The Spiderweb Instant Custom Title Generator?

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Member # 869
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quote:
Originally written by Synergy:

It could be convinced to switch things around for a small, discrete bribe.
Discrete from what?

(Hint: the word you want is "discreet". "Discrete" means "consisting of separate parts". Pet peeve.)

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Law Bringer
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quote:
Originally written by The Stew Boy:

You know, I never realised we had so many members. Just by looking at the first page, I'm surprised.
But you haven't done one for me yet...

The active posters usually number above 300 over any given 30-day period, judging from the monthly stats. Considering that, 35 members in this list is actually not a lot by comparison...

(Which also just made me notice that I once again messed up my own updating script by uploading an older version onto the newer one. I probably deleted the local version as well. :rolleyes: )

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quote:
Originally written by Synergy:

Alo - Even I don’t have it in me to make myself that patronizing and irritating, exluding any irrelevant opinion that TM may feel an irrepressible compulsion to share.
How do you know until you've tried?

—Alorael, who assumes that Synergy requires the bribe to be discreetly marked as specifically for titles, a purpose discrete from the usual background level of bribery necessary to any Spidwebian back room conspiracy.
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Shaper
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I prefer my old name. I don't think my shorter hair effectively sums up my ineptitude, occasional bad spelling and insomnia-induced meangingless drivel. Hence, I don't like "Short Locks Incorporated".

That is all.

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Shaper
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Thurly - you got me. I do know the difference between discreet and discrete, so I must have been on auto-pilot last night. However, the bribe can be discrete too: three vacuum tubes, to be exact.

SupaNik. The novelty of your haircut has worn off We have reverted you to your original glory.

Spring - That was thorougly underwhelming. The SICTG™ is not impressed. Do you write one-word essay answers in school too? I saw a puff of smoke rise from the back of the SICTG™ when I fed it your minimalistic data. We may require more. Something. Anything. A story from your day, perhaps. That is, if you want a title that is (A) relevant and (B) palatable.

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Master
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Synergy, I thank you for that wonderful title. I feel honored.

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Executive Kare Unit?

Well at least i'm significant enough to get a title!
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Infiltrator
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quote:
Originally written by Synergy:


1) Where do you live?

2) What is your relationship to the bevy of lassies in the picture behind you?

3) What is your attitude toward said bevy?

4) What is your favorite color?

5) What is the meaning of life?

1) Australia
2) It doesn't exist
3) and that is my attitude.
4) Blue
5)
quote:
Life: state of living beings, characterized by growth, reproduction, and response to stimuli; period between birth and death or between birth and the present time; way of living; amount of time something is active or functions; biography; liveliness or high spirits; living beings collectively.

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Shaper
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Profile #158
Karin and whom it may concern:

Keep in mind that the SICTG™ also operates on whim, which by definition is essentially random and unpredictable. Do not look for deeper meaning in the name the SICTG™ has selected for you. However, the SICTG™ is, at times, open to protest, suggestion, or discrEET bribery, according, of course, entirely to whim.

Also note that as the SICTG™ acquires more data on the nature of your being, it may well be inclined in the future to retitle you to something more annoyingly insightful.

Stew Boy - You are preapproved! Send no money now. Actually...do. Lots. Going back to school is really expensive.

quote:
Originally written by Alorael:

quote:
Originally written by Synergy:

Alo - Even I don’t have it in me to make myself that patronizing and irritating, excluding any irrelevant opinion that TM may feel an irrepressible compulsion to share.
How do you know until you've tried?

I spend enough of my life in that (counseling) role. One reason I chose to enter the field of psychotherapy was because my friends and associates kept utilizing me that way, even when I was a teen. I like to listen and they like to talk. They like what I have to say in response. I figured I might as well get paid to do what I love and am apparently geared to do.

[ Thursday, February 16, 2006 18:23: Message edited by: Synergy ]

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Um, excuse me for asking a stupid question, but what on earth is 'The Nihilist Minimalist'?
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Law Bringer
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quote:
Originally written by The Stew Boy:

Um, excuse me for asking a stupid question, but what on earth is 'The Nihilist Minimalist'?
I believe that means you believe in a little bit of nothing.

I don't think I'll touch that sentence again, or it might explode...

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Shaper
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quote:
Originally written by Synergy:

Spring - That was thorougly underwhelming. The SICTG™ is not impressed. Do you write one-word essay answers in school too? I saw a puff of smoke rise from the back of the SICTG™ when I fed it your minimalistic data. We may require more. Something. Anything. A story from your day, perhaps. That is, if you want a title that is (A) relevant and (B) palatable.
1) Australia
2) They are friends of a friend, and they were doing assorted things when that photo was taken.
3) They are alright, I suppose. They can get a little annoying, and they are unable to hold a decent conversation, but they are nice.
4) Green, the color of my eyes, the color of the grass, and half the color of my school logo.
5) Personally, I believe it is just to achieve your own thing, and there is no destiny.

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I'll put a Spring in your step.
:ph34r:
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Shaper
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quote:
Originally written by The Stew Boy:

Um, excuse me for asking a stupid question, but what on earth is 'The Nihilist Minimalist'?
Short answers. Two about non-existence. The SICTG™ is still missing three vacuum tubes. Voila. (You get what you pay for.)

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I'll put a Spring in your step.
:ph34r:
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Shaper
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There once was a man from Nepal
Who fell in a spring in the fall.
While the fall in the spring
Was a terrible thing,
He died in the spring, not the fall.

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That delightful limerick just made my day. ^_^

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Shaper
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Glad to hear it! Occasionally the SICTG™ spits out something effectively pleasing entirely by accident. I hope Spring is amused, because it might almost begin to make up for the unfortunate initial custom title the SICTG™ coughed up on his behalf.

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Posts: 2009 | Registered: Monday, September 12 2005 07:00
Law Bringer
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quote:
Originally written by Synergy:

Glad to hear it! Occasionally the SICTG™ spits out something effectively pleasing entirely by accident. I hope Spring is amused, because it might almost begin to make up for the unfortunate initial custom title the SICTG™ coughed up on his behalf.
That being? Sorry, I guess I didn't pay attention to the thread...

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All SICTG™ generated titles appear in the first post of this thread. Perhaps the list has grown since last you looked.

Consider it a conscious decision on our part to not spammify unduly. (I don't like spam.)

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E Equals MC What!!!!
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*Checks*

Down Under DJ Dude? I guess that's okay. Maybe it should be "Occult 8 Ball User", though.

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SupaNik: Aran, you're not big enough to threaten Ash. Dammit, even JV had to think twice.
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"OUTLOOK NOT SO GOOD."

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Shaper
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Aran:

Spring — Decently Conversational/Conversationally Decent

(Just in case you didn't check.

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quote:

cAPSLOCKED dALLERDIN — "What About BOB?"
I'm not entirely sure where the SubGenius reference came from, as the entire thing is a load of barely diguised Cthulhu worship, but hey. I'm not complaining.

[ Saturday, February 18, 2006 01:12: Message edited by: cAPSLOCKED dALLERDIN ]

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:Hades — Gravely Concerned: Is this random or did it have something to do with a post I made?

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I'm beginning to wonder what I've missed with all these really random posts. Have the Boards descended into even more insanity while I was gone?

- Archmagus Micael

P.S. I didn't bother reading through all 7 pages, so someone tell me if I've been given one of these titles. Just don't make one for me. My own name's fine enough.

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