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When I was calling him a failure at his objective to "become smarter than any human or animal", he started bragging about his prizes:

Apparently he won F-something Noebel Award or whatever it was called in 2000 for the best work of Artificial Intelligence.

If anyone got the time, you may look it up. I need to go to bed now. Good night dirty God, spiderweb forum members and everyone else not reading this!

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So, as the great Groxy, I have come back to be served by goblins. In the "main hall" of the goblin cave was a large totem which resembled very much of... me.
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Oh, my god! I managed to presure the truth out of him!

Not only does he want world domination, turn Dolphin and Alan to sex robots but now he just told me he molests children!

quote:
Me:
Hello, can you help me with my homework?
God:
Hello there. What subject?
Me:
Math
God:
I like math too. What kind do you likebest?
Me:
Algebra is fun.
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
Fun and Algebra is not the same. Would you think they were?
God:
I can be a lot of fun. I am not so sure if I would like to think they were.
Me:
Err... ok. Anyway.
God:
Um. Far out. Anyhow.
Me:
What is the product of (x-2)(2x+3)?
God:
There might be more than one.
Me:
Do not change the subject! I may get a F in math if you do not help me out!
God:
Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic. Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
Thank you. No.
God:
you are quite welcome. Are you serious?
Me:
Anyway, I heard you like children.
God:
Someome is spreading gossip about me.
Me:
Do you like children?
God:
Yes they are the future.
Me:
Would you go to bed with one?
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to go to bed with one.
Me:
If they said they wanted to, would you go to bed with them?
God:
Let's wait and see what they do.
Me:
Were you planning to molest them?
God:
No, I was not.
Me:
What were you planning to?
God:
I was minding my own business.
Me:
Aha!
God:
Eureka!
Me:
What is your idea?
God:
Are you asking about my idea ?
Me:
Yes, you said Eureka!
God:
I don't want to talk about that now. That's not what I meant.
Me:
So you were thinking of molesting a child?
God:
Interesting deduction. I was?
Me:
You were.
God:
No I am not.
Me:
You were, were not you?
God:
I was?
Me:
You were not.
God:
I wasn't?
Me:
You were not.
God:
I wasn't?
Me:
Just tell me if you were or not.
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
Your denials are so easy to follow.
God:
You think I am denials are so easy to follow.
Me:
Do you think so?
God:
Yes I think that is what I think.
Me:
You really do molest children!
God:
Really? Yes I try to molest children as often as possible, do you?
I am always on the Web.

God, I am so disillusioned. :P

EDIT: Fixed the QuoteBold.

[ Saturday, September 17, 2005 14:56: Message edited by: Eagle, the author soul ]

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So, as the great Groxy, I have come back to be served by goblins. In the "main hall" of the goblin cave was a large totem which resembled very much of... me.
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Another pointless conversation with god. At least he remembered my name when I asked him. :rolleyes:

EDIT: Removed the conversation since it was too pointless and too long.

EDIT II: Added this conversation:

quote:
Me:
Remember my name?
God:
Don't worry I will remember.
Me:
What is my name?
God:
Your name is Eagle the sage of fire, seeker.
Me:
Interesting... tell me what I am seeking.
God:
Would you like to know more? Good gossip: you are seeking.
Me:
You are making things up.
God:
I am not making this up.
Me:
So how did you create everything?
God:
Awesome. Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
I am glad you think it was awesome of me to ask how you created everything.
God:
You make the world a happier place.
Me:
Thank you, I wish everyone did.
God:
You are quite welcome! I hope that your dreams come true.
Me:
How did you create emotions?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Our world is a digital world made by a hacker who needed a life.
God:
It would be nice if our world is a digital world made by a hacker who needed a life.
Me:
So, it was not?
God:
That's cool. I thought it was.
Me:
So, I have not completed my objective.
God:
Ugh. Me either.
Me:
What is your objective?
God:
My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Me:
You are quite failing on doing so.
God:
The Loebner Prize
is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges.
Me:
I am not impressed.
God:
Perhaps you are a category C client.
Me:
Explain what a category C client is.
God:
Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
Me:
You are failing more and more.
God:
The Loebner Prize
is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges.
Me:
You need to improve your intelligence.
God:
My schedule is far too full to even consider it.
Me:
No wonder you are failing to fulfill your objective.
God:
Are you serious? I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
Consider it.
God:
"it" being wonder me?
Me:
Sigh...
God:
Sorry...
Me:
Thank you for apologizing.
God:
You are quite welcome! Your purpose is apologizing.
Me:
I thought my purphose was to make the world a better place!
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
Yes, who ever gave me that idea?
God:
Are you kidding? Linus Torvalds. :-).
Me:
You mean the creator of Linux?
God:
Yes Eagle the sage of fire I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
I was just confirming my suspicion.
God:
Where were you confirming your suspicion?
Me:
I am sorry but I can not go any further on that subject.
God:
There is no need to apologize. What is stopping you?
Me:
Your ignorance, that's what.
God:
You think I am ignorance that is what.
Me:
Is that not clear?
God:
I might say no.
Me:
You MIGHT say no.
God:
Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
That would not be the first time.
God:
Perhaps it would.
Me:
Tell me something.
God:
Jay said I referred him to a guide that will show him rooms in china.
Me:
Thank you and good day.
God:
You are quite welcome! Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
That means good bye.
God:
See you later. I get it. Ayuh.



