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quote:
Originally written by Drakefyre:

Placement of continents:

Pralgrad is connected to Valorim by an isthmus. Aixo is east of the isthmus and Vantanas is south of Aixo.

kekekekekeke

drakey makes a typo dire!!!

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Pralgad is indeed connected to Valorim by an isthmus, but Aizo is SW of that isthmus, and Vantanas is east of Aizo.

EDIT: PS, Arancaytar... The creation of the Empire is most undoubtedly documented quite well. You're a beta-tester of Bandits 2, you should know this as well.

And that reminds me, have you even been playing it?

[ Friday, July 18, 2003 21:14: Message edited by: Doctor Wu ]

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'Fraid not. Lord Motrax, Overlord of All Typed Material, has deemed that all topics he deem inflamatory get locked. Therefore, a puny soul like mine has no way to defy his heavenly mandate.

(Actually, I'm running out of countries anyway.)

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You're much concerned but not involved by
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But we are sick and tired of hearing your song,
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Wait, hunh? Where does it say that?

The "only one special ability" rule applies to abilities you give monsters in the "Advanced" monster editing screen. There's a limit to one, because it's 100% to have two.

EDIT: Omlette, your design is fairly good. A few pointers...

20 Skill is completely unnecessary. Trash it.
8 Speed is unnecessary. Lower it to 5/6 or raise it to 9/10.
8 poison is unnecessary. A monster can only be "filled" with 8 poison at max at any one time, so poison 3 would give them their limit. The rest above 3 is a waste.
You'll probably want magic-immunity.

All in all, not awful. At least it's better than Nazgul's. Nazgul, I have a few suggestions for you:

Mage 2 is awful. Drop it. There has never been a monster with mage 2 that did well. Ever.
A mage/bruiser won't work. Either drop the attacks (he'll never use them) or drop the mage skill.
Speed 8 is unnecessary.

[ Friday, July 18, 2003 20:56: Message edited by: Doctor Wu ]

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We're all amazed but not amused
By all the things that you said you'd do.
You're much concerned but not involved by
Decisions that are made by you
But we are sick and tired of hearing your song,
Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong,
'Cause if you really want to hear our views,
You haven't done nothin'.

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I'll be the guy who bashes you upside with a chair, knocking you out cold. Where will you find yourself the next day? Probably a dumpster of some sort, maybe a beach after the tides drag you ashore.

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By all the things that you said you'd do.
You're much concerned but not involved by
Decisions that are made by you
But we are sick and tired of hearing your song,
Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong,
'Cause if you really want to hear our views,
You haven't done nothin'.

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LoneFlame, you're proposing that all games use MIDIs (which is something I'm not wholly against), use 8-bit graphics, and come in under a megabyte. Things get bigger because they're getting better.

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We're all amazed but not amused
By all the things that you said you'd do.
You're much concerned but not involved by
Decisions that are made by you
But we are sick and tired of hearing your song,
Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong,
'Cause if you really want to hear our views,
You haven't done nothin'.

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All of those indeed can be circumvented by magic-immunity. Sorry.

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By all the things that you said you'd do.
You're much concerned but not involved by
Decisions that are made by you
But we are sick and tired of hearing your song,
Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong,
'Cause if you really want to hear our views,
You haven't done nothin'.

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As Rasputin was struck by the flames, both Daystar and Uriah Man picked up their weapons and charged at the enemy, cutting a path to the magi with their weapons. Unfortunately, they were quickly overwhelmed by the flames, and were hurled back unconcious. The Magi hurled even more fire at Manes, burning his fur, causing him to run about in hysteria. Montiman Oliver raced to the right in order to flank the bandits. Mrs. Potato began radiating flames while hasting herself and advancing on the opponent, while Rock Lee took the true initiative of a martial artist by charging at the bandits, hitting them repeatedly with a melee that was ineffective. Rasputin stumbled around a bit, still stunned from the burns. The magi aimed their beams at Mrs Potato, but she didn't seem harmed at all from the flames. In retaliation, she covered the bandits with webs and a noxious gas that made them cough and wheeze. Montiman Oliver swung his sword once, slicing two bandits cleanly in half, but opening himself up to being burned by the magi. Which he was. He toppled over unconcious. Rock Lee kept on using Taijutsu on the bandits, but failed to realize that blocking swords is more difficult than blocking fists. A jab to the gut sent him in shock. Two bandit warriors walked over to one of the merchant's wagons and began harassing it, as the magi approached the second. Mrs. Potato lept in their path. Unfortunately for her, the oxen pulling the merchant's wagon had gone out of control. She sidestepped to the left in order not to be crushed, but alas, the remaining bandits most decidedly got in the wagon's way, and began pummeling it. Thinking fast, Mrs. Potato did absolutely nothing. The magi blew up the first wagon of food, and fired at Mrs. Potato. Fortunately, Mrs. Potato summoned a group of slimes that covered one of the magi, killing her. The bandits tried fighting off the slimes. Mrs. Potato summoned a group of wolves that pounced over the magi, killing them. Finally, she finished off the remaining warriors with a few flame spells.

