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Displayed name	Kelandon
Member number	4045
Title	Off With Their Heads
Postcount	7968
Homepage	http://home.sanbrunocable.com/~tommywatts03/
Registered	Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00

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Woah Crazy!! in General
Kelandon Off With Their Heads Member # 4045	written Thursday, May 19 2005 09:45 Profile Homepage #78 quote: Originally written by Dolphin: Being that the odds of Eagle getting some lovin here at Spiderweb are fairly low Low, but certainly not zero. -------------------- Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens. Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever Posts: 7968 \| Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
Bahss Rated... in Blades of Avernum
Kelandon Off With Their Heads Member # 4045	written Thursday, May 19 2005 09:40 Profile Homepage #45 If I'm not mistaken, Shotts made a scenario that BoE would've been better off without, and so did Wild Ali. AM: I bear no hostility towards TM. My first reply was simply a standard response to trolls. -------------------- Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens. Smoo: Get ready to face the walls! Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr. Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever Posts: 7968 \| Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
Bahss Rated... in Blades of Avernum
Kelandon Off With Their Heads Member # 4045	written Wednesday, May 18 2005 17:50 Profile Homepage #30 But Alec, you're wrong (and also: screw you), and I'm the crown princess of Avernum! :( I think a fair number of people on this thread are just being silly. My scenarios have flaws, and so do TM's, and probably each of us could learn a bit from the other. All I've said is that the people — all the people — who rate scenarios are entitled to their opinions (an idea which I would not have thought would be particularly controversial), and if some people like the scenarios I make, I'm happy (and this is egotistical how? — no, don't tell me: I don't want to know). So let's all calm down and get back to playing and designing. This is not useful to anyone. -------------------- Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens. Smoo: Get ready to face the walls! Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr. Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever Posts: 7968 \| Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
Bahss Rated... in Blades of Avernum
Kelandon Off With Their Heads Member # 4045	written Wednesday, May 18 2005 16:08 Profile Homepage #27 quote: Originally written by The Almighty Doer of Stuff: It's not an opinion in this case. Things such as "technically advanced" can be measured. But "quality of technical features" cannot. -------------------- Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens. Smoo: Get ready to face the walls! Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr. Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever Posts: 7968 \| Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
Drakefyre, Mariann, Jeff, Linda.. you're all dead. in General
Kelandon Off With Their Heads Member # 4045	written Wednesday, May 18 2005 15:45 Profile Homepage #49 It's true: DreamGuy's at his best when he's unintentionally funny. -------------------- Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens. Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever Posts: 7968 \| Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
A Map? in The Avernum Trilogy
Kelandon Off With Their Heads Member # 4045	written Wednesday, May 18 2005 10:23 Profile Homepage #1 http://www.silverchat.com/~silver/Avernum.old/mainmap1.html -------------------- Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens. Smoo: Get ready to face the walls! Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr. Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever Posts: 7968 \| Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
Bahss Rated... in Blades of Avernum
Kelandon Off With Their Heads Member # 4045	written Wednesday, May 18 2005 08:15 Profile Homepage #9 The entire rest of that post is not worth my time responding to — I'm sure that others will do my work here for me — but this one part deserves mention. quote: Originally written by Kirk Johnson: Then why BoA? Why BoA, when there are a dozen other media to use? Why not Warcraft III (which I have, I must admit, considered going to- it has a surprisingly versatile campaign editor), Neverwinter Nights or RPGMaker 2000? The only reason I, and likely many others, stay in the BoX community and design for it is because of the openness to new and radical ideas. Because I liked the Avernum Trilogy and wanted to work within the Avernum universe. I don't much like Forgotten Realms, so NWN is out, and I didn't like Warcraft at all. I don't know much about any other design systems, and I don't really care: BoA is good enough for me. EDIT: And heck, as Alcritas might point out if he read that post, what good is it to make spectacularly good, advanced, amazing scenarios if no one ever sees them? A designing community with no player base is a sad thing indeed. [ Wednesday, May 18, 2005 08:18: Message edited by: Kelandon ] -------------------- Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens. Smoo: Get ready to face the walls! Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr. Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever Posts: 7968 \| Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
Things you never expected a Shaper to say. in Geneforge Series
Kelandon Off With Their Heads Member # 4045	written Wednesday, May 18 2005 06:29 Profile Homepage #15 I really wanted to lock this topic, but I can't think of a good reason to. Carry on. -------------------- Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens. Smoo: Get ready to face the walls! Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr. Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever Posts: 7968 \| Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
the seasons un avernum in The Avernum Trilogy