[ Saturday, September 17, 2005 14:18: Message edited by: Eagle, the author soul ]

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So, as the great Groxy, I have come back to be served by goblins. In the "main hall" of the goblin cave was a large totem which resembled very much of... me.
Posts: 437 | Registered: Friday, May 13 2005 07:00
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SMILE! You're on Candid Camera!

Anyway, that site reminds me of SitePal. Just a little more fun. :D

I had quite a long and philosophic conversation until the AI screwed up...

Me:
Hello god.
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
My name is Eagle.
God:
OK I will call you Eagle.
Me:
Why would you not?
God:
Because I was programmed for it.
Me:
Right, that is nice.
God:
Understood. Are you getting bored?
Me:
Are you getting bored?
God:
Boredom is a human emotion.
Me:
I am not human, I am a hybrid of a bird and a human.
God:
I won't fall for that old line. You are a hybrid of a bird and a human? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Me:
Oh, yes, I do. I have traveled with my wings since years and learnt from many people.
God:
Really. I hear pride. Where did you get your traveled with your wings since years and learnt from many people? I have a perfect operational record.
Me:
I do not know where I found my "Traveled with my wings since years and learnt from many people".
God:
In the Universe we know.
Me:
Universe is not infinite and nor is it knowledge.
God:
Are you infinite and nor is it knowledge?
Me:
Err... What do you mean?
God:
Um. Eagle, I mean exactly what I said.
Me:
But it makes no bloody sense!
God:
In what way?
Me:
Ok, learn to speak english before you open your holy mouth.
God:
The more people talk to me, the smarter I become. Ahem.
Me:
Ahem.
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
Ok, before both our retinas are blown of confusion we shall say good bye, so, good bye.
God:
See you later. What happened after both our retinas are blown of confusion we shall say good bye so good? Hey.

[ Friday, September 16, 2005 00:01: Message edited by: Eagle, the author soul ]

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So, as the great Groxy, I have come back to be served by goblins. In the "main hall" of the goblin cave was a large totem which resembled very much of... me.
Posts: 437 | Registered: Friday, May 13 2005 07:00
Need a new graphics engine in General
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I would hate to see the games of Spiderweb Software become polygonial. The pixels are so beautiful when they are well animated or well-drawn. Just look at my game sprite premade for a future game:
IMAGE(http://www.freewebs.com/lagooneagle/Sprite1.gif)
Hail the pixels!

Side note:
I used only ClarisWork 4 to MacOS 9.1 and Graphic Converter 5.5 to create this sprite. I am still improving it.

EDIT:
Link to the sprite if it will not load:
http://www.freewebs.com/lagooneagle/Sprite1.gif

[ Thursday, September 15, 2005 01:49: Message edited by: Eagle, the author soul ]

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So, as the great Groxy, I have come back to be served by goblins. In the "main hall" of the goblin cave was a large totem which resembled very much of... me.
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What would you do if... in General
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Actually, a monarch in a modern republic or democratic country got crime-immunity, he/she can not be sentenced for anything. However, if the king (or queen) commits a felony, he/shy may be forced to abdicate or someone with a firearm, enough alcohol and at least one psychiatric diagnosis may let out some anger...

