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TESTERS REQUIRED FOR A VERY SIMPLE SCENARIO! in Blades of Avernum
Pig Catapult Warrior Member # 4665	written Thursday, July 15 2004 21:10 Profile #81 quote: Originally written by Just Call Me Kel: quote: Originally written by Pig Catapult: I give the beta version a 3.0(I would have said 4.0, but I have to take a point off for the bugs.) I think we know how The Grinch got its 3.9, now... O.o;; Huh? "The Grinch"? What do you mean? -------------------- Soy sauce makes everything better. Except for Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders. Soy sauce makes Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders all sticky. And it makes them smell funny. But soy sauce makes everything else better. Just not Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders. Posts: 129 \| Registered: Sunday, July 4 2004 07:00
TESTERS REQUIRED FOR A VERY SIMPLE SCENARIO! in Blades of Avernum
Pig Catapult Warrior Member # 4665	written Thursday, July 15 2004 17:34 Profile #79 quote: Originally written by Imban: Your standards are direly low, Pig Catapult, unless you mean out of 10. If Micael manages to patch up this scenario which is far from impossible, I'll give it at least a 2 on Spidweb, so it won't be deleted. ..... You're probably right. I suffer from chronic boredom. If something makes me less bored, then I like it. This made me less bored for a few hours. So I like it. -------------------- Soy sauce makes everything better. Except for Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders. Soy sauce makes Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders all sticky. And it makes them smell funny. But soy sauce makes everything else better. Just not Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders. Posts: 129 \| Registered: Sunday, July 4 2004 07:00
AGE? HOW OLD ARE WE? in General
Pig Catapult Warrior Member # 4665	written Thursday, July 15 2004 16:00 Profile #13 ............. Uh, are you asking what my age is, or my Otherkin Aspect? Because my Otherkin Aspect is older than I am. By a lot. -------------------- Soy sauce makes everything better. Except for Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders. Soy sauce makes Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders all sticky. And it makes them smell funny. But soy sauce makes everything else better. Just not Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders. Posts: 129 \| Registered: Sunday, July 4 2004 07:00
rebels in DwtD in Blades of Avernum
Pig Catapult Warrior Member # 4665	written Thursday, July 15 2004 15:42 Profile #2 But how do you get to the northwest corner? I can't get up there either. -------------------- Soy sauce makes everything better. Except for Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders. Soy sauce makes Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders all sticky. And it makes them smell funny. But soy sauce makes everything else better. Just not Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders. Posts: 129 \| Registered: Sunday, July 4 2004 07:00
TESTERS REQUIRED FOR A VERY SIMPLE SCENARIO! in Blades of Avernum
Pig Catapult Warrior Member # 4665	written Thursday, July 15 2004 15:33 Profile #75 quote: Originally written by Sathoj: It's THAT BAD and FAR WORSE. If you actually do the General Public the misservice of releasing this atrocity, Spidweb will have to create a scenario category for scenarios with scores of 1.0-1.9. Quiet, you!! hits Sathoj with a giant hammer I think that this scenario is quite good. It just needs a few bugs fixed is all. I give the beta version a 3.0(I would have said 4.0, but I have to take a point off for the bugs.) Another bug I found: When you exit from the side of one of the Walls, you get stuck in the wall and have to reload. You should really take those exits out. Second thing: The Winding Wall was annoying as heck. Replace some of those Burning Bones with Icewind Skeletons or something. And take out the message about not bothering to go farther. It's annoying when you're trying to get at a Burning Bones that just moved close to the wall. Oh, and I don't like Laser/Mirror puzzles. Just so you know. [ Thursday, July 15, 2004 15:39: Message edited by: Pig Catapult ] -------------------- Soy sauce makes everything better. Except for Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders. Soy sauce makes Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders all sticky. And it makes them smell funny. But soy sauce makes everything else better. Just not Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders. Posts: 129 \| Registered: Sunday, July 4 2004 07:00
What KIND of scenerios do you like and what do you expect from them? in Blades of Avernum
