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Halloween in General
Ash Lael
E Equals MC What!!!!
Member # 5491
 written Monday, October 10 2005 18:55 Profile Homepage #9
Lollipops are a type of lolly. However, "Lolly" encompasses everything that the Brits would call "Sweets" or the Yanks would call "Candy".

However, if you want to spread stories of Australia being a horrible place with no candy, feel free. :P

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Sex is easier than love.
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Happy Birthday Eagle! in General
Ash Lael
E Equals MC What!!!!
Member # 5491
 written Monday, October 10 2005 18:45 Profile Homepage #10
Call me a cynic, but what are Eagle's and Diarog's IP addresses?

[ Monday, October 10, 2005 19:10: Message edited by: Ash Lael ]

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Everyone's a Comedian in General
Ash Lael
E Equals MC What!!!!
Member # 5491
 written Monday, October 10 2005 18:02 Profile Homepage #62
So Gizmo dies and is greeted by St. Peter at the Pearly gates. He leads her through a side door.

"Those don't actually open. Just for show," he comments, nodding at the gates.

They walk together down a hallway. Crammed into every space on the wall, there is a clock. They are even stuck on the ceiling. And the strangest thing, is all of these clocks are out of time.

"Excuse me, but what's with all these clocks?" asks Gizmo.

"Oh, we've got them everywhere, one for each person," says St. Peter. "They're sin-meters. Every time a person sins, the hand on their clock ticks over."

"Oh, wow," says Gizmo. "Where's mine?"

"Well, we threw it out when you died," explains St. Peter. "Need to make room, you see. But I can show you your friends' clocks if you like."

"Alright," says Gizmo. "Where's Khoth's?"

"His is right over here," replies St. Peter, pointing at a clock. The hand moves a little, and then holds still. A couple of minutes later it moves again.

"That's fascinating," says Gizmo. "How about Ash?"

"Right over here," replies St. Peter. He points out another clock. The hands are moving quite rapidly, every ten seconds or so.

"Oh, my," exclaims Gizmo. "He always seemed like such a nice boy. Isn't life full of suprises?"

"Or afterlife, as the case may be," responds St Peter with just a hint of a smile.

"Okay, there's just one more clock I have to see before we keep going," says Gizmo. "Dear old TM. Which clock is his?"

"Oh, that's not here," says St Peter.

"What? Why not?" asks Gizmo, worry creeping into her voice. "Nothing has happened to him, has it?"

"Oh no, nothing like that," replies St. Peter. "We just keep his clock in the kitchen so we can use it as a fan."

EDIT: Now with bonus morbid undertaker joke - What would Princess Diana be doing if she were alive today?

Answer: Hammering on her lid.

[ Monday, October 10, 2005 18:07: Message edited by: Ash Lael ]

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Sex is easier than love.
Posts: 1861 | Registered: Friday, February 11 2005 08:00
Halloween in General
Ash Lael
E Equals MC What!!!!
Member # 5491
 written Monday, October 10 2005 17:35 Profile Homepage #5
I've never seen it happen. And even if I had, there would have been no candy on offer. We have lollies instead. :P

EDIT: Nineteen-year-olds still go trick-or-treating? I had it in my head that it was a little kids thing.

[ Monday, October 10, 2005 17:36: Message edited by: Ash Lael ]

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First Kiss in General
Ash Lael
E Equals MC What!!!!
Member # 5491
 written Monday, October 10 2005 17:18 Profile Homepage #33
That sounds... very official. :P

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Halloween (mod help, please) in Blades of Avernum
Ash Lael
E Equals MC What!!!!
Member # 5491
 written Monday, October 10 2005 16:20 Profile Homepage #2
Irrelevant to me since no one celebrates Halloween in Australia. But I throw it in the "harmless fun" box along with Harry Potter.

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SupaNik: Aran, you're not big enough to threaten Ash. Dammit, even JV had to think twice.
Posts: 1861 | Registered: Friday, February 11 2005 08:00
Halloween in General
Ash Lael
E Equals MC What!!!!
Member # 5491
 written Monday, October 10 2005 16:20 Profile Homepage #2
Irrelevant to me since no one celebrates Halloween in Australia. But I throw it in the "harmless fun" box along with Harry Potter.

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Sex is easier than love.
Posts: 1861 | Registered: Friday, February 11 2005 08:00
Everyone's a Comedian in General
Ash Lael
E Equals MC What!!!!
Member # 5491
 written Monday, October 10 2005 16:10 Profile Homepage #56
It would be difficult for it to be Farts Out Loud, considering she just Laughed her Arse Off.

Wait, that happened right after the Fol, didn't it? So there could be a connection.

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Sex is easier than love.
Posts: 1861 | Registered: Friday, February 11 2005 08:00
Everyone's a Comedian in General
Ash Lael
E Equals MC What!!!!
Member # 5491
 written Monday, October 10 2005 15:22 Profile Homepage #54
quote:
Originally written by Marlenny:

Fol.
Is that like LOL, but... different?

