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Warrior
Member # 1451
Profile Homepage #25
Seems I'm a glutton. Never viewed myself that way though. Must be because I believe that what I can obtain is mine and those who cannot obtain much or anything deserve it because they are too stupid to adjust to the situation.

Results:

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Third Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

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I am pleased to make contact with your entities.
Posts: 123 | Registered: Sunday, July 7 2002 07:00
Agent
Member # 2820
Profile #26
I believe in a God and all that, but I don't believe in a place that punishes sinners. If we die, perhaps we disappear. Or we just go around in a semi-conscious way, doomed to forever walk among the living and dead in a limbo between nothingness and the solid.

I seriously hope that when I die I get to become an apparition.

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What do I put here?
-Garrison
Posts: 1415 | Registered: Thursday, March 27 2003 08:00
Guardian
Member # 2339
Profile #27
The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | High
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | Very Low
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | Low
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very Low

I have made it to heaven! Though apparently Limbo is still a place that I may deserve to reside in...

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*Blue screen error*
NONEXISTANT WINDOWS ERROR
Windows detects no current errors, so Windows has decided
to screw around with the files until one occurs.

If you never rise against your oppressor, then you've already lost.
-Zephyr Tempest, your personal entertainer
Posts: 1779 | Registered: Monday, December 9 2002 08:00
Law Bringer
Member # 335
Profile Homepage #28
I am predestined for Limbo, but only because they haven't finished construction on the 10th level of Hell yet.

—Alorael, who is quite worried about this. Meeting the stated requirements of religion tends to make one an awful person, he's found. And it's not his religion, either!
Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00
Guardian
Member # 2238
Profile Homepage #29
So there for it IS you religion! Hah, Alorael has been caught by his own trap!

Or lack there-of.

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Demonslayer is "a five star hit!" raves TIMES Weekly!

"I've never heard such thoughtful comments. This man is a genious!" says two-time Nobel Prize winning physicist Erwin Rasputin!
Posts: 1582 | Registered: Wednesday, November 13 2002 08:00
Warrior
Member # 4631
Profile #30
City of Dis, Baby!
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Moderate
Level 2 - Lustful Moderate
Level 3 - Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 - Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 - Wrathful and Gloomy Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme
Level 7 - Violent Low
Level 8 - the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very High

Just barely missed out on Cocytus, damn! Maybe next year...

[ Sunday, July 11, 2004 11:17: Message edited by: Dr. Doodoom ]

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"'I saw the duckling hatch and disappear.
Sadly I ask who may have taken it.'"
Posts: 67 | Registered: Monday, June 28 2004 07:00
Apprentice
Member # 4398
Profile Homepage #31
Wooooo! Go limbo ! Jammin' with the great philosophers. No torture for me either, which is a plus, though I think all the babies would get to me after a while.

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Part of a shot contest is knowing when to say "Yeah, I'm done", and not yelling "Frrreeedom !" like William Wallace instead.
Posts: 28 | Registered: Tuesday, May 18 2004 07:00
Shaper
Member # 73
Profile #32
Purgatory Repenting Believers Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High
Level 2 Lustful Moderate
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics High
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low

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The Lyceum - The Headquarters of the Blades designing community
The Louvre - The Blades of Avernum graphics database
Alexandria - The Blades of Exile Scenario database
BoE Webring - Self explanatory
Polaris - Free porn here
Odd Todd - Fun for the unemployed (and everyone else too)
Famous Last Words - A local pop-punk band
They Might Be Giants - Four websites for one of the greatest bands in existance
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Posts: 2957 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00
Infiltrator
Member # 4637
Profile Homepage #33
Humm... I wasn't really expecting this result, after some answers :D

PURGATORY :)

(Although I don't believe in Purgatory, lol)

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very High
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very Low

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv


[ Sunday, July 11, 2004 12:39: Message edited by: Overwhelming ]

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"Beware lest anyone cheat you through philosophy and empty deceit, according to the tradition of men, according to the basic principles of the world, and not according to Christ." Colossians 2:6-9
Posts: 483 | Registered: Tuesday, June 29 2004 07:00
Lifecrafter
Member # 4682
Profile #34
This test is interesting, though having pagan beliefs and believing in being able to tell the future are hard on your score. I tried it the first time telling the truth and was sent to Limbo. I tried it again, saying that I didn't have any pagan beliefs and I didn't believe in being able to tell the future and got sent to Purgatory. This test is obviously biased. :mad:

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If anyone ever asks you why you did something, say "Because I could".
Posts: 834 | Registered: Thursday, July 8 2004 07:00
Warrior
Member # 3480
Profile Homepage #35
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate

