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Shock Trooper
Member # 3073
Profile Homepage #0
Want to see what level of hell you are condemned to if you stay the way you are today up until the day you die? Take this test, Hell according to Dante!, to see what "forever" is going to be like for you.

I myself am in the seventh level of Hell. Bad times, very bad times indeed.

[ Saturday, July 10, 2004 15:22: Message edited by: Xan Kreigor ]

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I am the way into the doleful city
I am the way into eternal grief,
I am the way to a foresaken race.
Justice it was that moved my great creator;
Divine omnipotence created me,
And highest wisdom joined with primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things
Were made, and I shall last eternally
Abandon all hope, all you who enter.

Posts: 383 | Registered: Friday, June 6 2003 07:00
Guardian
Member # 2238
Profile Homepage #1
Interesting.

Well I'm now offically in the 5th Level of Hell. That means I'm "Wraithful and Gloomy". And it looks like I'll be bathing in Styx for a while!

Well what do ya know? This test is right!

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The critics agree!

Demonslayer is "a five star hit!" raves TIMES Weekly!

"I've never heard such thoughtful comments. This man is a genious!" says two-time Nobel Prize winning physicist Erwin Rasputin!
Posts: 1582 | Registered: Wednesday, November 13 2002 08:00
BANNED
Member # 4
Profile Homepage #2
City of Dis. Hah, I'm STILL a leading heretic! ^_^

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私のバラドですそしてころしたいいらればころす
Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00
Infiltrator
Member # 1220
Profile Homepage #3
Malebolge. Only one level before I get the devil Once I arrive I will slay him and cover the world with pain and darkness torturing every living soul. So I must steal lots of candy from babies. This test was quite similar to the value of your soul quiz mine was worth like 3 American.
Posts: 484 | Registered: Monday, May 27 2002 07:00
Lifecrafter
Member # 3320
Profile #4
I got Limbo. Go figure. It should have been Purgatory.

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"Keep your wits about you, the game is afoot!!" - Sherlock Holmes

Gay Christian Network
The Polaris Board
Posts: 935 | Registered: Friday, August 8 2003 07:00
Agent
Member # 2820
Profile #5
Hmm, the higher the level is, the better, RIGHT?

/me runs away from His stare.

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What do I put here?
-Garrison
Posts: 1415 | Registered: Thursday, March 27 2003 08:00
Guardian
Member # 2238
Profile Homepage #6
Even though I think you were joking (think), I think I should clarify for the future that where you end up is dependent on your sins, not necessarily how many.

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The critics agree!

Demonslayer is "a five star hit!" raves TIMES Weekly!

"I've never heard such thoughtful comments. This man is a genious!" says two-time Nobel Prize winning physicist Erwin Rasputin!
Posts: 1582 | Registered: Wednesday, November 13 2002 08:00
Senile Reptile
Member # 547
Profile #7
I too reside in the City of Dis. Hoorj!

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Polaris
Posts: 1614 | Registered: Wednesday, January 23 2002 08:00
Infiltrator
Member # 1877
Profile #8
Purgatory is me!

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | High
Level 1 - Limbo | Moderate
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very Low

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

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33111-CRUSADER-4849
Posts: 662 | Registered: Friday, September 13 2002 07:00
Infiltrator
Member # 1877
Profile #9
EDIT: Sorry, weird warping post that I really posted in another topic but that mysticaly got teleported over in this topic huaghbughag.

[ Saturday, July 10, 2004 18:01: Message edited by: Dawn of Victory ]

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33111-CRUSADER-4849
Posts: 662 | Registered: Friday, September 13 2002 07:00
Apprentice
Member # 1867
Profile #10
Afterlife?
You primitive meatbags... ;)

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Posts: 13 | Registered: Wednesday, September 11 2002 07:00
Shock Trooper
Member # 1723
Profile #11
I got level 5. Go figure. I always thought I'd burn a lot deeper in hell than that.

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I hate signatures.
Posts: 277 | Registered: Tuesday, August 13 2002 07:00
Agent
Member # 464
Profile #12
Malebolge as usual. I don't think the demons will let me go...

