Episode 5: 'Spiderweb Resistance'.

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Very nice indeed.

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I've just finished reading through the thread archives for episode 1. I never knew that Ed was the catalyst for this...

Regardless, I look forward to seeing how this one turns out, and to actually getting a review in this time before it gets spammed up.

Finally, I expect more Ur-Noob.

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quote:
Originally written by Nioca:

I expect more Ur-Noob.
I expect this to be your review. :P

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My signature is updated, the broken link is fixed, and moving Episode 3 is on my to-do list (so we all know what that means. :P ).

Originally by Drew:

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Is *someone* a Battlestar Galactica fan? I recall something similar happening in the pen-penultimate episode of Season 3. :)
Never watched it. Link me to the episode in question, please.

Originally by Emperor Tullegolar:

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If only the rest of you weren't so damn nondescript.
Oh, come on. Salmon wears a red slip underneath his fishing outfit. Delicious Vlish is a vlish wearing a kilt. Jeran carries a sword slung across his back big enough to keep three chiropractors in business. You just lack imagination. Either that, or the guts. :P

That said, Dikiyoba certainly doesn't mind you or any one else making illustrations. Though, this being Spiderweb, perhaps Dikiyoba should say appropriate illustrations.

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You named the easy ones! What do Synergy and Randomizer look like? Kelandon? What about yourself? Straight up fyora or more human? Slith-like perhaps?

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Yeah, but it's not my slip. A person gets up early to go fishing, and doesn't always grab the right set of garments...

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quote:
Jeran carries a sword slung across his back big enough to keep three psychoanalysts in business.
There, fixed.

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quote:
Originally written by Arancaytar:

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Jeran carries a sword slung across his back big enough to keep three psychoanalysts in business.
There, fixed.

That's twice in a week my joke has been used before I had time to post it.

Drats.

Rortegor: It's really not that difficult to find one or two defining characteristics for the more prominent members.

[ Saturday, March 22, 2008 03:23: Message edited by: Johnny The Horse. ]

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quote:
Originally written by Jumpin' Salmon:

Yeah, but it's not my slip. A person gets up early to go fishing, and doesn't always grab the right set of garments...
Is it Andraste's red slip? That raises interesting questions. :P

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Originally written by Sir Dikiyoba:

My signature is updated, the broken link is fixed, and moving Episode 3 is on my to-do list (so we all know what that means. :P ).

Originally by Drew:

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Is *someone* a Battlestar Galactica fan? I recall something similar happening in the pen-penultimate episode of Season 3. :)
Never watched it. Link me to the episode in question, please.

Originally by Emperor Tullegolar:

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If only the rest of you weren't so damn nondescript.
Oh, come on. Salmon wears a red slip underneath his fishing outfit. Delicious Vlish is a vlish wearing a kilt. Jeran carries a sword slung across his back big enough to keep three chiropractors in business. You just lack imagination. Either that, or the guts. :P

That said, Dikiyoba certainly doesn't mind you or any one else making illustrations. Though, this being Spiderweb, perhaps Dikiyoba should say appropriate illustrations.

It's not that big! I do not want to be another rut in the lane of Final Fantasy Rip-offs! :P

Actually, if I rumage around enough I might be able to upload his proper pictures. However it would be miserably slow considering I'm using a 64K ISDN Line.

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You can't make any pictures of me? You must be very challenged then. :P

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Originally by Emperor Tullegolar:

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You named the easy ones! What do Synergy and Randomizer look like? Kelandon? What about yourself? Straight up fyora or more human? Slith-like perhaps?
Synergy. Agent or infiltrator outfit. Randomizer. Servile. Very short. Currently glowing white. Kelandon. Not too sure, but human and carries a slith spear. Throw in some Roman armor or something.

Dikiyoba. Original trilogy fyora. Green. Baseball cap.

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quote:
Originally written by Arancaytar:

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Originally written by Jumpin' Salmon:

Yeah, but it's not my slip. A person gets up early to go fishing, and doesn't always grab the right set of garments...
Is it Andraste's red slip? That raises interesting questions. :P

Whoa there - Salmon is married, Aran. Let's keep the implications civil. :)

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Originally written by Nija:

It's not that big! I do not want to be another rut in the lane of Final Fantasy Rip-offs! :P
If you don't want to be considered a Final Fantasy rip-off, don't post like one.

