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Episode 5: 'Spiderweb Resistance'. in General
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EDIT: *Nukes post*

[ Sunday, March 23, 2008 06:42: Message edited by: Jeran Korak ]

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You already are. *Returns to making arcane gestures at the moniter*

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Originally written by Jumpin' Salmon:

You know stareye is messing about just to render all of our posts obsolete.

Well fine. This will never be obsolete.

Stareye is a Dunder-head.

IÀ!

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No hope for the damned RP [IC] in General
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Over his incredibly long life, Jeran had acquired many skills; patience was not one of them. For a man who had fought hundred-foot flame-spewing demons of elemental terror and had been known to kill superior enemies by talking at them until their brains exploded he had an annoying talent of completely losing himself in the spur of the moment. Now was the moment, and the spur was very literal.

The cliff; was. It was a massive V-shaped depression dropping almost vertically downwards for almost a hundred metres as the land fell away to the wilderness of the lowlands. It was ringed by miles of scrawny woodland which sloped strongly downwards as they to met up with the lowlands. However, in a display of true J logic, the traveller had opted for the far harder, but potentially EXTREMELY fast way of descent, which was by climbing down the cliff. Now that he regarded it from several metres down he began noticing the curious little tells-tales, the little hints. This cliff was unnatural; it had been made by something. And that something had either been using a lot of force, or been travelling at several thousand miles an hour and weighing several thousand tons.

And had exploded on impact…

Jeran edged his incredibly precarious way along the narrow outcropping of rock that would lead him downwards. The tiny path had apparently been frequented by goats once, which was why he had not yet become an extremely wide blue splatter on the rocks below. He was about halfway down now, and was it not for the exposed bedrock below him would probably have jumped the rest of the way.

The opportunity arrived in the form of a tinkling by his ear. He turned his head, then looked down. A small rock was bouncing merrily along, dislodging the occasional stream of shale or smashing a sheet of ancient slate. He looked up again.

“Shi-i-i-i…” He croaked, and jumped. The avalanche fell like a force of nature, and indeed it was. On the scale of avalanches, it was quite a poor one, only a few tons of falling rock sliding down the Cliffside. It was however, just enough. Jeran plunged like one of the stones so eager to introduce themselves to him. He had calculated that it would take about ten seconds to reach the bottom, and his hand lashed out at the rockface as he passed minus five, grasping hold of a narrow outcropping. Pain shot through his wrist, but it was mostly from rock burns, Jeran weighed significantly less then standard humanoids. As the shale-storm swept relentlessly towards him he let go again, letting himself drop the last few metres. Once again the weight factor played in his favour, but only slightly. He hit the rock perfectly, but that didn’t stop the shock badly bruising his shoulder and arm. Grunting in pain he lurched out of the way just as the avalanche came thundering down on the spot were he’d been situated less then a second ago.

He pulled himself upright, clutching his damaged arm and swearing. He looked up, and swore again. The cliff was a blind, around it the path stretched gently downwards until it reached the lowlands. Now he actually had to climb upwards to return to the path. At least his injury would heal within a day or so, and his equipment was intact. He snarled an ancient curse at the sky and began climbing.

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Episode 5: 'Spiderweb Resistance'. in General
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Originally written by Sir Dikiyoba:

My signature is updated, the broken link is fixed, and moving Episode 3 is on my to-do list (so we all know what that means. :P ).

Originally by Drew:

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Is *someone* a Battlestar Galactica fan? I recall something similar happening in the pen-penultimate episode of Season 3. :)
Never watched it. Link me to the episode in question, please.

Originally by Emperor Tullegolar:

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If only the rest of you weren't so damn nondescript.
Oh, come on. Salmon wears a red slip underneath his fishing outfit. Delicious Vlish is a vlish wearing a kilt. Jeran carries a sword slung across his back big enough to keep three chiropractors in business. You just lack imagination. Either that, or the guts. :P

That said, Dikiyoba certainly doesn't mind you or any one else making illustrations. Though, this being Spiderweb, perhaps Dikiyoba should say appropriate illustrations.

It's not that big! I do not want to be another rut in the lane of Final Fantasy Rip-offs! :P

Actually, if I rumage around enough I might be able to upload his proper pictures. However it would be miserably slow considering I'm using a 64K ISDN Line.

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His highness has no objections *Waves hands in a dismissing gesture*

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Photos of Blood Gulch in General
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Originally written by Chicken:

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Originally written by Jeran Korak:

I KNOW LIKE WOW WHY DONT WE ALL JUST POST RANDOM TRASH REPEAT REPEAT LINKS IMAGES CRASHSLASHDOTBANG TO LIKE TOTALLY OVERWHELM THIS ENTIRE FORUM AND BRING ABOUT NEW AGE AGE NEW AGE GUYS??????? DISCUSS??????????
QFT

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Oh god. I actually did that. I feel dirty now.

I find myself at a loss to explain this particular jazzy term, I therefore request enlightenment.

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Cry havoc...and if you can't cry havoc, cry something more original!
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I KNOW LIKE WOW WHY DONT WE ALL JUST POST RANDOM TRASH REPEAT REPEAT LINKS IMAGES CRASHSLASHDOTBANG TO LIKE TOTALLY OVERWHELM THIS ENTIRE FORUM AND BRING ABOUT NEW AGE AGE NEW AGE GUYS??????? DISCUSS??????????

