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Guaranteed results!! in General
Warrior
Member # 7223
Profile Homepage #71
Lawful Good Half-Orc Paladin

Alignment:
Lawful Good characters are the epitome of all that is just and good. They believe in order and governments that work for the benefit of all, and generally do not mind doing direct work to further their beliefs.

Race:
Half-Orcs are often brutish and mean creatures, unaccepted by both thier heritages. They are little better than orcs. But some can be clever and successful in the society of adventurers

Primary Class:
Paladins are the Holy Warriors. They have been chosen by a God/dess to be their representative on Earth, and must follow the code of that deity, or risk severe penalties. They tend towards being righteous, but not generally to excess.

Secondary Class:

Detailed Results:

Alignment:
Law and Chaos:
Law ----- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Neutral - XXX (3)
Chaos --- XXXXXXX (7)

Good and Evil:
Good ---- XXXXXX (6)
Neutral - X (1)
Evil ---- (0)

Race:
Human ---- XXXXXXX (7)
Half-Elf - XXXX (4)
Elf ------ (0)
Gnome ---- X (1)
Halfling - XXXXXXX (7)
Dwarf ---- X (1)
Half-Orc - XXXXXXXXXXXXX (13)

Class:
Fighter -- XXXXXXXXXXX (11)
Barbarian -XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Ranger --- XXXXXXX (7)
Monk ----- XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)
Paladin -- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (17)
Cleric --- XXXXXXXXXXXXX (13)
Mage ----- XX (2)
Druid ---- XXXX (4)
Thief ---- (0)
Bard ----- (0)

Wha? Not at all what I expected.

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Polaris

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.
- H.P. Lovecraft
Posts: 164 | Registered: Wednesday, June 14 2006 07:00
The long awaited Census topic! in General
Warrior
Member # 7223
Profile Homepage #23
When was the last time that:
You showered?
-Last night.
You lost your cell phone? Where?
-I think I buried it under a stack of magazines one time...
You lost your keys? Locked them somewhere?
-Never lost em'.
You cut your hair?
-Saturday. Too short, really.
You overslept?
-Today, and missed church.

Current:
Mode of transportation?
-Bike, feet, etc. I'm not old enough to drive.
Book you are reading?
-Flags of Our Fathers, and Zodiac.
Model of cell phone?
-LG Somethin'.
Jewlery you are wearing?
-None. Don't wear any.
Game you are playing?
-Bounty Hounds, PSP.

Fav:
Cartoon? you can include cartoons that you used to like.
-Don't watch many, but probably the Simpsons, Trigun, or Robotech.
Baseball team?
-Don't care about baseball.
Location?
-Anywhere peaceful, quiet, and that has a good collection of books nearby.
SW oldbie?
-Who cares?
SW newbie?
-Who cares?

Have you ever:
Stalked someone?
-Er... Depends on your definition of "stalked".
Been in love?
-Nope.
Missed TM?
-Yes. Spiderweb seems like it's lost something (whether said lost piece is good or bad is up for debate).
Gotten lost?
-Plenty of times.
Thrown a pie at someone?
-Sadly, yes. I particapated in a pie fight once.

Random:
First quote that pops into your head?
-"Say hello to my leetle friend."- Tony Montana, Scarface
Name a red object in your room
-Shelf that has my Legos under it.
Name a song that makes you sad
-Can't think of any.
If you could remove a person from history, who would it be?
-Adolf Hitler.
If you could call someone a 'best friend', who would that be?
-Probably Joseph, a guy who lives down the street from me.. Sadly, I don't have that many friends.

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Polaris

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.
- H.P. Lovecraft
Posts: 164 | Registered: Wednesday, June 14 2006 07:00
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish (Ver F) in General
Warrior
Member # 7223
Profile Homepage #1
You steal Kahlash fish. Now you show them off like they cheap fish. They diamonds of fish. You now disgrace Kahlash family with cheap stunts, using expensive fish. I declare jihad on your dirty, expensive-fish-stealing buttocks. You will die Jumping, and the clan of Salmon with your fish-stealing donkey.

[ Wednesday, October 11, 2006 15:56: Message edited by: Elijah ]

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Polaris

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.
- H.P. Lovecraft
Posts: 164 | Registered: Wednesday, June 14 2006 07:00
I Am Engaged in General
Warrior
Member # 7223
Profile Homepage #22
HOLY ****!

