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Good news! in Geneforge 4: Rebellion
His Mighty Tentacle
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Profile #89
The good news is that it is finally worth it for an Agent type to invest in shaping skills.

Coming from me that is really saying something.

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If I could make just one wish, I would want a tasty vlish.

Geneforge IV. Still no tasty vlish.
Posts: 1104 | Registered: Tuesday, February 12 2002 08:00
Good news! in Geneforge 4: Rebellion
His Mighty Tentacle
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Profile #87
In the previous 3 games, all of the "impossible" encounters could be blown apart by the Agent. The more difficult it was, the easier it was for the Agent to do it. Mostly because of Terror and Dominate. While a Shaper could not shape a Battle Gamma say, an Agent could sieze control of one and cause all kinds of mayhem. When a shaper was fighting higher level creations, like dryaks, but could not yet shape dryaks, the Agent could easily have her own (temporary) dryaks. In short, the nastier the monster the game threw at her, the easier it became for the Agent to progress. In G1, dominating an Augmented Sholai was unbalanced. Even more so on Torment. As you racheted up the difficulty level, the game became easier and easier because the monsters became tougher and tougher, and therefore, could cause a lot more mayhem and damage when the Agent siezed control. If you went beyond Torment somehow, the Agent would only continue to gain strength, while the other two classes, the Shaper and the Guardian, became weaker and weaker.

One of the expressions an Agent lives by is "I am only as strong as my enemies."

When the enemies became impossible, so did the Agent.

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If I could make just one wish, I would want a tasty vlish.

Geneforge IV. Still no tasty vlish.
Posts: 1104 | Registered: Tuesday, February 12 2002 08:00
Future of Geneforge in Geneforge Series
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Member # 627
Profile #26
They have a big heavy maul that stuns people.

It is called an "Agent."

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If I could make just one wish, I would want a tasty vlish.

Geneforge IV. Still no tasty vlish.
Posts: 1104 | Registered: Tuesday, February 12 2002 08:00
Future of Geneforge in Geneforge Series
His Mighty Tentacle
Member # 627
Profile #24
It is not. Go to your room.

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If I could make just one wish, I would want a tasty vlish.

Geneforge IV. Still no tasty vlish.
Posts: 1104 | Registered: Tuesday, February 12 2002 08:00
Future of Geneforge in Geneforge Series
His Mighty Tentacle
Member # 627
Profile #22
The Vlish were never created. Their origins are unknown.

We are described as being alien on many occasions.

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If I could make just one wish, I would want a tasty vlish.

Geneforge IV. Still no tasty vlish.
Posts: 1104 | Registered: Tuesday, February 12 2002 08:00
Ever Wonder How Rotdhizons Get Around? in Geneforge 4: Rebellion
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Profile #3
They are your stomach turned inside out?

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If I could make just one wish, I would want a tasty vlish.

Geneforge IV. Still no tasty vlish.
Posts: 1104 | Registered: Tuesday, February 12 2002 08:00
Delicious Geneforge in Geneforge 4: Rebellion
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Profile #31
I think I just stepped in some Thahd fudge.

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If I could make just one wish, I would want a tasty vlish.

Geneforge IV. Still no tasty vlish.
Posts: 1104 | Registered: Tuesday, February 12 2002 08:00
Census Slartificus in General
His Mighty Tentacle
Member # 627
Profile #23
What, nobody has commented about my choice of poets? Nobody has figured it out yet?

For shame.

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If I could make just one wish, I would want a tasty vlish.

Geneforge IV. Still no tasty vlish.
Posts: 1104 | Registered: Tuesday, February 12 2002 08:00
Ever Wonder How Vlish Get Around? in Geneforge 4: Rebellion
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Profile #25
With a touch of sulfur alcohol for that nose churning eggy aroma.

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If I could make just one wish, I would want a tasty vlish.

Geneforge IV. Still no tasty vlish.
Posts: 1104 | Registered: Tuesday, February 12 2002 08:00
Ever Wonder How Vlish Get Around? in Geneforge 4: Rebellion
His Mighty Tentacle
Member # 627
Profile #23
Silly bipedal humanoids.

We use helium to stay afloat. Flatus is of ordinary chemical composition due to digestion.

What does your science have to say about that?

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If I could make just one wish, I would want a tasty vlish.

