War, war, war!
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Agent
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written Monday, May 31 2004 07:44
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This is my first big poll. If everyone, yes everyone, from the Empire to the goblins started waring each other for no reason what side would you choose to be on? This poll has been moved to another forum. -------------------- And everybody say....Yatta! Posts: 1287 | Registered: Thursday, August 14 2003 07:00 |
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Off With Their Heads
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written Monday, May 31 2004 08:49
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I have a certain fondness for the sliths. This will be explained/demonstrated when my BoA scenario comes out. -------------------- Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens. Smoo: Get ready to face the walls! Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr. Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever Posts: 7968 | Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00 |
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Bob's Big Date
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written Monday, May 31 2004 09:29
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Vahnatai are misspelled and there's no option for who would really win the war: the horses. They are completely indestructible, after all. -------------------- The biggest, the baddest, and the fattest. Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Monday, May 31 2004 11:13
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Vahnatai always have the option of Resting until everyone else has made a mess of one another, then waking up and delivering an authoritative smackdown Rentar-Ihrno style. —Alorael, who hardly thinks that the Alien Beasts deserve to be their own group. They're good, solid vahnatai creations. Troglodytes are iffier, but one could make a case for them being a subset of the vahnatai army as well. Basically, the vahnatai have the numbers, the weird creatures, and the cool curvy swords on their side. How can they lose? Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00 |
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Bob's Big Date
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written Monday, May 31 2004 12:35
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In a battle between a horse and a Vahnatai Lord, the Vahnatai Lord dies of old age 100% of the time. -------------------- The biggest, the baddest, and the fattest. Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Monday, May 31 2004 14:17
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Vahnatai, but only because of the Resting thing. Dareva is highly in favor of looooooong naps. Posts: 437 | Registered: Sunday, July 13 2003 07:00 |
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Bob's Big Date
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written Monday, May 31 2004 18:33
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Alec punches people who speak in the third person and doesn't feel badly about it afterwards. -------------------- The biggest, the baddest, and the fattest. Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Tuesday, June 1 2004 01:11
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The world is full of Darevas, and I speak for them all! In whatever person comes to mind. Posts: 437 | Registered: Sunday, July 13 2003 07:00 |
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Shaper
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written Tuesday, June 1 2004 02:33
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Why did you use the plural form correctly for every single option except for the Nephil? Is this some special way of showing contempt for them? -E- -------------------- Let them eat cake! Posts: 2314 | Registered: Tuesday, January 15 2002 08:00 |
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Apprentice
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written Tuesday, June 1 2004 08:08
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Nephil. Not because i think they would win...but because their cat people Posts: 38 | Registered: Thursday, March 4 2004 08:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Tuesday, June 1 2004 08:46
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I have only been occasionally punched by Alec, and I speak in the third person at least once per post. —Alorael, who is proud of to be himself. He wouldn't know what to do if he were myself. Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00 |
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Warrior
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written Friday, June 4 2004 05:11
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ALIEN BEASTS!!!!!! I mean a horse is quite fast and virtually helpless Alien beasts are just as fast and very deadly...which one would you prefer??? ALIEN BEASTS OF COURSE!!!! They will be armored with mithril breastplate I will have a lance! and I shall kill those Vanahti in their sleep! -------------------- Custer is the worlds biggest noob Custer is the worlds biggest noob Custer is the worlds biggest noob Posts: 54 | Registered: Thursday, April 15 2004 07:00 |
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Bob's Big Date
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written Friday, June 4 2004 11:22
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An alien beast is faster, perhaps. But have you ever seen one kill a horse? Have you ever seen anything kill a horse? They're completely invincible. -------------------- The biggest, the baddest, and the fattest. Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Friday, June 4 2004 12:24
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And they split even better than doomguards. One becomes six in the blink of an eye and a step of a party member onto the horse. But yes, in fact, I have seen a horse (or six) die. Enormous explosions and collapses like that of the Filth Factory or the Woodsy Tower do the job. —Alorael, who does concede that they are effectively immune to everything but overkill. They are, however, quite tough. If they could do damage, they would win the war. But they can't. Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00 |
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Agent
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written Friday, June 4 2004 12:25
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Actually, the first gentleman who sells horses mentions that they are rare, due to the slimes eating them. SO, obviously I would win. EDIT: Wooh, 400! [ Friday, June 04, 2004 12:52: Message edited by: FatBatMonkey ] Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00 |
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Warrior
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written Friday, June 4 2004 21:35
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Where are the Dark Wyrms? They would kill every other pityful creature 1 hit, and I will ride one like a horse :P Posts: 169 | Registered: Wednesday, September 24 2003 07:00 |
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Warrior
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written Friday, June 4 2004 22:45
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Custer horses aren't invunreable all you need is a dagger in the neck to kill them A vahnatai lord could kill it easily Chance of dieing Battle=Horse vs Vahnatai lord Horse=100% Vahnatai lord=0% so take that idiot -------------------- Custer is the worlds biggest noob Custer is the worlds biggest noob Custer is the worlds biggest noob Posts: 54 | Registered: Thursday, April 15 2004 07:00 |
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...b10010b...