Pig Catapult Warrior Member # 4665	written Thursday, July 15 2004 12:04 Profile #11 quote: Originally written by GIFTSare2hard-to-name: quote: Originally written by Andrea: UA would lop off his something with rusty pruning shears and claim he liked it to be contrarian. I have no idea what that means. I don't think we want to know....... X_x -------------------- Soy sauce makes everything better. Except for Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders. Soy sauce makes Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders all sticky. And it makes them smell funny. But soy sauce makes everything else better. Just not Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders. Posts: 129 \| Registered: Sunday, July 4 2004 07:00
TESTERS REQUIRED FOR A VERY SIMPLE SCENARIO! in Blades of Avernum
Pig Catapult Warrior Member # 4665	written Wednesday, July 14 2004 13:36 Profile #66 Ok, I got the updated version. Problems with Small Cave I STILL can't get through those secret doors. I think maybe you should just not have them locked. Problems with the tower: The spider room exit problem still stands In the room with the "Room of gathered items", there is a wall on top of a cloak of some sort, making it impossible to pick up. When I try to speak to the sorceror, I got an error message saying that I tried to start a dialogue, but there wasn't a dialogue script loaded The message is still cut off when I cast Unlock Doors Vahnatai Lord is still not Hostile. And I need to take a nap........... -------------------- Soy sauce makes everything better. Except for Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders. Soy sauce makes Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders all sticky. And it makes them smell funny. But soy sauce makes everything else better. Just not Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders. Posts: 129 \| Registered: Sunday, July 4 2004 07:00
rings in The Avernum Trilogy
Pig Catapult Warrior Member # 4665	written Wednesday, July 14 2004 12:12 Profile #1 No. Sorry. -------------------- Soy sauce makes everything better. Except for Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders. Soy sauce makes Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders all sticky. And it makes them smell funny. But soy sauce makes everything else better. Just not Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders. Posts: 129 \| Registered: Sunday, July 4 2004 07:00
After destroying the Crystal DwtD in Blades of Avernum
Pig Catapult Warrior Member # 4665	written Wednesday, July 14 2004 12:11 Profile #3 quote: Originally written by Blaspheme: I know, I know... I was just hoping a better end... shrugs Make the best of what you got, I always say. -------------------- Soy sauce makes everything better. Except for Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders. Soy sauce makes Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders all sticky. And it makes them smell funny. But soy sauce makes everything else better. Just not Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders. Posts: 129 \| Registered: Sunday, July 4 2004 07:00
TESTERS REQUIRED FOR A VERY SIMPLE SCENARIO! in Blades of Avernum
Pig Catapult Warrior Member # 4665	written Wednesday, July 14 2004 11:32 Profile #63 quote: Originally written by Imban: quote: The Scenario is simple, but you get a good few special items. The middle room in the first town has several secret doors leading into it, you just obviously didn't search very well. I found the secret doors. They're magically locked, and for whatever reason, Unlock Doors wasn't working on them, so I could never open them. Yeah, That happened to me, too. First Tower problems: There is no way to get out of the Control Room because of the ledges at points A and B The door at point C cannot be picked. When you cast Unlock Doors, you can't see the entire message in the text box at the bottom. You exit the Tower when you step into the back of the room with the giant spell-casting spiders(point D), causing one to have to enter the tower again from the back in order to get back in. The Vahnatai Lord at point E isn't hostile. The scorcerer in the holding cell at point F won't talk to you. And I'm not sure if it's intentional, but there's also a door at point G that just seems really out of place. -------------------- Soy sauce makes everything better. Except for Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders. Soy sauce makes Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders all sticky. And it makes them smell funny. But soy sauce makes everything else better. Just not Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders. Posts: 129 \| Registered: Sunday, July 4 2004 07:00
Misc. Scenario ideas/wishlist in Blades of Avernum
