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Floating terrain? in Blades of Avernum Editor
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #9
Change the boat graphic to a piece of terrain. It will float. May make the party disappear though.

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Star Bright, Star Light, Oh I Wish I May, I Wish Might, Wish For One Star Tonight.
Posts: 1084 | Registered: Thursday, November 7 2002 08:00
Floating terrain? in Blades of Avernum
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #9
Change the boat graphic to a piece of terrain. It will float. May make the party disappear though.

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Wasting your time and mine looking for a good laugh.

Star Bright, Star Light, Oh I Wish I May, I Wish Might, Wish For One Star Tonight.
Posts: 1084 | Registered: Thursday, November 7 2002 08:00
Needing Betatesters in Blades of Avernum
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #30
Looking forward to trying it out.

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Star Bright, Star Light, Oh I Wish I May, I Wish Might, Wish For One Star Tonight.
Posts: 1084 | Registered: Thursday, November 7 2002 08:00
Emerald Mountain-Lyfan in Blades of Avernum
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #6
When I found out you couldn't kill it by fighting it. I thought there was some way you could destroy the dungeon and trap it there forever maybe by turning the wheel and releasing the lava or blowing up the containers of poisonous goop. Just a thought. :rolleyes:

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Star Bright, Star Light, Oh I Wish I May, I Wish Might, Wish For One Star Tonight.
Posts: 1084 | Registered: Thursday, November 7 2002 08:00
Early Beta Test: Edge of Cipirus in Blades of Avernum
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #35
Keep the short scenarios coming. I would like to get the Edge of Cipirus soon. There should be another short coming soon by Erik Westra the guy who did the Blades of Avernum Editor Cookbook.

Anyways here goes

Name: ButteredToast
Email: wehireu@yahoo.com
Reason: Because I like to poke beasties with my old fashioned slith pitchfork. Medieval pitchforks had two tines. :cool:

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Star Bright, Star Light, Oh I Wish I May, I Wish Might, Wish For One Star Tonight.
Posts: 1084 | Registered: Thursday, November 7 2002 08:00
Why did you register here? in General
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #20
I joined because I wanted to see if I could make someone so mad they would give me one star and try to ban me. Too bad its not working. :P

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Star Bright, Star Light, Oh I Wish I May, I Wish Might, Wish For One Star Tonight.
Posts: 1084 | Registered: Thursday, November 7 2002 08:00
Who do you think will win Ansari X Prize? in General
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #0
Who do you think will win the Ansari X Prize?

The Da Vinci Project or Scaled Composites. The first launch for Scaled Composites is September 29, 2004. For the Da Vinci Project October 4, 2004.

http://www.xprize.org

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Star Bright, Star Light, Oh I Wish I May, I Wish Might, Wish For One Star Tonight.
Posts: 1084 | Registered: Thursday, November 7 2002 08:00
Emerald Mountain is Released! in Blades of Avernum
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #8
Would you like me to add to Buttered Toasts short scenario design contest? There should be at least one more new scenario coming in soon for beta testing :P . Which would make it a total of four short scenarios coming out recently.

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Star Bright, Star Light, Oh I Wish I May, I Wish Might, Wish For One Star Tonight.
Posts: 1084 | Registered: Thursday, November 7 2002 08:00
Fooling with Yahoo Groups in General
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #20
It was interesting looking at the other boards. Half of them are dead. I like playing with links in peoples footers as well. However, there does not seem to be a way to search members to see if they have links attached to their descriptions. It would be interesting to see what the links are from the various members in alphabetical order. I know there would be a few things worth looking at.

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Star Bright, Star Light, Oh I Wish I May, I Wish Might, Wish For One Star Tonight.
Posts: 1084 | Registered: Thursday, November 7 2002 08:00
Vampire in Blades of Avernum Editor
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #17
There are two historical figures where most of the vampire legends come from They are Vlad Dracul, a real person, and Countess Bathory. Vlad was a transylvanian count and crusader known for his incredible cruelty and fiercesomeness in battle. He was supposed to have impaled people on stakes. One incident has him nailing a diplomats hat to his head because he refused to take it off his head.

Countess Bathory was rumored to believe that bathing in the blood of Virgins would make her immortal. Some vampires do not drink blood. They decapitate their victims then drain the blood into pools so they can bathe in it.

There are vampires in other cultures. Chinese vampires drain the ki or life force from their victims not blood. The only way to kill them is to destroy their burial urns. They are supposed to be attracted to degenerate behavior. It would be interesting to have a vampire that drained both spell points and hit points.

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Star Bright, Star Light, Oh I Wish I May, I Wish Might, Wish For One Star Tonight.
Posts: 1084 | Registered: Thursday, November 7 2002 08:00
Vampire in Blades of Avernum
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #17
There are two historical figures where most of the vampire legends come from They are Vlad Dracul, a real person, and Countess Bathory. Vlad was a transylvanian count and crusader known for his incredible cruelty and fiercesomeness in battle. He was supposed to have impaled people on stakes. One incident has him nailing a diplomats hat to his head because he refused to take it off his head.