Party- 5
Bandits- 1

The others slowly began to get up. Thankfully, none were dead, although most were injured. They made their way safely into Sidford the next morning.

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IM me/post your additions to your monster. Remember, you get 25 skill points to spend or save as you chose.

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We're all amazed but not amused
By all the things that you said you'd do.
You're much concerned but not involved by
Decisions that are made by you
But we are sick and tired of hearing your song,
Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong,
'Cause if you really want to hear our views,
You haven't done nothin'.

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I think it's set. I'll start the first match.

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It's dark. The forests en route to Sidford are thick, and the path makes the party feel isolated and helpless towards attack. Montiman Oliver at the front leads the two merchant wagons, constantly checking for signs of danger. Unfortunately, the sounds of both the party and the wind rustling the trees meant that all means of tracking enemy were unusable, and the party felt like sitting ducks.

Rasputin: How long until Sid--
Oliver: Hush.
Daystar: It can't be that--
Oliver: Hush!
Uriah: I'd reckon it's--
Oliver: Will you all be quiet!!! This forest is up to its neck in bandits, and the wagons are forcing us to trot along this road like a bunch of sitting ducks. If any of us raise our voices, then they'll be on us in an instant, you bloody fools!!!
Rock Lee: For telling us to be quiet, you're plenty loud yourself.

Oliver Montiman gasps, and turns around frantically. Noone is to be seen.

Daystar: Nobody is the--

Suddenly, Daystar ducked out of instict, as three beams of flame soared over him, striking Rasputin soundly thrice [20+20+10]. The party turned around to see a large bandit raiding party at their backs.

Battle:
Party vs. 3x Bandit Mage, 4x Bandit Warrior, 5x Bandit

Winning Conditions: Defeat of all enemies
Losing Conditions: Defeat of party, defeat of both merchants
Other Conditions: Rasputin starts the battle at 70 HP. (I rolled a dice to figure out which party member would take 50 damage. It turned out to be him.)

I'll run this match now.

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We're all amazed but not amused
By all the things that you said you'd do.
You're much concerned but not involved by
Decisions that are made by you
But we are sick and tired of hearing your song,
Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong,
'Cause if you really want to hear our views,
You haven't done nothin'.

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The more, the merrier. Knock yourself out, kid.

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But we are sick and tired of hearing your song,
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'Cause if you really want to hear our views,
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But we are sick and tired of hearing your song,
Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong,
'Cause if you really want to hear our views,
You haven't done nothin'.

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...yeah. And thus just occured to you people?

Good lord, what a waste of Spidweb's all-too-precious bandwidth.

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quote:

Posts: 666!!! | From Auckland, New Zealand | Registered: Jul 2002  |  IP: Logged | 
IT IS THE DEVAL HAW HAW HAW!!!

Other than that, I'd personally recommend going to the humane society and getting yourself euthenized instead. It would be less painful for everyone involved.

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This is also arguable. Jaded members who habit of both insightfully contributing and pissing people off such as myself or Alec will only reflect the latter in their karma(s).

