geneforge Series
Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
Profile Homepage #15
*applause*
That's quite an accomplishment. Nice work!

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Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
Profile Homepage #79
Thanks guys. I'm glad you're still enjoying the strip :)

Dikiyoba: I'm not sure what you mean about political cartoons...

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Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
Profile Homepage #39
Ed has violated the CoC far more than Argh. I agree with the Argh ban. He was out of control. But Ed has been constantly and unrelentingly provocational. He's been far more successful at it than TM, too. Despite his canned status, Ed's continued attempts to stir up flames on the boards are ignored by the mods.

I don't mind the mods exercising their judgment in terms of who to ban and who not to. I think they should (and more to the point, the CoC thinks they should). And they are under no obligation to explain their reasoning to the rest of us.

However, if they don't explain anything, and their decisions don't make sense to me, surely they will understand my skepticism.

quote:
Originally written by T_T:

Aside from his comings and goings with apologies sprinkled in liberally, what has Ed done? Being annoying is not criminal.
Taken directly from the CoC, here are some items that it seems to me Ed has violated. The first is a minor infraction, the second and third are major; the bold is Drakey's.
+ Using vulgarity and/or obscenities in any language (whether it's in the open, masked, or abbreviated)
+ Any communication that is intended to harass, belittle, humiliate, threaten or cause embarrassment to a fellow member.
+ Impersonation of another person or screen name (including "faking" a screen name by using similar-looking text characters).

The bold one is one that Ed has engaged in time and time again. I would really appreciate it if a mod would explain to me why in the world this pile of violations, repeated time and time again, even after being warned and canned, does not constitute grounds for a BAN.

-- Slartucker, who is discontent
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