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*Is astonished*

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Cry havoc...and if you can't cry havoc, cry something more original!
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A Question in General
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I can actually write 1337 Speak, which is a laungage in itself. I am also learning Drow, Elvish and Novah (sp?). I was thinking of Klingon afterwards, but I might switch to french if I want to seriously swear at someone in a more recognized laungage.

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No hope for the damned RP [OOC] in General
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I'm finishing mine as I type this.

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Episode 5: 'Spiderweb Resistance'. in General
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Has anyone ever considered transfering Episode 3 to the current occupational page of all four other Episodes? Or at the very least added a link to said area so we can all view said Episode without continuity errors?

Oh, and I have yet to learn what a Reaperdisk is.

Plus I have been using IÀ as my personal battlecry on NwN for over three years. It's only within the time I've come here that I have included various obscure references to gian squid and the Great White One. This can have the double effect of causing my enemies to run away screaming and my allies to run away screaming.

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Behold II in General
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Bring it on! I shall slaughter you like all the rest! And should I fail to slaughter them, then I shall crush them under the stunning force of my total disconnection with reality.

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Originally written by Excalibur:

I suppose I should actually read the previous episodes, as I found it a bit confusing.

Now I must shield myself from the shocked responses.

Like mine! *Stabs madly*

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Cry n00b and let slip the needle/ferrets! IÀ IÀ!

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Originally written by Emperor Tullegolar:

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Salmon:
His presence here is tolerated, much like that of a servile in Shaper lands, but remains tenuous as he is a Taker.
You really know how to piss me off. Maybe I will give you less than three after all.

And Jeran, my death may be preordained, but you certainly won't be the one to take me out. Only another Tullegolite could ever defeat me.

I'll be sure to tell him you said so!

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Originally written by Jumpin' Salmon:

All this squabbling has eror laughing at us. Stymie his plans by standing firm, together, against his onslaughts. His ordering of us can not create distention, at least publicly. His presence here is tolerated, much like that of a servile in Shaper lands, but remains tenuous as he is a Taker. :P
Show his medal box to the voters! IÀ IÀ!

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No hope for the damned RP [OOC] in General
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I'm still in, but I have another three pages on my other RP's to go first. But I should have something within the next day or so, maybe sooner.

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Behold II in General
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Originally written by The Blasphemer:

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His Dimension:
Next.
I am the omega, there is no next.



Pathetic, you can't even think up an original answer. I've travelled across universes and fought beings of such power and madness that they could have swatted this dimension like a fly and barely notice they'd done it. You are little more then a sparrow that thinks it's a hawk, you will be crushed in time, death shall not be your release, your hopes, dreams, desires, sexual fantasies and delusions of power will be torn from your screaming desiccated face neuron by neuron to be perverted and crushed in every way the physical mind can comprehend before being obliterated forever. Then you shall die, slowly, in a tomb of your own insanity. And I shall be there to watch every minute of it, and when over I shall grant you the small favour of slaughtering those beings that would do this to you so that every memory of your unremarkable existence will be forgotten forever.

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Behold II in General
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Next.

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A Question in General
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I play quite a few NwN online Role-Play servers. The people on them are useually polite, friendly, intelligent and respectful. They have one problem.

They use TXT speak, not only on //OOC chat, but in common everyday RP, in character.

I get banned quite a lot from these servers, as when I hear people talk like this I generally draw my uber GreatSword 12+ 2d12 Negative Energy damage and kill everyone in the near vacinity, raise them, kill them again, loot their corpses then kill the spawned level 60 NPC guards. Then I get warped to the DM court area, and charged in TXT speak, to which I generally say things that do not fit my normal temprement.

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Internal Server Trouble? in General
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You know if someone decided to post an appropriately gargantuan topic here (Read: Several hundred thousand images) they could probably destroy the forum completely. I wonder if anyone has ever tried this on other forums.

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The Abominable Glitch in General
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I have remained remarkably free of serious and mildly entertaining game errors, however there is one that springs to mind.

Freelancer, TFL Mod 141 runs Realistic Battleship and Battleship Encounters mod. All fine and dandy, however in orbit around New Toyko the A.I gets seriously screwed when it sees the planet and star-port near the trade-lanes. Battleship and all escort swerve madly to avoid them, lose flight control, A.I does something like divide by zero then crashes, every nearby ship goes crazy and starts shooting each-other while the Battleship rams New Tyoko which because of other experimental scripts begins to spin wildly. Meanwhile me and a few other players are parked at the top of the star-port landing spire, placing bets as to were and when the next battleship will hit.

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The Graveyard Thread in General
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Originally written by Henry Plainview.:

Jeran: yes, if you play as Shapers.

Thats odd, when I played as a loyalist I spent about (at a guess) 100 turns (in pure combat mode) to clear the place and never got the Unbound to spawn, I assumed from the text the general gives you that it'd be an instant death node. Him saying "No, we'd be wiped out but the shaper army might stand a chance" when you mention it to him.

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Feeling pompous? in General
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Welcome to the brotherhood.

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