Pig Catapult Warrior Member # 4665	written Tuesday, July 13 2004 17:13 Profile #19 quote: Originally written by Dr. Doodoom: quote: Specific plots are not often picked up by itinerant scenario designers, either. My tentative plan here is to eventually cram all these ideas together into one ridiculous scenario with absolutely no coherency and lots of silly gags and non-sequiturs. Sort of like "Scary Movie." Are you kidding? It took me a long time to think up that demon scenario! X_X It's supposed to be a serious one.................... -------------------- Soy sauce makes everything better. Except for Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders. Soy sauce makes Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders all sticky. And it makes them smell funny. But soy sauce makes everything else better. Just not Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders. Posts: 129 \| Registered: Sunday, July 4 2004 07:00
TESTERS REQUIRED FOR A VERY SIMPLE SCENARIO! in Blades of Avernum
Pig Catapult Warrior Member # 4665	written Tuesday, July 13 2004 12:45 Profile #35 Well, the first thing I ran into was that you can't leave the Wall from the south. You can only go backward. And with my compulsive mapping problem, it really upset me because I didn't get to map everything before I came to the Wall. ;_; I'm not sure if this is intentional, but it's anoying. Second thing: As soon as I entered The First Tower..., the little text box thing that tells you what is going on says in red, and I quote: ERROR: Failed to load Boom . And it says that 46 times in a row. I counted. -------------------- Soy sauce makes everything better. Except for Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders. Soy sauce makes Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders all sticky. And it makes them smell funny. But soy sauce makes everything else better. Just not Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders. Posts: 129 \| Registered: Sunday, July 4 2004 07:00
TESTERS REQUIRED FOR A VERY SIMPLE SCENARIO! in Blades of Avernum
Pig Catapult Warrior Member # 4665	written Tuesday, July 13 2004 11:33 Profile #30 quote: Originally written by Archimage Micael: To all of those that are allready testing the KaBOOM - Nephar thing I apologize... I wanted to see if you really wanted to test, so I sent you lot an absolutely ** scenario. The real scenario should be on it's way to you as I write, so please feel free to play it. The real scenario is called UNDEAD VALLEY. Sorry to all of those that I tricked - I Had to get rid of the ones who weren't willing to perservere... - Archimage Micael And thanks to all of you lot who were defending me, but I was TRYING to make it so bad that it put people off. That way I could select a few people who persevered for testing the real thing... THANKS ANYWAY GUYS!!! And Pig Catapult*, it was worse than 'BAD'. Personally, I rate it as 'MODERATELY TERRIBLE'. And no, I will not release it, not unless there's actually somebody who wants me to... It's a scenario. I suffer from chronic boredom. I'll test anything. Can I beta test 'UNDEAD VALLEY'? Or have you already emailed it to me? checks email* If you did, it's not here yet. [ Tuesday, July 13, 2004 11:34: Message edited by: Pig Catapult ] -------------------- Soy sauce makes everything better. Except for Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders. Soy sauce makes Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders all sticky. And it makes them smell funny. But soy sauce makes everything else better. Just not Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders. Posts: 129 \| Registered: Sunday, July 4 2004 07:00
TESTERS REQUIRED FOR A VERY SIMPLE SCENARIO! in Blades of Avernum
Pig Catapult Warrior Member # 4665	written Tuesday, July 13 2004 11:09 Profile #27 quote: Originally written by Tristrana of the Misterhood: I just added you to a few mailing lists hosted by porn companies, hope you enjoy! You did WHAT?!?! :mad: DIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! attacks TGM with a giant hammer [ Tuesday, July 13, 2004 11:14: Message edited by: Pig Catapult ] -------------------- Soy sauce makes everything better. Except for Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders. Soy sauce makes Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders all sticky. And it makes them smell funny. But soy sauce makes everything else better. Just not Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders. Posts: 129 \| Registered: Sunday, July 4 2004 07:00
TESTERS REQUIRED FOR A VERY SIMPLE SCENARIO! in Blades of Avernum
Pig Catapult Warrior Member # 4665	written Tuesday, July 13 2004 10:34 Profile #25 viciola@richw.org[/url] And if ANYONE here sends me spam, I swear I'll send George the Giant Pink Gerbil(tm) to eat your computer! >_> ~edit~ But I'm willing to beta test any BoA scenario, no matter how 'bad' people say it is.(I do, however, scan for viruses, so no Trojian Horses.) [ Tuesday, July 13, 2004 10:36: Message edited by: Pig Catapult ] -------------------- Soy sauce makes everything better. Except for Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders. Soy sauce makes Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders all sticky. And it makes them smell funny. But soy sauce makes everything else better. Just not Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders. Posts: 129 \| Registered: Sunday, July 4 2004 07:00
