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Attention Criminals! in General
Warrior
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Its a JOKE. Just for fun.

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Attention Criminals! in General
Warrior
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This way we know which people to keep a tight hold on wallets when their around.

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The second weekly international spiderweb contest will now begin in General
Warrior
Member # 5550
Profile Homepage #7
I have never played Homeland, Galactic Core, or Subterra. Why are these games so bad?

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Do you think there is a Hell? in General
Warrior
Member # 5550
Profile Homepage #254
Someone said that if gays were truely Christian, they would become heterosexual. This view point has caused much pain and suffering. When a gay person "converts", s(he) is really just hiding the fact of their gayness. Then, to prove to their religous leaders and family, they get married to the opposite sex. The attraction never goes away, and eventually they lose control and have an affair with a a person of the same sex. A long, painful divorce happens, and its even more messey if kids are involved. So by convincing gays to "convert", priests are causing much pain and suffering, which leads to adultry, which I believe is in the commandments. If God hates gays, I don't think I'd enjoy spending time with him.And the point of my post about Pope Urban II is that obivously this guy accepts Jesus, and after doing all these awful things, he still gets to go to heaven? What a place. Also, why did God need to vreate us in the first place? If he were perfect, he wouldn't need us. And if he were all powerful, how come he couldn't make the devil disapear with a wave of his metaphysical hand? If he if perfect, why couldn't he make us perfect?

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The International Contest of Spider Games shall now commence! in General
Warrior
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Profile Homepage #0
Alright, this topic is a Spider Web Game Contest! Each person who posts will name the game that they think is the highest quality overall. Note- This is not your favorite game, but the game you think has the highest quality and provides the best experience for the most people.

Best Game- Geneforge 2

Why: Geneforge 1 is my personal favorite, with Geneforge being my favorite series. However, G1 wasn't polished, it had only 3 spells for each class of spells, with the sects being there to be milked, without really affecting gameplay otherwise. G2 adds more features and streamlines them, and making powergaming the sects much more troublesome, with the sects offering you more and affecting gameplay more. As such, In my personal experience, I have found G2 to be the best.

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Do you think there is a Hell? in General
Warrior
Member # 5550
Profile Homepage #230
So you are saying that a comepletely evil person who believes that by killing and destroying people that he is doing Jesus's and God's will will go to heaven? What a place to be if that guy is in their. Pope Urban II started the first and second crusades, the first one being where huge amounts and knights and muslims died, and in the second one they send children anywhere from 10-15 to die because the knights didn't want to do it. Does this man deserve to go to heaven? Also, if all Christians feel the holy spirit and follow god, then why are their so many dissagreements? Why are their so many different churches? You say you only have to believe in god and Jesus to go to heaven. Accoording to some christians, gays go to hell. This is said in the bible. Explain how these two doctrines survive contact.

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Do you think there is a Hell? in General
Warrior
Member # 5550
Profile Homepage #222
Do you believe that the people who are challenging you should go to hell. Because according to you can only go to heaven if you believe in Jesus. Do you believe that disbelief is a big enough crime to merit eternal punisment. Also, you say that the bible is literally true and that all of it is correct. In one passage, women who wear pants should be stoned to death. So tell me, do you often go to jail because of your throwing rocks at women on the street?

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science, philosophy or religion? in General
Warrior
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Profile Homepage #7
Science tells us how the world works, not what we should make our lives about.

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Do you think there is a Hell? in General
Warrior
Member # 5550
Profile Homepage #140
What I've noticed is that in the bible, as time progresses and records go from nonexistent to reliable, he shows up less and less. He talked to Adam and Eve in person. He later showed his back to someone. Then he talked through a bush to Moses. Come to think of it, he's talking through another Bush. My point is that the later it gets and the more able we are to prove historical things, the less God sees someone phyisicaly

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Do you think there is a Hell? in General
Warrior
Member # 5550
Profile Homepage #110
Ben, Overwhelming, do you believe that a mojority of those who answered the poll should go to hell? A majority of people said that they don't believe in hell and that they arn't Christians.

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Undead Topics Need Loving Too (aka "Give Me Your First-Born") in General
Warrior
Member # 5550
Profile Homepage #450
How the in hell did a topic last this long? I mean, I feel like the Monty Python guy, "Bring out your dead." This topic should be euthanized to put it out of its misery.

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Why does one sock go missing?
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Do you think there is a Hell? in General
Warrior
Member # 5550
Profile Homepage #88
The thing about religous doctrine that supposedly comes from god or Jesus or Mohamed is that it is all unprovable. There is no definitive proof for the bible's, torah's, or quoran's statement of anything. And while it makes sense to some people, it made sense to Pope Urban II to wage holy war and ultimately cause about 1 million lives to be lost.

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How did you first find out about Spidweb's games and what is it first games you play? in General
Warrior
Member # 5550
Profile Homepage #32
I first found Geneforge from RealArcade, which is a program you can download that gives you a wide selection of games to puruse. I remembering playing G1 for the first time and being in awe of how much fun I was having. I promptly gobbled it up. Then came G2, and I devoured that one as well. I have tried A1 and BOA, but they haven't caught me really.