> :)

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What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.
Posts: 169 | Registered: Wednesday, September 24 2003 07:00
Shake Before Using
Member # 75
Profile #36
quote:
Originally written by Nicothodes:

This test is interesting, though having pagan beliefs and believing in being able to tell the future are hard on your score. I tried it the first time telling the truth and was sent to Limbo. I tried it again, saying that I didn't have any pagan beliefs and I didn't believe in being able to tell the future and got sent to Purgatory. This test is obviously biased. :mad:
HMM! LET US SEE

IT IS ABOUT A CHRISTIAN CONCEPT OF HELL

OF COURSE IT'S BIASED

>8E
Posts: 3234 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00
Law Bringer
Member # 335
Profile Homepage #37
I believe one cannot reach Purgatory unless one is Christian, according to the test (and according to hard-line Christians). Thus, it is a perfectly accurate representation of where we're headed if it turns out that those Christians are right. As for Dante's subdivisions of Hell (Limbo sounds like the suburbs of Dis, doesn't it?), well, leave it to Dante to come up with something like that.

—Alorael, who wouldn't want to Dis such a great man. Hee hee snort, that was an awful pun, wasn't it?
Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00
Shake Before Using
Member # 75
Profile #38
That's why Purgatory's listed as being for "Repenting Believers".

[ Monday, July 12, 2004 15:33: Message edited by: Imban ]
Posts: 3234 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00
Infiltrator
Member # 4389
Profile Homepage #39
City of Dis. Didn't see that one coming. O_o

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fame fame fatal fame
it can play hideous tricks on the brain
Posts: 407 | Registered: Friday, May 14 2004 07:00
Agent
Member # 27
Profile #40
Wow I'm destined to Limbo... I'm strangely and eerily dissapointed...

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very High
Level 2 | Low
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | High
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | Low
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low
Posts: 1233 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
Infiltrator
Member # 1877
Profile #41
quote:
Originally written by Ackazam:

City of Dis. Didn't see that one coming. O_o
Neither did I. o_O

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33111-CRUSADER-4849
Posts: 662 | Registered: Friday, September 13 2002 07:00
Shake Before Using
Member # 75
Profile #42
Welcome to sunny Dis, Rosycat!
Posts: 3234 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00
Law Bringer
Member # 2984
Profile Homepage #43
There are some questions that are tough to answer. For example, I can lie quite convincingly, but I rarely do it anyway. I've been feeling down a lot recently, but only due to stress. Well, and horoscopes? I read them, for amusement. They usually fit pretty well, but I can't say I seriously believe them...

Depending on those, it gets me alternatively into third level, Dis or Malebolge. :P

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"I single Aran out due to his nasty temperament, and his superior intellect." --- SupaNik
Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00
Babelicious
Member # 3149
Profile Homepage #44
The Hell Law says that Hell is reserved exclusively for them that believe in it. Further, the lowest Rung in Hell is reserved for them that believe in it on the supposition that they'll go there if they don't.
--- Principia Discordia

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I've got a pyg in a poke.
Posts: 999 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00
Infiltrator
Member # 4248
Profile #45
Well, I hope I don't need to bath in that river for a while.......

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Somebody PLEASE turn the heat on.
Posts: 617 | Registered: Tuesday, April 13 2004 07:00
Agent
Member # 618
Profile Homepage #46
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High

Wooh! Heretic! It finds me a distasteful character. Like I'm surprised. We built Dis City on rock'n'roll.

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Aut Tace Aut Loquere Meliora Silencio
Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
Warrior
Member # 2978
Profile #47
It's pretty damn cold and lonely down here in Cocytus...
It's not where I expected to be, coming from a conservative christian family in a quite secular(-ized?, sp?) country.

Quite an interesting test though, if I answer no to "Can you see yourself engaging in treason against your country" I either end up in Dis or in Level 2 depending on if I believe in God or not (which usually varies with mood/weather/time-of-day/what-I-had-for-lunch etc).

[ Wednesday, July 14, 2004 05:02: Message edited by: Ementor ]

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Drama queens and long sigs suck. Cut the crap.
Posts: 148 | Registered: Tuesday, May 13 2003 07:00
Infiltrator
Member # 4248
Profile #48
I did the test again, just because I wanted to know if I would get the same result again, and instead of the river I ended up in purgatory. And I don't even know where I answered differently...

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Somebody PLEASE turn the heat on.
Posts: 617 | Registered: Tuesday, April 13 2004 07:00

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