[ Saturday, March 22, 2008 10:33: Message edited by: Drew ]
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Yeah, were I ever to be so emotionally retarded as to cheat on my wife, it certainly wouldn't be with one of my Facebook friends. Hello! Paper trail!

Duh.

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quote:
Originally written by Arancaytar:

quote:
Originally written by Jumpin' Salmon:

Yeah, but it's not my slip. A person gets up early to go fishing, and doesn't always grab the right set of garments...
Is it Andraste's red slip? That raises interesting questions. :P

:(

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EDIT: *Nukes post*

[ Sunday, March 23, 2008 06:42: Message edited by: Jeran Korak ]

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quote:
Originally written by Andraste:

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Originally written by Arancaytar:

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Originally written by Jumpin' Salmon:

Yeah, but it's not my slip. A person gets up early to go fishing, and doesn't always grab the right set of garments...
Is it Andraste's red slip? That raises interesting questions. :P

:(

*stands clear*

The beatings may now commence. Aaaand… FIGHT!

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Originally written by Jeran Korak:

You all realise that Salmon are known to have several thousand (hundred thousand?) childern each year?
Incorrect.

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Originally written by Jeran Korak:

Actually that explains quite a bit, Salmon also are forced to flock back to their birth-place to spawn, which is obviously why he's still around after all this time :P
Incorrect.

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Originally written by Jeran Korak:

Oh, and is it my imagination or is Drew violently seeking my destruction in this dimensional plane of reality?
Incorrect. There is no implicit violence.

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quote:
Originally written by Jumpin' Salmon:

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Originally written by Jeran Korak:

You all realise that Salmon are known to have several thousand (hundred thousand?) childern each year?
Incorrect.

quote:
Originally written by Jeran Korak:

Actually that explains quite a bit, Salmon also are forced to flock back to their birth-place to spawn, which is obviously why he's still around after all this time :P
Incorrect.

quote:
Originally written by Jeran Korak:

Oh, and is it my imagination or is Drew violently seeking my destruction in this dimensional plane of reality?
Incorrect. There is no implicit violence.

Jeran: :P

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Originally written by Jeran Korak:

Oh, and is it my imagination or is Drew violently seeking my destruction in this dimensional plane of reality?
And here I was thinking I'd be easier to figure out than that. I wish no one "destruction in this dimensional plane of reality" because that doesn't make sense - it's a web forum. I merely wish that you would post a little more sensibly. You don't need to worry about talking about swords and stuff like that, or bragging about your video game accomplishments; none of that is impressing anyone here. There is a time and a place for those things (RPs for one), but generally that time and place isn't in most of the topics in this particular forum.

Just try being more thoughtful when you post. All of us would appreciate it, I guarantee, because obviously, we can't make you go away; you're the only one who can do that, and you *will*, if you keep on with your typical behavior. Remember all those posts you've made about getting banned from other forums? Think about why that has happened, and then learn from those lessons.

You obviously have a vivid imagination, and that's great. Just try to channel it a little more reasonably and appropriately. You're from Ireland, and that's cool. I'm certain that most of us are much more interested in your perspective on things about the real world than we are about you pretending to have a giant Final Fantasy-style sword.

[ Saturday, March 22, 2008 14:54: Message edited by: Drew ]
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Originally written by Jumpin' Salmon:

Yeah, were I ever to be so emotionally retarded as to cheat on my wife, it certainly wouldn't be with one of my Facebook friends. Hello! Paper trail!

Duh.

But you already cheated on her with me, Salmon. Although I suppose we weren't Facebook friends at the time...

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And now we are Facespace friends, so no more cheating. I'm glad we can both appreciate the intricacies of this ... thing.
:)

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Hmm. Now, am I a bad guy or not? I like that - keeps people on their toes. Veeery sneaky.

Also, apparently you can use Alorael's photo of himself for me as well. Same result, see?

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Originally written by Drew:


You obviously have a vivid imagination, and that's great. Just try to channel it a little more reasonably and appropriately. You're from Ireland, and that's cool. I'm certain that most of us are much more interested in your perspective on things about the real world than we are about you pretending to have a giant Final Fantasy-style sword.

While I appriciate what you are trying to say, may I just state.

IT IS NOT A BLOODY FINAL FANTASY SWORD!!!!I CANNOT OVERSTATE THIS ENOUGH!

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You do realize, Jeran, that by saying this over and over, you are absolutely guaranteeing that everyone will hold it true that you have a giant Final Fantasy type sword?

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