Er... Congrats

EDIT: And who's the lucky lady?

[ Friday, October 06, 2006 12:48: Message edited by: Elijah ]

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Polaris

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.
- H.P. Lovecraft
Posts: 164 | Registered: Wednesday, June 14 2006 07:00
The Doomsies in General
Warrior
Member # 7223
Profile Homepage #0
I've been reading way to much 8-Bit, and I'm really, really bored. It's almost like being drunk!

Anyhow, this is an Oscar-like event for those on the board who inspire fear, terror, unholy gods, and insurance.

The categories are:

Evilest Cult- The cult that is most evil-ish.
Nominees- The Cult of Dikiyoba, the Cult of Cthulhu, the Richard White Cult.

Most Unholy Mod/Admin- Mod that is most evil-ish.
Nominees- Aran, Drakey, *i, Alorael, saunders, Imban, Schrodinger, Kelandon, DV, Khoth, Silent Motion, The Creator, Radiant.

Evilest Leader- The one who leads some kind of mass/cult/mob/whatever that is most evil.
Nominees- Dikiyoba, Spidweb, Drakefyre, *i, Arancaytar (leader of the local Cthulhu Cult cell), Dintiraden.

Evilest Banned Member- The most evil banned member. There's no poll question for this one.
Nominees- Take a peek at the banned list.

Best Evil Person- Simply the most evil person on the board. There's no poll question for this one.
Nominees- Everyone on the board.

For the non-poll question ones, just post who you want. I might add more later.

Poll Information
This poll contains 3 question(s). 36 user(s) have voted.
You may not view the results of this poll without voting.

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Polaris

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.
- H.P. Lovecraft
Posts: 164 | Registered: Wednesday, June 14 2006 07:00
Soon there will be no need to do this in General
Warrior
Member # 7223
Profile Homepage #57
quote:
Originally written by Tyranicus.:

The Cult of Dikiyoba [b]did have its own forum until recently. :P [/b]
Yes, we did. :rolleyes:

Imagine my surprise when UBB told me it didn't exist.

And the Cult of Cthulhu is alive and growing.

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Polaris

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.
- H.P. Lovecraft
Posts: 164 | Registered: Wednesday, June 14 2006 07:00
The Spiderweb Art Movement. in General
Warrior
Member # 7223
Profile Homepage #39
Pirate entertainment ahoy!

Now I will give you a report.

Pirates Vs. Ninjas: Who would win in a fight to the death betweeen a squad of ninjas, and a squad of pirates?

Team Ninja:

Members (Note that these are names assigned by the Ninja Badass/Stupid Name Commitee)-
Shade- Team leader. Expert in poisons.
Stryker- Second-in-command. Expert in throwing weapons.
Reaper- Expert in stealth and speed.
Grim- Expert in hand-to-hand combat.

Weapons-
Shade- Ten throwing stars. 5 kunai. Ten poison darts w/blowgun (poison is lethal after five minutes. Must hit bloodstream.).
Stryker- Twenty kunai. Thirty throwing stars. Two windmill shuriken (big throwing stars).
Reaper- Ten smoke bombs. Ten throwing stars. Twenty kunai.
Grim- Spiked gauntlets. Ten throwing stars. Five kunai.

Dress-
They all wear the standerd black ninja outfit.

Strategy-
They prefer Reaper closing in on the enemy, using a smoke bomb, pelting the cloud with ranged weapons, then charging in and finishing whoever's left.

Team Pirate:

Members-
Captain Blackbeard- Team leader. Expert with flintlock weapons.
Captain Davy Jones- Second-in-command. Expert with cutlass.
Captain Ahab- Expert with harpoons.
Captain Arrr- Expert with belaying pin.

Weapons-
Captain Blackbeard- Four flintlock pistols w/two reloads for each pistol. One flintlock rifle w/two reloads. Cutlass and belaying pin.
Captain Davy Jones- Twin cutlass. Two flintlock pistols w/two reloads each. Belaying pin.
Captain Ahab- Five harpoons. Two flintlock pistols w/two reloads each. Belaying pin and cutlass.
Captain Arrr- Two belaying pins. Cutlass. Two flintlock pistols w/two reloads each.