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written Friday, June 4 2004 23:03
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You are the poster child for post-natal abortion. -------------------- The Empire Always Loses: This Time For Sure! Posts: 9973 | Registered: Saturday, March 30 2002 08:00 |
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Off With Their Heads
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written Friday, June 4 2004 23:07
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Mr. Lookit My Saxy Body, horses are not "invunreable," but they have never been killed in any Exile or Avernum game. Thus we may deduce that they are invulnerable. Thuryl, must you not only take Alec's name but also sound like him, too? It is becoming increasingly difficult to tell you two apart. :P -------------------- Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens. Smoo: Get ready to face the walls! Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr. Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever Posts: 7968 | Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00 |
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written Friday, June 4 2004 23:09
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I'm less general. Bah. I'll change it as soon as I think of something better. :P -------------------- The Empire Always Loses: This Time For Sure! Posts: 9973 | Registered: Saturday, March 30 2002 08:00 |
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Shaper
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written Saturday, June 5 2004 05:19
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Even though the horses are invulnerable, they are unable to do any damage. Also, they are magically restricted from walking on certain Terrains, and darkness often frightens them. Their only use would be to make a blockade, but a portal could quickly fix that for the vahnatai. -------------------- Lt. Sullust Cogito Ergo Sum Polaris Posts: 2462 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00 |
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Agent
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written Saturday, June 5 2004 14:21
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Sure horses are almost impossible to kill, but what will you do? Neigh at them to death? I'm also surprised that nobody mentioned the Demons yet. [ Saturday, June 05, 2004 14:22: Message edited by: Slasher ] -------------------- And everybody say....Yatta! Posts: 1287 | Registered: Thursday, August 14 2003 07:00 |
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Warrior
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written Monday, June 7 2004 06:25
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ok my alien beasts will live in a cave and they will eat Custer for tea ;) :D :P -------------------- Custer is the worlds biggest noob Custer is the worlds biggest noob Custer is the worlds biggest noob Posts: 54 | Registered: Thursday, April 15 2004 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Monday, June 7 2004 14:16
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Eat Custer for tea? :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: I WOULD AMASS MY OWN ARMIES AND COMMAND OTHER ARMIES TO JOIN THE SENSELESS SLAUGHTER UNDER MY BANNER! (Or I would cower and whimper under my bed until the fighting's over.) Fighting them all alone would be the one most similiar to that. -------------------- -Zephyr Tempest, your personal entertainer Posts: 1779 | Registered: Monday, December 9 2002 08:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Tuesday, June 8 2004 19:34
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The Anama would win. In God they trust. Or alternatively the undead. You can't overestimate the fear of the enemy, when they encounter someone using his teeth as a weapon. Also, when all the others have slaughtered each other, everyone becomes undead. It's the perfect non-violent strategy! They're like Gandhi, though a lot paler! -------------------- Mow down the sexy people. Posts: 756 | Registered: Monday, August 4 2003 07:00 |