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RP: Around the human body in however long it takes! in General
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OOC: Oooh, I have JUST the thing!

IC: Suddenly, a few moments later, Jonnie realizes..

the lump of dust has hit his stomach! Gasp! Although it is not fatal, it will result in hours of pain and endless Coughs of Pain®!

Jonnie: AUGH *cough hack cough wheeze AUGH* cough.

--Jonnie Zahndi Zolohahni©

[ Monday, April 12, 2004 14:41: Message edited by: Jonnie Zolohahni ]

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—Jonah Zahndi Zolohahni
Jonnie's Domain.
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RP: Around the human body in however long it takes! in General
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OOC: ADoS/Zeeqon wants interesting. Well, I have no interestings.

IC: Jonnie walks around the almost empty room, and trips over a pile of dust.

Jonnie: Oof! Who put that there?

--Jonnie Zahndi Zolohahni
Told you so!

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Remember the Alamo in General
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quote:
Originally written by Alorael:

Since I've seen it get good reviews, I remain firmly convinced that movie critics' opinions are generally opposite to those of the average viewer.
I agree with that. Every movie I've seen that the critics don't like, I've loved (or just liked alot).

--Jonnie Zahndi Zolohahni

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RP: Around the human body in however long it takes! in General
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Jonnie, triumphant and once again in is favorite mood, finds himself sleepy. Thinking that ADoS wouldn't mind if he dozed a bit, he goes a head and lays down...

Jonnie: (Mumbling in Sleep) Snuffkin? Eh hah snuffkin so funny... ah hah what a funny name... why the heck Snuffkin?... hee hee...

--Jonnie Zahndi Zolohahni

Edit: Proper elipsis usage...

[ Wednesday, March 31, 2004 13:37: Message edited by: Jonnie Zolohahni ]

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—Jonah Zahndi Zolohahni
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RP: Around the human body in however long it takes! in General
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OOC: I have, in fact, been in one of ADoS's 'Around in blah blah'. It was in a balloon. Please don't talk about things you don't know. I am not new, I was most probably around here before you.

IC: Jonnie proceeds to protest, as he volunteered first. Thankfully, Sir David was unconsious, and Jonnie took him and threw him out of the room, building, whatever.

Jonnie: Bite me. Me first. Bah.

--Jonnie Zahndi Zolohahni
I would also like to point out that that you should have used your apostrophe better. Darn it, Zeeqon, you rubbed it off on me.

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—Jonah Zahndi Zolohahni
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RP: Around the human body in however long it takes! in General
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Jonnie sits on his bed, humming to the song that has gotten so stuck in his head. He looks over to ADoS and says;

Jonnie: How long do I have to wait?
ADoS: Until we are ready of course!
Jonnie: How long will that be?
ADoS: Until I say we are ready!
Jonnie: ...

Jonnie sits rather patiently again, humming to the song that was still so horribly stuck inside his head...

--Jonnie Zahndi Zolohahni

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—Jonah Zahndi Zolohahni
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Poetry in General
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I like that poemy poem!

I posted this, but not here:

Anything But

What is it? What have we here?
Could it be? Can it be?
Is it the killer of life? In here?
How could it be anything but?

We've searched all over,
You can see, but not touch!
Why don't you think it could be anything but?

Here, in this box, as banal as can be,
It can kill many, as only some can see.
Those whom cannot are those with greedy eyes,
Oh, aren't they in for a wonderful surprise?
How could it be anything but?

The golden box, in which it lays,
Lays most wonderful power, such dangerous power,
Such dark, black power.

How could it be anything but?
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Yey. My poem.

--Jonnie Zahndi Zolohahni

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—Jonah Zahndi Zolohahni
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Posts: 549 | Registered: Thursday, October 17 2002 07:00
RP: Around the human body in however long it takes! in General
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Jonnie sits on the nice, black blanketed bed. It went so well with his attire, and the fact that he was in a gloomy mood. He almost never was, although he liked to be in one. In fact, thats why people thought he was such a weird person; he acted funny because he couldn't help it; alas, it just made things worse.