To answer Order Mage's question: To become a good member, start by creating a scenario and submit it to a contest, but make sure that the scenario is so buggy that you have to re-submit it three times, and even then winning is difficult because of BoE bugs. Then, become a moderator of the Avernum 2 board. After which, you should try a scenario based on the idea that cameos are cool, asking virtually everyone to be in your scenario, creating a short-lived trend of scenarios that desperately try to re-capture the idea, and somehow never become completed. In the meantime, you've figured out that the Arena is the perfect place to post Goatse. By now, you've become mod of Misc., A2, Nethergate (which you created), and Galatic Core (which you also created). You've recommended many people to moderation positions, and you've created a glitchy and insanely difficult scenario called "Backlash", or something of the like, only to produce eleventy bajillion more scenarios like "Backlash: Brown Stallion" or "Backlash: Big Hitting" in the future. Unfortunately, the boards will switch from UBB to Invisionfree, and then will decide to suck worse than they do already. You will at that point moderate half of the boards, until you piss off an unruly newbie named "Seekwon6". Another member named "DoctorScalpius" will post an image you hosted on your site for him at the top of Misc, getting both you and him demodded on account of your being direly framed. The administration will refuse to listen to you. Ah well, time to start pumping out more scenarios. You'll make one in the desert. You'll make one in 24 hours. Your scenarios will focus on such rich, unique and unexplored races such as "Rukshuso" and "Oloothods", and will all be beta-tested by Sertem Ari. By now, everyone has identified you by your habit of getting banned repeatedly from multiple places, your insanely leftist beliefs (you will be a commie by now), your malicious habits of attacking posters, and your prolific scenario repetoire.

Then, Order Mage, you will truly be a good member.

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We're all amazed but not amused
By all the things that you said you'd do.
You're much concerned but not involved by
Decisions that are made by you
But we are sick and tired of hearing your song,
Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong,
'Cause if you really want to hear our views,
You haven't done nothin'.

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Bob, you will find that ironing out the flaws in Pingu will leave you with GhoulsRUs (magic immunity) or Knight of the Rose mkXIII (no magic immunity). IMAGE(Drawbridges-Free Combat RP_files/tongue.gif)

Hatake Kakashi- You're 27 points under. I added cold resistance for you, which costs a whopping 1 point with your 12 speed. My personal suggestion would be to lower your melee skill and increase the damage you can do. Plus, 12 speed is unnecessary for a bruiser. You can do equally well with only 10. Although for a first-timer, not bad.

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We're all amazed but not amused
By all the things that you said you'd do.
You're much concerned but not involved by
Decisions that are made by you
But we are sick and tired of hearing your song,
Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong,
'Cause if you really want to hear our views,
You haven't done nothin'.

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"I should have changed that stupid lock / I should have made you leave your key / If I'd have known for just one second / You'd be back to bother me"

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By all the things that you said you'd do.
You're much concerned but not involved by
Decisions that are made by you
But we are sick and tired of hearing your song,
Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong,
'Cause if you really want to hear our views,
You haven't done nothin'.

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Only one per person (barring plot-related NPCs), though if we don't have enough people, I might extend it to two.

Submit a monster whenever you're ready.

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We're all amazed but not amused
By all the things that you said you'd do.
You're much concerned but not involved by
Decisions that are made by you
But we are sick and tired of hearing your song,
Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong,
'Cause if you really want to hear our views,
You haven't done nothin'.

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I'm sorry that 13k of text is more than you can handle.

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By all the things that you said you'd do.
You're much concerned but not involved by
Decisions that are made by you
But we are sick and tired of hearing your song,
Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong,
'Cause if you really want to hear our views,
You haven't done nothin'.

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RULES:
Seeing how this is the third (and simplest, might I add) Arena-based RP attempted, I'll try to make the rules so simple that people not joining due to the complexity of the rules becomes a near-impossibility. So here they are...

http://www.sitemouse.com/users/drakefyre/rulesxiii.html

You will make a monster or use one of the monsters given (see link at end), give it a name and a brief description. Battles will be between the party(s) and monsters made by the plot's owner. If you don't know how to run an arena match, contact myself or someone else who knows how to run matches (Imban is another) to run it for you. For every battle won, the party recieves 25 more points per member to use as they see fit. Points may be saved to use later. At to time may any statistics be subtracted, although an ability in one catergory may be changed into another (that means that you may turn Paralysis Ray into Petrification Ray, but not Paralysis Ray into Heat Ray).

