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Grad 2003!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! in General
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quote:
Originally posted by X:
They have Mormons in AZ though, walled up behind the Grand Canyon. Real Mormons too, fundamentalist, polygamous ones.
I spoke with Drazuv (former Arena member who is indeed a Mormon) about this once. Apparently, polygamy was allowed in the "New World" to copulate new believers into being, and is no longer allowed by their religion. (Of course, keep in mind that plenty other aspects of their beliefs confused me as well.)

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We're all amazed but not amused
By all the things that you said you'd do.
You're much concerned but not involved by
Decisions that are made by you
But we are sick and tired of hearing your song,
Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong,
'Cause if you really want to hear our views,
You haven't done nothin'.

Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00
Yet Another Self-Indulgent Goodbye Topic in General
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I'd post something along the lines of "waah cya", but odds are you'll show up on AIM enough anyway.

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We're all amazed but not amused
By all the things that you said you'd do.
You're much concerned but not involved by
Decisions that are made by you
But we are sick and tired of hearing your song,
Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong,
'Cause if you really want to hear our views,
You haven't done nothin'.

Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00
The Silvar Inn in General
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DoomGuards don't split when any spell other than Shockwave, Wall of Blades or Wound is hurled at them- they're immune to all elements.

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We're all amazed but not amused
By all the things that you said you'd do.
You're much concerned but not involved by
Decisions that are made by you
But we are sick and tired of hearing your song,
Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong,
'Cause if you really want to hear our views,
You haven't done nothin'.

Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00
ATTN Wagots in General
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You know what this topic needs...

Shaper Master:
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We're all amazed but not amused
By all the things that you said you'd do.
You're much concerned but not involved by
Decisions that are made by you
But we are sick and tired of hearing your song,
Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong,
'Cause if you really want to hear our views,
You haven't done nothin'.

Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00
ATTN Wagots in General
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You're Canned, and you're still asking this? My god, how dense are you? Just shut the hell up, already! (I'm going to try to get Alorael to lock this topic and see what can be done about you.)

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We're all amazed but not amused
By all the things that you said you'd do.
You're much concerned but not involved by
Decisions that are made by you
But we are sick and tired of hearing your song,
Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong,
'Cause if you really want to hear our views,
You haven't done nothin'.

Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00
The Silvar Inn in General
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This RP is pitiful. I quit, and I suggest likewise to VWM.

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We're all amazed but not amused
By all the things that you said you'd do.
You're much concerned but not involved by
Decisions that are made by you
But we are sick and tired of hearing your song,
Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong,
'Cause if you really want to hear our views,
You haven't done nothin'.

Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00
Miscellaneous is dead in General
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Alorael, come now! Misc was at least a bit more intellectual and was a much better place to post in. Plus, it wasn't comprised +50% of TGM and SM's rubbish.

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We're all amazed but not amused
By all the things that you said you'd do.
You're much concerned but not involved by
Decisions that are made by you
But we are sick and tired of hearing your song,
Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong,
'Cause if you really want to hear our views,
You haven't done nothin'.

Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00
ATTN Wagots in General
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*Urge to STRANGLE!!! rising...*

You are canned. I suggest you stop, before the administration decides that they made a typo and should have insteat placed a B in lieu of the C.

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We're all amazed but not amused
By all the things that you said you'd do.
You're much concerned but not involved by
Decisions that are made by you
But we are sick and tired of hearing your song,
Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong,
'Cause if you really want to hear our views,
You haven't done nothin'.

Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00
Grad 2003!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! in General
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Alec- You have Mormons in Nevada? I thought they stayed in Utah for the most part.

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We're all amazed but not amused
By all the things that you said you'd do.
You're much concerned but not involved by
Decisions that are made by you
But we are sick and tired of hearing your song,
Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong,
'Cause if you really want to hear our views,
You haven't done nothin'.

Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00
Oh.. my.. self.. in General
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My problem isn't with either being used, it's with both being used. If we chose one way of pronouncing dipthongs, we should stick to it. Saying the dipthongs in weird and percieve as the same is irritating when they're spelled differently. If the majority of ie/ei dipthongs are pronounced Germanically (and they are), then we should pronounce them all that way.

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We're all amazed but not amused
By all the things that you said you'd do.
You're much concerned but not involved by
Decisions that are made by you
But we are sick and tired of hearing your song,
Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong,
'Cause if you really want to hear our views,
You haven't done nothin'.

Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00
Oh.. my.. self.. in General
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English is a Germanic language. Therefore, dipthongs should be pronounced using Germanic phonetics (aka pronounce the latter of the two letters in an i+e dipthong). Wierd shoul be spelled as such. Either is pronounced [ai+thur], not [ee-thur].

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We're all amazed but not amused
By all the things that you said you'd do.
You're much concerned but not involved by
Decisions that are made by you
But we are sick and tired of hearing your song,
Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong,
'Cause if you really want to hear our views,
You haven't done nothin'.

Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00
Grad 2003!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! in General
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Hey hey hey! I'm a commie, not a Marxist. There's a difference, bub.

And while I have obscure beliefs in terms of Democracy, I wholeheartedly assure you, America is not a Democracy. It's a half-assed lie of a Republic. The jist of my beliefs is that all political rights exist as protection for civil rights and economic fairness and equality, but any system I propose would be vastly more democratic than the one we have today.

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We're all amazed but not amused
By all the things that you said you'd do.
You're much concerned but not involved by
Decisions that are made by you
But we are sick and tired of hearing your song,
Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong,
'Cause if you really want to hear our views,
You haven't done nothin'.

Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00
Recommend me books! in General
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Alec- Yeah, Flowers for Algernon was the book I was referring to. Thanks.

David- Most short stories you'll read are either compressed novels or sections of novels.

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We're all amazed but not amused
By all the things that you said you'd do.
You're much concerned but not involved by
Decisions that are made by you
But we are sick and tired of hearing your song,
Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong,
'Cause if you really want to hear our views,
You haven't done nothin'.

Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00
Recommend me books! in General
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Black Boy by Richard Wright
Lone Ranger and Tonto: Fistfight in Heaven by Sherman Alexie
Henry IV Part 1 by Shakespeare
I'd recommend The Trial, but virtually anything by Franz Kafka is good.

(Also, there's another book I enjoyed that I can't remember the name or author of. It's about a retard named Charlie who is a guinnea pig in an experiment that makes him become gradually more intelligent and then back to where he started. Thanks to anyone who knows what I'm talking about.)

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We're all amazed but not amused
By all the things that you said you'd do.
You're much concerned but not involved by
Decisions that are made by you
But we are sick and tired of hearing your song,
Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong,
'Cause if you really want to hear our views,
You haven't done nothin'.

Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00
The Silvar Inn in General
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OOC: Listen Chicken little, your characters are DEAD. They're FUCKING DEAD. Just shut the hell up and either make some new ones or get the hell out.

(Of course, I speak for the majority when I say that the latter would be the best option for all involved. All except for you, but I'd hardly call you a somebody, thusly discluding you from any such statement.)

EDIT: Wait now, you actually have a plot? You know, screw it. Nobody wants to hear it, and god knows from previous "plots" of yours that they're nothing but feces anyway.

[ Wednesday, June 18, 2003 20:10: Message edited by: Bad Deacon ]

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We're all amazed but not amused
By all the things that you said you'd do.
You're much concerned but not involved by
Decisions that are made by you
But we are sick and tired of hearing your song,
Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong,
'Cause if you really want to hear our views,
You haven't done nothin'.

Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00
The Silvar Inn in General
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[OOC: Si-er is dead, and if he wasn't gone before, he's gone now.]

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*Suddenly, Sabertooth and Black Friday III walk into the inn once more. Black Friday III is confused at seeing Si-er's spirit, whereas Sabertooth is just plain irritated.*

Sabertooth: Let me guess. One of you guys did him in, and he's refusing to die?

Slith: It was I, after he tried firing my own gun, with the safety on no less, and after he caused an earthquake in this inn.

Sabertooth: Fine. I'll take care of the green guy. Friday, if the other guy resists, you can have your way with him.

Ye-er: You'll have to get through me, first! We have loyalty, something a halfbreed like you could never--

*Sabertooth aims his right palm at Si-er. Suddenly, a huge beam of darkness with writthing whips of energy emerging at its tip hurdles towards Si-er's spirit. Upon contact, the wisps of energy on the beam engulf Si-er and spread over his spirit. Si-er cries out in horrendous, brutal pain, causing most patrons of the inn to cover their ears in order to keep them from bleeding.*

Si-er: Make it stop, good lord, make it stop! Aaaaaaaaauuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

*The spirit immediately disippates into numerous green sparks that float around ambiently before losing their light and disappearing. Black Friday, along with everyone else in the inn, is speechless.*

Sabertooth: Not even an afterlife for the poor thing. How sad. Heh, I love the sound of a soul being annihilated... It really brings warmth to my heart.

