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The Sucia Archives in Geneforge Series
Jeran Korak
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 written Monday, April 14 2008 02:04 Profile #3
Erm...let me in on the joke?

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Shaping Spawners in Geneforge 4: Rebellion
Jeran Korak
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 written Monday, April 14 2008 00:20 Profile #16
But completely game-breaking.

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About my scenario in Blades of Avernum
Jeran Korak
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 written Monday, April 14 2008 00:17 Profile #9
Has anyone noticed how Iffy seems...changed, since his last appearance? Mind you, he has only made a few posts, however they have been shorter, to the point, even slightly threatening (If you know what kind of threatening I mean, but I'm not exactly sure so you might as well ignore that last bit).

Seems like this experience he will not elaborate on has changed him.

...What? So sue me, I like conspiracy theories.

Anyway, downloading the scenario tonight. Not had much free time recently.

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Episode 5: 'Spiderweb Resistance'. in General
Jeran Korak
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 written Monday, April 14 2008 00:10 Profile #170
quote:
Originally written by Arancaytar:

Seran Korak?
Leave my wife out of this, you low-firing thief!

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Future Series - What Would You Like? in General
Jeran Korak
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 written Monday, April 14 2008 00:08 Profile #26
quote:
Originally written by Kinggolden:

There's a game. It's called Kingdom of Loathing. None of you have ever heard of it, most likely. I mean, if you had you'd have a clan, and I've checked all sorts of potential names. (The Vogelites, The Spiderwebers, GIFTS, Spiderweb Alliance, etc.)

Anyways, a satirical game like that, filled with all sorts of hidden references, (general and Spidweb-specific) and tons of Vogelite humor would be perfect. I'm sure that, if Jeff put his mind to it, he could make a hilarious game with an epic plot.
Got a link? If it requires no special software, I could use something to fill in the school hours.

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While We Wait for the Next Chapter in General
Jeran Korak
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 written Sunday, April 13 2008 23:34 Profile #57
Why, why do you keep rising to my bait, intentional or unintentional, so easily? If I said rain was wet you would probably attempt to come up with some unimaginative reply to counter me.

Oh well, don't stop now, I quite enjoy watching your attempts. It makes a change from casting Dominate Monster on level 8 repeat-spawn haXXors. I look forward to your horrifically witty and inevitably devastating reply with trepidation.

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While We Wait for the Next Chapter in General
Jeran Korak
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 written Sunday, April 13 2008 13:32 Profile #52
quote:
Originally written by Arancaytar:

quote:
Originally written by Jeran Korak:

quote:
Originally written by Drew:


Nija: Stat-wanking is idiotic.
Here are the stats of my sword.

Plus, my name is not Nija.
Heeey, I know your game. You're deliberately trying to make us ridicule you by pretending to be stupid. I'm not gonna fall for that anymore.
I'm not pretending to be stupid, in fact I have no idea how any of my former post(s) was in any way stupid, it was in fact a detailed and comprehensive comeback against a person whom I consider a mild scource of entertainment. Plus, I had some time on my hands.

EDIT: Oh, Randomizer, I find a lot of these errors can be overcome by using Ctrl-C on your highlighted post before submitting it. Just something that might help you.

[ Sunday, April 13, 2008 13:35: Message edited by: Jeran Korak ]

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No hope for the damned RP [OOC] in General
Jeran Korak
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 written Sunday, April 13 2008 06:34 Profile #84
Dimensional jumping was always a ***** for me. It gets easier after the first few thousand, but by that time your so devoid from the actual experiance you have to jump into a lake to remind yourself that rain falls down, not up.

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While We Wait for the Next Chapter in General
Jeran Korak
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 written Sunday, April 13 2008 06:30 Profile #42
quote:
Originally written by Drew:


EDIT: Also, Nija: bragging about a sword you have in a game where you can edit the item into existence is pretty sad. Oops! I just created a +12 hackmaster with Uber-leet level drain +90 and +38 acid viral infection bonus. I so pwn yoo.
Uber-Leet is not part of the character files, so therefore cannot be added. Plus a 90+ bonus is an unsupported variable, so A) Does not exist within game mechanics and B) Wouldn't work anyway. The same goes for the 38+

Viral infection however, since most people at that time thought that diseases were spread by foul air, this integer would naturally be a serious atmosphere-buster. However, in its place there are weapon properties that allow for a variety of magical and non-magical diseases. Soldier Shakes for example, is typically DC-18 and results in high levels of STR and CON reduction, as well as movement penalties.

Devouring Maggots have somewhat the same effect, however they are classified as a demonic infection, therefore the DC is much higher to cure, also on major infestations the target must make a FORT save every so often or die.

Plus, I acquired the weapon by first forging the base components with a DC-24 Crafting check (Rolled a natural 16+38 on my crafting check) to create a Masterwork Greatsword, then had to remember that the primary server craftsman lives in Germany, time my login to his login, phoney up 500.000GP for the Enhancement Bonus, then use a mixture of skeleton knuckles, bodak skulls and the essence of a corrupted Wright to achieve the negative energy damage. The 6+ AB came from the Masterwork crafting, combined with the weight limitation, factoring in my characters Dexterity bonus against Armour Class and bonus feats acquired during epic levels. This brings my AB level to 53/48/43/38/34, the extra 3+ AB coming from my prestige classes and the latent dodge bonus incurred by having racial type (elf) and the Mobility feat. This however is voided when wearing Plate-Mail or any armour with a maximum dexterity bonus of 3 or lower.