Countess Bathory was rumored to believe that bathing in the blood of Virgins would make her immortal. Some vampires do not drink blood. They decapitate their victims then drain the blood into pools so they can bathe in it.

There are vampires in other cultures. Chinese vampires drain the ki or life force from their victims not blood. The only way to kill them is to destroy their burial urns. They are supposed to be attracted to degenerate behavior. It would be interesting to have a vampire that drained both spell points and hit points.

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Wasting your time and mine looking for a good laugh.

Star Bright, Star Light, Oh I Wish I May, I Wish Might, Wish For One Star Tonight.
Posts: 1084 | Registered: Thursday, November 7 2002 08:00
improvements for geneforge 3.... your thoughts in Geneforge Series
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #218
I would like to be able to start as a servile-- there should be two types of serviles the character could be warrior servile and craftsman servile. Craftsman serviles should be able to make stuff like living tools, potions, wands and have good spell casting ability, etc but should have very limited shaping skills. In fact it would be interesting if they were the only ones with strong alchemy skills.

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Star Bright, Star Light, Oh I Wish I May, I Wish Might, Wish For One Star Tonight.
Posts: 1084 | Registered: Thursday, November 7 2002 08:00
improvements for geneforge 3.... your thoughts in Geneforge 2
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #218
I would like to be able to start as a servile-- there should be two types of serviles the character could be warrior servile and craftsman servile. Craftsman serviles should be able to make stuff like living tools, potions, wands and have good spell casting ability, etc but should have very limited shaping skills. In fact it would be interesting if they were the only ones with strong alchemy skills.

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Wasting your time and mine looking for a good laugh.

Star Bright, Star Light, Oh I Wish I May, I Wish Might, Wish For One Star Tonight.
Posts: 1084 | Registered: Thursday, November 7 2002 08:00
Fooling with Yahoo Groups in General
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #8
Livejournal costs to join to get full functionality. It is not free. If it costs more money than I can do something useful with I make sure that I am getting my moneys worth. Useful is a 25 cent phone call. I'm a cheap b*****d. I am curious what are the all boards for spiderweb including groups like msn, etc.

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Star Bright, Star Light, Oh I Wish I May, I Wish Might, Wish For One Star Tonight.
Posts: 1084 | Registered: Thursday, November 7 2002 08:00
Is this a bug? It seems that boats can do strange things. in Blades of Avernum
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #6
Yes, boats in Avernum are very weird. There is only one type of boat and it is always just big enough to fit your adventurers. It would be interesting to see a new boat graphic-- a slith boat, a fishing boat, or a vahnati boat.

It may also explain why the empire claims that they have conquered all of Ermariana. They do not have big enough boats to cover large distances in open water. All of the shore waters in Avernum are very calm. But, we don't know about the seas.

An interesting plot device would be a big boat designed as a building in a town... It would be the first such boat in Avernum.

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Wasting your time and mine looking for a good laugh.

Star Bright, Star Light, Oh I Wish I May, I Wish Might, Wish For One Star Tonight.
Posts: 1084 | Registered: Thursday, November 7 2002 08:00
Fooling with Yahoo Groups in General
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #0
I was fooling with
http://groups.yahoo.com

I noticed there were groups for Avernum and Spiderweb Software. Not too many members yet. Yahoo Groups is kind of like a chain letter. You ask a bunch of people to join, then you ask that each person ask a couple people to join, etc.

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Star Bright, Star Light, Oh I Wish I May, I Wish Might, Wish For One Star Tonight.
Posts: 1084 | Registered: Thursday, November 7 2002 08:00
Inner Sea in Blades of Avernum
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #0
There is no indication where any of the rivers lead in Avernum, other than the waterfall regions. Following the theme all rivers flow to the sea eventually. Is there any indication that there is an inner sea deeper in the caverns of Avernum.

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Star Bright, Star Light, Oh I Wish I May, I Wish Might, Wish For One Star Tonight.
Posts: 1084 | Registered: Thursday, November 7 2002 08:00
Decent Plot Hook in Blades of Avernum Editor
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #8
If the continent is conquered most of the non-humans, rebels, and outlaws would have been driven into the deserts and inhospitable places. Where the empire cannot go they will have to go. This should toughen them up being the survivors of imperial "killing fields". I can imagine a combination of paranoia and heavy armament.

Sliths would especially do well in deserts. They are heat resistant and very hardy. I can imagine a kind of desert slith different from the swamp sliths.

The surviving non-humans would try very hard to keep the empire out hiding their resources well.

In addition there would be the local nomads. The nomads would already have known about the empire from the non-humans creating a strong sense of hostility.

