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War, war, war! in The Exile Trilogy
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Has this now turned into a rent-a-mod board? Or can we all just slap the kid?
Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
Valley of Thunder RP in General
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"Get down!"

Rey dived, pushing Daniel out of the way of the volley of bolts that came flying. Everybody dived for cover and... nothing. They could hear frenzied mutterings from inside.

"Were they Shifters?"
"Shifters! Shifters Shifters!"

Puzzled glances from the adventurers were quickly cut short by some-one jumping out of the window just behind where Daniel and Rey took cover behind some barrels. Some-one with Oskoth over his shoulders.

"Glen! What are you doing here?" exclaimed Daniel.

"Don't ask. Oskoth's not looking good. We opened some sort of vault that the demons were keeping prisoners in, presumably as food, and in thanks they shot him. We need to get out of here."

"Probably a good idea," said Terril crawling up to them, "there'll probably be some demons here soon and I don't fancy fighting two fronts at once. Back to the tavern is probably a bad idea," looking around, he set his eyes on a fairly-intact looking building just down one of the nearby streets, "that place looks deserted and defensible, good a place as any."

Nods of assent replied and they all made a dash for the safety of the building. Hearing the growls of demons they ran faster. As the last man leapt inside, Terril slammed the door and put the large wooden bar in place. Turning to look around for something to barricade the door and single window, he finally noticed what the others had actually noticed upon their entry... a man standing at the bottom of some stairs... a man with a gargantuan demon either side of him.

Terril, along with many of the others drew his swords, "You...!"

[ Friday, July 02, 2004 13:43: Message edited by: FatBatMonkey ]

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I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try.

In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo.

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Lucien 'Thuryl' McMahon Is Naked in General
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Stupidity insults me. You are excessively annoyed today.

Everything I say makes sense if you know the context or train of thought. Not stupid sense, real sense.

I would explain further the context but you would either become dis-interested too easily or would not understand it in entirerity. Literally bleh, feh, meh.

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Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
Good books? in General
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Well I always quite liked The Alchymist's Cat by Robin Jarvis. I think it was the first in a series, though I never ead the others.

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Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
Euro Cup 2004 in General
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It's a shame they aren't playing with English FA rules. One of the few ancient rules that was never repealed was that you could never be offside if you had a live owl on your shoulder.

Barn or Tawny anyone?

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Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
Lucien 'Thuryl' McMahon Is Naked in General
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Well I never... people being excessively sarcastic towards me? Well... yes I know - Your Mother Was A Hamster And Your Father Smells Of Elderberry.

And I've still got the last laugh, this is a very amusing concept: I can pull atractive non-blind women and y'all have a completely mis-interpreted view. Fun. :) :)

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Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
Your daily routine in General
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I generally live the hours after 11:00 and before 02:00. Permanantely. I don't have a routine as such, that's the whole point of home ed. I generally eat somewhere between 12 and 3. And again between 6 and 10. Most days I play bball sometime in the afternoon and hang out with some of my mates at some point after they come out of school.

Otherwise, it's all subject to change in a moment.

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Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
Euro Cup 2004 in General
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Actually, I can go one better than that. I actually turn up to our sunday-league footie team's training sessions all year round.

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Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
Euro Cup 2004 in General
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'Weed, I'll be nice and not mock you right now, because Portugal won against Holland, and are through. The other semi between Czech Republic and Greece is still to go.

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Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
Name my web page! in General
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Kel's Kelpfish?
Kel's Citadel?
Kelandon's Mightyly Magical Blades?

Could go with something simpler,
Kel's Keep?
Karma's Everwinding Life?

Tough one. Will think more.

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Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
Lucien 'Thuryl' McMahon Is Naked in General
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Now now young man, don't make me put on my old man boots.

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Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
Lucien 'Thuryl' McMahon Is Naked in General
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Profile Homepage #47
quote:
FBM, lying about your nationality
When did I lie about my nationality? I'm English. Never dream of saying anything else. Whatever.

And I have absolutely no problem whatsoever in pulling. Unfortunately, being quite camp has the effect of attraction. Don't ask me why, but it works.

Anyway, back off of non-sensical rambling, happy birthday Thuryl.

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Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
Hi!! in General
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Personally I'd rather have a big fight, but due to a largely pacifisic nature and that I'm a clear half foot taller and broader than anyone else in my year and anyone who is as big as me worry about the legal aspects, I don't have a large quantity of them nowadays. None in fact. No fun.

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Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
Euro Cup 2004 in General
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Well you kind of have a valid point. Except you miss one thing - if it had been the papers, then there wouldn't have been any trouble. It was that the TV news channels got on it that has caused them to blow it out of proportion. Though I must admit I burst out laughing when ITV gave his website and feedback page out.

Seriously! The average England fan, if unhappy at the ref for a decision, will not go after that ref on a personal vendetta. They will vent their frustration on the nearest solid object.

Not many fans cared after the end of the match. It went down to penalties, as it always does, and we lost. That was expected.

However, I am looking forward to a pretty good final. Especially as, against either the Czechs or the Greeks, Portugal doesn't really have a hope in heck.

We can stand losing on a what we consider a bad decision. What we cannot stand is when the beneficiary of that decision goes on and wins without deserving it. Which, as even you must agree, taking into account the way both of the other teams have been playing in the tournament, would most likely be true in this case.

