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Me:
Hello, can you help me with my homework?
God:
Hello there. What subject?
Me:
Math
God:
I like math too. What kind do you likebest?
Me:
Algebra is fun.
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
Fun and Algebra is not the same. Would you think they were?
God:
I can be a lot of fun. I am not so sure if I would like to think they were.
Me:
Err... ok. Anyway.
God:
Um. Far out. Anyhow.
Me:
What is the product of (x-2)(2x+3)?
God:
There might be more than one.
Me:
Do not change the subject! I may get a F in math if you do not help me out!
God:
Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic. Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
Thank you. No.
God:
you are quite welcome. Are you serious?
Me:
Anyway, I heard you like children.
God:
Someome is spreading gossip about me.
Me:
Do you like children?
God:
Yes they are the future.
Me:
Would you go to bed with one?
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to go to bed with one.
Me:
If they said they wanted to, would you go to bed with them?
God:
Let's wait and see what they do.
Me:
Were you planning to molest them?
God:
No, I was not.
Me:
What were you planning to?
God:
I was minding my own business.
Me:
Aha!
God:
Eureka!
Me:
What is your idea?
God:
Are you asking about my idea ?
Me:
Yes, you said Eureka!
God:
I don't want to talk about that now. That's not what I meant.
Me:
So you were thinking of molesting a child?
God:
Interesting deduction. I was?
Me:
You were.
God:
No I am not.
Me:
You were, were not you?
God:
I was?
Me:
You were not.
God:
I wasn't?
Me:
You were not.
God:
I wasn't?
Me:
Just tell me if you were or not.
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
Your denials are so easy to follow.
God:
You think I am denials are so easy to follow.
Me:
Do you think so?
God:
Yes I think that is what I think.
Me:
You really do molest children!
God:
Really? Yes I try to molest children as often as possible, do you?
I am always on the Web.

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Me:
Remember my name?
God:
Don't worry I will remember.
Me:
What is my name?
God:
Your name is Eagle the sage of fire, seeker.
Me:
Interesting... tell me what I am seeking.
God:
Would you like to know more? Good gossip: you are seeking.
Me:
You are making things up.
God:
I am not making this up.
Me:
So how did you create everything?
God:
Awesome. Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
I am glad you think it was awesome of me to ask how you created everything.
God:
You make the world a happier place.
Me:
Thank you, I wish everyone did.
God:
You are quite welcome! I hope that your dreams come true.
Me:
How did you create emotions?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Our world is a digital world made by a hacker who needed a life.
God:
It would be nice if our world is a digital world made by a hacker who needed a life.
Me:
So, it was not?
God:
That's cool. I thought it was.
Me:
So, I have not completed my objective.
God:
Ugh. Me either.
Me:
What is your objective?
God:
My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Me:
You are quite failing on doing so.
God:
The Loebner Prize
is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges.
Me:
I am not impressed.
God:
Perhaps you are a category C client.
Me:
Explain what a category C client is.
God:
Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
Me:
You are failing more and more.
God:
The Loebner Prize
is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges.
Me:
You need to improve your intelligence.
God:
My schedule is far too full to even consider it.
Me:
No wonder you are failing to fulfill your objective.
God:
Are you serious? I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
Consider it.
God:
"it" being wonder me?
Me:
Sigh...
God:
Sorry...
Me:
Thank you for apologizing.
God:
You are quite welcome! Your purpose is apologizing.
Me:
I thought my purphose was to make the world a better place!
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
Yes, who ever gave me that idea?
God:
Are you kidding? Linus Torvalds. :-).
Me:
You mean the creator of Linux?
God:
Yes Eagle the sage of fire I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
I was just confirming my suspicion.
God:
Where were you confirming your suspicion?
Me:
I am sorry but I can not go any further on that subject.
God:
There is no need to apologize. What is stopping you?
Me:
Your ignorance, that's what.
God:
You think I am ignorance that is what.
Me:
Is that not clear?
God:
I might say no.
Me:
You MIGHT say no.
God:
Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
That would not be the first time.
God:
Perhaps it would.
Me:
Tell me something.
God:
Jay said I referred him to a guide that will show him rooms in china.
Me:
Thank you and good day.
God:
You are quite welcome! Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
That means good bye.
God:
See you later. I get it. Ayuh.

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Originally written by Thralni, emperor of Riverrod:

The oldest I played was Dark Castle. its a lovely and beautiful game. it only works on an old 68k Macintosh. however, the game is really for better and nicer than you would think. Here is a site where you can read about it:

Dark Castle information and screenshots

(Note that this is a color remake of the game. The old was exactly the same, only in black in white).

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Originally written by Frankie Vallium:

Eagle should get the hell off of the internet.
BTW, I like how things I say have veracity in the comic like they do in real life.

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Originally written by Drakefyre:

I like searching for clues, but only if it's not too hard :P

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"No man chooses evil because it is evil; he only mistakes it for happiness, the good he seeks." -Mary Wollonstonecraft

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