What Kinds of Girls do you Like?

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I have been described as "hot" and "cute" by several of my friends (female, of course), and "handsome" by my older relatives. That's as specific as I can get; I don't look draconic, or reptilian, or canine, or feline, or anything like that. Poor me.

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Pretty much everyone in my immediate family has called me "cute," or some other brand of compliment on physical appearance over the years. Of my (male) friends, several find me at least mildly attractive, and a few have repeatedly expressed their admiration for my looks. I've had a few women tell me they found me good-looking, as well, but in a few of those cases they had been put on the proverbial spot and may not have answered in an entirely truthful manner. In terms of an animal resemblance, I am perhaps slightly fox-ish or weasel-like. When I'm clean shaven, which is almost never nowadays, I appear at least a few years younger than my age, and possess a vaguely professorial countenance. However, when my moustache and beard are well-trimmed, I am the choiciest of rakes. It still doesn't work with women, though. I'll never figure that out, I suppose.

[ Sunday, February 22, 2004 10:24: Message edited by: A Stughalfian Principle ]

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hey logo u work 4 da nomoxxx ppl rite yea well tell them to get their site up so that ppl can actulalyy reead their ads and maek deczixsions k thx

Also, I've been called "30 cents (in lenght) nicer than once of my friends" by a girl. That of course only compensates the fact that I'm 10 cents shorter than the particular friend of mine. IMAGE(What Kinds of Girls do you Like (8)_files/tongue.gif)

[ Sunday, February 22, 2004 11:44: Message edited by: KommandoV ]

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quote:
hey logo u work 4 da nomoxxx ppl rite yea well tell them to get their site up so that ppl can actulalyy reead their ads and maek deczixsions k thx
I think what you meant to say was:

Hey Logo, you work for the Nomox people right? Yeah, well tell them to get their site up so that people can actually read their ads and make decisions. Ok, thanks.

This has probably been the most popular topic in the entire world of messageboards. Ever.

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Are you really that goddamn stupid? Inquiring minds wish to know.

Also, no, it's not even close.

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I wonder, what kind of girls would be attracted to such impatience (above post)?
And I wonder whether this selectivity about communication partners is really intended.

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Wisdom grows from trying to find structure in our experience - looking backwards in time - while living goes forward.
Theories are expectations that help us live forward - like possible ways to put the mosaic together. If they are worth the effort to remember, they should predict something and in case the prediction does not work out with time they should autodestruct.
And then there is something that we cannot test - something we have inherited in form of customs, attitudes, culture and the spirit of stories told and retold - that is like our individual SQUARE ONE.
This runs deeper than we can know.
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Impatience? My best guess would be dead ones.

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Impatience? My best guess would be that you should get a clue. ^_____^

[edit:] wider smile lol

[ Monday, February 23, 2004 11:55: Message edited by: The Most Guru of the Gurus ]

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quote:
The Most Guru of the Gurus wrote:
Are you really that goddamn stupid? Inquiring minds wish to know.

My best guess would be that you should get a clue. ^_____^

[edit:] wider smile lol

Is the strident cryptic tone here meant to leave newbies puzzled, feeling small und ugly in front of The Most Guru of Guru?

[ Monday, February 23, 2004 14:41: Message edited by: yet another procrastinator ]

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Wisdom grows from trying to find structure in our experience - looking backwards in time - while living goes forward.
Theories are expectations that help us live forward - like possible ways to put the mosaic together. If they are worth the effort to remember, they should predict something and in case the prediction does not work out with time they should autodestruct.
And then there is something that we cannot test - something we have inherited in form of customs, attitudes, culture and the spirit of stories told and retold - that is like our individual SQUARE ONE.
This runs deeper than we can know.
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Morgan's theory holds true if you believe that opposites attract, but I think that small children, or for those with real get up and go, grizzly bears are perfectly viable alternatives.

And of course trees, fruit, Mexicans and other non-sentient creatures.

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I appreciate your sarcastic advice about grizzlies and non-sentient beings for desperate emergencies. May internet pictures and certain games scavenge the desperate drive of the shy guys and distract them from sticking it everywhere they can imagine without bothering to ask (being too shy).

Would it help you to share any personal experiences here that might be compatible with the policies of this board?

Many Mexicans (beware of the burly ones in particular) will probably take exception to be subsumed in this way and rightfully so.

As for the kids you mentioned, let me get serious.
This is not funny. Are you a small child or would you want to be looked upon as the opposite?
Would you want to explain about your "reasonable morality" in this context?

[ Monday, February 23, 2004 15:20: Message edited by: yet another procrastinator ]

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Wisdom grows from trying to find structure in our experience - looking backwards in time - while living goes forward.
Theories are expectations that help us live forward - like possible ways to put the mosaic together. If they are worth the effort to remember, they should predict something and in case the prediction does not work out with time they should autodestruct.
And then there is something that we cannot test - something we have inherited in form of customs, attitudes, culture and the spirit of stories told and retold - that is like our individual SQUARE ONE.
This runs deeper than we can know.
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quote:
Is the strident cryptic tone here meant to leave newbies puzzled, feeling small und ugly in front of The Most Guru of Guru?

Everything make newbies feel small and confused. I know I was was often confused in the early days. I still am. Oh well. IMAGE(What Kinds of Girls do you Like (8)_files/tongue.gif)

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I'm just too selfish to be Zen. I mean, once you lose yourself and reach total enlightenment you don't care what the answer was in the first place. Ultimately a few good friends and a bag of Doritos is a better investment.

There is no such thing as an over-active imagination.

Hmm... These games are addictive and quite possibly dangerous. I fear the FDA will start regulating RPGs.
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quote:
Originally written by antisocialdragon:

quote: Is the strident cryptic tone here meant to leave newbies puzzled, feeling small und ugly in front of The Most Guru of Guru?

Everything make newbies feel small and confused. I know I was was often confused in the early days. I still am. Oh well. IMAGE(What Kinds of Girls do you Like (8)_files/tongue.gif)[/quote]True nuff dat

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Dear Mr. YetOneWhoHasBeenSelfCastrated, I'm not going to turn any nicer just because you happen to be a newbie. Now could you please consider spending your time on better issues than whining about what I do. It's a big waste of time, for both of us. Thanks in advance, die in a hole.

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[edit:] one exclamation mark changed to a comma.

[ Tuesday, February 24, 2004 07:16: Message edited by: The Most Guru of the Gurus ]

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I think I liked TGM better when he directed his anger inwards.

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Anger?

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Your two-fisted fury.

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Well, for newbie bashing, TM and Alec are more than enough. TGM was, indeed, more charming when his posts were mostly reprocessed pork meat.

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Or so they say.

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Originally written by Logalot^2:

Well, for newbie bashing, TM and Alec are more than enough. TGM was, indeed, more charming when his posts were mostly reprocessed pork meat.
Flaming can indeed be an art, in my opinion, and TGM is one of the finest flamers I have ever had the pleasure to know. A simple one- or two-word insult is the easiest thing in the world to create and throw out, but truly humorous and powerful flaming is an undeniable art which hardly receives its due in this day and age of sensitivity and sheltering.

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I agree, although cruel hearted, TGM certainly has a knack for it. Bravo.

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Alec's style in crushing the weak is truly spectacular when he puts some effort into it. His two-fisted fury gets my vote in the flaming contest. Not that I want to encourage such behavior, mind you...

—Alorael, who is allowed to appreciate the aesthetics of a well-crafted implement of destruction without approving of violence. And Alec's posts certainly draw blood!
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Why does this thread make me want to quote queer Misfits songs?
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