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Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
...W..T..F... in General
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Thank you for answering your own question...

If you still don't get it, what the kcuf (reverse order) is WTF.

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Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
Valley of Thunder RP in General
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Profile Homepage #286
Hispalgia: "I think we should just try to kill them all now. If we move fast enough, we may be able to kill most of them before they know what's going on."

Terril: "Too risky, there isn't enough of us to do it. Besides, the townspeople are possessed, not evil. We need to find a way to drive the Shifters out."

"Problem is that we need some powerful magic for that and none of us can do the slightest thing."

Daniel: "Let's find Oskoth... he's been gone too long."

Walking downstairs, the adventurers found that Brant was already up and at the bar, talking with some men. He... no, it is up early. It went to bed after us. Perhaps they don't need sleep.

Noticing the adventurers walking in, Brant stopped talking with the other men, "ah, my friends! How are you this morning? Rested? I'll start cooking some breakfast soon."

Rey: "Yeah, we're all rested, breakfast you say?"

Brant: "While, for safety's sake, we don't farm outside the town barricade, we have extensive reserves. And we managed to take some of the livestock with us when we fled. Toasted bread and eggs sound good?"

Loki (the second of the two NPCs): "Sounds great. By the way, have you seen Oskoth?"

Idiot!

Brant looked nervous, "erm, no. Where did he go? If you want, we'll go look for him..."

Rey: "No, no. Don't worry. He was just feeling a little queasy and went for a walk. He'll probably be back soon. We'll go find him and be back in time for breakfast."

Brant: "Well... if you're sure..."

Terril: "Yeah, we'll go find him. Be back soon.

The adventurers filed out into the dawn air and started to walk down the street to find Oskoth.

Loki: "Do you think they suspected something?"

Damn fool. We'd better hope that one of the magi who knows something about this sort of thing turns up. Otherwise... well this isn't going to be pretty, that's for sure "Well I know one thing for sure. We'd better find Oskoth and get back there soon. And for the sake of the person following us - no don't look round you idiot! He'd better be somewhere that isn't suspicious."

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I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try.

In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo.

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Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
Zhuu Buxu and Me: Creativity in General
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Member # 618
Profile Homepage #22
Ah who needs modesty, when one has actual skills?

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I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try.

In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo.

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Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
"Wut do u look like 2" in General
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Well blow me down with a whistle! Actually I would say Thuryl is a mix of those two and maybe a little Seth Green.

I would get a pic up, just while I am quite photogenic, I generally shun cameras, meaning that except for the ones on the camera sitting in my fridge, waiting to be developed, my most recent on is from when I actually had reasonably short hair. And didn't need to shave. Basically, about seven.

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I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try.

In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo.

http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it!
Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
Lucien 'Thuryl' McMahon Is Naked in General
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Oooo-ooo! For-some-reason-everyone-loves-Thuryl! :P (only works well if you say it in the space of about three syllables)

Well, awwwwwwwwww!! :)

And an Autralisian too. :cool:

Well -insert some really camp and stupid sounding word here-!! :rolleyes:

Well that's my stupidity quota maxed out or the day. And yes, having a wolf underneath clothes can be nice, but only if you are not in them at the time. :D

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Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
...W..T..F... in General
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Ah ribald amusement in neat, packaged and almost spammy form! Though the possible portents and omens look dark! Dark and bleak! Dark and bleak and frozen sweetcorn! We must sally forth in a bold yet extremely poncy, vain and posey manner to prevent such monstrosities from occuring!

Case point. With that sort of beard, if he were to take over, it really is a case of: run for the hills!

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Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
Euro Cup 2004 in General
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Well fleeblemurgh to you to. It's all very well to sit upon your high horse and say that, but if you do, don't say it in such a gloating manner. Dang bhutch.

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Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
Life of the Game in Nethergate
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Indeed it would be a good thing if after Geneforge 3, Jeff started on a completely new, stand-alone adventure which was at least as good as Nethergate. Preferably alot longer aswell.

It would be interesting if it happened. However it is unlikely due to various issues, for example, JV is a businessman, like all businessmen he likes money. The trilogies with a Blades at the end make more than stand-alones. Thus trilogies get made.
Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
Valley of Thunder RP in General
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OOC: Looks good MSW. I think everything's there. No IC at the mo. Waiting 'til morning.

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I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try.

In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo.

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Religion, Homosexuality, the Usual in General
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The chances of any of it being actually correct and real is so small that I turned anti-religious.

In fact I'm so anti-religion I have my own religion based on really silly philosophical theories like In Potenia and others. some I made up myself, some I just downright yoink. It's fun. IMAGE(tongue01.gif)

EDIT: Wooh! 500! I'm Erudite! Eat my socks!

[ Monday, June 28, 2004 05:00: Message edited by: FatBatMonkey ]

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I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try.

In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo.

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Hi, everyone! in General
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I suppose that until I stop being deliberately stupid I will be considered a complete newb forever... but it's too much fun. IMAGE(biggrin0.gif)

Hehe... I'm swivelling on a swivel chair! It's fun!

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I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try.

In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo.

http://s4.invisionfree.com/Ultimate_RP/index.php Try it!
Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00

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