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Sex is easier than love.
Posts: 1861 | Registered: Friday, February 11 2005 08:00
First Kiss in General
Ash Lael
E Equals MC What!!!!
Member # 5491
 written Monday, October 10 2005 15:16 Profile Homepage #29
Aw, gee. Supportive comments make me feel so warm and fuzzy. :P

EDIT: And uh, no Chico, I'm not at all timid. Which is quite fortunate, considering my line of work. :P

[ Monday, October 10, 2005 15:25: Message edited by: Ash Lael ]

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Sex is easier than love.
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The Abominable Photo Thread 3.6 in General
Ash Lael
E Equals MC What!!!!
Member # 5491
 written Monday, October 10 2005 14:45 Profile Homepage #24
quote:
Originally written by Marlenny:

*Looks at Ash's pict* *Looks over at my picture*
*Looks back at Ash's pict*
Perfect couple. huh? *Winks secretly at Ash ;)
Look me up if you're ever on my continent. :P

And that has to be the least secret secret wink ever.

I am starting to wonder, though, is there something horribly wrong with the right side of your face? Every picture I've seen of you so far has been a left profile. :P

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Sex is easier than love.
Posts: 1861 | Registered: Friday, February 11 2005 08:00
Politics and Beliefs in General
Ash Lael
E Equals MC What!!!!
Member # 5491
 written Monday, October 10 2005 14:36 Profile Homepage #94
*sigh*

I have neither the time or interest to get into another creation/evolution debate where I am vastly outnumbered. Just a few quick points of clarification.

quote:
Originally written by Zorro:

Those who profess deep piety and do not do the above are at best guilty of selective reading of religious texts and at worst hypocrisy in its application. Shoot, I stopped after finding the above weird things in Leviticus in 10 minutes, but I could go on and on.
My post was directed at this as much as the evolution stuff. I find it somewhat insulting that Zorro, having read Leviticus for all of ten minutes, considers himself enough of an authority on the Bible to accuse me and all other Christians of selective reading or hypocrisy (since I'm not a selective reader, I guess I must be a hypocrite). If he had read the whole Bible (Acts in particular) and made an effort to understand Christian doctrine, he'd probably see the flaw in his argument.

In the same way, many of the things posted in this thread (such as the Theology and Falsification thing) misrepresent the opposing point of view either intentionally or (much more likely) through ignorance. I at least try to understand a viewpoint properly before attacking it, and would appreciate it if more people would do the same.

Excuse the venting.

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Sex is easier than love.
Posts: 1861 | Registered: Friday, February 11 2005 08:00
Fav Accent in General
Ash Lael
E Equals MC What!!!!
Member # 5491
 written Monday, October 10 2005 12:00 Profile Homepage #43
Chemistry?

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Sex is easier than love.
Posts: 1861 | Registered: Friday, February 11 2005 08:00
The Abominable Photo Thread 3.6 in General
Ash Lael
E Equals MC What!!!!
Member # 5491
 written Monday, October 10 2005 11:46 Profile Homepage #17
It's not new, but for the people who can't be bothered to check the earlier threads, this is me at my least sinister.

IMAGE(http://www.onewayfm.com/images/crew/Aussie2.jpg)

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Sex is easier than love.
Posts: 1861 | Registered: Friday, February 11 2005 08:00
Politics and Beliefs in General
Ash Lael
E Equals MC What!!!!
Member # 5491
 written Sunday, October 9 2005 15:04 Profile Homepage #86
Zorro: Try Occam's Razor on this.

Situation: A great many people, including people who are otherwise quite intelligent and reasonable, believe something that you consider to be ridiculous.

You can conclude:

1. That we are all morons/brainwashed.

or

2. That perhaps you have failed to understand our point of view properly.

Which makes more sense?

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Sex is easier than love.
Posts: 1861 | Registered: Friday, February 11 2005 08:00
First Kiss in General
Ash Lael
E Equals MC What!!!!
Member # 5491
 written Sunday, October 9 2005 14:40 Profile Homepage #25
quote:
Originally written by chicho:

why a lot of people here never kissed, how old are you, at least im just 15.i hope you kiss soon and that you not be too old or some bad people will consider you as losers and freaks
I'm 20, and have never kissed because I have yet to meet anyone I have strong feelings for. If everything goes to plan, I'll go through my life never having kissed more than one girl.

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Sex is easier than love.
Posts: 1861 | Registered: Friday, February 11 2005 08:00
First Kiss in General
Ash Lael
E Equals MC What!!!!
Member # 5491
 written Sunday, October 9 2005 00:49 Profile Homepage #12
How about "over the water?"

EDIT: Or use the full name. My bonnie lies over the Bass strait... still missing something, isn't it?