Jonnie: AUGHAUGHAUH?HEEHEEHEEHAAHAAHA

Nope, nothing happened besides the fact that now the crowd was looking at him with mild amusement and disgust. Instead of feeling gloomy, he felt embarrassed.

ADoS: Jonnie! When I said you must cooperate, I also meant when we are not in you! Now please, settle down!

Jonnie lays down and does so.

--Jonnie Zahndi Zolohahni

EDIT: ihatemyspellingability ihatemyspellingability...

EDIT2: ihatemygrammarihatemyspellingihatemygrammarihatemyspelling

[ Tuesday, March 30, 2004 15:14: Message edited by: Jonnie Zolohahni ]

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—Jonah Zahndi Zolohahni
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Posts: 549 | Registered: Thursday, October 17 2002 07:00
RP: Around the human body in however long it takes! in General
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Jonnie sat, lost in thought. He almost fell asleep, when he suddenly had an idea.

Jonnie: Ah-ha! I know! I will host the microspider!

Jonnie walks out to confront ADoS with this thought..

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—Jonah Zahndi Zolohahni
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Posts: 549 | Registered: Thursday, October 17 2002 07:00
RP: Around the human body in however long it takes! in General
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Jonnie finds a nice, secluded corner, and sits down. He thinks about what he should do, but he can't decide. So, in his dark, secluded corner, he waits for an idea to come his way. But he is unusually impatient.

Suddenly, he snaps his head back and says to himself;

Jonnie: Oh, to hell with it. I'll let someone else pick for me.
ADoS: Ah, Volunteers! Volunteers! We need Volunteers!

[ Tuesday, March 30, 2004 14:40: Message edited by: Jonnie Zolohahni ]

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—Jonah Zahndi Zolohahni
Jonnie's Domain.
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Posts: 549 | Registered: Thursday, October 17 2002 07:00
RP: Around the human body in however long it takes! in General
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OOC: I surrender to your rP! Jonnie is a mostly intellegent 14-year-old. Even though, he is very undecided at times, most times not knowing what to do, and acts stupid at most?and usually cannot help it. Clad in all black attire (Black t-shirt, jeans, shoes, earring, etc.)

IC:

*Jonnie steps forward and looks around, a bit nervous*
Jonnie: Uh, I volunteer, for the.. MicroSpider thingie. Eh.
ADoS: Ah yes! Of course! Wonderful! Step right in!

Jonnie does so, almost tripping; he stumbles and almost hits a wall to the left of him.

[ Monday, March 29, 2004 17:21: Message edited by: Jonnie Zolohahni ]

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—Jonah Zahndi Zolohahni
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The Dragon-Slayer's Love in General
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Yey Motekye!

It was beautiful, and even if it was perverted, I'd like it even more. IMAGE(wink0000.gif)

--Jonnie Zahndi Zolohahni
I should write poems. They will be disturbing; that'll be the point. IMAGE(tongue00.gif)

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Posts: 549 | Registered: Thursday, October 17 2002 07:00
Fun Site in General
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Uhm, funny and scary.

--Jonnie Zahndi Zolohahni

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Professor Frost gives me ideas.
Professor Frost has many an eye.
Professor Frost always foils my plans.
Posts: 549 | Registered: Thursday, October 17 2002 07:00
For all the English kniggets out there... in General
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I drink tea a lot--er, when I have some tea. We don't get it here often. But when I do, I use it up in about an hour. I like it with milk, but no sugar, because the sugar just clumps at the bottom, even if I stir it.. I do like Green Tea with Honey. Good.

--Jonnie Zahndi Zolohahni

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Professor Frost gives me ideas.
Professor Frost has many an eye.
Professor Frost always foils my plans.
Posts: 549 | Registered: Thursday, October 17 2002 07:00
For all the English kniggets out there... in General
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I wish I was.. sadly I am not.