Geneforge IV. Still no tasty vlish.
Posts: 1104 | Registered: Tuesday, February 12 2002 08:00
Ever Wonder How Vlish Get Around? in Geneforge 4: Rebellion
His Mighty Tentacle
Member # 627
Profile #15
quote:
Originally written by Andraste:

So, to kill a Vlish all you need to do is throw a lit match behind it? Interesting.
No, then you have a Vlish with a flame thrower.

Never wish upon a flaming Vlish.

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If I could make just one wish, I would want a tasty vlish.

Geneforge IV. Still no tasty vlish.
Posts: 1104 | Registered: Tuesday, February 12 2002 08:00
Ever Wonder How Vlish Get Around? in Geneforge 4: Rebellion
His Mighty Tentacle
Member # 627
Profile #13
Vlish do not obey. We cooperate because for now, the Shapers serve our better interests, much like cats occasionally look cute for their human masters.

Cats and Vlish both know who is really in charge.

Quiet you, before you spend the rest of your life thinking you are a watermellon.

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If I could make just one wish, I would want a tasty vlish.

Geneforge IV. Still no tasty vlish.
Posts: 1104 | Registered: Tuesday, February 12 2002 08:00
Future of Geneforge in Geneforge Series
His Mighty Tentacle
Member # 627
Profile #7
We need a game about Vlish.

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If I could make just one wish, I would want a tasty vlish.

Geneforge IV. Still no tasty vlish.
Posts: 1104 | Registered: Tuesday, February 12 2002 08:00
Ever Wonder How Vlish Get Around? in Geneforge 4: Rebellion
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Member # 627
Profile #10
Your insolence and your plans for your puny traps have been noted. There will be a spot at the wall reserved for you.

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If I could make just one wish, I would want a tasty vlish.

Geneforge IV. Still no tasty vlish.
Posts: 1104 | Registered: Tuesday, February 12 2002 08:00
Good news! in Geneforge 4: Rebellion
His Mighty Tentacle
Member # 627
Profile #73
You just need to be capable of surviving melee, which is the real trick.

But I am most pleased that melee is a LOT better now and it is a viable option. I believe it will even be so on torment...

Some times just sending in a squad of goons to beat the stuffing out of somebody just feels good. Sort of a "Hey Guido, hey Vinnie, go break that punk's legs" sort of moment.

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If I could make just one wish, I would want a tasty vlish.

Geneforge IV. Still no tasty vlish.
Posts: 1104 | Registered: Tuesday, February 12 2002 08:00
Ever Wonder How Vlish Get Around? in Geneforge 4: Rebellion
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Member # 627
Profile #8
When the revolution happens, those jerks with beano will be the first up against the wall.

Clucking like chickens.

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If I could make just one wish, I would want a tasty vlish.

Geneforge IV. Still no tasty vlish.
Posts: 1104 | Registered: Tuesday, February 12 2002 08:00
Census Slartificus in General
His Mighty Tentacle
Member # 627
Profile #8
Nighty night Tyranicus.

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If I could make just one wish, I would want a tasty vlish.

Geneforge IV. Still no tasty vlish.
Posts: 1104 | Registered: Tuesday, February 12 2002 08:00
Census Slartificus in General
His Mighty Tentacle
Member # 627
Profile #2
Favorite adjective -- Delicious
Favorite city founded before 0 -- Iona... Not totally sure about the zero part.
Favorite computer or video game released before 1990 -- Conan the Barbarian on the old Apple II
Favorite historical war -- Hadrian's War.
Favorite method of execution -- Catapulted off of a cliff on to sharp pointy rocks.
Favorite philosopher other than Socrates -- James the Just.
Favorite poet -- Oh dear, I can't choose just one. Azgoths of Kria or Grunthos the Flatulent.
Favorite politican (living or dead) -- Ugh. Ghengis Khan and Atilla the Hun. Sorry, tie. Who can resist politics at the point of some iron implement of injurous impalement?
Favorite scurrilous talk show host -- Who?
Favorite young children's book (i.e., a picture book) -- Oh, with out a doubt, "Good Night Moon."

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If I could make just one wish, I would want a tasty vlish.