If the party loses, then all members start over at 600 points or half of their existing points rounded to the nearest 25 (whichever is greater). Plot owners are suggested to not make plots where the world rests on the party's shoulers so that loss becomes feasible. A plot is over whenever the plot owner (or the vast majority of players) says so, or when the party dies (no party means no plot). Take turns, please! IMAGE(Drawbridges-Free Combat RP_files/smile.gif)

I will be the owner of the first plotline, but it will be a short one (aka one battle), just so that people unfamiliar with how this works may become accustomed to it.

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Story Arc 1 - Intro

SCENE: Small Town in S. Doston, Applegrove

The mayor is sitting in a humble, white-washed brick building, sitting on a wooden chair before a wooden meeting table, speaking with a fancier-dressed official.

Mayor George: Hello, ex-General Montiman Oliver.
Oliver: Hello, old friend. I see you still support the brutal foundation.

Both of them chuckle.

Mayor George: You've been feeling better since you came back from Pralgad.
Oliver: Yes...

Silence.

Mayor George: Well, as you know, the nearby town of Sidford is being besieged by bandits, and they're running out of food. If the bandits get ahold of the iron mines, then we're in deep trouble. The steel foundry there should make them even deadlier than they already are.
Oliver: You know that I can't stand the Empire, but that doesn't mean I won't assist a group of stranded civillians from their preadators.
Mayor George: You're a good man, that's why I brought you here.

The mayor reaches under the table and produces a large sac of coins.

Mayor George: I give you two-thousand coins. Use these to buy yourself some adventurers. Your task is rather simple, especially for a genius fighter and tactician like yourself. There are two merchants with wagons of food with them, eager to trade fairly and generously with the people of Sidford. It's not far to the north, I trust you should be able to make it.
Oliver: Easilly. Thanks for the he--
Mayor George: And one final warning. These bandits are vicious- don't take them lightly!
Oliver: Of course.
Mayor George: Very well. You are dismissed.
Oliver: Thank you.

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Oliver went searching around the fairly large city, looking for adventurers. When he was through, these brave men had been hired...

=Montiman Oliver [NPC]=
Points: 750*
Type: Giant
Level: 17 (170)
Health: 180 (180)
Skill: 15 (60)
Speed: 6 (120)
Attacks: 20d10 (220)
Description: An ex-General of the Imperial Army, Montiman Oliver left because of his disapproval of the mindless slaughtering of Pralgadian Troglodytes. He still posses Imperial training, however, making him a fierce opponent.
(*Montiman will be leaving the party at the end of the first story arc. He's an NPC, and thus is subject to different conditions than other party members.)

=Merchant 1 [NPC]=
Points: 250*
Type: Undead
Health: 250 (250)
Speed: 1 (0)
Description: This is one of the two merchant wagons that are carrying food for the city of Sidford.
(*Much like Montiman Oliver, the two Merchants are NPCs.)

=Merchant 2 [NPC]=
Points: 250*
Type: Undead
Health: 250 (250)
Speed: 1 (0)
Description: This is one of the two merchant wagons that are carrying food for the city of Sidford.
(*Much like Montiman Oliver, the two Merchants are NPCs.)

=Uriah Man=
Points: 600
Type: Undead
Level: 6 (60)
Health: 169 (169)
Skill: 10 (50)
Attacks: 20d1, 20d1, 20d1 (120)
Speed: 6 (100)
Poison: 3 (12)
Ability: Icy Touch (25)
Resistances: M--- (64)
Description: Uriah Man is the son of a farmer, wearing blue overalls that cover a well-muscled figure, earned from many hard years of training and working in the fields. His weapon of choice is a large, steel rod with spikes and hooks welded solidly onto it. While the sheer blunt impact of the blow is bone-shatteringly strong, equally as painful is the weapon's being pulled back, often tearing off much of the victim's flesh along with it.

=Manes=
Points: 600
Type: Demon
Lvl: 0
HPs: 125 (150)
Spd: 11 (250)
Breath: Fire 20 (140)
Immunities: M--- (60)
Manes is brown and shaggy. he looks like Chewbacca after being "ruffled" by TM.

=Daystar, the Knight of the Rose=
Points: 600
Type Undead
Level 6 (+60) [60]
HP 192 (+192) [252]
Skill 10 (+50) [302]
Speed 6 (+100) [402]
Att 20d1 20d1 20d1 (+120) [522]
Paralysis Touch (+65) [587]
Imm --c- (+13) [600]
Wears reddish-pink metal armor with no helmet except for a circlet of the same metal with two wings going back from the sides of it. He has a sword of the same metal sheathed at his side.

