The Doomsies
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Warrior
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written Tuesday, September 26 2006 13:28
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I've been reading way to much 8-Bit, and I'm really, really bored. It's almost like being drunk! Anyhow, this is an Oscar-like event for those on the board who inspire fear, terror, unholy gods, and insurance. The categories are: Evilest Cult- The cult that is most evil-ish. Nominees- The Cult of Dikiyoba, the Cult of Cthulhu, the Richard White Cult. Most Unholy Mod/Admin- Mod that is most evil-ish. Nominees- Aran, Drakey, *i, Alorael, saunders, Imban, Schrodinger, Kelandon, DV, Khoth, Silent Motion, The Creator, Radiant. Evilest Leader- The one who leads some kind of mass/cult/mob/whatever that is most evil. Nominees- Dikiyoba, Spidweb, Drakefyre, *i, Arancaytar (leader of the local Cthulhu Cult cell), Dintiraden. Evilest Banned Member- The most evil banned member. There's no poll question for this one. Nominees- Take a peek at the banned list. Best Evil Person- Simply the most evil person on the board. There's no poll question for this one. Nominees- Everyone on the board. For the non-poll question ones, just post who you want. I might add more later. Poll Information This poll contains 3 question(s). 36 user(s) have voted. You may not view the results of this poll without voting. function launch_voter () { launch_window("http://www.ironycentral.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=poll;d=vote;pollid=yKwLlFNWiVbw"); return true; } // end launch_voter function launch_viewer () { launch_window("http://www.ironycentral.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=poll;d=view;pollid=yKwLlFNWiVbw"); return true; } // end launch_viewer function launch_window (url) { preview = window.open( url, "preview", "width=550,height=300,toolbar=no,location=no,directories=no,status,menubar=no,scrollbars,resizable,copyhistory=no" ); window.preview.focus(); return preview; } // end launch_window   -------------------- Polaris The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. - H.P. Lovecraft Posts: 164 | Registered: Wednesday, June 14 2006 07:00 |
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Councilor
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written Tuesday, September 26 2006 17:39
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You forgot the "Most Likely to Take Over the World" category. I shall answer that one last. In order, Dikiyoba's answers are: the Richard White Cult, Alorael, "Dintiraden", advertising spambots, Imban (because everyone is evil and everyone is also Imban), and someone who we would never suspect. Posts: 4346 | Registered: Friday, December 23 2005 08:00 |
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Agent
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written Tuesday, September 26 2006 18:29
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EBM - TM...ED ED...TM ... Can I vote for two? Edit: I guess ED wins out. Nobody wants ED back. BEP - The Silent Assassin - Really, encasing someone in a glass box is pure evil. More-so when that person is supposed to be a friend. My sympathies to Lenar. [ Tuesday, September 26, 2006 18:32: Message edited by: Jewels ] -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Tuesday, September 26 2006 19:55
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In a vote between Ed and TM, I agree that not to bring Ed back. TM can give some good coherent arguements, but then he goes back to being his usual flaming self and eventually gets banned. Posts: 4643 | Registered: Friday, February 10 2006 08:00 |
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The Establishment
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written Tuesday, September 26 2006 20:47
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Ed wasn't evil, just insane. -------------------- Your flower power is no match for my glower power! Posts: 3726 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Tuesday, September 26 2006 22:35
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1. Anyone I'm a member of. But yours is best, Dikiyoba! 2. MWHAHAHAAHAAA. But actually, Stareye. He creeps me out. Seriously. And you didn't hear me say that. 3. Which part of MWHAHAHAAHAAA did you not get? :P 4. It is without doubt Edward "Aaargh" Shotts Mage. 5. This is Spiderweb. Here, you have to shout to have a conversation because of all the conspirators whispering and muttering in the corners. How can you pick one? [ Tuesday, September 26, 2006 22:48: Message edited by: Robert Daniel Oliver ] -------------------- Encyclopaedia Ermariana • Forum Archives • Forum Statistics • RSS [Topic / Forum] My Blog • Polaris • I eat novels for breakfast. Polaris is dead, long live Polaris. Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair. Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00 |
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Electric Sheep One
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written Wednesday, September 27 2006 01:51
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It's the ones who aren't conspiring that you have to watch, because theirs are the undetected conspiracies. -------------------- We're not doing cool. We're doing pretty. Posts: 3335 | Registered: Thursday, September 4 2003 07:00 |
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Shaper
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written Wednesday, September 27 2006 03:39
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quote:Either that or their conspiracies are no longer in the planning stages... I'm going to reserve my vote for just a little while longer... -------------------- And when you want to Live How do you start? Where do you go? Who do you need to know? *Name by Slarty, so blame him if it's filthy... Posts: 2864 | Registered: Monday, September 8 2003 07:00 |
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Agent
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written Wednesday, September 27 2006 03:40
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1- Dikiyoba's Cult, the Cult without a Board. 2- A guy who close a thread always with a " :cool: " expression must be mad. So we are all mad. 3- Aran seems very evil, in my opinion. One day, everyone will see, the truth will be revealed and I'll fight for fre-- *stab* 4- Ed. 5- Lemur. -------------------- Download Geneforge 4: Rebellion You have 6 posts. Nobody cares what you think. - Thuryl Wikipedia may be your friend, but UBB is not. - Dikiyoba Posts: 1310 | Registered: Tuesday, December 20 2005 08:00 |
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Shaper
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written Wednesday, September 27 2006 03:42
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quote:In the words of the great TM (jeez, I sound like OM), DIE! -------------------- And when you want to Live How do you start? Where do you go? Who do you need to know? *Name by Slarty, so blame him if it's filthy... Posts: 2864 | Registered: Monday, September 8 2003 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Wednesday, September 27 2006 04:06