There would have to be a very strong reason to go into the deserts for the empire. The resources which stand out in the deserts of Africa-- gold and diamonds, Australia-- opals, Arabia-- oil possibly for Greek fire, dry land plants-- myrrh, cinnamon, spices and potion ingredients. Salt flats near where the desert meets the sea.

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Wasting your time and mine looking for a good laugh.

Star Bright, Star Light, Oh I Wish I May, I Wish Might, Wish For One Star Tonight.
Posts: 1084 | Registered: Thursday, November 7 2002 08:00
Decent Plot Hook in Blades of Avernum
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #8
If the continent is conquered most of the non-humans, rebels, and outlaws would have been driven into the deserts and inhospitable places. Where the empire cannot go they will have to go. This should toughen them up being the survivors of imperial "killing fields". I can imagine a combination of paranoia and heavy armament.

Sliths would especially do well in deserts. They are heat resistant and very hardy. I can imagine a kind of desert slith different from the swamp sliths.

The surviving non-humans would try very hard to keep the empire out hiding their resources well.

In addition there would be the local nomads. The nomads would already have known about the empire from the non-humans creating a strong sense of hostility.

There would have to be a very strong reason to go into the deserts for the empire. The resources which stand out in the deserts of Africa-- gold and diamonds, Australia-- opals, Arabia-- oil possibly for Greek fire, dry land plants-- myrrh, cinnamon, spices and potion ingredients. Salt flats near where the desert meets the sea.

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Wasting your time and mine looking for a good laugh.

Star Bright, Star Light, Oh I Wish I May, I Wish Might, Wish For One Star Tonight.
Posts: 1084 | Registered: Thursday, November 7 2002 08:00
Suggestion for scenario design contest. in Blades of Avernum Editor
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #27
I've told Kelandon about the judges forum. Am still looking for one-two more judges.

Some thoughts on the challenges in the scenario.

1) The outdoor section will have to be either surrounded by high walls or possibly water then blackness. I think water might add an interesting effect to the outdoor section.

2) I think that you may have to use the Louvre for pictures of some of the new items or creatures. http://www.personal.psu.edu/staff/b/x/bxb11/boa/louvre/

3) There is going to have to be a transition between levels for the two level structure.

These are a few thoughts.

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Star Bright, Star Light, Oh I Wish I May, I Wish Might, Wish For One Star Tonight.
Posts: 1084 | Registered: Thursday, November 7 2002 08:00
Suggestion for scenario design contest. in Blades of Avernum
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #27
I've told Kelandon about the judges forum. Am still looking for one-two more judges.

Some thoughts on the challenges in the scenario.

1) The outdoor section will have to be either surrounded by high walls or possibly water then blackness. I think water might add an interesting effect to the outdoor section.

2) I think that you may have to use the Louvre for pictures of some of the new items or creatures. http://www.personal.psu.edu/staff/b/x/bxb11/boa/louvre/

3) There is going to have to be a transition between levels for the two level structure.

These are a few thoughts.

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Wasting your time and mine looking for a good laugh.

Star Bright, Star Light, Oh I Wish I May, I Wish Might, Wish For One Star Tonight.
Posts: 1084 | Registered: Thursday, November 7 2002 08:00
Suggestion for scenario design contest. in Blades of Avernum Editor
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #15
It would be fine to make a plot uniting all four aspects of the short scenario.

I have set a date of August 17, 2004 for submissions.

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Wasting your time and mine looking for a good laugh.

Star Bright, Star Light, Oh I Wish I May, I Wish Might, Wish For One Star Tonight.
Posts: 1084 | Registered: Thursday, November 7 2002 08:00
Suggestion for scenario design contest. in Blades of Avernum
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #15
It would be fine to make a plot uniting all four aspects of the short scenario.

I have set a date of August 17, 2004 for submissions.

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Wasting your time and mine looking for a good laugh.

Star Bright, Star Light, Oh I Wish I May, I Wish Might, Wish For One Star Tonight.
Posts: 1084 | Registered: Thursday, November 7 2002 08:00
Suggestion for scenario design contest. in Blades of Avernum Editor
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #11
I haven't even figured out who the judges are yet. This is all new to me. I also have to figure out prizes. I think there should be about 4-5 judges.

Here is the first try at a web page for the contest. http://butterytoast.tripod.com/

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Wasting your time and mine looking for a good laugh.

Star Bright, Star Light, Oh I Wish I May, I Wish Might, Wish For One Star Tonight.
Posts: 1084 | Registered: Thursday, November 7 2002 08:00
Suggestion for scenario design contest. in Blades of Avernum
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #11
I haven't even figured out who the judges are yet. This is all new to me. I also have to figure out prizes. I think there should be about 4-5 judges.

Here is the first try at a web page for the contest. http://butterytoast.tripod.com/

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Wasting your time and mine looking for a good laugh.

Star Bright, Star Light, Oh I Wish I May, I Wish Might, Wish For One Star Tonight.
Posts: 1084 | Registered: Thursday, November 7 2002 08:00

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