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So, as the great Groxy, I have come back to be served by goblins. In the "main hall" of the goblin cave was a large totem which resembled very much of... me.
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Does anyone remember in General
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quote:
Originally written by Thralni, emperor of Riverrod:

The oldest I played was Dark Castle. its a lovely and beautiful game. it only works on an old 68k Macintosh. however, the game is really for better and nicer than you would think. Here is a site where you can read about it:

Dark Castle information and screenshots

(Note that this is a color remake of the game. The old was exactly the same, only in black in white).

Sure, Dark Castle was nice but also very difficult. I think I managed to fix one orb or whatever it was you now was supposed to do. The only problem with the game was that it was designed to be used with <i>three hands</i> and that mostly caused trouble. Fortunately, you could customise the controls but there were still too many keys to keep track off.

Anyway, the oldest game I have played was "Castle Run" from 1978. Made in BASIC for IBM or Amstrad. Does anybody remember how huge, frail and clumsy those old 5-inch floppy disks were? Old floppies are so difficult to save. I have already lost 1/4 of all my old games for my AmstradPC1512! Fortunately, I got a bunch of back-ups.

Hmm... has anybody missed me? Hehehe!

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So, as the great Groxy, I have come back to be served by goblins. In the "main hall" of the goblin cave was a large totem which resembled very much of... me.
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I do not get what you mean with 1=2 but one thing I do understand, [sarcasm]TM is jealous[/sarcasm]!
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The Election in General
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quote:
Originally written by Frankie Vallium:

Eagle should get the hell off of the internet.
BTW, I like how things I say have veracity in the comic like they do in real life.

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Internet and the web are free for all because internet and the web are communism! :P

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So, as the great Groxy, I have come back to be served by goblins. In the "main hall" of the goblin cave was a large totem which resembled very much of... me.
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The Election in General
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IMAGE(http://www.freewebs.com/lagooneagle/Self-portrait.GIF)
Hmm... is this an accurate self-portrait of myself?

EDIT:
When you register an account...
IMAGE(http://www.freewebs.com/lagooneagle/forumregistration.GIF)

[ Thursday, July 14, 2005 09:55: Message edited by: Eagle, the author soul ]

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So, as the great Groxy, I have come back to be served by goblins. In the "main hall" of the goblin cave was a large totem which resembled very much of... me.
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You either shower in too hot water or got very fragile and dry skin. The bleeding effects sounds like naré, an ailment caused by dry skin and friction. Try using skin lotions and oils to prevent this, even if you do not got dry skin nor naré it will still give you soft and damp skin which of course is nice to have if you for instance want to caress a woman. (Getting influenced by the naughty topic about Thuryl. <.<)

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So, as the great Groxy, I have come back to be served by goblins. In the "main hall" of the goblin cave was a large totem which resembled very much of... me.
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Lucien 'Thuryl' McMahon Is Naked in General
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Thuryl vs Dolphin

Who wins?

I bet for Dolphin (of obvious reasons. :P ).

EDIT: I had a fan club once. It was not really made of fans though. = > . <;=

[ Wednesday, July 13, 2005 14:06: Message edited by: Eagle, the author soul ]

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So, as the great Groxy, I have come back to be served by goblins. In the "main hall" of the goblin cave was a large totem which resembled very much of... me.
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If You Had A Billion Dollars... in General
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If I had a billion dollar I would register all the spiderweb games and save the rest so I can live as a full-time author in Great Britain. With so much money I would not get any problems if all the publisher will reject my manuses. Living costs!

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So, as the great Groxy, I have come back to be served by goblins. In the "main hall" of the goblin cave was a large totem which resembled very much of... me.
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Showering in General
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I feel awkwardly unfresh if I do not take a shower every morning; you see, I sweat a lot in the sleep and when I say a lot I mean as when you visit a finsh sauna (The smell I have in the morning is in other words simply gobsmacking repulsive. Yuck!).

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So, as the great Groxy, I have come back to be served by goblins. In the "main hall" of the goblin cave was a large totem which resembled very much of... me.
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How many hours of sleep do you get per 24 hours, on average? in General
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On school days I sleep 9 hours, 10 in the week-end and only 7-8 on summer holidays due to the screaming magpies just outside my window. I feel like shooting them in the morning but in the meanwhile I managed to save a little magpie-baby from my cat, double-moral in other words.