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Aw. Nikki speaks up for me.  Also... :cool: *closes* Or not, actually. Because I'm not evil, even though I am Imban. -------------------- Encyclopaedia Ermariana • Forum Archives • Forum Statistics • RSS [Topic / Forum] My Blog • Polaris • I eat novels for breakfast. Polaris is dead, long live Polaris. Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair. Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Wednesday, September 27 2006 04:27
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quote:He's not evil. He just gets moody. Especially when I compare him to mimes. -------------------- ALRIGHT, I SAID IT! LET ME OUT! -------------------- -Lenar Labs What's Your Destiny? Ushmushmeifa: Lenar's power is almighty and ineffable. All hail lord Noric, god of... well, something important, I'm sure. Posts: 735 | Registered: Monday, January 16 2006 08:00 |
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Shaper
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written Wednesday, September 27 2006 05:59
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quote:Gently remind him that a) Mimes are a vital part of the global society we live in. and (less importantly?)... b) With you encased in a glass box, and with only a limited supply of oxygen/coffee, he won't be able to communicate with the world through you for much longer. Which would, ironically, make him a mime... -------------------- And when you want to Live How do you start? Where do you go? Who do you need to know? *Name by Slarty, so blame him if it's filthy... Posts: 2864 | Registered: Monday, September 8 2003 07:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Wednesday, September 27 2006 06:29
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EBM: Ed. You try to be one of the few on the boards to be patient with him and then get cursed off multiple times, and see how long your patience lasts. BEP: The Evil Overlord, of course. Or maybe Tyran. Nah. Dintiridan. -------------------- The Silent Assassin has decided to take down the glass box on the condition that I finally watch his slide show from Detroit. Which isn't too bad a deal, as I still want to know the story behind the Al Capone thing. -------------------- -Lenar Labs What's Your Destiny? Ushmushmeifa: Lenar's power is almighty and ineffable. All hail lord Noric, god of... well, something important, I'm sure. Posts: 735 | Registered: Monday, January 16 2006 08:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Wednesday, September 27 2006 07:46
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The Great White is only evil in your feeble grasp of reality. Yea, he hath transcended such petty labels. On the other hand, he's responsible for GC, which makes him pretty clearly capable of great evil. Saunders is the most evol and Imban is the most overtly vicious, but Khoth's quiet, unassuming, sinister evil is unmatched. Stareye is, of course, the unholiest of unholies, but I saved him for another category. Aran strikes me as the kind of pseudo-evil who, when push comes to shove, nobly sacrifices himself (or at least 36 hours without rest) in order to debug the script that saves the world. Stareye has no competition in the evil leader department. None. —Alorael, who thinks that Aran's Big Brother banner is funny. From Stareye it is not funny. From Stareye it is cold, hard, bitter truth. Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00 |
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Guardian
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written Wednesday, September 27 2006 07:49
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Dintiradan. Look, it's not that hard. D-I-N-T-I-R-A-D-A-N. Next person to get it wrong gets a Deth Ray* blast to the groin. -------------------- * Patent pending. Posts: 1509 | Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00 |
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Councilor
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written Wednesday, September 27 2006 08:33
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Dikiyoba doesn't get it. How is Dikiyoba's cult evil? It did nothing but hide in the shadows, prevent a noob from running amok on these boards, and burn spam in an attempt to keep the ice age of post counts away. Those are all noble goals. Posts: 4346 | Registered: Friday, December 23 2005 08:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Wednesday, September 27 2006 10:23
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-adan. -adan. Hmm. that may explain why all of my Project Dikiyoba emails to you got rejected. -------------------- The Silent Assassin recently borrowed a book from our local library, to help in his research on explosive candy. The library no longer wants the book back. -------------------- -Lenar Labs What's Your Destiny? Ushmushmeifa: Lenar's power is almighty and ineffable. All hail lord Noric, god of... well, something important, I'm sure. Posts: 735 | Registered: Monday, January 16 2006 08:00 |
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Dollop of Whipped Cream
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written Wednesday, September 27 2006 15:25
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quote::eek: :confused: What's evil about me? -------------------- "Tyranicus is about the only one that still posts in the Nethergate Forum." —Randomizer Spiderweb Chat Room Shadow Vale - My site, home of the Spiderweb Chat Database, BoA Scenario Database, & the A1 Quest List, among other things. Posts: 562 | Registered: Friday, December 14 2001 08:00 |
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The Establishment
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written Thursday, September 28 2006 15:56
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This poll only further proves the magnanimous nature of the administration. All the propaganda to the contrary are just that, mere propaganda. Fortunately, the people of these forums are astute enough to see past those delusions. Now the administration can return to its vital mission of protecting the members from threats perpetrated by evildoers. -------------------- Your flower power is no match for my glower power! Posts: 3726 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00 |
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Agent
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written Thursday, September 28 2006 16:12
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EC - Really stupid question - RW MUM/A - Khoth, since he's quite and unassuming but this clearly means that he commits burly nipple-love with innocent statues and laughs at small children. Especially the ugly ones. EL - *i, clearly EBM - can't remember the ban list, so whoever the last person to post goatse/lemonparty. Wouldn't say Ed since being stupidly immature isn't evil. Stupidity is close to evil, but not quite... BEP - Thuryl, being so evil that he makes you think he's cute, but will eventually knife you in the back. Only winning on the eye-candy vote. :( MLtTOtW - Hopefully no-one, because if that happens, damn we're all screwed. Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00 |