Dress-
Mostly standerd pirate uniform-black hat with skull and crossbones, peg leg (does not affect movement), and red uniform.
Blackbeard, however, sets his beard on fire.

Strategy-
Fire off as many shots as they can before enemy closes. Then, Arrr and Jones rush enemy while Blackbeard and Ahab provide cover.

Battle:
To be continues...

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Polaris

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.
- H.P. Lovecraft
Posts: 164 | Registered: Wednesday, June 14 2006 07:00
The Spiderweb Art Movement. in General
Warrior
Member # 7223
Profile Homepage #25
So I have to employ over thirty words in order to get recognition? :P

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Polaris

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.
- H.P. Lovecraft
Posts: 164 | Registered: Wednesday, June 14 2006 07:00
The Spiderweb Art Movement. in General
Warrior
Member # 7223
Profile Homepage #11
Never Run

The man walked. He walked (never running) down the rainy dark street. He knew the bad things were coming for him. He (don't run never run) walked. Run and the bad (very bad) things will get you. Yes they will (yes they will) get you. Just like they got (red everywhere) Papa. They come (yes they do) even now. For you. The bad things. But always remember. Never (run) run.

[ Tuesday, September 19, 2006 05:31: Message edited by: Elijah ]

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Polaris

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.
- H.P. Lovecraft
Posts: 164 | Registered: Wednesday, June 14 2006 07:00
History in the making... in General
Warrior
Member # 7223
Profile Homepage #12
Copy/paste, I assume. The first few pages, and the last few pages, were still there. The Karma Sutra is just... so appropriate.

EDIT: The good thing is that WKS didn't post all the positions.

[ Saturday, July 29, 2006 13:43: Message edited by: Elijah ]

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Polaris

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.
- H.P. Lovecraft
Posts: 164 | Registered: Wednesday, June 14 2006 07:00
Code of Community in General
Warrior
Member # 7223
Profile Homepage #67
Isn't "don't double post" in the Code of Conduct?

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Polaris

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.
- H.P. Lovecraft
Posts: 164 | Registered: Wednesday, June 14 2006 07:00
Pyrotechnics in General
Warrior
Member # 7223
Profile Homepage #10
BURN! BURN! BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously, though, I like burning stuff. It's fun to throw firecrackers into a box, and watch it burn. Or the classic "hold plastic soldier under flame". I do that all the time.

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Polaris

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.
- H.P. Lovecraft
Posts: 164 | Registered: Wednesday, June 14 2006 07:00
The Signature of Your Dreams in General
Warrior
Member # 7223
Profile Homepage #23
quote:
Originally written by MagmaDragoon:

Elijah (or Bookworm?), the second image doesn't work.
Bookworm's good. Elijah is fine too, as that's my real name.

The second image should work, here it is, again:

IMAGE(http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:3mRK0pXN1hTUbM:www.jps.k12.ar.us/macteach/harris/IMAGES/bookworm.gif)

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Polaris

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.
- H.P. Lovecraft
Posts: 164 | Registered: Wednesday, June 14 2006 07:00
The Signature of Your Dreams in General
Warrior
Member # 7223
Profile Homepage #18
What Ephesos and Sullust said.

IMAGE(http://www.volmarias.net/images/hello_cthulhu.gif)

Possibly this, too:

IMAGE(http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:-SAkPNHoW35UiM:goodgrief.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/bookworm.jpg)

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Polaris

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.
- H.P. Lovecraft
Posts: 164 | Registered: Wednesday, June 14 2006 07:00
Whats Up? in General
Warrior
Member # 7223
Profile Homepage #34
You use grammer, punctuation, and spelling. You're off to a good start.

I thought of a way to express Buddhism and McDonalds in a bad joke.

"A guy walks into a McDonalds. He sees a Buddhist monk over in the corner, staring at his Whopper and fries. He goes over to him and asks 'What're you doing'? The monk replies 'I'm trying to decide if these potatos were reincarnated as the cow in this burger'."

No need to insult my joke, as I know it sucks.