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You go girl!
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher. - Ambrose Bierce
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Posts: 1158 | Registered: Monday, December 31 2001 08:00
Guardian
Member # 2238
Profile Homepage #13
Dante's Inferno

I found this site, which is a pretty good explanation of what the Inferno is. I suggest checking it out if you've got the time. It'll make you think! (and everyone loves more wrinkles)

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The critics agree!

Demonslayer is "a five star hit!" raves TIMES Weekly!

"I've never heard such thoughtful comments. This man is a genious!" says two-time Nobel Prize winning physicist Erwin Rasputin!
Posts: 1582 | Registered: Wednesday, November 13 2002 08:00
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #14
Limbo. shoulda been lower levels of hell tho... :/

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Polaris - Weather balloons, ninjas, and your big daddy Wise Man. What more could you want?
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Babelicious
Member # 3149
Profile Homepage #15
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Very High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme
Level 7 Violent Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate

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I've got a pyg in a poke.
Posts: 999 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00
Bob's Big Date
Member # 3151
Profile Homepage #16
Level 5 Wrath, with a tendency towards Level 2 Lust.

Purgatory | Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Moderate
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Low
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

[ Saturday, July 10, 2004 19:29: Message edited by: Ultimate Weapon Custer ]

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The biggest, the baddest, and the fattest.
Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00
Agent
Member # 1104
Profile Homepage #17
The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very High
Level 1 - Limbo | Moderate
Level 2 | Very Low
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very Low

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Austrian Alex - Reality Corp.
Posts: 1307 | Registered: Tuesday, May 7 2002 07:00
Shock Trooper
Member # 3719
Profile Homepage #18
I seem to be on level 2

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Scandalous Stories, fishing,and great photos
Posts: 294 | Registered: Monday, November 24 2003 08:00
Infiltrator
Member # 4592
Profile #19
Seventh. Not bad. Some room for improvement. Nine would've been too much too soon, what else would I have had to live for if I had achieved something like that.
Cheers!

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quote:

"I suffer from spiritual malaise," said Cugel meaningfully. "which manifest itself in outburst of vicious rage. I implore you to depart, lest, in an uncontrollable spasm, I cut you in three pieces with my sword, or worse, I invoke magic."
Random Jack Vance Quote Manual Generator Apparatus (Cugel's Saga)
Posts: 604 | Registered: Sunday, June 20 2004 07:00
Cartographer
Member # 1851
Profile Homepage #20
Hmph, Seventh. I didn't expect I'd go so low, but.. I must admit, I had it coming.
Good thing there is no hell.

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"Son--err," her father said, "I mean... Daughter, I give you your first and only sword. Use it for with skill for great villainy." Nanoisms

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So many strange ones around. Don't you think?
Posts: 1308 | Registered: Sunday, September 8 2002 07:00
One Thousand Slimy Things
Member # 66
Profile #21
Did this one long ago, I am going to Limbo. Now if the test had asked "Are you a sick **** and/or a god damn awful pervert?", things might be different.

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Bending, but not in the way you might imagine.
Posts: 995 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00
Infiltrator
Member # 1877
Profile #22
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Extreme
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Extreme
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme
Level 7 Violent Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Extreme

Did as bad as I could :D

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33111-CRUSADER-4849
Posts: 662 | Registered: Friday, September 13 2002 07:00
Warrior
Member # 3694
Profile #23
Level 5. No wonder everyone likes to exclude me, they want to make me gloomy to send me to hell!

I had a dream about it - there's a door that sinners can't and won't find...

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And that was exactly the point of itself.
Takes advantage of the easily offended.
Reports of my demise are extremely accurate except for the fact that they refer to my clone.
Posts: 137 | Registered: Monday, November 17 2003 08:00
Shaper
Member # 517
Profile #24
Purgatory. No damnation for me.

-E-

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Let them eat cake!

Polaris Boards: The System is Up. Perennially.
Posts: 2314 | Registered: Tuesday, January 15 2002 08:00

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