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BANNED
Member # 4
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...when your county executive begins sending you porn? :P

(Seriously. I just got porn spam from my county executive.)

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We're all amazed but not amused
By all the things that you said you'd do.
You're much concerned but not involved by
Decisions that are made by you
But we are sick and tired of hearing your song,
Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong,
'Cause if you really want to hear our views,
You haven't done nothin'.

Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00
Cartographer
Member # 2264
Profile Homepage #1
Move to another county after first washing yourself in a strong bleach solution? Seriously, I have no idea, but you should really complain to someone, cause that's just wrong .

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And the Glory of the Light did shine upon him.
And the Peace of the Light did he give men.
Binding nations to him. Making one of many.
Yet the shards of hearts did give wounds.
And what was once did come again
-in fire and in storm
splitting all in twain.
For his peace...
-for his peace...
... was the peace...
... was the peace...
... of the sword.
And the Glory of the Light did shine upon him.

Meane sol Ahelle

Check out my Avernum 3 site. This one is incomplete, but better than the one here which is complete, sort of.
Posts: 926 | Registered: Tuesday, November 19 2002 08:00
Warrior
Member # 43
Profile #2
Invest in a good spam-killing product (I've used SpamKiller almost the entire time I've been on-line--took me about 3 months on-line to find it).

Also, check headers and such, as it is very likely that you're dealing with a spoofed address. Of course, you could always forward (headers intact) the email to the opposing political party, and see what kind of hay they make out of it.
Posts: 145 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
Warrior
Member # 341
Profile #3
To: County Executive
From: TM
CC: wychwenthal@hotmail.com
Subject: How Do You Like It?
Attachment: TMnaked.jpg

Please don't ruin my credit rating.

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"This stolen joke proves I have a sense of humour!"
"This tired old proverb proves I am profound"
"This hyperlink to someone who doesn't know me proves I am popular!"

Nothing like a bandwagon.

Except maybe irony.
Posts: 159 | Registered: Monday, December 3 2001 08:00
Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
Member # 919
Profile #4
Just reply, and don't change anything except to add a big WTF????? below it.

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And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it.
-The Last Pendragon

TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL

Les forum de la chance.

In case of emergency, break glass.
Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00
Infiltrator
Member # 2669
Profile Homepage #5
Forward it to the local newspaper.

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Posts: 647 | Registered: Wednesday, February 19 2003 08:00
Shock Trooper
Member # 3026
Profile #6
Dance.

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And this was very odd because
It was the middle of the night
- Lewis Carrol

well well well aren't we resilient

Oh the fun

Most generalizations are, unfortunately, true.
Posts: 212 | Registered: Sunday, May 25 2003 07:00
Triad Mage Banned Veteran
Member # 165
Profile Homepage #7
Forward it to the local communist party.

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desperance -- je me souviens
arena -- et je me souviens de vous
Posts: 2449 | Registered: Monday, October 15 2001 07:00
Law Bringer
Member # 335
Profile Homepage #8
Open the email and enjoy the free... I mean... send a letter of complaint to said executive!

—Alorael, who would be thankful, actually. It may be porn spam, but at least it's honest porn. With real government emails you never know where you stand.
Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00
Triad Mage
Member # 7
Profile Homepage #9
Mail's spam filters are really good - they learn like a neural net.

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"At times discretion should be thrown aside, and with the foolish we should play the fool." - Menander
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Posts: 9436 | Registered: Wednesday, September 19 2001 07:00
Agent
Member # 366
Profile #10
Why complain about free porn??? Send it my way if you don't want it!

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I say never be complete. I say stop being perfect. I say let's evolve. Let the chips fall where they may.
Posts: 1277 | Registered: Sunday, December 9 2001 08:00
Babelicious
Member # 39
Profile Homepage #11
*notes down Princess Ruth in "cool Spidwebbers" list*
*notes the lack of AIM SN with which to bug her, frowns*

[ Friday, May 30, 2003 08:37: Message edited by: M. Boeh ]

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desperance.net - honestly, no biting.
Posts: 1074 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
This Side Towards Enemy
Member # 147
Profile #12
I once read through all the spam that piled up for the previous two weeks before deleting it. I've come to the conclusion that there are only three guys sending me porn, but they're sending a lot of it.