Kelandon Off With Their Heads Member # 4045	written Wednesday, May 18 2005 06:22 Profile Homepage #20 You know, Erika takes credit for making the fungus glow, but someone else (I forget who) says that the fungus was already glowing before they got there. Erika may just be an egomaniac, or possibly she did some work at the Tower of Magi that enhanced the glowing effect — the message upon entering the Tower's botanical room indicates that the mages were responsible for significant crop modification. I think I have all this written down somewhere. EDIT: Ah. Specifically, Erika in A1 says, "These passages wouldn't even be lit if I hadn't created the fungi that emit light, and I don't even get credit! And don't get me started on the mushrooms!" She adds, "The mushrooms down here? That are edible, nourishing, and grow with only the slightest light? I created them!" However, Solberg says, "It was [Erika] that created the strain of mushrooms that grow quickly and are so nourishing, and other special plants as well," and adds, "Erika created the trees that grow in stone, so we could have a meager supply of wood. She summoned down several plants from above, and changed them so they'd grow down here. The one thing she didn't make was the glowing fungus on the cave ceilings. It's amazing, magical stuff, and was already here when the Empire found these caves." [ Wednesday, May 18, 2005 06:24: Message edited by: Kelandon ] -------------------- Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens. Smoo: Get ready to face the walls! Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr. Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever Posts: 7968 \| Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
KPPP moved (again) in Blades of Avernum
Kelandon Off With Their Heads Member # 4045	written Wednesday, May 18 2005 06:18 Profile Homepage #6 Except my site isn't really a BoE site... -------------------- Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens. Smoo: Get ready to face the walls! Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr. Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever Posts: 7968 \| Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
Bahss Rated... in Blades of Avernum
Kelandon Off With Their Heads Member # 4045	written Wednesday, May 18 2005 06:17 Profile Homepage #7 Oh, heck. I'll actually give some semblance of a response. I design scenarios so that people will play and enjoy them. People, not some ideal elite intelligentsia. If a person plays my scenario and likes it, that's a good thing, even if that person doesn't meet some sort of arbitrary standard. I'm talking about what might be called "popular success" here, as opposed to "critical success." Popular success means that the masses who play it enjoy it; critical success means that the Lyceum crowd, the message board crowd, the BoE crowd, those types of people, the critics if you will, enjoy it. I think that popular success is at least as important as critical success. Bahssikava has had significant popular success, and LP has had significant critical success, and I like Bahs more, despite the fact that LP is sitting atop CSR right now. If someone plays and enjoys my scenario, I'm not going to give him an IQ test before I say that I'm glad that he enjoyed it. And the people who say "omg canopy roxxorx because of the uber-kewl weponz" are meaningful, too, if not in quite the same way as a Thuryl or an Imban. We should not ignore this; it's evidence the someone's enjoying the scenario, which is a good thing. Suffice it to say that I disagree with TM's characterization of Bahssikava and think that he missed most of the point, and really, I could say almost all the same things about Canopy as TM has said about Bahssikava, but I'm not going to. I didn't enjoy Canopy, but I recognize that some did, and therefore it has its place. I make scenarios the way that I want to, and I entirely deny that my scenarios have anything to do with leading the community in one direction or another. So all I can say is that if people (any people, regardless of who they may be) enjoyed my scenario, then that's a good thing. They don't have to fit some sort of criteria or qualify by some means; they just have to have enjoyed it. All I want is to make scenarios that other people like. EDIT: Many times to try to get the meaning across clearer. [ Wednesday, May 18, 2005 07:33: Message edited by: Kelandon ] -------------------- Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens. Smoo: Get ready to face the walls! Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr. Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever Posts: 7968 \| Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
Bahss Rated... in Blades of Avernum
Kelandon Off With Their Heads Member # 4045	written Wednesday, May 18 2005 05:31 Profile Homepage #4 TM, as usual, go to hell. -------------------- Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens. Smoo: Get ready to face the walls! Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr. Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever Posts: 7968 \| Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
Loophole in unregistered in Blades of Exile
Kelandon Off With Their Heads Member # 4045	written Tuesday, May 17 2005 20:07 Profile Homepage #11 I think this hinges on the knowledge of what loopback is. Perhaps a Google image search is in order. -------------------- Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens. Smoo: Get ready to face the walls! Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr. Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever Posts: 7968 \| Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
Drakefyre, Mariann, Jeff, Linda.. you're all dead. in General
Kelandon Off With Their Heads Member # 4045	written Tuesday, May 17 2005 19:24 Profile Homepage #1 I looked at your old profile and now the boards are malfunctioning horribly. Almost every page that I go to shows up as your deleted profile. I hit "Spiderweb Software Boards" and it shows me Member profile corrupt (blank): '00000005' » Please use your browser's back button to return. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? -------------------- Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens. Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever Posts: 7968 \| Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
KPPP moved (again) in Blades of Avernum
Kelandon Off With Their Heads Member # 4045	written Tuesday, May 17 2005 19:18 Profile Homepage #4 Except I was never on the ring... -------------------- Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens. Smoo: Get ready to face the walls! Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr. Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever Posts: 7968 \| Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
