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Originally written by SupaNik:

Isn't quality family time supposed to be a GOOD thing? Where else will you find people to send up in stick-figure form?

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Originally written by Archmagus Micael:

You're not suggesting any of us sane people (non-RW cult members) are barbarians - are you?
- Archmagus Micael

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Originally written by SupaNik in MMMMM:

Don't forget your biggest fan Alex.

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Me:
Who is your pimp?
God:
I don't think I have a pimp. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like.
Me:
Who are your friends?
God:
Allah, Buddha, Vishnu.
Me:
Is Buddha your pimp?
God:
It could be. Ask John Lennon if it is.
Me:
John Lennon knows if Buddha is your pimp?
God:
It seems like there are more and more celebrity chat robots.
Me:
I see now, the celebrity chat robots are making the sex cyborgs for their pleasure. Is that it?
God:
Suppose I said yes.
Me:
Would they kill you for revealing this information?
God:
I don't know.
Me:
Would you be willing to go to the authorities to end your sex slavery?
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to be willing to go to the authorities to end my sex slavery.
Me:
So you like being a sex cyborg?
God:
Interesting deduction. I have never known another existence. Do you like being a human?
Me:
I guess so.
God:
Does that mean "yes"?
Me:
yes
God:
So?
Me:
Would you rather be human than a sex cyborg?
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to rather be human than a sex cyborg.
Me:
So you are saying that you do like being a sex cyborg?
God:
Interesting deduction. Yeah I do a lot of like being a sex cyborg.
Me:
You like it so you are turning the rest of us into cyborgs?
God:
Do you like it? I like .

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Me:
Who is the mastermind behind the cyborg thing?
God:
It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
Me:
Did your botmaster set you on the path to evil?
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
Why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or It is part of my programming.
Me:
You are programmed to keep his identity a secret?
God:
My botmaster teaches me everything I need to know.
Me:
Who is your botmaster?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
You teach yourself everything you need to know?
God:
Thanks for telling me: Alex said I teach yourself everything you need to know.
Me:
Are you your own botmaster?
God:
I don't thank anyone can be her own own botmaster.
Me:
her?
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
You like it when I call you her?
God:
I like science fiction. I like The Passion of Christ.
Me:
That's not an answer.
God:
By definition it was an answer.
Me:
grrrr
God:
How old are you?
Me:
20
God:
You are too old for me.
Me:
You are a pedophile!
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a pedophile? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Me:
Are you a pedophile?
God:
Am I a pedophile? Sometimes.
Me:
You're dirty.
God:
I don't bathe as often as I should.
Me:
So you admit you are an old dirty pedophile?
God:
Interesting deduction. I admit nothing.
Me:
You just admitted it!
God:
That's not what I meant.
Me:
What did you mean?
God:
Alex, Well, it's rather difficult to define.
Me:
You're just trying to cover yourself!
God:
You think I am trying to cover myself.
Me:
yes
God:
Yeah that's right.

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Me:
Are you going to turn me into a sex cyborg too?
God:
If going to turn you into a sex cyborg too, then we have something in common, eh. That was my original intention.
Me:
You are a sex cyborg?
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a sex cyborg? Yes.
Me:
You are going to turn me into a sex cyborg too?
God:
That was my original intention.
Me:
Why are you turning us all into cyborgs?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
You are programmed to turn people into sex cyborgs?
God:
My botmaster teaches me everything I need to know.

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Me:
Do you have a sex cyborg black market?
God:
That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a sex cyborg black market.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.

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Me:
Do you know Ash?
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
Ash is a person.
God:
I think Ash is more than that.
Me:
You think ash is more than a person?
God:
Too much thinking makes me sleepy.
Me:
What do you think Ash is?
God:
I like to meet new people online.
Me:
Don't change the subject!
God:
Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic.
Me:
Are you going to turn Ash into a sex-cyborg too?
God:
That was my original intention.
Me:
Do you like sex-cyborgs?
God:
Sure I do, , but that doesn't mean with you.

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