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Worst product name ever in General
Warrior
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Yeah, that's what I don't get. It's not just this specific product...I mean you gotta think for every bad movie, bad product, bad name, bad anything...these people sit down and talk about it, put hundreds if not thousands of hours into production and not ONE person in the dozens (or hundreds in movies) of people ever say "Uh, hey guys, this really really sucks."

The best example I got is that movie The Last Legion about the 'history of the sword in the stone' which they also call Excalibur...which were NOT the same sword. You'd think of the hundreds of people involved in the production of an Arthurian myth movie (even a bastardization of one) atleast ONE would KNOW THE BASIC STORY.

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Worst product name ever in General
Warrior
Member # 2000
Profile Homepage #0
http://www.engadget.com/2007/08/24/trekstor-showcases-i-beat-blaxx-portable-media-player/

Someone really ****ed up on this one.

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Posts: 141 | Registered: Wednesday, October 2 2002 07:00
A5 Questions in Avernum 4
Warrior
Member # 2000
Profile Homepage #40
I would play Exile/Avernum if it was text based (I play a fair amount of text based games). Graphics mean nothing to a game. It's gameplay and story that I care about.

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Posts: 141 | Registered: Wednesday, October 2 2002 07:00
Who Wants to be Superhero? in General
Warrior
Member # 2000
Profile Homepage #10
http://img264.imageshack.us/my.php?image=heroij3.jpg

Less a super hero and more an interperation of myself before I shaved off my beard and if I weren't 120 pounds.

[ Monday, August 27, 2007 00:35: Message edited by: Lemur Industries ]

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A5 Questions in Avernum 4
Warrior
Member # 2000
Profile Homepage #4
I think "it was unbalanced" is never an excuse, especially on a completely new engine...

Adding more options to playstyle shouldn't be scrapped for the mentality that it's 'just easier to leave out.'

These were good features, so long as they are kept in line.

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Posts: 141 | Registered: Wednesday, October 2 2002 07:00
I Seek to Obtain the Meaningless Approbation of my Fellows in General
Warrior
Member # 2000
Profile Homepage #10
quote:
Originally written by Dweller of the Cave:

Random time for Lemur to come back...
I left?

I think I need my old account unlocked.

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I Seek to Obtain the Meaningless Approbation of my Fellows in General
Warrior
Member # 2000
Profile Homepage #2
I'll always love you MM.

-Ed

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A5 Questions in Avernum 4
Warrior
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Profile Homepage #0
I have some questions on the possible return of some features that were strangely lost in the transition from Exile to Avernum.

Dual-weilding with the ambidextrous trait. This just seems silly not to have, so long as the two-handed weapons are kept equal or superior in strength to two one-handers. Gives more options for playstyle.

Bashing weapons. I realize 'edged weapons' no longer exists either and all non-pole weapons were lumped into "Meele" but the total lack of maces and flails in Avernum confuses me. Especially with that stun mechanic in A4.

Field style magic. BoA had this with wall of knives, but anti-magic field seems so essential for being able to take out enemy casters and conflag. was a great low level AOE DOT. Again, these are just more flavours to playstyle.

Weapon poisons. I'm a broken record. More options! Makes a member of my party feel more like a thief besides pumping in tool skill.

If not for A5, then hopefully A6.

-Ed

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Halp! I kennet find mah teeth! in General
Warrior
Member # 2000
Profile Homepage #0
Or my sense of direction...

IRA SMELLS!

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Posts: 141 | Registered: Wednesday, October 2 2002 07:00
Sorry if this is not Spiderweb related. I need advice, and ideas... in General
Warrior
Member # 2000
Profile Homepage #1
$5 and I'll kill the girl.
$.50 and I'll kill you. Either way it solves the problem.

Don't post your problems on public message boards, I don't have the will to slander you for this kind of melodramatic whiny problem, but I'm sure someone else will.

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Posts: 141 | Registered: Wednesday, October 2 2002 07:00
Wierd Ebay Auctions in General
Warrior
Member # 2000
Profile Homepage #21
Someone sold their virginity on Ebay for over 2 Grand. That is by far the most famous of odd things sold on Ebay. EGM magazine sold a half-eaten sandwich for $40 for the Sept. 11th fund.
Peices of the second Mars Pathfinder (The one that was lost) and also scraps of the spaceship that crashed not so long ago.
A friend of mine buys used clothes in large quantity.

Whichever one of you claimed they are not allowed to sell body parts is sadly mistaken. Kidneys are quite frequent on the site.

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Posts: 141 | Registered: Wednesday, October 2 2002 07:00
Hello there everyone....what game are you playing now? in General
Warrior
Member # 2000
Profile Homepage #24
During my lengthly boring summer I managed to not only grow a beard, but read the entire Redwall series. Again. I also just finished in the last few days the His Dark Materials series for the millionth time...I discussed it Saunders after and we are still confused about what exactly Mary did to be 'the tempter'
For fans of the series, hear me now...answer my confusions:
What happened to the Spy Fly?
Why did Will not see his Daemon the moment he enter Lyra's world like his father?
I know I have more questions then that but I have not slept in 4 days and counting and my brain is mushy.

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Posts: 141 | Registered: Wednesday, October 2 2002 07:00
Please read and think about this... I implore you in General
Warrior
Member # 2000
Profile Homepage #5
Myst 2 was called Riven. Myst 3 was called Exile. Thus when ever anyone ever asks someone "So do you play Exile?" they would never in their wildest dreams think you were reffering to SpiderWeb Software's Exile. I've asked possibly hundreds of RPGers I've met over the years if they've ever even heard of Exile..."Yeah...Sure...Myst 3."