Custom title in General
Kelandon Off With Their Heads Member # 4045	written Tuesday, May 17 2005 13:51 Profile Homepage #57 If I'm not mistaken, a couple of people have been un-Canned since that list was made. -------------------- Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens. Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever Posts: 7968 \| Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
Beta Call for Mad Ambition in Blades of Avernum
Kelandon Off With Their Heads Member # 4045	written Tuesday, May 17 2005 12:37 Profile Homepage #27 None of that happens anymore, though. -------------------- Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens. Smoo: Get ready to face the walls! Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr. Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever Posts: 7968 \| Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
KPPP moved (again) in Blades of Avernum
Kelandon Off With Their Heads Member # 4045	written Tuesday, May 17 2005 12:36 Profile Homepage #2 Ring? -------------------- Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens. Smoo: Get ready to face the walls! Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr. Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever Posts: 7968 \| Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
KPPP moved (again) in Blades of Avernum
Kelandon Off With Their Heads Member # 4045	written Tuesday, May 17 2005 09:25 Profile Homepage #0 Due to the vagaries of my hosting service, KPPP has moved again, this time to http://home.sanbrunocable.com/~tommywatts03/ . The old page seems to be up still, but I can no longer update it, which is pretty annoying. -------------------- Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens. Smoo: Get ready to face the walls! Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr. Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever Posts: 7968 \| Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
SpiderWeb Glitch II in General
Kelandon Off With Their Heads Member # 4045	written Tuesday, May 17 2005 08:34 Profile Homepage #6 Hawk king, do you honestly not know what Spring is talking about? It's not your recent posts, it's your post count. That little thing under each of your posts. The reason is that UBB doesn't update your post count on that thread until after someone posts in it again. -------------------- Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens. Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever Posts: 7968 \| Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
distance targeting for custom items in Blades of Avernum Editor
Kelandon Off With Their Heads Member # 4045	written Tuesday, May 17 2005 07:36 Profile Homepage #4 You could do something like this: [ Tuesday, May 17, 2005 07:38: Message edited by: Kelandon ] -------------------- Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens. Smoo: Get ready to face the walls! Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr. Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever Posts: 7968 \| Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
distance targeting for custom items in Blades of Avernum
Kelandon Off With Their Heads Member # 4045	written Tuesday, May 17 2005 07:36 Profile Homepage #4 You could do something like this: [ Tuesday, May 17, 2005 07:38: Message edited by: Kelandon ] -------------------- Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens. Smoo: Get ready to face the walls! Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr. Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever Posts: 7968 \| Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
Debuging mode in Blades of Avernum Editor
Kelandon Off With Their Heads Member # 4045	written Tuesday, May 17 2005 07:27 Profile Homepage #14 quote: Originally written by Hawk King: quote: Originally written by Ice Drake: ye he right u pplz sound like u like flowin n nice Im sorry i do not speak monkey ;) Unfortunately, you in fact do. quote: Originally written by Hawk King: quote: Originally written by Smoked Salmon: I am horrified and yet I read it... Where is the savings in typing "ware"? One letter? Da for the? Don't try to look cool, as you may have noted the audience here is fairly sophisticated (and insane.) dobaba drool oh! i mean yes we are very siphisa sobesia blebleble sophisticated yes thats the word sophisticated now i want my baby bottle back whhhaaaaaaaaaaa goes back to sucking thumb yes i do understand the INSANE PART :D :D -------------------- Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens. Smoo: Get ready to face the walls! Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr. Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever Posts: 7968 \| Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
Debuging mode in Blades of Avernum
Kelandon Off With Their Heads Member # 4045	written Tuesday, May 17 2005 07:27 Profile Homepage #14 quote: Originally written by Hawk King: quote: Originally written by Ice Drake: ye he right u pplz sound like u like flowin n nice Im sorry i do not speak monkey ;) Unfortunately, you in fact do. quote: Originally written by Hawk King: quote: Originally written by Smoked Salmon: I am horrified and yet I read it... Where is the savings in typing "ware"? One letter? Da for the? Don't try to look cool, as you may have noted the audience here is fairly sophisticated (and insane.) dobaba drool oh! i mean yes we are very siphisa sobesia blebleble sophisticated yes thats the word sophisticated now i want my baby bottle back whhhaaaaaaaaaaa goes back to sucking thumb yes i do understand the INSANE PART :D :D -------------------- Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens. Smoo: Get ready to face the walls! Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr. Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever Posts: 7968 \| Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
Your Name's First Google Image Result... in General
Kelandon Off With Their Heads Member # 4045	written Tuesday, May 17 2005 07:25 Profile Homepage #22 Kelandon gets me this: and two Spiderweb images. My real name gets this first: This second: and this elsewhere on the page. -------------------- Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens. Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever Posts: 7968 \| Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00

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