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Guardian
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written Monday, November 3 2003 15:29
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That a Simpsons fan with too much time on his hands has somehow crossbred a tomato and a tobacco plant... Thus spawning tomacco. There is a new species on Earth. -------------------- This is MY link. Click here,or here for the yoga dance mix!Click here to get to the misc. boards! Attack, icons, attack!THIS PAGE ROCKS!! Vicious virus stalks the web, has already infected over 150 computers: read more! We have tried to not harm anything in the making of this commercial, but we failed miserably. One Small Step for man, one giant leap(SHCKXXXXXX)STOP POKING ME!!! -Starcraft Observers R.I.P-Here lies NSI, may this rp be remembered. Posts: 1779 | Registered: Monday, December 9 2002 08:00 |
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Guardian
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written Monday, November 3 2003 15:48
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That was so horrible I think I have cancer just from reading it. Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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Master
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written Monday, November 3 2003 15:58
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*goes to get reconstructive eye surgery* -------------------- Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands. -------------------- Clan Xeon - Warcraft III clan Polaris - Weather Balloons YAY Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Monday, November 3 2003 16:50
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It might be in the news. I was thinking there would be more replies in a topic that's about a new species of plant. I'd just like to see what everyone thinks of this......bit of suprising info. -------------------- This is MY link. Click here,or here for the yoga dance mix!Click here to get to the misc. boards! Attack, icons, attack!THIS PAGE ROCKS!! Vicious virus stalks the web, has already infected over 150 computers: read more! We have tried to not harm anything in the making of this commercial, but we failed miserably. One Small Step for man, one giant leap(SHCKXXXXXX)STOP POKING ME!!! -Starcraft Observers R.I.P-Here lies NSI, may this rp be remembered. Posts: 1779 | Registered: Monday, December 9 2002 08:00 |
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Guardian
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written Monday, November 3 2003 17:02
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Just pray that no one other than WM & I see this. Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Monday, November 3 2003 17:05
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There is really nothing objectionable in this topic, but I'm tempted to lock it anyway. [Edit: Some things are best left unsaid. Fortunately, on forums like these one can retroactively unsay them.] —Alorael, who awaits further news of the tomacco without much in the way of expectations. [ Monday, November 03, 2003 17:06: Message edited by: Alorael ] Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00 |
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Shock Trooper
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written Monday, November 3 2003 17:55
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"It tastes like feet!" "Why are you eating it?" "Because, it's refreshingly addictive." Umm... That was a cartoon. I don't believe it's actually possible to make a tomacco. It is possible to put some genetic sequence from a tomato into a tobacco plant (or vice versa) but it would hardly result in a tomacco. -------------------- "... and approximately one sea turtle." Posts: 277 | Registered: Tuesday, August 13 2002 07:00 |
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Apprentice
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written Monday, November 3 2003 18:11
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You probably wouldn't get exactly the right mix you want, it would take a long period of trial and error. -------------------- Don't ask the Oracle unless you're willing to get the slurred drunken truth. Posts: 24 | Registered: Monday, November 3 2003 08:00 |
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BANNED
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written Monday, November 3 2003 18:18
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GUESS WHAT WE DONT GIVE **** YOU JACKASS AHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!11 -------------------- I have been banned for acting like a loony. Posts: 19 | Registered: Monday, November 3 2003 08:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Monday, November 3 2003 19:11
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What...what was the point of posting that? Posts: 901 | Registered: Monday, June 24 2002 07:00 |
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Apprentice
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written Monday, November 3 2003 19:13
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what's the point of this lame topic? -------------------- I pledge a grievance to the flag of the plighted stakes of America, and to the republics upon which it stands, one nation, playing God, blind and visible, with the illusion of liberty and justice for all Posts: 35 | Registered: Monday, November 3 2003 08:00 |
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Agent
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written Monday, November 3 2003 19:17
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Interesting, I should like to know what happens to Snow White if she were offered a tomacco instead of an apple. -------------------- You go girl! All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher. - Ambrose Bierce If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. Posts: 1158 | Registered: Monday, December 31 2001 08:00 |
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Babelicious
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written Monday, November 3 2003 19:27
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It's not a new species at all; it's a tomato plant grafted onto tobacco roots. This works because tomatoes and tobacco (as well as potatos and eggplants) are nightshades. If this plant was to reproduce, it would breed completely normal tomato plants. The DNA is still tomato. -------------------- You are my precious thing Thing of speed and beauty, You are my precious thing As long as you remain beneath me -- Big Black Posts: 999 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Monday, November 3 2003 21:28
