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Originally written by Mr.knowitall:

Why is march have to be so long?
I losing impatience every second, I guess I will do something to waste time.....Hmmm.... Stabbing.....not a bad idea.....Ohhh just forget everything I said.

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Originally written by mark greenwood:

Monday... I estimate that at least half of this forum will be institutionalized by Monday. The rest will be in jail for attempting to stab people who make jokes about Geneforge 3.

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The rest will be in jail for attempting to stab people who make jokes about Geneforge 3.

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Originally written by CJVonex:

It means the cut disappears permanately...

Edit: Ok. Who would I go to to ask permission to start up a particular topic?

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Originally written by hawk king:

(2)never EVER say anything like i hope it wont be out for a week or i will kill you or maybe just pulverize you or something i don't know just don't say it okay ? good

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Yes, I'm rather afraid my rash statement of jubilation brought a curse down on us all and caused the release date to slide forward a few days. My humblest apologies. I thoroughly recant. Still, the harm's been done, so you'd better butcher me to prevent this sort of thing from happening again.

But not until after I've played through GF3 at least twice. Please.

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*begins to load his rocket launcher* watch your back man

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Oh my, how unimaginative. Surely there are grislier and more creative forms of capital punishment? The Mongols had a real doozy for that one — first, imprison the victim in a pit without food or water. Keep him that way for several days until he's nice and hungry, willing to eat anything. Then prepare a nice, hot, open fire suitable for roasting food over. Then cut off his fingers and < The rest of this email has been censored. But you can probably guess the rest anyway. The process simply continues until the prisoner starves, or until he runs out of detatchable body parts and dies from blood loss and overwhelming agony.>

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Originally written by Icshi:

I just have to sit back a moment and say that the postings in this forum are absolutely hilarious and a joy to read and participate in. :)

Student of Trinity, Mr. Knowitall, Hawk King, and Ornk of Death are real stars in this regard. Waiting has never been this much fun! I almost hope GF3 won't be out until early next week so we can enjoy a little more of all this zanny, hysterically desperate banter.

< ...stunned silence... >

"What?! You don't want GF3 to come out until next week? Have you lost your mind, Icshi? :eek: Heretic! Burn the heretic!!!" :mad:

Ouch! Watch where you point that thing! You could have someone's eye out with that.

Hey, hey! Cool it, folks! I said "almost," didn't I?

In point of fact if GF3 doesn't come out soon, at the current rate of increase within a few days my new posts will become nothing but graemlin faces... So the maintaince of my mental health is a large factor in all this. So I do want it to come out tomorrow. Really I do! :rolleyes:

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Originally written by Mr.knowitall:

It is not funny, I am enjoying my last springbreak of my life.

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Originally written by Mr.knowitall:

Too bad for all of you college student, I enjoy my first Spring break day camping here in Canada.

Wait the minute, I'll have no spring break next year, I a senior at high school now.....

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Originally written by The Almighty Doer of Stuff:

I licked a lightbulb once, and it became welded to my tongue. They had to amputate my head.

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Me too.

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Originally written by Mr.knowitall:

I basically play the whole series of Warcraft, I still enjoy WoW now as I still wait for GF3 to come out.

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Originally written by buried spelunker cowry:

No offense, but it was funny to see that a person who joined in March of 2005 is calling another who joined in March of 2005 a n00b. :)

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Originally written by Thuryl:

If you actually read the thread you linked to, you'll notice he already did. :P

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Originally written by Thuryl:

For Mac, just type Option-Shift-/

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Originally written by the Real Demonslaya:

I don't have one. I don't need one.

I don't see what all the hub-bub is about.

I don't spell well, either. (edit)

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I don't spell well, either. (edit)

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I don't spell well, either. (edit)

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Originally written by hawk king:

3 hrs 58 wait make that 59 minutes 45 seconds till midnight
ahh the agony <thud> brother dimitri calls ambulance to deal with heart attach

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Wait, wait. You're Waffle Guy's brother?

Wow. That explains a lot.

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