[ Wednesday, July 12, 2006 17:05: Message edited by: Elijah ]

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Polaris

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.
- H.P. Lovecraft
Posts: 164 | Registered: Wednesday, June 14 2006 07:00
Time for another, most embarassing moments thread. in General
Warrior
Member # 7223
Profile Homepage #4
One time, I walked into a wall, and gave myself a concussion. I was reading while I was walking. Everyone in my school laughed at me for days.

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Polaris

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.
- H.P. Lovecraft
Posts: 164 | Registered: Wednesday, June 14 2006 07:00
Oh my God, you just can't make this **** up. in General
Warrior
Member # 7223
Profile Homepage #46
I would like to request a "violently ill" emoticon.

Oh, and watch Supersize Me, Drakey. That shows what bad food does to you.

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Polaris

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.
- H.P. Lovecraft
Posts: 164 | Registered: Wednesday, June 14 2006 07:00
Professional Wrestling (WWE) in General
Warrior
Member # 7223
Profile Homepage #3
I watch it because I have nothing else to do. Plus, it's free comedy.

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Polaris

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.
- H.P. Lovecraft
Posts: 164 | Registered: Wednesday, June 14 2006 07:00
Oh my God, you just can't make this **** up. in General
Warrior
Member # 7223
Profile Homepage #38
If he didn't eat all those calories, I imagine the mere stress would kill him.

EDIT: It can be explained simply. The stress of running these forums is not calcuable by a single human. That explains why we have three Admin.

[ Sunday, July 09, 2006 10:00: Message edited by: Elijah ]

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Polaris

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.
- H.P. Lovecraft
Posts: 164 | Registered: Wednesday, June 14 2006 07:00
Naturally, I'm sure this has been proposed before. in General
Warrior
Member # 7223
Profile Homepage #1
Decent idea, but the book wouldn't be that good. Scripting isn't good enough for a novel.

It would be nice if a talented writer took Avernum, and made a novel out of the story. Geneforge would be good too. And why not Nethergate?

[ Sunday, July 09, 2006 04:29: Message edited by: Elijah ]

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Polaris

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.
- H.P. Lovecraft
Posts: 164 | Registered: Wednesday, June 14 2006 07:00
Oh my God, you just can't make this **** up. in General
Warrior
Member # 7223
Profile Homepage #32
Why don't they call it Heart Attack In A Box?

quote:
Originally written by Ephesos:

And who is 'I like fluffy kitties on rye'? I can't keep track of these moniker changes anymore... not like I ever bothered.
You can find it in the stats. Go to Monikers.

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Polaris

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.
- H.P. Lovecraft
Posts: 164 | Registered: Wednesday, June 14 2006 07:00
Worst game possible: First round in Richard White Games
Warrior
Member # 7223
Profile Homepage #13
Why is this in RWG?

Nevermind. I won't get an answer, and if I do, it will be strange. In odd ways.

EDIT: On second thought, this wasn't a good example.

[ Sunday, July 09, 2006 04:28: Message edited by: Elijah ]

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Polaris

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.
- H.P. Lovecraft
Posts: 164 | Registered: Wednesday, June 14 2006 07:00
Oh my God, you just can't make this **** up. in General
Warrior
Member # 7223
Profile Homepage #15
Holy **** on rye.

Which is basically what this is. Except **** has much better nutritional value.

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Polaris

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.
- H.P. Lovecraft
Posts: 164 | Registered: Wednesday, June 14 2006 07:00
Your favorite video game company in General
Warrior
Member # 7223
Profile Homepage #55
quote:
Originally written by Ephesos:

Come to think of it, I just cracked open Black & White again today, and all I can say is that Lionhead deserves a ton of credit for the work they did on that game. Granted, I still think Maxis deserves more credit for overall consistency (since after all, who ever played Black & White 2?).
Great game. It's a little hard to get used to, but it's fun.

And Syrateg. Huh. I just downloaded that. It's pretty good, though not world-breaking.

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Polaris

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.
- H.P. Lovecraft
Posts: 164 | Registered: Wednesday, June 14 2006 07:00
Cell phone in General
Warrior
Member # 7223
Profile Homepage #31
What would you do if you got Aran's number, anyway?

[ Friday, July 07, 2006 09:24: Message edited by: Elijah ]

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Polaris

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.
- H.P. Lovecraft
Posts: 164 | Registered: Wednesday, June 14 2006 07:00

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