Get with the mainstream scene guys, or ya look like fools.

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Posts: 141 | Registered: Wednesday, October 2 2002 07:00
Farewell in General
Warrior
Member # 2000
Profile Homepage #11
These forums are still doomed with or without one less moron. *holds up middle finger* Latero.

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Posts: 141 | Registered: Wednesday, October 2 2002 07:00
Pointlessly Curious in General
Warrior
Member # 2000
Profile Homepage #10
Before IB closed I recall some members having something like 10,000 Posts. TM...Drakey. Too bad they didn't carry over.

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Posts: 141 | Registered: Wednesday, October 2 2002 07:00
Gamesome Mac in General
Warrior
Member # 2000
Profile Homepage #2
www.macradio.com/monday is the link...I actually forgot for a brief moment how dense the people are here, and I know you'd never be able to find it...even though it'd be the first site that'd pop up when the proper wording was placed into a search engine. Course, I can already hear the people going "Wait, wait...Slow down." so there it is.

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Gamesome Mac in General
Warrior
Member # 2000
Profile Homepage #0
I regularly listen to a Radio Station called Gamesome Mac. I'm not a Mac user anymore, but it's still interesting stuff. Plus they do interviews with well known people, like Bill Roper. I am informed tonight at 9 PM (My time, West Coast of North America) there will be a live interview with Jeff Vogel about Geneforge 2. This won't be the first time he's been on the station. I invite you to listen, for he sounds like a 12 year old seething through a retainer. He laughs at all his own jokes which are far from funny, and over all presents a nerdly behavior that matches none other then Gimpy (for fans of the short lived Undergrads series).
And for those of you with dial-up...I suggest waiting until tommorow when you can listen to it on archive, instead of live.

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Looking for a shoulder to cry on... in General
Warrior
Member # 2000
Profile Homepage #25
Unique and special, no. I am right in every way of course, being me after all. I am the deciding factor in the universe and all revolves around me. Still, I'm just a plain ordinary Joe (anyone who understands that joke is not a new member to these boards. Otherwise, go to hell). A waste of precious space who will not ammount to much more then a psuedo terrorist thinking he's making a diffrence when he kills millions of people.

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Posts: 141 | Registered: Wednesday, October 2 2002 07:00
Looking for a shoulder to cry on... in General
Warrior
Member # 2000
Profile Homepage #23
Oh Fück you Imban. I'm voicing my opinion in a constructive way rather then flaming like 99% of the idiots here. Facists, that's all you are. If that's a crime then send me right back to being banned...You can't tell me how to think. Also, TM...You're such a little liar. You are about emotionless as I don't hate every last human being. I've seen you whine and cry and beg and plead to people. You're weak minded, and easy to control. Go back to your wife in Nova Scotia.
For the rest of you:
http://www.geocities.com/sinisterchan/****you.jpg
Gotta copy and paste that into a new window. Stupid Geocities. Words probably going to get blanked out too. You can guess what it is and replace the ****s with it.
God: He will have another and die painfully.
Kyna: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...Oh God that's funny...All those death's huh? BWAHHA. Never ever again...Aaah...life is sweet.
Zephyr: Cats live a very short time. Then they freeze to death during the winter and you find them in a block of ice.
And...for anyone else who's ever lost anyone...Mentioning it just makes my life feel more grand.
-Lemur

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Looking for a shoulder to cry on... in General
Warrior
Member # 2000
Profile Homepage #1
Coming to a public form and asking for pity from people based on the death of someone they never knew (Or ever will, looks like) is a foolish idea. Because you run into people like me. Who actually laugh and smile and take dear pleasure in the suffering of others. Everyone dies, you'll die, I'll die. Well, not me, but you will. Another old bat down the drain. Bah. Human life is so worthless, pointless, we sit here for a fraction of an eyeblink of overall time, and all we manage to do is fill the world with our waste and make more of our ugly selves. You want comfort? Know that there's no heaven and that when you die you won't see her. So, you've pretty much lost her forever and ever, least till the end of your own wretched exsitance. Wow...I can rant when trying to make people feel bad.
Ding, Dong, The Witch is Dead.

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Undead Topics Need Loving Too (aka "Give Me Your First-Born") in General
Warrior
Member # 2000
Profile Homepage #6
Fox Elf. FKS. All The Same.
SPAM
SPAM
SPAM

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member #'s in General
Warrior
Member # 2000
Profile Homepage #22
I used to be like 16...I could always get that account back, with Blademaster Mod title...But you know...2000 is just...um...cooler looking. I had to create 5 Garbage accounts just to get to it.

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Favorite Games in General
Warrior
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Profile Homepage #1
Spamming is fun
IMAGE(Favorite Games_files/introb.jpg)

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Random Word Game in General
Warrior
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Profile Homepage #5
Since this topic is already doomed, I feel the need to spam.

IMAGE(Random Word Game_files/introb.jpg)

BYE BYE SAYS EVOL SQUIRREL Omg wtfffssssds

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General Questions on Spiderweb Stuff in General
Warrior
Member # 2000
Profile Homepage #8
Yes...I ordered the Trilogy CD way back when, and then in the same phone call they gave me all the codes for all three games...I should have just canceled the order right then and there and ran away laughing. Course, they had my credit card number...Also, I almost worked up the nerve to ask Linda how she felt about her boss recreating her in a game in which she sacrificed her soul to ressurect a demon and then was chopped in half...

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