I just keep the breast enlargement spam now. You never know when it might come in useful.
Posts: 1000 | Registered: Thursday, October 11 2001 07:00
Post Navel Trauma ^_^
Member # 67
Profile Homepage #13
quote:
Originally posted by M. Boeh:
*notes down Princess Ruth in "cool Spidwebbers" list*
*notes the lack of AIM SN with which to bug her, frowns*

Translation: "Could you send the porn to me once you've finished with it?"

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Grammar wenches beware:
This is the house that the malt that the rat that the cat that the dog that the cow that the maiden that the man that the priest that the cock that the farmer kept waked married kissed milked tossed worried killed ate lay in.

My Website
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Posts: 1798 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00
Shock Trooper
Member # 44
Profile Homepage #14
Whoa, you think the county executive sending you porn takes the biscuit? I once had a discussion with my art teacher abouit John Waters movies...

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I've spent over $100 on Spidweb games, to date. And I've lost every one of them! Except BoE, which is on a disk, thankfully...
Posts: 259 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
Agent
Member # 366
Profile #15
M.Boeh, I don't use AIM....I use MSN messenger instead.

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I say never be complete. I say stop being perfect. I say let's evolve. Let the chips fall where they may.
Posts: 1277 | Registered: Sunday, December 9 2001 08:00
One Thousand Slimy Things
Member # 66
Profile #16
People, people, learn to use Trillian. MSN, AIM and ICQ in one nifty package. Much easier to share your porn with others. ^_^

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KhothMk2: You don't get 72 virgin camels though
Posts: 995 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00
Warrior
Member # 341
Profile #17
YAY4MSN! Ah, the 8 year olds choice...

And I stand by my original assertion, although if you don't have the balls (I'll pay for that in hell) then you could always reply asking for higher quality porn.

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"This stolen joke proves I have a sense of humour!"
"This tired old proverb proves I am profound"
"This hyperlink to someone who doesn't know me proves I am popular!"

Nothing like a bandwagon.

Except maybe irony.
Posts: 159 | Registered: Monday, December 3 2001 08:00
Post Navel Trauma ^_^
Member # 67
Profile Homepage #18
You never shared your porn with me, Wolfie, even when I used Trillian.

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Grammar wenches beware:
This is the house that the malt that the rat that the cat that the dog that the cow that the maiden that the man that the priest that the cock that the farmer kept waked married kissed milked tossed worried killed ate lay in.

My Website
desperance.net - Leave your sanity at the door
Posts: 1798 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00
Law Bringer
Member # 335
Profile Homepage #19
Arctic's porn stash isn't something you want, Khoth, even if you are starting to worry about your tastes in, ah, art.

—Alorael, who avoids Arctic's porn whenever possible. Invisible newbies were never meant to be photographed in certain acts, invisible or not.
Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00
Post Navel Trauma ^_^
Member # 67
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quote:
Originally posted by Alorael:
even if you are starting to worry about your tastes in, ah, art.
Yes, why not tell everyone? It's traditional, isn't it?

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Grammar wenches beware:
This is the house that the malt that the rat that the cat that the dog that the cow that the maiden that the man that the priest that the cock that the farmer kept waked married kissed milked tossed worried killed ate lay in.

My Website
desperance.net - Leave your sanity at the door
Posts: 1798 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00
Shaper
Member # 496
Profile #21
What do you mean 'traditional'? 18th century 'Fanny Hill' costume stuff with wigs and crinolines? Is there no end to human depravity? ;)

[ Saturday, May 31, 2003 10:01: Message edited by: X ]
Posts: 2333 | Registered: Monday, January 7 2002 08:00
Infiltrator
Member # 2669
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Oh, I love that little Fauntleroy stuff. The curly blond wig, the oversized novelty lollipop....excuse me a minute.

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Posts: 647 | Registered: Wednesday, February 19 2003 08:00
Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
Member # 919
Profile #23
What's Trillian, and if it's as good as all three in one sounds why isn't it more widely used?

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And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it.
-The Last Pendragon

TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL

Les forum de la chance.

In case of emergency, break glass.
Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00
Shock Trooper
Member # 431
Profile #24
I guess Trillian isn't really popular by now... It's like... Odigo! Just one of those programs that never get famous enough...

My sister used to use Trillian. She never liked it that much though...

[ Saturday, May 31, 2003 17:47: Message edited by: --Troubled queen-- ]

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GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY TOMATO!
Posts: 367 | Registered: Sunday, December 23 2001 08:00

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