=Rock Lee= (23 points under)
Points: 600
Type: Human
Level 9 (72)
Health 100 (100)
Melee 20 (100)
Attacks 1d9 1d9 1d9 (30)
Speed 12 (270)
Resistances --c- (1)
A Martial artist, his speed needs no armour, no binding, no weapon. His fist are full of righteous justice. He wears a green body suit, and posesses thick eye brows.

=Mrs. Potato=
Type: Slime
Level: 10 (80)
HP: 150 (150)
Armor: 1 (7)
Speed: 6 (100)
Mage: 3 (90)
Ability: Absorb Spells (150)
Field: 20% Fire (10)
Description: Mrs. Potato, intrigued by her husband's tales about Ermarian, has been dropped off by spaceship. She moves in the same way he does, with little hopping motions. However, she was given a wand by her husband, along with little potato armor, for protection.

=Rasputin Souvage=
Type: Beast
Level: 12 (120)
Health: 120 (120)
Skill: 15 (60)
Attacks: 20d3, 20d2, 20d2 (200)
Speed: 6 (100)
The Russians are gonna kick your ass

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Post your party members here. IM me if you have any questions. Here's the list of default designs you can make your party members with:

http://www.geocities.com/terrorsmartyr/samples.html

[ Friday, July 18, 2003 10:14: Message edited by: Doctor Wu ]

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We're all amazed but not amused
By all the things that you said you'd do.
You're much concerned but not involved by
Decisions that are made by you
But we are sick and tired of hearing your song,
Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong,
'Cause if you really want to hear our views,
You haven't done nothin'.

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...until the Moron Patrol bouncers catch you loitering outside, and jamb leather up your asscheeks.
kthx gbye son

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We're all amazed but not amused
By all the things that you said you'd do.
You're much concerned but not involved by
Decisions that are made by you
But we are sick and tired of hearing your song,
Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong,
'Cause if you really want to hear our views,
You haven't done nothin'.

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I'd like to argue Drakey's point about "humans" developing civilization on their own. What gets me is that Pralgad and Aizo spoke the same language (or close thereof) and had the same customs. It's almost as if they got their cultures from the same source.

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...who is inevidably pushed off of the wall and into the closet by the more popular and attractive girls and hired strippers.
Sorry. IMAGE(10001th Post!_files/tongue.gif)

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We're all amazed but not amused
By all the things that you said you'd do.
You're much concerned but not involved by
Decisions that are made by you
But we are sick and tired of hearing your song,
Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong,
'Cause if you really want to hear our views,
You haven't done nothin'.

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The Inn of Blades is most decidedly the inn on Doston, and was not once called the Inn of Blades of Exile.
Sorry.
(And the other inn on Valorim would have went away millenia before the IoB came about.)

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We're all amazed but not amused
By all the things that you said you'd do.
You're much concerned but not involved by
Decisions that are made by you
But we are sick and tired of hearing your song,
Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong,
'Cause if you really want to hear our views,
You haven't done nothin'.

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*bows down*
I apologize, Junnin. I thought her "cigarettes" were wholesome and Patriotic! I was a victim, lured into the Hell of un-American weed! I believed they were healthy, non-addictive, good for you, cancer-reducing Jesus pipes.

Needless to say, I was direly mistaken.

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We're all amazed but not amused
By all the things that you said you'd do.
You're much concerned but not involved by
Decisions that are made by you
But we are sick and tired of hearing your song,
Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong,
'Cause if you really want to hear our views,
You haven't done nothin'.

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Linking to porn is illegal. Sorry.

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We're all amazed but not amused
By all the things that you said you'd do.
You're much concerned but not involved by
Decisions that are made by you
But we are sick and tired of hearing your song,
Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong,
'Cause if you really want to hear our views,
You haven't done nothin'.

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Sorry, folks. I'm going to have to side with the Leaf Genin from the Hatake Clan.

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You're much concerned but not involved by
Decisions that are made by you
But we are sick and tired of hearing your song,
Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong,
'Cause if you really want to hear our views,
You haven't done nothin'.

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