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Or it wouldn't breed at all... that's also an effect of crossbreeding, sterilization. -------------------- "And all should cry, Beware, Beware! His Flashing eyes, his Floating hair!" S. T. Coleridge --- "It is as if everyone had lost their sense Consigned themselves to downfall and decadence And a wisp it is they have chosen as their beacon." Reinhard Mey. --- Quote of the Week: "I have a high opinion of myself, which makes up for my total lack of intelligence." Anon. Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00 |
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Bob's Big Date
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written Monday, November 3 2003 21:47
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It's not a crossbreed, it's a graft. There's no mixing of genetics. BTW, Merc? Try to avoid saying the same thing twice -------------------- In a word, gay. --Bob the Impaler Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Monday, November 3 2003 22:06
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quote:Thank you Mindspark! That's the kind of thing that I find fun! I could almost hear you saying that, with wideopen eyes and looking dunbfounded and surprised! Nothing's funnier than innocent amazement. Thank you for feeding my strange humour! Oh and BTW, I have seen these two goofies (<-forbidden word?) put up at least three topics over this same subject: the suckiness of SW and all its members. A kind suggestion: couldn't you keep it all in the same place? Posts: 756 | Registered: Monday, August 4 2003 07:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Monday, November 3 2003 23:02
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Reminds me of that Dilbert cartoon where they tried to combine, Tomatoes, (I think), and beef. Ending up with a square piece of inedible food that had spots like a cow. It was funny, because they took it to a starving nation and they ended up using it as a weapon and to build homes, as it was too inedible. The whole plan to use it to feed a nation backfired so Dilbert brought in his mom. I think she showed them how putting ketchup on it would take the bad flavor away and...Poof! Suddenly it became edible. I loved that episode. Great comparison to this story. Is Dilbert still on TV yet, by the way? -------------------- Mrs. Peacock: "Everything all right?" Colonel Mustard: "Yep. Two Corpses. Everything's fine." "Keep your wits about you, the game is afoot!!" - Sherlock Holmes Posts: 935 | Registered: Friday, August 8 2003 07:00 |
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Apprentice
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written Tuesday, November 4 2003 05:06
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There were more topics... but it looks like they were deleted. I agree Ironweed, it is very fun to befuddle people with our pure stupidity. -------------------- Don't ask the Oracle unless you're willing to get the slurred drunken truth. Posts: 24 | Registered: Monday, November 3 2003 08:00 |
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Apprentice
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written Tuesday, November 4 2003 05:23
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Why doesn't someone get rid/ban/murder public enemy no.1... after all, he IS the publick enemy no.1! Posts: 42 | Registered: Thursday, August 8 2002 07:00 |
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Apprentice
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written Tuesday, November 4 2003 06:03
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PE1's been banned, at least that's what his name thing says. -------------------- Don't ask the Oracle unless you're willing to get the slurred drunken truth. Posts: 24 | Registered: Monday, November 3 2003 08:00 |
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Guardian
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written Tuesday, November 4 2003 16:04
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quote:I bet next he WILL try to crossbreed! -------------------- This is MY link. Click here,or here for the yoga dance mix!Click here to get to the misc. boards! Attack, icons, attack!THIS PAGE ROCKS!! Vicious virus stalks the web, has already infected over 150 computers: read more! We have tried to not harm anything in the making of this commercial, but we failed miserably. One Small Step for man, one giant leap(SHCKXXXXXX)STOP POKING ME!!! -Starcraft Observers R.I.P-Here lies NSI, may this rp be remembered. Posts: 1779 | Registered: Monday, December 9 2002 08:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Tuesday, November 4 2003 16:10
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quote:What's the point of you being here?... No, I rephrase that. What is the point of You. At all. Living. In this world. Is your sole purpose to be stupid? -------------------- Professor Frost gives me ideas. Professor Frost has many an eye. Professor Frost always foils my plans. Posts: 549 | Registered: Thursday, October 17 2002 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Tuesday, November 4 2003 16:31
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I agree with you, Jonah. Mercenary, if you hate this place so much... Then why are you here? -------------------- This is MY link. Click here,or here for the yoga dance mix!Click here to get to the misc. boards! Attack, icons, attack!THIS PAGE ROCKS!! Vicious virus stalks the web, has already infected over 150 computers: read more! We have tried to not harm anything in the making of this commercial, but we failed miserably. One Small Step for man, one giant leap(SHCKXXXXXX)STOP POKING ME!!! -Starcraft Observers R.I.P-Here lies NSI, may this rp be remembered. Posts: 1779 | Registered: Monday, December 9 2002 08:00 |
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Shock Trooper
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written Wednesday, November 5 2003 16:16
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The boards are so bitter... these members complaining are making SW sucky. SW has never sucked. Then they came and started complaining... Who gets them? Not us. BTW, tomacco sounds unreal to me... Or at least the name sucks. Tomacco sounds like a cheap toys brand. -------------------- GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY TOMATO! Posts: 367 | Registered: Sunday, December 23 2001 08:00 |
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BANNED
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written Wednesday, November 5 2003 19:02
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quote:Last I spotted it was Sunday evenings on Comedy Central. Some episodes are good, but most struck me as being mediocre. -------------------- We're all amazed but not amused By all the things that you said you'd do. You're much concerned but not involved by Decisions that are made by you But we are sick and tired of hearing your song, Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong, 'Cause if you really want to hear our views, You haven't done nothin'. Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00 |
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