--Jonnie Zahndi Zolohahni

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Professor Frost gives me ideas.
Professor Frost has many an eye.
Professor Frost always foils my plans.
Posts: 549 | Registered: Thursday, October 17 2002 07:00
I know, I know.. it's just that in General
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My cornias are burning from SD's useless and pointless post. And 666.

--Jonnie Zahndi Zolohahni
My.. oh no my cornias..

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Professor Frost gives me ideas.
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Professor Frost always foils my plans.
Posts: 549 | Registered: Thursday, October 17 2002 07:00
I know, I know.. it's just that in General
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You are evil and scary. Please hide the children.

--Jonnie Zahndi Zolohahni

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Professor Frost gives me ideas.
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Professor Frost always foils my plans.
Posts: 549 | Registered: Thursday, October 17 2002 07:00
Census of Spiderweb community in General
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Age: 13 (14 March 14th [heh])
Gender: Male
Sexual orientation: Um.. I dunno.
Marital status: Single.
Highest educational degree completed: I'm only in eighth grade.. ask me in a few years.
City/metropolitan area where you live: Hale, Michigan.
Racial origin: European.
Nationality: American.
First/primary language: English.
Religion: Christian.
How long you've been a Spiderwebber: Since I was nine, so almost five years.
Whether or not you're a septuagenarian eskimo: I believe no.

[ Saturday, February 28, 2004 14:51: Message edited by: Zx ]

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Professor Frost gives me ideas.
Professor Frost has many an eye.
Professor Frost always foils my plans.
Posts: 549 | Registered: Thursday, October 17 2002 07:00
Undead Topics Need Loving Too (aka "Give Me Your First-Born") in General
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'Ey, it was a long time ago.. it sure seemed like you.

--Jonnie Zahndi Zolohahni

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—Zxquez Zolohahni
I eat blueberries in pie square.
Xerch'de/Rate.
I miss you, but I haven't met you yet.
So special, but it hasn't happened yet.
Posts: 549 | Registered: Thursday, October 17 2002 07:00
girlz place in General
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I'm shy around the opposite sex. For a different reason..

--Jonnie Zahndi Zolohahni

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Professor Frost gives me ideas.
Professor Frost has many an eye.
Professor Frost always foils my plans.
Posts: 549 | Registered: Thursday, October 17 2002 07:00
Undead Topics Need Loving Too (aka "Give Me Your First-Born") in General
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I seem to remember a certain "Kevin Gottfried". Ring a bell?

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—Zxquez Zolohahni
I eat blueberries in pie square.
Xerch'de/Rate.
I miss you, but I haven't met you yet.
So special, but it hasn't happened yet.
Posts: 549 | Registered: Thursday, October 17 2002 07:00
Join the revolution! in General
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It's fine.It's kind of fun, actually. Very fun..

--Jonnie Zahndi Zolohahni

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Professor Frost gives me ideas.
Professor Frost has many an eye.
Professor Frost always foils my plans.
Posts: 549 | Registered: Thursday, October 17 2002 07:00
Who cares anymore. Not me. in General
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I thought this topic was supposed to be about What's his face leaving. Has he left yet? No. All he does is whine about how no one listens. I do believe he should go away if he truly thinks no one cares about what he says.

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Professor Frost gives me ideas.
Professor Frost has many an eye.
Professor Frost always foils my plans.
Posts: 549 | Registered: Thursday, October 17 2002 07:00
Who cares anymore. Not me. in General
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I've always wondered why, when somebody leaves, they have to make some big topic about it. It'd be nice just to drift away.

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BoE on Windows XP in Tech Support
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I can play it fine, too. Yeah, I hate the color thing..

[ Sunday, February 15, 2004 12:33: Message edited by: Mr. Jonnie Zolohahni ]

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