Things to improve Dikiyoba's ausome story!

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I think that was an asphyxiation of surprise and embarrassment, not sexism.

—Alorael, who also supposes it could be a case of suddenly realizing that Earth's atmosphere is not Martian and therefore not suitable to the Martian breathing apparatus, but you'd think that would have been noticeable before.
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Oh, ok. Sorry for the misunderstanding Upon Mars.

[ Wednesday, February 14, 2007 09:39: Message edited by: Kyrek ]
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I'd like to go back to the cooties point, SoT. You're POSITIVE that nobody has got cooties from the internet before? 'Cus I know this guy...

(Yes, I want another chapter, and am hiding the fact in low-quality humour.)

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*Name by Slarty, so blame him if it's filthy...
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One more reason to go Mac.

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IT's still more efficient to buy a PC and a case of Cootie repellant.

[ Wednesday, February 14, 2007 13:36: Message edited by: moonear ]

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"Dikiyoba ... is demon ... drives people mad and ... do all sorts of strange things."

"You Spiderwebbians are mad, mad, mad as March hares."
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Originally by Student of Trinity:

quote:
Fear not. Though computer viruses abound, there have yet to be any authenticated cases of computer cooties.
Although, to be frank, it's not cooties you need to worry about if you make Dikiyoba angry...

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(quietly waits)
(dosn't last long)
I am male by the way.
And my brother is a male too.
Duh.

[ Saturday, February 17, 2007 11:23: Message edited by: Infernal Flamming Muffin ]

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quote:
Originally written by Infernal Flamming Muffin:

(quietly waits)
(dosn't last long)
I am male by the way.
And my brother is a male too.
Duh.

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I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity -Infernal Flamming Muffin

Wait... you do know how to add a signature through your profile, right?

Dikiyoba.
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quote:
Originally written by The Dikiyora:

Although, to be frank, it's not cooties you need to worry about if you make Dikiyoba angry...

IMAGE(http://www.gulliverlandia.it/jurassicvalleyita/foto/velociraptor.jpg)

I thought it was repeated, excruciating deaths in your story. Hmm...

Though it does make one wonder what Tyranicus and Zephyr Tempest did to upset you. :)

[ Wednesday, February 14, 2007 18:13: Message edited by: Nioca ]
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What is this "signature" you are talking about?
(I am still unknowing of many features of this insane board)

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From the main screen, select 'My Profile', then select 'View/Update Profile', and go down to the field that says Signature. Type in whatever you want there, within the limits of the CoC.

Then click Update Profile, and you're done. You now will have a signature that will appear at the bottom of all your posts.

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Needless to say, I failed.
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Originally by Infernal Flamming Muffin:

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What is this "signature" you are talking about?
Everything under the dashed lines in most people's posts (Dintiradan and Lenar being the most obvious exceptions). Most people add that in through their profile instead of adding it at the end of individual posts like you are.

[Edit: Curse you, Nioca! :P ]

Originally by Nioca:

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Though it does make one wonder what Tyranicus and Zephyr Tempest did to upset you. :)
They did nothing to upset Dikiyoba. Dikiyoba kills Tyranicus repeatedly because his reaction amuses Dikiyoba. Zephyr Tempest is just accident-prone. :P

[ Wednesday, February 14, 2007 18:27: Message edited by: The Dikiyora ]
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By Diki:
quote:
Everything under the dashed lines in most people's posts (Dintiradan and Lenar being the most obvious exceptions). Most people add that in through their profile instead of adding it at the end of individual posts like you are.
WHAT? You mean, all this time, I could have spared myself a lot of trouble and just written a signature in my profile? Why didn't anyone tell me this before?

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quote:
Originally written by Dintiradan:

WHAT? You mean, all this time, I could have spared myself a lot of trouble and just written a signature in my profile? Why didn't anyone tell me this before?
Well, you're Canadian, and we didn't want to confuse you. ...

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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What? Canadians are confusable? That is just not true (We are, afterall, the land of Bob and Doug)

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"Dikiyoba ... is demon ... drives people mad and ... do all sorts of strange things."

"You Spiderwebbians are mad, mad, mad as March hares."
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True. The Mackenzies weren't confused. Merely drunk.

EDIT: Wikiquote needs better spelling.

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Now non-Indian people think they know all about arranged marriages. "So I hear that when you're born, the first thing your parents do is chose a nice girl for you to marry when you're old enough."
No, No! It doesn't work like that. Arranged marriages are more like going to a car show. Your dad let's you look at and compare all the cars. "Oh that one is nice. You would like that one, you like it? Yeah, you are going to get that one."
"Don't I get to test drive it?"
"No, not now, wait until you are married, then you can test drive it all you want."
- Russell Peters

[ Thursday, February 15, 2007 12:42: Message edited by: Dintiradan ]
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We hate your guts. If we're being honest, at least.

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I never got to cast Wrack on the Perfected Rat.

Disappointed.

-S-

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At least the perfected rat is supposivly dead.
I wonder what will happen next...

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Use this thread, please.

Dikiyoba.
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Okay.
And the reason this topic was here was because I put this here in my noobish days.
I am still part noob, but I am growing out of it with each passing moment...

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quote:
but I am growing out of it with each passing moment...

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!

The funniest thing I have read all day.

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quote:
Originally written by The Dikiyora:

Zephyr Tempest is just accident-prone. :P
Hey, I am not accident pr-*loses balance and falls off bed and hits head on floor*

Um...that was just bad timing...*arms give way as he gets up and stumbles over and hits head on computer desk*

This is the exception, not the rule...*the cord on the headphones pulls speaker off of desk and lands on head* *passes out*

[ Monday, February 19, 2007 12:17: Message edited by: Zephyr Tempest ]

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quote:
Originally written by Infernal Flamming Muffin:


I am still part noob, but I am growing out of it with each passing moment...

Very few things I read make me laugh out loud. This did. Thanks for brightening up my day. :P

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