Geneforge IV. Still no tasty vlish.
Posts: 1104 | Registered: Tuesday, February 12 2002 08:00
Ever Wonder How Vlish Get Around? in Geneforge 4: Rebellion
His Mighty Tentacle
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Profile #5
Brains. We eat lots and lots of brains.

We were shaped with out sweat glands to save weight. Hence the need for moisture. Dry skin and chafing makes us surly and irritable.

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If I could make just one wish, I would want a tasty vlish.

Geneforge IV. Still no tasty vlish.
Posts: 1104 | Registered: Tuesday, February 12 2002 08:00
Ever Wonder How Vlish Get Around? in Geneforge 4: Rebellion
His Mighty Tentacle
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Profile #2
Of course we are mammals. We have spines. We have nipples.

Says right in the Advanced Creature Guide that we Vlish have standard mammalian skin, please keep moist. A good Shaper always brings along a good hand lotion, or else he may suffer an accidental nervous breakdown or may suddenly think he is a chicken for a while.

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If I could make just one wish, I would want a tasty vlish.

Geneforge IV. Still no tasty vlish.
Posts: 1104 | Registered: Tuesday, February 12 2002 08:00
Ever Wonder How Vlish Get Around? in Geneforge 4: Rebellion
His Mighty Tentacle
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Profile #0
VPS? Vlish propulsion systems?

Let me let you in on a well kept secret. No, I will not tell you where Vlish have nipples!

One simple word to explain how and why Vlish can move so quickly and effortlessly through the air.

Flatulence.

We are the first jet powered mammals.

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If I could make just one wish, I would want a tasty vlish.

Geneforge IV. Still no tasty vlish.
Posts: 1104 | Registered: Tuesday, February 12 2002 08:00
Delicious Geneforge in Geneforge 4: Rebellion
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Profile #27
See my vest, see my vest, made from real battle alpha chest...

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If I could make just one wish, I would want a tasty vlish.

Geneforge IV. Still no tasty vlish.
Posts: 1104 | Registered: Tuesday, February 12 2002 08:00
Crossbows in Avernum 4
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Profile #23
I've worn chainmail made from fireplace mesh.

Chainmail over padded leather was actually good armor. Better than plate in some ways, more mobility.

People seem to forget that there was other inventions that made plate obsolete, other than crossbows and guns.

Reinforced maces.

Lucern hammers.

Pollaxes.

Footman's hammer with pick and point. The handle doubled as a crowbar, for peeling a knight out of his armor, and on top of the hammer head was a good foot long spike for stabbing after you softened him up a bit.

Flanged maces with armor piercing flanges.

War bars. (A crude length of iron with a knob at one end, and a crow bar hook at the other. A rather crude club, but was highly effective in the crusades.)

All of these made plate mail worthless, or worse, a liability. A crushing blow with a heavy hammer would crimp and deform even the best made gothic plates. A man could be trained to render a knight completely helpless in a few blows. Even heavy shields did nothing to stop furious hammer blows, pavices, round shields, all would crumple and your arm would break.

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If I could make just one wish, I would want a tasty vlish.

Geneforge IV. Still no tasty vlish.
Posts: 1104 | Registered: Tuesday, February 12 2002 08:00
Good news! in Geneforge 4: Rebellion
His Mighty Tentacle
Member # 627
Profile #63
I'll risk violating something and say I LOATHE spectres even more than before because of the new action point system.

Oh geeze, the torments of the damned.

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If I could make just one wish, I would want a tasty vlish.

Geneforge IV. Still no tasty vlish.
Posts: 1104 | Registered: Tuesday, February 12 2002 08:00
Good news! in Geneforge 4: Rebellion
His Mighty Tentacle
Member # 627
Profile #53
Yes, if I can get away with saying it with out violating the non disclosure agreement, swarming in melee with sheer numbers is a brutally effective tactic now. Pig piling somebody with a good old fashioned beat down from all sides can and will win you a fight. You Guardian types can finally lead your battle creations in to glorious toe to toe combat and prove you are right the only way it matters. Powerful hard hitting shock troops are a deciding force in pitched battles now, thahds, alphas, betas, all are more than cannon fodder now. Pretty much every creation has its place.

Violence really does solve everything. Woot! :D

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If I could make just one wish, I would want a tasty vlish.

Geneforge IV. Still no tasty vlish.
Posts: 1104 | Registered: Tuesday, February 12 2002 08:00

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