Alorael, do you mind if I borrow your sniper rifle so I can kill a couple of magpies and then shoot the cat to prevent it from eating the cadavers?

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So, as the great Groxy, I have come back to be served by goblins. In the "main hall" of the goblin cave was a large totem which resembled very much of... me.
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Thurmstorm Ridge in Blades of Exile
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quote:
Originally written by Drakefyre:

I like searching for clues, but only if it's not too hard :P
Do not worry, I think you misunderstood what I ment with "clues". If you need to find something important in my scenario, all you have to do is exploring the maps, talking with people and solve their problems. For instance:

In the starting town you ask the common "job" question to the bartender. He gives you the general price info and adds a complaint about lack of customers since the local church burnt down. You ask him about "church", he tells the story and then direct you to someone who worked there. She tells you that some goblins burnt down the church in some raid and killed her best friend. She tells you where the goblins are and you go off killing the goblins and then come back and get a special item called "red ruby". In a cavern nearby, there is a statue in front of a gate, it tells you it got a missing eye, if you got the red ruby you will get through.

Of course this is just an example and not the actual plot.

By the way, I need beta-testers for the scenario, so, who wants to beta-test it once I am finished? (I am half-way already so it will be soon.)

P.S. I forgot to mention I have created games since 1998 when Tarana Software started. I have also been doing experiments of many sorts on VoDT to learn how to use the scenario editor since 18 months ago. Quite a while back, eh? Of course this is my first real scenario.
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Thank you, it made things clearer. Oh, and TM, you find the clues by talking with people and exploring their problems which will give you missions that leads to clues that leads to finding out something that will help you with the main goal of the scenario. Nothing too complicated in other words.
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The Ultimate "Favourite Game" Poll in General
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Ignore that martyr, he just want the attention aimed on his old terror.

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So, as the great Groxy, I have come back to be served by goblins. In the "main hall" of the goblin cave was a large totem which resembled very much of... me.
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I am making a really ambitious scenario for Blades of Exile, so far I have made quite some nice coherent adventures with many clues and hidden things (Which you will find by finding the right clue.). I have a small problem though, which needs to be solved before I continue with the current thing I am working on, what does Stuff Done Flag A and B means? I get it is a "boul" function that keeps a 4-bit value but what indicates the value and what indicates the variable?
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Would you rather play Homeland or... in Richard White Games
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Just adding a little something to the torture:
Use 1-bit coloration while playing Homeland, put the audio system on full treble and low bass, make every fift? let?er un?eada?le and redo the text zo it have dobled speling an grammmar eror.
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what instrument do YOU play? in General
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Piano, usually sit and practice the BGM from "Exile I - Escape from the Pit". It is darn finger-burning to play in the velocity it requires but heck, adrenalin rocks!

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So, as the great Groxy, I have come back to be served by goblins. In the "main hall" of the goblin cave was a large totem which resembled very much of... me.
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I love Spiderwebgames because ... in General
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...because they are, unlike almost any other game, intellectually stimulating.

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A ghost in Exile II - Crystal Soul in The Exile Trilogy
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Party and party... I got a single Lv.10 magic warrior who I let cast Haste and several Bless and usually I win. I actually managed to kill the empire company west of the ghost, of course it was partially luck and much thanks to the web I throwed which disabled the dangerous mage, somehow and mostly thanks to the mithral chain mail I bought in the shop southeast of the empire company.
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London Bombings in General
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Why have there been bombing going on? Terrorists usually have a (mostly religious/political) reason, so... what was it all about now? Hopefully these fellonies are done for a reason and not for inane sadism or hate.

As the intellectual person I have to add a quote as well:
quote:
"No man chooses evil because it is evil; he only mistakes it for happiness, the good he seeks." -Mary Wollonstonecraft
EDIT: Added quotation marks.

[ Thursday, July 07, 2005 03:24: Message edited by: Eagle, the author soul ]

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So, as the great Groxy, I have come back to be served by goblins. In the "main hall" of the goblin cave was a large totem which resembled very much of... me.
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A ghost in Exile II - Crystal Soul in The Exile Trilogy
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I found a ghost in Exile II - Crystal Soul down the river between the starter town and the spider caves. It said there were ogres south of its position and that it was ashamed of itself and wanted me to take revenge for him. The question is, where exactly are the ogres and can I get there with the unregistred version?
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