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Apprentice
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I just want you all to know that I've just changed a lightbulb. It gave me great pleasure. Let there be light!
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I have two good lightbulbs and three sockets for them at my place. So I change them regularly depending on what I'm doing.

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i homew you're usign the energy efficient light bulbs, so you save money.

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I don't think they are any good; they are too expensive for me.

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this topic is very stupid but most topics in this general section are so never mind

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The combination of my extreme tallness, and the moderate low ceiling I have in my basement causes me to regularly break lightbulbs. Especially when I feel the need to flail uncontrollably.

I'm pretty sure there is a stock of lightbulbs somewhere in the house, but I usually just sit in the dark till someone else recognizes the lack of light and changes it :)
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I knew someone would do this.

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Be careful when changing a lightbulb: It can be very dangerous, and if you are not familiar with the safety precautions, you shouldn't attempt it.

Check these links for info on how to safely change lightbulbs:

http://www.labsafety.com/store/dept.asp?dept_id=334
http://www.captainelectric.com/newsletterwinter.html
http://www.michaelholigan.com...page=1

[ Saturday, March 26, 2005 08:53: Message edited by: Call out Gouranga be Happy ]

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Some information about the history of the Light Bulb.

[ Saturday, March 26, 2005 10:11: Message edited by: Dolphin ]

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Nena
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We use gas lamps over here. There was a law a few years back and all light bulbs were confiscated (I don't know what they did with them but I'm sure it was for nefarious purposes). Gas lamps are, I think, all right. At first there were some fires throughout the country as people were not used to handling them, but not any more.

I heard that, as a way to modernized the country and improve the world economy we are beginning to manufacture (for latter home and all purpose use) those bright things they use at some discos.

I tried to change a lightbulb once, but through some freaky series of events, it ended up being welded to my hand, which was then amputated.

Hope your experiences are nicer.

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I licked a lightbulb once, and it became welded to my tongue. They had to amputate my head.

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It's a light bulb, stupid. Two words. And your spelling sucks.

—Alorael, who will warn your ISPs that you are violating the forum guide to light( )bulb changing.
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Oh, come off it Alo. Quit being so anal-retentive.

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quote:
Originally written by The Almighty Doer of Stuff:

I licked a lightbulb once, and it became welded to my tongue. They had to amputate my head.
Me too.

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quote:
Originally written by ben2:

quote:
Originally written by The Almighty Doer of Stuff:

I licked a lightbulb once, and it became welded to my tongue. They had to amputate my head.
Me too.

me too me too

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Me three!!

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Florescent tubes >>>>>> Light bulbs

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Well, now, you've got to be very careful that the lightbulb has cooled down, after it blows, before you try to change it. It's best done, left-handed and with a towel, just in case, anyway. After all, third degree burns on the right hand, aren't a good idea.

And it's lightbulb, you yellow-bellied newb. I took latin, I should know.

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I'm Amish. I don't use light bulbs, or anything electric for that matter.

My new Corvette is pretty sweet, though.

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quote:
Originally written by [b:
The Almighty Doer of Stuff[/b]]
I licked a lightbulb once, and it became welded to my tongue. They had to amputate my head.
That's not as bad as sticking two ends of a paperclip into a socket. ;)
Try this at home kids!

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quote:
Originally written by the Real Demonslaya:

I'm Amish. I don't use light bulbs, or anything electric for that matter.

My new Corvette is pretty sweet, though.

So, does your computer use batteries?
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So, does your computer use batteries?
Nope. Pedal-powered.

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Ok.
Long life light bulbs last longer.

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According to Microsoft Word spell checker, it's light bulb.

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