Aiyosz: That was entertaining.

Sabertooth: Thanks. I enjoyed it very much myself.

*Sabertooth turns around to his companion, who could otherwise be mistaken for a statue due to his motionless stance.*

Sabertooth: Hey Friday, I told you that you could have the pleasure of Ye-er. If you won't take care of him, I will.

Black Friday III: O-okay... If you s-say so...

*Black Friday calmly walks up to Ye-er, the latter of which prepares a large ball of fire in its hands.*

Ye-er: Don't take another step, or you'll be burned alive.

*Sabertooth begins reeling over, laughing.*

Ye-er: You asked for it! FLAMESTRIKE!

*A tremendous ball of flames strikes Black Friday squarely in the gut. The warrior is perfectly unharmed, and the cultist is in complete shock. The latter is shocked further when a heavily-plated hand grips him in the throad and lifts him four feet into the air. Black Friday III walks calmly out of the inn, strangling Ye-er single-handedly. He doesn't close the door to the inn as he leaves, allowing the patrons of the inn bold enough to watch. He sets Ye-er on his feet, and then aims a punch. Ye-er doesn't get enough time to collapse from exhaustion when Black Friday III's punch finds its mark in his face. Ye-er's skull is promptly removed, along with his spine fully intact, leaving a horrible trail of blood as it flies over fifteen feet through the air, and lands with a crack and subsequent splat. Black Friday III ducks back through the doorway and into the inn, with blood covering his right hand and flecks of it across his chestplate and helm.*

Black Friday III: That was easy.

Sabertooth: Heheh... I'll give you six points for style, 10 for violence, and 7 for creativity.

Black Friday III: Just a 7.7? I must be losing my touch.

Sabertooth: Don't sweat it. You'll hardly meet anyone that'll need more than a 5's worth in performance, until we encounter Tigerfang.

Black Friday III: True.

*Black Friday III looks down at the ground, and notices a small sac of gold coins that Ye-er dropped from his robes, presumably from when Black Friday III dragged him outside.*

Black Friday III: Ten... Twenty... Hunh. Fifty gold coins. Say Alex, ten of these should cover a night's stay, right?

Alex: S-s-s-sure... Ten will do just fine! Have a good sleep!

*The two Rakshasi go to their room, and have some well-earned sleep.*

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We're all amazed but not amused
By all the things that you said you'd do.
You're much concerned but not involved by
Decisions that are made by you
But we are sick and tired of hearing your song,
Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong,
'Cause if you really want to hear our views,
You haven't done nothin'.

Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00
The Silvar Inn in General
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When a post you make in a fricking RP is hardly longer than your signature, you have serious problems.

(Hint: NO IT IS NOT BETTER AT ALL

And BTW, "prior" means "before". [url=http://www.m-w.com/[Look it up.[/url])

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We're all amazed but not amused
By all the things that you said you'd do.
You're much concerned but not involved by
Decisions that are made by you
But we are sick and tired of hearing your song,
Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong,
'Cause if you really want to hear our views,
You haven't done nothin'.

Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00
The Silvar Inn in General
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*A cavern. The light-giving fungi that cover the cave cieling still grow here, albeit sparsely. Sabertooth is sitting down on a small, slightly rounded boulder. His palms are pressed together, and his eyes are closed. He hums to himself mindlessly.

Crack!

He turns around sharply, staring the intruder in the eye. Black Friday III slowly removes his right foot from the rubble his heel's impact inadvertently crushed.*


Black Friday III: Sabertooth!

Sabertooth: Greetings. I see you heard the rumors as well, eh?

Black Friday III: Indeed so. Tigerfang is in the area, and I am here to slay him.

Sabertooth: I had no idea Tigerfang was here, I was just looking for a large faction of seperated members of the Skullz.

Black Friday III: Two different rumors... Well, I guess we're both after the same goal. It will be an honor to walk with one of my nation's brightest magi.