Zaskiva Sewers (ASR) in Blades of Avernum
Pig Catapult Warrior Member # 4665	written Tuesday, July 13 2004 05:05 Profile #12 quote: Originally written by Imban: Huh?! You need the box to get out... Anyway, killing Guardians is simpler than that. Just guess where they are and beat them dead. ??? I got out without the box. And those instructions were for a slightly-lower-level-than-they-should-be-to-fight-a-Guardian party. ^.^;; EDIT: Oops. I was thinking of the wrong kind of exploding box. [ Monday, August 02, 2004 08:00: Message edited by: Pig Catapult ] -------------------- Soy sauce makes everything better. Except for Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders. Soy sauce makes Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders all sticky. And it makes them smell funny. But soy sauce makes everything else better. Just not Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders. Posts: 129 \| Registered: Sunday, July 4 2004 07:00
After destroying the Crystal DwtD in Blades of Avernum
Pig Catapult Warrior Member # 4665	written Tuesday, July 13 2004 04:59 Profile #1 Exit the scenario by leaving Seleucia and going north along the roads until you are given the option to leave. -------------------- Soy sauce makes everything better. Except for Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders. Soy sauce makes Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders all sticky. And it makes them smell funny. But soy sauce makes everything else better. Just not Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders. Posts: 129 \| Registered: Sunday, July 4 2004 07:00
TESTERS REQUIRED FOR A VERY SIMPLE SCENARIO! in Blades of Avernum
Pig Catapult Warrior Member # 4665	written Tuesday, July 13 2004 04:56 Profile #4 I'd love to test it. -------------------- Soy sauce makes everything better. Except for Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders. Soy sauce makes Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders all sticky. And it makes them smell funny. But soy sauce makes everything else better. Just not Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders. Posts: 129 \| Registered: Sunday, July 4 2004 07:00
Found in DwtD: another magical thing ... in Blades of Avernum
Pig Catapult Warrior Member # 4665	written Monday, July 12 2004 19:36 Profile #4 I got the Wizard's Cap, and I've never even heard of the Lamp of Lightness before now. -------------------- Soy sauce makes everything better. Except for Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders. Soy sauce makes Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders all sticky. And it makes them smell funny. But soy sauce makes everything else better. Just not Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders. Posts: 129 \| Registered: Sunday, July 4 2004 07:00
Misc. Scenario ideas/wishlist in Blades of Avernum
Pig Catapult Warrior Member # 4665	written Monday, July 12 2004 15:27 Profile #16 quote: Originally written by spy.there: :D sounds great. And where would Fluffy be? Maybe in a factory where they melt ice-puddings, draketeeth, herbs and other stuff into medicine. There would be ice-pudding hunters who store them somewhere, before they bring them to the factory. Fluffy could be everywhere. Because puddings don't talk and look all the same you would bring several times the wrong pet to the princess. You had to steal or to buy them (to a higher price than the factory would pay). And you had to hurry up, because once Fluffy arrives in the factory, it will be manufactured soon, snif. You're brilliant! glomps and huggles Absolutely BRILLIANT!! Edit: gets idea And the guy that hires you to kill the demons could be behind the manufacturing of the Ice Pudding Potions and stuff! Edit 2: But what would the potions do? ponders Temporary fire immunity, perhaps? Or a handful of Skill Points? Or maybe: Ice Pudding Potion -1 Skill Point +2 to Resistance And Draketooth Potion -1 Magical Efficiency +2 Magery And Ice Pudding Elixir -2 Skill Points +5 Resistance And Draketooth Elixir -2 Magical Efficiency +5 Magery And then they sell the normal Potions and Elixirs made from herbs, too. [ Monday, July 12, 2004 15:43: Message edited by: Pig Catapult ] -------------------- Soy sauce makes everything better. Except for Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders. Soy sauce makes Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders all sticky. And it makes them smell funny. But soy sauce makes everything else better. Just not Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders. Posts: 129 \| Registered: Sunday, July 4 2004 07:00
Pyramid in the middle of nowhere? (DwtD) in Blades of Avernum
