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Geneforge used to be my favorite out of the spiderweb games. Jeff's lost the concept. He thinks that making more of a hit game will be good. I don't concur.While some of you may like that idea, I'm finding Jeff's games getting boring.

Let's see, in over 10 years how many different game types have there been?
-Nethergate
-Exile/Avernum (same plot)
-Geneforge

One word : BORING

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Originally written by buried spelunker cowry:

These threads make the waiting so much easier.

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Originally written by Archmage Alex:

I would be happy if you got them all at 100 rather than 10. 10 does lots of damage, but not nearly god damage.

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Originally written by hawk king:

i agree to be your partner in torture if i get the first victims body deal ?

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But of course! Provided that once you're done with them, I get to suck the marrow from their bones... :mad:

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Originally written by Icshi:

I've been hearing the delightful chorus of wailing and gnashing of teeth :) for some days now, with only minor variation. Yet it's getting tiresome. We need some new orchestrations of suffering to liven things up. Hence this scraping-the-bottom-of-the-barrel topic. Even in the paltry space of a few hours it has fulfilled its purpose admirably! Quake and shudder in awe :eek: as hawk king and I draw you all deeper into the maelstrom of self- and mutually-inflicted madness! :D

<...Cue duet of diabolical laughter...>

"WHOO-HA! BWAAAA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAA!!!"

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Originally written by Icshi:

You are a sick, sick man! Have you no compassion? No common decency?!?

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Originally written by Toenail Rejoices From Getting E3:

I don't think there are any easter eggs for G2. Sorry.

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Originally written by Toenail Rejoices From Getting E3:

I don't think there are any easter eggs for G2. Sorry.

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Originally written by Icshi:

Litalia also brings up the image of some piece of blue-skinned female alien crumpet with glittery antennae that Captian Kirk would scrundle up next to. She's supposedly from another world, but all her alluring bits are biologically compatible.

Oh my. You've just given me a horrible idea — Jeff may go overboard with this whole island theme: I start up Geneforge 3 and I hear Bobby Mcerrin's "Don't Worry, Be Happy." :eek: If that happens I'll get out my Ginzu knives and perform the Happy Despatch.

And yes, Kelandon, this topic is a new low. Good Lord, I'm ashamed of myself... :rolleyes:

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Originally written by Thuryl:

That's not what an easter egg is. An easter egg is a hidden thing, like the messages you get on the main menu screen of Geneforge 1 if you massage the creations that appear until there are 8 of the same kind on screen.

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Originally written by Thuryl:

That's not what an easter egg is. An easter egg is a hidden thing, like the messages you get on the main menu screen of Geneforge 1 if you massage the creations that appear until there are 8 of the same kind on screen.

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Originally written by Mr.knowitall:

What present? Where? You mean the Geneforge.

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Originally written by Mr.knowitall:

What present? Where? You mean the Geneforge.

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Originally written by Ornk of Death:

Newsflash! Swiss army invades New York: entire army found stabbed to death with their own little folding knives.

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Originally written by mark greenwood:

Wait a minute... it seems to me that all of us are already dying slowly and painfully... waiting for Geneforge 3!

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Indeed. The cruelest form of punishment for any addict is to take away his supply of the substance in question. In our case, we require massive semi-annual doses of augmentation canisters administered digitally through a phone line. Our latest dose is way overdue, and we're slowly perishing. But being Brothers in Adversity we provide temporary solace for one another through repeated, increasingly inarticulate expressions of comiseration, and mutual threats... We're on the border of the danger zone here.

Here is a checklist issued by the FDA describing the symptoms of prolonged withdrawl, in chronological order of their occurence and rise of severity. As an example, and as a helpful indication of the general level in the community, I have checked which ones I have already fallen prey to.

Inability to think clearly <check>

Itchy pants <check>

Disproportionate susceptibillity to incorrectly labeled jests regarding the potential release date of GF3 <check>

Heart palpitations and spontaneous cardiac arrest <check>

Uncontrollable sobbing <check>

Hallucinations of a terrifying nature <check>

Violent behavior and scattershot threats <check>

Morbid discussion of mediavel (often ethnicity-specific) styles execution methods <check>

A pinching, aching pain behind the eyeballs from staring at the computer screen too long composing posts on the software bulletin board in a desperate attempt to make time pass more quickly <check>

Carpol-tunnel syndrome (associated with previous symptom) <check>

Despair. Deep, deep despair.<check> :( :(

And we all know what the cure is... It'd better hurry, things are getting serious.

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