Sabertooth: Let's hope you have the skills of your late grandfather.

*Sabertooth gets up from the boulder, dusting off his robes lightly.*

Sabertooth: Let's go back to the inn. We can formulate a plan there.

Black Friday III: Very well. After you.

*The two Rakshasi slowly leave the cave.*

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We're all amazed but not amused
By all the things that you said you'd do.
You're much concerned but not involved by
Decisions that are made by you
But we are sick and tired of hearing your song,
Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong,
'Cause if you really want to hear our views,
You haven't done nothin'.

Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00
Last Week's SmackDown! in General
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Good Jigga. *pats him on the head*

Bad SM. *wraps newspaper, swats SM like a naughty puppy*

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We're all amazed but not amused
By all the things that you said you'd do.
You're much concerned but not involved by
Decisions that are made by you
But we are sick and tired of hearing your song,
Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong,
'Cause if you really want to hear our views,
You haven't done nothin'.

Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00
The Silvar Inn in General
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SM, that battle was pathetic. You cannot RP, sorry.

PS- Grah-Hoth sucks.

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We're all amazed but not amused
By all the things that you said you'd do.
You're much concerned but not involved by
Decisions that are made by you
But we are sick and tired of hearing your song,
Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong,
'Cause if you really want to hear our views,
You haven't done nothin'.

Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00
The Silvar Inn in General
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(OOC: Not only did you misspell "Rakshasi", but the Rakshasic Nation is in another universe, and they haven't had a policy of slavery since the revolution. When you say Rakshasi, keep in mind that Sabertooth and Black Friday III have absolutely nothing to do with the rogues that had your character captive. All of the Rakshasi met in Exile/Averum are rogues left over from the debacle of the Skullz, the pre-revolution government that was brutally overthrown on "Black Friday", one of the few national holidays of the Rakshasi.)

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We're all amazed but not amused
By all the things that you said you'd do.
You're much concerned but not involved by
Decisions that are made by you
But we are sick and tired of hearing your song,
Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong,
'Cause if you really want to hear our views,
You haven't done nothin'.

Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00
Grad 2003!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! in General
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http://www.geocities.com/terrorsmartyr/COREY.html

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We're all amazed but not amused
By all the things that you said you'd do.
You're much concerned but not involved by
Decisions that are made by you
But we are sick and tired of hearing your song,
Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong,
'Cause if you really want to hear our views,
You haven't done nothin'.

Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00
Grad 2003!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! in General
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*reels over laughing*

There has to be something I can do with this.

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We're all amazed but not amused
By all the things that you said you'd do.
You're much concerned but not involved by
Decisions that are made by you
But we are sick and tired of hearing your song,
Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong,
'Cause if you really want to hear our views,
You haven't done nothin'.

Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00
Powergaming? in General
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SHUT UP (EMPHASIS ADDED BY REFERENCE TO SEXUAL INTERCOURSE)

NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR YOU WHINE. PLEASE ENGAGE IN SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH YOURSELF WITH CURLING IRONS UNTIL YOU BLEED OUT (OF) THE END OF YOUR DIGESTIVE SYSTEM

THANK YOU SIR


(Censored amusingly. Bad TM.)

[ Tuesday, June 17, 2003 17:00: Message edited by: Imban ]

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We're all amazed but not amused
By all the things that you said you'd do.
You're much concerned but not involved by
Decisions that are made by you
But we are sick and tired of hearing your song,
Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong,
'Cause if you really want to hear our views,
You haven't done nothin'.

Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00
Who canned me, and why? in General
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Shaper- If you want the real story about my demodding, ask virtually anyone who was around at the time. The person who was at fault was Scorp. I was blindly roped in and swatted like a naughty puppy for no reason, because Ms. Sthrout (misspelling intentional) is a paranoid autofellator.

Zephyr and Lone Flame- Will you just shut the hell up, already? Neither of you are powerful, and I have the three years and black belt 'nuff to prove so if you really feel like getting further into it.

[ Tuesday, June 17, 2003 16:15: Message edited by: Bad Deacon ]

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We're all amazed but not amused
By all the things that you said you'd do.
You're much concerned but not involved by
Decisions that are made by you
But we are sick and tired of hearing your song,
Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong,
'Cause if you really want to hear our views,
You haven't done nothin'.

Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00

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