Plus, my name is not Nija.

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While We Wait for the Next Chapter in General
Jeran Korak
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 written Saturday, April 12 2008 09:24 Profile #17
My revenge shall be prolonged, diminutive cretins.

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No hope for the damned RP [OOC] in General
Jeran Korak
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 written Saturday, April 12 2008 07:29 Profile #82
I can only post when the timeline moves forward, otherwise I'll be back at the village the day before I started. Unless you all want an horrifically out-of-world-setting event.

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While We Wait for the Next Chapter in General
Jeran Korak
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 written Saturday, April 12 2008 06:38 Profile #11
Might I also note that I swapped Greatswords recently? The new animal is much thinner and gains an extra 4+ to beat damage reduction.
On that same scale it also losses extra melee damage (Slashing) but gains a 5+ to attack rolls due to masterwork crafting. I also altered the 15+ acid damage to 10+ Negative Energy damage.

-J

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No hope for the damned RP [OOC] in General
Jeran Korak
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 written Friday, April 11 2008 09:06 Profile #77
*Died for being quite stupid*

[ Friday, April 11, 2008 10:27: Message edited by: Jeran Korak ]

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No hope for the damned RP [OOC] in General
Jeran Korak
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 written Thursday, April 10 2008 23:24 Profile #74
I'd be slightly amazed if FF is even reading this anymore, considering the incredible number of posts in the IC thread recently. The mind boggles.

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The Time has Come in General
Jeran Korak
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 written Thursday, April 10 2008 05:06 Profile #140
I think I disliked you because you reminded me of the Lich that everyone loved (Please, don't ask). Now I see your argument makes perfect sense. You have my support.

EDIT: You have a point...

[ Thursday, April 10, 2008 06:27: Message edited by: Jeran Korak ]

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The Time has Come in General
Jeran Korak
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 written Thursday, April 10 2008 00:13 Profile #133
*Cough*

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The Time has Come in General
Jeran Korak
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 written Wednesday, April 9 2008 10:46 Profile #104
quote:
Originally written by LakiRa@:

quote:
Originally written by Jeran:

Fat chance with the history that currently only tracks the last 50 posts
It probably suits you :P

p.s I only said it sucks
How dare you rationalize yourself in front of me!

*Checks stats*

Oh dear, I seem to have exhausted my lore: (What the hell I'm talking about) uses for today. It feels vaguely terrifying...all alone in the sea of darkness. Will saves all round!

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The Time has Come in General
Jeran Korak
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 written Wednesday, April 9 2008 07:56 Profile #93
quote:
Originally written by Andraste:

Fat chance seeing the content of the posts that some people make.
Really makes you wonder about the stability of the human condition don't it?

Oh well, more coffee please.

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The Time has Come in General
Jeran Korak
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 written Wednesday, April 9 2008 07:00 Profile #90
Fat chance with the history that currently only tracks the last 50 posts.

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The Time has Come in General
Jeran Korak
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 written Wednesday, April 9 2008 03:54 Profile #86
quote:
Originally written by Drew:

I know from sarcasm, and that wasn't sarcasm, Jeran. Sarcasm entails a certain amount of wit that your post lacked. The result is that you end up sounding foolish as opposed to sarcastic. Here's a hint: don't post as though you exist in a violent, sophomoric medieval fantasy world - because you don't - and your wit will be much, much more evident to all of us.

I'm just certain you'll understand this.
Blasphemy! Assassins, I want him alive, or in a matchbox!

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The Time has Come in General
Jeran Korak
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 written Wednesday, April 9 2008 00:33 Profile #84
How I wish there were more mental domination spells in the Spiderweb Universe...I could have been a god with enough Epic Spell: Enslavement Eternal scribed scrolls.

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Another picture thread. in General
Jeran Korak
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 written Wednesday, April 9 2008 00:24 Profile #52
quote:
Originally written by We Didn't Shard of Fire:

quote:
Originally written by Jeran Korak:

I hope that was a joke...
Uhh, what was a joke just now?
Nothing, just a rather stupid mistake on my part.

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The Time has Come in General
Jeran Korak
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 written Tuesday, April 8 2008 23:29 Profile #82
quote:
Originally written by Drew:

quote:
Originally written by Jeran Korak:

I prepare for the day I may deliver the death-blow with great gusto.
You prepare in vain. Also, were you the one to break Jeff's forum, he'd have a cause of action against you, buddy.
Yep, sarcasm is dead.

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Another picture thread. in General
Jeran Korak
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 written Tuesday, April 8 2008 00:48 Profile #48
I hope that was a joke...

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While We Wait for the Next Chapter in General
Jeran Korak
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 written Monday, April 7 2008 23:26 Profile #3
Wouldn't this count as a posting game? Maybe we could run a word association game on the side, seeing as insanity is already visible in the distance and drawing closer at Mark II

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