Things you never expected a Shaper to say.
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Infiltrator
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written Monday, May 16 2005 12:26
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How strange can not things sound when they are put out of contexts? This is a post about such phrases that your PC can say in-game, and even though they make sense when you say them can sound really awful out of context. This post goes for all the Genefroge game, not just G3. I will start up and i hope for your aid. I have not done much research at this moment so i only recall one phrase, perhaps you guys will find more. After taking care of the "monsters" under the fort on Greenwood, speaking with the Shopkeeper: "I have cleaned out your basement." -------------------- "..The seventh wave of Thrall stumbled and climbed over the slippery, piled dead and Mazzarin saw The Watcher with them and at last knew the number of his days." Posts: 522 | Registered: Wednesday, May 4 2005 07:00 |
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Shaper
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written Monday, May 16 2005 12:52
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Shaper
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written Monday, May 16 2005 12:56
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Orois Blaze in Breeding Valley says, “It is five thousand coins for every touch, and each sort of touch can only be given once”. There are four ways to be touched :P Edit: You know, you could make anything sound odd. For example in GF1 you tell the servant mind “here is some nutrient fluid”. [ Monday, May 16, 2005 13:56: Message edited by: Aurora ] Posts: 2032 | Registered: Wednesday, January 26 2005 08:00 |
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Electric Sheep One
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written Monday, May 16 2005 15:18
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I love the late-game rebel quest described as "Cake?". -------------------- We're not doing cool. We're doing pretty. Posts: 3335 | Registered: Thursday, September 4 2003 07:00 |
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Apprentice
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written Monday, May 16 2005 19:28
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quote:You know the "Breeding Valley" is the red-light district of spear Isle. Just look at the name! :eek: -------------------- Whatever happens, happens. Posts: 48 | Registered: Monday, April 4 2005 07:00 |
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written Tuesday, May 17 2005 02:11
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quote::eek: Perhaps I am deeply mistaken in my assessment of ordinary human thought patterns, but it seems to me that most people wouldn't even consider that connection. I can see why Alec wants to recruit you to Desperance. (Meanwhile, I'm internally speculating as to just which four ways you're thinking of.) [ Tuesday, May 17, 2005 02:12: Message edited by: Thuryl ] -------------------- The Empire Always Loses: This Time For Sure! Posts: 9973 | Registered: Saturday, March 30 2002 08:00 |
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BANNED
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written Tuesday, May 17 2005 03:16
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quote:Righty, lefty, piston and cornhole. -------------------- * Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Tuesday, May 17 2005 03:21
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Sperm is mostly just protein and fat, i.e "nutrient fluid". -------------------- "..The seventh wave of Thrall stumbled and climbed over the slippery, piled dead and Mazzarin saw The Watcher with them and at last knew the number of his days." Posts: 522 | Registered: Wednesday, May 4 2005 07:00 |
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written Tuesday, May 17 2005 03:36
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Well, sperm themselves are basically just little blobs of hypercompressed DNA with a membrane, a tail, and a few enzymes that are necessary to burrow into the egg. Seminal plasma, which is the non-cellular component of semen, is a fairly complex mixture, containing sugar (mainly fructose), protein and a variety of lipids (fats). It's also high in vitamins and minerals (especially potassium and zinc). It also contains compounds known as polyamines, which have strong antibacterial properties. Don't ask how I know this. [ Tuesday, May 17, 2005 03:43: Message edited by: Thuryl ] -------------------- The Empire Always Loses: This Time For Sure! Posts: 9973 | Registered: Saturday, March 30 2002 08:00 |
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Shaper
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written Tuesday, May 17 2005 07:45
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quote:Umm, Thuryl, by “nutrient fluid” I meant breast milk, but the response was funny. The ways to be touched had some sexual intention to it. Hmm, four ways to be touched. Okay, hugged, kissed, caressed , and I'll let you guys think of the final way. I said four because that's how many options there were in the game. Edit: misread Thuryl's question. [ Tuesday, May 17, 2005 13:33: Message edited by: Oceanus Delphinus ] Posts: 2032 | Registered: Wednesday, January 26 2005 08:00 |
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Electric Sheep One
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written Tuesday, May 17 2005 13:06
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I like the 'I cleaned out your basement' line better. This nutrient fluid thing, regardless of its propriety, is just kind of a stretch as a funny line. Are there any more like the basement one? -------------------- We're not doing cool. We're doing pretty. Posts: 3335 | Registered: Thursday, September 4 2003 07:00 |
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written Wednesday, May 18 2005 02:56
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quote:Uh, for the record, I wasn't the one who first mentioned exactly what kind of fluid the nutrient fluid could be. Yeah, that's the ticket. Plausible deniability. Anyway, at least I'm not the one talking about breastfeeding a giant pig-thing that lives in a bowl. quote:Like TM, I was thinking of bodily locations, not manners of touching. Perhaps this reflects some significant gender difference, or perhaps simply a lack of patience on our part. -------------------- The Empire Always Loses: This Time For Sure! Posts: 9973 | Registered: Saturday, March 30 2002 08:00 |
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Warrior
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written Wednesday, May 18 2005 03:18
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I always like to tell the female shopkeepers, particularly Ariyas on Harmony with the dried herbs quest : "I would like to see your wares." of course, there's another 'keeper where you demand it: "Let me see you wares." I guess, as a shaper growing in power, you get certain perks. ;) [ Wednesday, May 18, 2005 03:30: Message edited by: mok ] Posts: 107 | Registered: Tuesday, April 19 2005 07:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Wednesday, May 18 2005 03:56
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This topic gave me a very good laugh. Sadly, I was in a library when I read this :D . -------------------- I have nothing more to do in this world, so I can go & pester the inhabitants of the next one with a pure concscience. Posts: 617 | Registered: Tuesday, April 13 2004 07:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Wednesday, May 18 2005 04:57
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I would check things better, but maybe when i get back, sitting at Standsted Airport at the moment, stupid pay-per-minute internet computer. Don't got much time to waste. Yay, another 6h to go.. -------------------- "..The seventh wave of Thrall stumbled and climbed over the slippery, piled dead and Mazzarin saw The Watcher with them and at last knew the number of his days." Posts: 522 | Registered: Wednesday, May 4 2005 07:00 |
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Off With Their Heads
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written Wednesday, May 18 2005 06:29
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I really wanted to lock this topic, but I can't think of a good reason to. Carry on. -------------------- Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens. Smoo: Get ready to face the walls! Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr. Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever Posts: 7968 | Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00 |
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Shaper
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written Wednesday, May 18 2005 06:42
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quote:Note the picture of the crying baby just above my post. That's what made me think of that. I wasn't thinking of the pig itself, but rather what is said to it. Along with the image of the baby, it made think of breastfeeding. Far more disturbing concepts than this have been posted by others. Edit: clarifying [ Wednesday, May 18, 2005 10:01: Message edited by: Oceanus Delphinus ] Posts: 2032 | Registered: Wednesday, January 26 2005 08:00 |