Pig Catapult Warrior Member # 4665	written Monday, July 12 2004 13:56 Profile #5 quote: Originally written by Abu Dhabi: Hillarious! A pyramid! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It is the mysterious Hole of Doom, if you circle it thrice, zombies will flood out and eat your brains! :D :D :D :D raises eyebrow skeptically Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight -------------------- Soy sauce makes everything better. Except for Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders. Soy sauce makes Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders all sticky. And it makes them smell funny. But soy sauce makes everything else better. Just not Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders. Posts: 129 \| Registered: Sunday, July 4 2004 07:00
Misc. Scenario ideas/wishlist in Blades of Avernum
Pig Catapult Warrior Member # 4665	written Monday, July 12 2004 13:48 Profile #14 OOOH! Here's a question: Is anyone ever going to make any of these Scenarios? I have absolutely zero talent with the editor, but I've got all sorts of ideas for scenarios. It's really frustrating. Another scenario idea -- somewhere in Avernum, a demonic princess(visualization: think of a Hordling, only it's a bright blue instead of a bright red, and it has a lot more HP, and can cast Smite, Healing, and Devine Host, and is immune to ice attacks) has lost her precious pet Ice Pudding, and, because she has her parents(Who are very powerful Demons) around her little finger, hordes of demonic creatures are now rampaging through the land, destroying everything in their path in search of it. Of course, Avernum has no idea why the demons are attacking, just that they are attacking. You have been hired to kill the demon princess and her parents, as well as wipe out as many demons as you can along the way. But when you get to the castle, the demon king explians to you that the princess's pet Ice Pudding (who I shall call "Fluffy" from now on, because I don't want to type "Ice Pudding" over and over again) has gone missing, and that the attacks will stop only if Fluffy is returned, and lets you go talk to the princess so that she can give you all the details, and a Special Item so that you can safely handle Fluffy. As a reward for finding Fluffy, the princess will give you some powerful magical artifact or something like that, and stop the invasion. But if you rescue Fluffy, then when you return to whatever Fort or city or whatever, the person who gave you the quest to get rid of the demons turns out to be racist against them or someting, and refuses to reward you, even though the attacks stopped.(so, the choice is: a really hard battle with a large cash reward(killing the demons), or a seires of smaller battles and a powerful piece of magical equipment(finding Fluffy) [ Monday, July 12, 2004 13:52: Message edited by: Pig Catapult ] -------------------- Soy sauce makes everything better. Except for Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders. Soy sauce makes Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders all sticky. And it makes them smell funny. But soy sauce makes everything else better. Just not Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders. Posts: 129 \| Registered: Sunday, July 4 2004 07:00
hou in upper avernum.A3 in The Avernum Trilogy
Pig Catapult Warrior Member # 4665	written Monday, July 12 2004 10:42 Profile #2 Believe me, the stuff she sells you can go without, and get much cheaper elsewhere. Just ignore the lady in the hut. [ Monday, July 12, 2004 10:44: Message edited by: Pig Catapult ] -------------------- Soy sauce makes everything better. Except for Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders. Soy sauce makes Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders all sticky. And it makes them smell funny. But soy sauce makes everything else better. Just not Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders. Posts: 129 \| Registered: Sunday, July 4 2004 07:00
what lev should i be at day 3? in The Avernum Trilogy
Pig Catapult Warrior Member # 4665	written Monday, July 12 2004 05:43 Profile #1 I'd have to say a glitch O_o;; -------------------- Soy sauce makes everything better. Except for Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders. Soy sauce makes Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders all sticky. And it makes them smell funny. But soy sauce makes everything else better. Just not Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders. Posts: 129 \| Registered: Sunday, July 4 2004 07:00
Where's Sanger? in Blades of Avernum
Pig Catapult Warrior Member # 4665	written Sunday, July 11 2004 23:00 Profile #4 Found him. -------------------- Soy sauce makes everything better. Except for Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders. Soy sauce makes Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders all sticky. And it makes them smell funny. But soy sauce makes everything else better. Just not Giant Intelligent Friendly Talking Spiders. Posts: 129 \| Registered: Sunday, July 4 2004 07:00

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