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What?!!??!??!? in Geneforge Series
Warrior
Member # 5550
Profile Homepage #4
No. As you have seen, I have a hard time making sense.

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Q: What is the sound of one hand clapping?
A: The sound of someone getting smacked upside the head.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a good side and a dark side and it binds the universe together.

Don't worry Alorael, custom titles are overrated.
Posts: 154 | Registered: Saturday, February 26 2005 08:00
What?!!??!??!? in Geneforge Series
Warrior
Member # 5550
Profile Homepage #2
At least someone could have started one. Or at least made plans. Logic cannot deny my passions. Anyone who trys to make sense out of my nonsense will to the institute, with the rest of everyone who knows me. Long live Alacazam!

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Q: What is the sound of one hand clapping?
A: The sound of someone getting smacked upside the head.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a good side and a dark side and it binds the universe together.

Don't worry Alorael, custom titles are overrated.
Posts: 154 | Registered: Saturday, February 26 2005 08:00
Do you think there is a Hell? in General
Warrior
Member # 5550
Profile Homepage #79
Which is one of the reasons why I respect Quakers a lot more than I do most other Christians.

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What?!!??!??!? in Geneforge Series
Warrior
Member # 5550
Profile Homepage #0
I tried to go to Game FAQs today to check out a Geneforge 3 walkthrough, to discover nothing. How is this? How could a game so beautiful and lovely not create a person dedicated enough to create a walkthrough? Is life really just a barren wasteland of pointlessness? How could a universe with a kind and loving god allow such a place?

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Q: What is the sound of one hand clapping?
A: The sound of someone getting smacked upside the head.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a good side and a dark side and it binds the universe together.

Don't worry Alorael, custom titles are overrated.
Posts: 154 | Registered: Saturday, February 26 2005 08:00
Do you think there is a Hell? in General
Warrior
Member # 5550
Profile Homepage #77
I find it hard to believe Christian Doctrine because of the hypocrisy of so many Christians. Example:

Priest: Today, I wish to focus this sermon on tolerance. Jesus taught tolerance, compassion and respect. Thus we should try to follow these pricipals in our daily lives.

Person: Hello, I am a homosexual and

Priest: Get out of my church! You are a blasphemer by existing. Your presence sickens me.
Now if you will excuse me, I have to meet a young boy in the back room.

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Do you think there is a Hell? in General
Warrior
Member # 5550
Profile Homepage #52
About Ben's comment, where he said the universe couldn't possibly be made by a mortal being? Well, I read a very interesting book about god and physics(I'll explain how these two go toegether.) Using scientific laws and studies, the book concluded that if there is a "supreme being" (It did not say if there was), that its body would be made of the universe, and we, humans, would be like individual cells. And when entropy has taken its toll and the universe is empty, this being would be, in effect, dead.

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The Door *SPOILERS* in Geneforge Series
Warrior
Member # 5550
Profile Homepage #4
The door in G2 that you can't open.

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Q: What is the sound of one hand clapping?
A: The sound of someone getting smacked upside the head.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a good side and a dark side and it binds the universe together.

Don't worry Alorael, custom titles are overrated.
Posts: 154 | Registered: Saturday, February 26 2005 08:00
Do you think there is a Hell? in General
Warrior
Member # 5550
Profile Homepage #33
There is something in it for Christians though. It helps create a sense of security and affirmation of their beliefs by a subconcious thought if "I must be right, so many other people believe it." Just like oftentimes the person is telling the smoker to stop because of the smell, not out of concern for the smoker. Also, I am not that into a religon that says "believe or burn." It sounds a whole lot like propaganda to me. I am not disputing god or Jesus. I have problems with organized religon which seems to have a tendancy to be self serving and needing of affirmation, by say, converting, or puting evolution out of text books.

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What would you like to see developed after Geneforge 3 and Avernum 4? in General
Warrior
Member # 5550
Profile Homepage #0
Wondering what people would like next.

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The Door *SPOILERS* in Geneforge Series
Warrior
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What is the Creature behind the door?

[ Wednesday, March 30, 2005 13:31: Message edited by: Drakefyre ]

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Q: What is the sound of one hand clapping?
A: The sound of someone getting smacked upside the head.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a good side and a dark side and it binds the universe together.

Don't worry Alorael, custom titles are overrated.
Posts: 154 | Registered: Saturday, February 26 2005 08:00
Waaaah in Geneforge Series
Warrior
Member # 5550
Profile Homepage #0
Geneforge 3 out for mac... No fair... need my fix... need Geneforge... (Drools).

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Q: What is the sound of one hand clapping?
A: The sound of someone getting smacked upside the head.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a good side and a dark side and it binds the universe together.

Don't worry Alorael, custom titles are overrated.
Posts: 154 | Registered: Saturday, February 26 2005 08:00
Do you think there is a Hell? in General
Warrior
Member # 5550
Profile Homepage #29
I hate people who say, "convert or burn. Of course we're right. The bible says so. The bible was made by god. How do we know? The bible says so. Well, **** you to.

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