[ Sunday, October 09, 2005 00:51: Message edited by: Ash Lael ]

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Sex is easier than love.
Posts: 1861 | Registered: Friday, February 11 2005 08:00
Name everything in General
Ash Lael
E Equals MC What!!!!
Member # 5491
 written Sunday, October 9 2005 00:34 Profile Homepage #43
Maybe it's to make him feel guilty or something? :P

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Sex is easier than love.
Posts: 1861 | Registered: Friday, February 11 2005 08:00
First Kiss in General
Ash Lael
E Equals MC What!!!!
Member # 5491
 written Saturday, October 8 2005 22:02 Profile Homepage #6
Okay, then by those standards I am still kissless. I was similarly the subject of a peck-and-run, but mine was a bit more recent.

[ Saturday, October 08, 2005 22:03: Message edited by: Ash Lael ]

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Posts: 1861 | Registered: Friday, February 11 2005 08:00
Sleep in General
Ash Lael
E Equals MC What!!!!
Member # 5491
 written Saturday, October 8 2005 21:39 Profile Homepage #7
Milking cows shot my body clock completely. If it wasn't for work, I wouldn't even have sleeping patterns.

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Sex is easier than love.
Posts: 1861 | Registered: Friday, February 11 2005 08:00
First Kiss in General
Ash Lael
E Equals MC What!!!!
Member # 5491
 written Saturday, October 8 2005 21:34 Profile Homepage #3
My answer is different depending on whether just being kissed counts, or whether it has to be a mutual thing.

EDIT: And also on whether there has to be tongue contact to qualify.

[ Saturday, October 08, 2005 21:36: Message edited by: Ash Lael ]

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Sex is easier than love.
Posts: 1861 | Registered: Friday, February 11 2005 08:00
Fav Accent in General
Ash Lael
E Equals MC What!!!!
Member # 5491
 written Saturday, October 8 2005 21:25 Profile Homepage #30
The New Zealand accent is probably the funniest. When you pronounce "6" as "sex" you're really pre-programmed to induce laughter. Bring on the fush & chups!

I dislike the Southern US accent.

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Posts: 1861 | Registered: Friday, February 11 2005 08:00
Remember when everyone celebrated the year 2000? in General
Ash Lael
E Equals MC What!!!!
Member # 5491
 written Saturday, October 8 2005 21:12 Profile Homepage #21
quote:
Originally written by WST ben:

You just got 1000 posts? And here I was thinking you had like 2500 or so. :eek:

Congrats at any rate. Having it seem like you have more posts than you really do is a good sign of quality over quantity.
One of the things that makes this whole thing so utterly meaningless is the fact that I was posting in a different account for, what, four years?

But I suppose it's like birthdays. Just as good a time as any for a bit of back-slapping. Thankee all! :)

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Sex is easier than love.
Posts: 1861 | Registered: Friday, February 11 2005 08:00
Kissing a girl in General
Ash Lael
E Equals MC What!!!!
Member # 5491
 written Saturday, October 8 2005 20:49 Profile Homepage #108
Alex, allow me to say, reading that post has given me a lot of respect for you. You've got guts, bro.

Don't think you're alone, either. Even for those of us religious types who aren't gay, there's plenty of sexual temptation of all flavours to go around.

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Sex is easier than love.
Posts: 1861 | Registered: Friday, February 11 2005 08:00
Politics and Beliefs in General
Ash Lael
E Equals MC What!!!!
Member # 5491
 written Friday, October 7 2005 23:53 Profile Homepage #59
quote:
Originally written by Mournin' Salmon:

The outlaw statement mirrors other comments, in that you can't force people to do things against their will. It mostly doesn't work, and when it does it has been called slavery.
So... outlawing murder when someone really wants to kill someone else is the same as slavery? Or did I miss something?

quote:
The idea of random abortions is not new. Infanticide is not new. They are legitimate methods of population control for isolated peoples dependent on an area of limited resources. There are no absolutes in morality, and like hemlines, attitudes on morals will shift over time.
By that argument, does anything seperate abortion from randomly shooting people in the street?

quote:
Why is it that a culture that existed for over 2000 years should not be important? What culture is important and why? Are their multiple cultures of importance or just one? I was merely pointing out two things.
1. Another culture had experience with the idea of abortion and had determined that several natural substances aided in that process.
2. Knowledge of the substances was not lost, and they could be used again if doctor aided abortions were outlawed.
All of these points are completely irrelevant to the question of whether abortion is a good thing or not.

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I have a very wide range of moral tenents, but the most basic is that I should never force my view of the world onto the unwilling. Education helps people make their own decisions.
I'm pro-life. Had my mother decided to abort me, she would have been forcing her opinions onto me in a very definite way. :P

Again, I haven't seen you say anything to differentiate abortion from murder.

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